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Mystery Nuts
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60316
60318 60319 60321 60323 60324 60327 60367 60495 61609
This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.

Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.

Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
1163 replies and 111 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60585
60588
>>60583
*eats corned beef*
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60586
>>60584
I was hoping to avoid mentioning it
tl:dr weird
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60587
>probably has ~2-3 hours before passing out
So, what is Tracy able to see from her position?
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60588
>>60585
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee'
Anonymous
28InT
?
No.60589
>>60582
Hmmmmmmm...
I guess Torc could go see what Saw-horse wanted
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60590
60591 60592 60593 60594 60598
Alright! Well my day was absolute shit! But enough about that! Aside from raping potatoes, where are we at?


Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60591
60597
>>60590
Tracy is still in the crowd, observing That Bitch, and remaining opportunistic.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60592
60597
>>60590
Sorry about your day.
Anonymous
73pjI
?
No.60593
60597
>>60590
Sorry to hear that... I hope things get better soon.
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60594
60595 60597
>>60590
Being angry about raping potatoes
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60595
60596
>>60594
What's he actually doing tho?
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60596
60602
>>60595
Reentering the structure through the hole
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60597
60599 60646
>>60592
>>60593
No worries, with any luck it will play out reasonably
>>60594
Rly?
>>60591
That Bitch is still in a small groups, alternating between giving instructions to the ppl there, and giving instructions into her phone. Something about
Not subtle enough to be those invaders, but still a pain in the ass," have I mentioned she has a huge ass?
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60598
60600 60601
>>60590
Sorry to hear that GM.

Torc is currently deciding if he should ask Death to come with him to see the trebuchets
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60599
>>60597
Tracy makes herself discreet, but inches closer.
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60600
60610
>>60598
Well, Death didn't stop by for a group-chat, so intrigued.

Anonymous
73pjI
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No.60601
60604
>>60598
Is Death a visible entity, or can only Torc see Death?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60602
60607
>>60596
But aren't there increasing bots on both sides now?
Llvh5
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No.60603
60606
[1d20+10 = 25]
5>>60597
Rolling to stay flaccid.
Is it bigger than thezs?
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60604
60610
>>60601
Death is visible. No "Torcuil is talking-to/fugging the air" shenanigens
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60605
60608
Trumpaladin renters on Fae, making use of the fact that Fae is a hell of a lot faster than the bots to evade them - or at least, to evade masses of the bots attacking at once.

He was supposed to meet up with Infernius and Tracy so they could all get IDs and not have to constantly worry about the bots, but nooooooooo, we can't have that now, can we?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60606
60609
>>60603
Yes, but its all fat. That Bitch has no athleticism
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60607
>>60602
He was supposed to meet Tracy on the other side but we have to replay Saturday and now you want to do something else that will result in That Bitch getting away anyways
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60608
>>60605
Relax, Tracy just has to venture outside
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60609
60611
>>60606
>no athleticism
Tracy takes note of this, judging to see how easily she'd go down if she wanted to dispose of her.
Anonymous
28InT
?
No.60610
60629 60647
>>60600
Sound's good enough for me
"Hey, do you wanna go watch some trebuchet demonstrations?"
>>60604
Good to know
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60611
60612 60613
>>60609
Quick hint. Its a society based on non-aggression, where the robots do all the fighting
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60612
>>60611
>all these rich squishy targets
An assassin's paradise.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60613
60614 60615
>>60611
Gay.
Are their any soyboys around?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60614
60615 60616
>>60613
Aren't you about to get BBQ'd?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60615
60618 60620
>>60613
>>60614
Yeah, you are
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60616
>>60614
Yea.
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60617
60620
Just fly out of there. He's out of range in the very first round
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60618
60619 60621
>>60615
>Roast beef
>McRib
>Big Mac
>Brisket
>Steak
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60619
>>60618
Tasty.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60620
60622 60623
>>60615
Tracy observes Infernius from her position.
>>60617
The bots have formed a ring by the hole. Going through would give them all a point blank shot, wouldn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60621
>>60618
*wipes drool*
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60622
60626
>>60620
He has a round or many rounds before they form a ring. He has just refused to specify "I fly away" for some reason
vPzPk
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No.60623
60624 60626
[14d8 = 57]
>>60620
Yes
And speaking of crispy-fried Infernius, he still (cuz this is the point that the game was stopped) is taking damage from 2 1/2 breath weapons.
It hurt last time, but we'll re-roll for keks
Anonymous
28InT
?
No.60624
60626 60628
>>60623
Kentucky Fried Minotaur?
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60625
60627 60628
He had a round before Trump. He could have fled before Trump fled
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60626
>>60624
>>60623
Im still alive.
>>60622
Shhhhh its meta. Infernuis leg it traped on something.


Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60627
60630
>>60625
You know Cardishil is enormous, right? It'd take several rounds to get back to the hole from the plaza.
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60628
60629 60631
>>60624
Its super rare at this point, but yeah
>>60625
Infernius seemed pretty set on making an entrance.
Making an entrance doesn't involve running away.
Anonymous
28InT
?
No.60629
>>60628
>super rare
Fucking kek

>>60610

Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60630
60632
>>60627
I don't fucking care. Cardishore can be how ever the fuck large it wants to be, Infernius has a flying mount that can move a hell of a lot faster than any of these, and he's higher in the order of initiative
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60631
60633 60636
>>60628
I am still alive!
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60632
60634
>>60630
Meh. Didn't seem that way to me.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60633
60636
>>60631
You might wanna cast a spell to protect yourself.
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60634
60635 60636
>>60632
It's not a matter of "seems," it's a matter of objective fact. Initiative is set and Infernius had a move before the bots next move. Movement and range are mathematical and Infernius had and has the better numbers