This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>probably has ~2-3 hours before passing out
So, what is Tracy able to see from her position?
>>60582Hmmmmmmm...
I guess Torc could go see what Saw-horse wanted
Alright! Well my day was absolute shit! But enough about that! Aside from raping potatoes, where are we at?
>>60590Tracy is still in the crowd, observing That Bitch, and remaining opportunistic.
>>60590Sorry to hear that... I hope things get better soon.
>>60590Being angry about raping potatoes
>>60594What's he actually doing tho?
>>60595Reentering the structure through the hole
>>60592>>60593No worries, with any luck it will play out reasonably
>>60594Rly?
>>60591That Bitch is still in a small groups, alternating between giving instructions to the ppl there, and giving instructions into her phone. Something about
Not subtle enough to be
those invaders, but still a pain in the ass," have I mentioned she has a huge ass?
>>60590Sorry to hear that GM.
Torc is currently deciding if he should ask Death to come with him to see the trebuchets
>>60597Tracy makes herself discreet, but inches closer.
>>60598Well, Death didn't stop by for a group-chat, so intrigued.
>>60598Is Death a visible entity, or can only Torc see Death?
>>60596But aren't there increasing bots on both sides now?
>>60601Death is visible. No "Torcuil is talking-to/fugging the air" shenanigens
Trumpaladin renters on Fae, making use of the fact that Fae is a hell of a lot faster than the bots to evade them - or at least, to evade masses of the bots attacking at once.
He was supposed to meet up with Infernius and Tracy so they could all get IDs and not have to constantly worry about the bots, but nooooooooo, we can't have that now, can we?
>>60603Yes, but its all fat. That Bitch has no athleticism
>>60602He was supposed to meet Tracy on the other side but we have to replay Saturday and now you want to do something else that will result in That Bitch getting away anyways
>>60605Relax, Tracy just has to venture outside
>>60606>no athleticismTracy takes note of this, judging to see how easily she'd go down if she wanted to dispose of her.
>>60600Sound's good enough for me
"Hey, do you wanna go watch some trebuchet demonstrations?"
>>60604Good to know
>>60609Quick hint. Its a society based on non-aggression, where the robots do all the fighting
>>60611Gay.
Are their any soyboys around?
>>60613Aren't you about to get BBQ'd?
Just fly out of there. He's out of range in the very first round
>>60615Tracy observes Infernius from her position.
>>60617The bots have formed a ring by the hole. Going through would give them all a point blank shot, wouldn't it?
>>60620He has a round or many rounds before they form a ring. He has just refused to specify "I fly away" for some reason
[14d8 = 57]>>60620Yes
And speaking of crispy-fried Infernius, he
still (cuz this is the point that the game was stopped) is taking damage from 2 1/2 breath weapons.
It hurt last time, but we'll re-roll for keks
He had a round before Trump. He could have fled before Trump fled
>>60625You know Cardishil is enormous, right? It'd take several rounds to get back to the hole from the plaza.
>>60624Its super rare at this point, but yeah
>>60625Infernius seemed pretty set on making an entrance.
Making an entrance doesn't involve running away.
>>60627I don't fucking care. Cardishore can be how ever the fuck large it wants to be, Infernius has a flying mount that can move a hell of a lot faster than any of these, and he's higher in the order of initiative
>>60630Meh. Didn't seem that way to me.
>>60631You might wanna cast a spell to protect yourself.
>>60632It's not a matter of "seems," it's a matter of objective fact. Initiative is set and Infernius had a move before the bots next move. Movement and range are mathematical and Infernius had and has the better numbers