This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>>61206>>61219Reeeee light sabers are 4 me, you can have chainsword!
>>61220You should make one then.
>>61223>implying that's ever stopped him from rolling to tryI was referring to the Brilliant Energy sword, but whatever.
*goes to bed irl*
What''s Infernius's base Str?
>>61238Isn't it like 35 with the arms?
>>61239Without the arms.
Just wondering if he qualified for the Awesome Blow feat.
>>61240Might be 2 Str short...
Too bad. The image of him pimp-smacking enemies across the battlefield makes me chuckle.
>>61241Screw Cloak Dance. I'm going to have Tracy train towards Whirlwind Attack next chance she gets. She still needs Combat Expertise to get there though.
>>61252If you can shit up the thread with your wanting things or thinking out loud, then I can do the same with a hypothetical battle between Trumpaladin and the bots
\r
>>61254I didn't say you couldn't, m8.
>>61254Also, what's wrong with thinking aloud?
When you sunder parts of those bots, do their parts count as worn items?
>>61259It depends on the bot, but yes as far as the shazbots are concerned
>>61260Alright, just wondering if they got opposed attack rolls. Pretty simple then.
>>61261Try that on Ed, and yes there will be opposition. The mailboxes are far too simple tho. They were designed to take out small-large groups quickly and effectively/autonomously, not engage protracted fights
>Torc considers turning Death into a pony
>>61263If it means moar fug, she'd probably be down desu
>>61267Do it. It'll afford the two of you some privacy from that lech.
>>61268I guess they're heading to the tower then
Was the infrastructure in Durpistan in poor condition? I'm wondering how long it could take to rebuild the city.
Torc leans over and whispers to Death.
"We gotta go to the Tower"
>>61274You should have sayed want to suck on my tower.
>>61274Stix leaves the tower to go find his dagger.
should he run into Torc on the way there? Tracy continues sitting, wondering where her daggers could be.
>>61279Stix walks by and sees Torc with a strange figure.
He walks over to him.
“Hey there Torc! Who is your friend here?”