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Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60316
60318 60319 60321 60323 60324 60327 60367 60495 61609
This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.

Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.

Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
1163 replies and 108 files omitted.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61220
61221
>>61206
>>61219
Reeeee light sabers are 4 me, you can have chainsword!
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61221
61223
>>61220
You should make one then.

Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61222
*sits*
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61223
61224 61234
>>61221
>implying i can find the parts
>implying i can fashion them together
>implying Infernuis has the knowledge
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61224
61228 61244
>>61223
>implying that's ever stopped him from rolling to try
I was referring to the Brilliant Energy sword, but whatever.

*goes to bed irl*


Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61228
>>61224
Ask Lenos
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61234
61235
>>61223
>Nobody ever asks the sorcerer

>With 20 ranks in craft

>And the Craft Magical Items fear
Faggots
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61235
61236
>>61234
*looks for written list of things he wants you to craft*
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61236
61237
>>61235
5 item max
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.61237
>>61236
Generous.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61238
61239
What''s Infernius's base Str?
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61239
61240
>>61238
Isn't it like 35 with the arms?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61240
61241
>>61239
Without the arms.
Just wondering if he qualified for the Awesome Blow feat.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61241
61242
>>61240
Might be 2 Str short...
Too bad. The image of him pimp-smacking enemies across the battlefield makes me chuckle.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61242
>>61241
Screw Cloak Dance. I'm going to have Tracy train towards Whirlwind Attack next chance she gets. She still needs Combat Expertise to get there though.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61243
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Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61244
>>61224
With stat advancement 25
yM5Fv
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No.61245
61246 61252
[1d20+31 = 48]
Testing
yM5Fv
?
No.61246
61247
[4d20 = 37]
>>61245

yM5Fv
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No.61247
61248
[1d20+31 = 38]
>>61246
Round 2
yM5Fv
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No.61248
[3d20 = 37]
>>61247

Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61252
61253 61254
>>61245
>>>/test/
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61253
61255
>>61252
*dabs on*
UaxG8
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No.61254
61256 61257
>>61252
If you can shit up the thread with your wanting things or thinking out loud, then I can do the same with a hypothetical battle between Trumpaladin and the bots
\r
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61255
>>61253
*dabs back*
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61256
>>61254
I didn't say you couldn't, m8.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61257
>>61254
Also, what's wrong with thinking aloud?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61258
*wants out loud*
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61259
61260
When you sunder parts of those bots, do their parts count as worn items?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61260
61261
>>61259
It depends on the bot, but yes as far as the shazbots are concerned
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61261
61262
>>61260
Alright, just wondering if they got opposed attack rolls. Pretty simple then.


Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61262
>>61261
Try that on Ed, and yes there will be opposition. The mailboxes are far too simple tho. They were designed to take out small-large groups quickly and effectively/autonomously, not engage protracted fights
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61263
61264
>Torc considers turning Death into a pony
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61264
61265
>>61263
If it means moar fug, she'd probably be down desu
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61265
61266 61267
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>>61264
She wants sum fug?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61266
>>61265
>_<
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61267
61268
>>61265
Shoot me
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61268
61269 61271
>>61267
Do it. It'll afford the two of you some privacy from that lech.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61269
>>61268
I guess they're heading to the tower then
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61270
Was the infrastructure in Durpistan in poor condition? I'm wondering how long it could take to rebuild the city.
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61271
61272
>>61268
>That lech
Come again?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61272
61273
>>61271
Oh plz, the shoe fits
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61273
185777__safe_rainbow dash_animated_scrunchy face_seizure warning_vibrating.gif
>>61272
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61274
61275 61277
Torc leans over and whispers to Death.
"We gotta go to the Tower"
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61275
61276
>>61274
You should have sayed want to suck on my tower.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61276
>>61275
Fucking hell
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61277
61279
>>61274
Stix leaves the tower to go find his dagger.
should he run into Torc on the way there?
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61278
Tracy continues sitting, wondering where her daggers could be.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61279
61280
>>61277
Yes
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61280
61281
>>61279
Stix walks by and sees Torc with a strange figure.
He walks over to him.
“Hey there Torc! Who is your friend here?”