This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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I hope Tracy levels up before I run out of parodies of this painting...
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>>60327
That depends. Is Tracy going to make like she's actually an innocent bystander (cuz everyone here is disarmed,... remember?) and maybe do some eavesdropping while offering tactical information to Trump via empathic link and think of a workable resolution, or is she just going to stab her?
That depends. Is Tracy going to make like she's actually an innocent bystander (cuz everyone here is disarmed,... remember?) and maybe do some eavesdropping while offering tactical information to Trump via empathic link and think of a workable resolution, or is she just going to stab her?
>>60328
Tbh, I just originally wanted to stab/shoot a high-ranking target because bloodlust.
At the moment, she's in stealth/theft/eavesdropping mode; she'll stay in that mode until further due, gathering any information/keys she can find, remaining opportunistic and communicated as need be.
Tbh, I just originally wanted to stab/shoot a high-ranking target because bloodlust.
At the moment, she's in stealth/theft/eavesdropping mode; she'll stay in that mode until further due, gathering any information/keys she can find, remaining opportunistic and communicated as need be.
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*dabs*
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I thought GM might like this chart...
I thought GM might like this chart...
[1d100 = 25]
>>60340
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE CAN'T KNOW MY NAME."
"What have I done?"
I guess duration roll
>>60340
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE CAN'T KNOW MY NAME."
"What have I done?"
I guess duration roll
>>60351
If you had to slowly be consumed by fire and slowly watch yourself die, then wake up afterwards to constantly be reminded of it, maybe.. just maybe... you would be scared of it too...
If you had to slowly be consumed by fire and slowly watch yourself die, then wake up afterwards to constantly be reminded of it, maybe.. just maybe... you would be scared of it too...
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>Rapes Tracy quietly
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>>60382
Trumpaladin looks at Thez. He thinks of replying "oh really now?" But he figures no good will come of it, so he stays silent
Trumpaladin looks at Thez. He thinks of replying "oh really now?" But he figures no good will come of it, so he stays silent
>>60392
I didn't post it because I thought it'd be mistaken for a cuck joke.
It's not cuckolding; it's just a very weird position to be in...
I didn't post it because I thought it'd be mistaken for a cuck joke.
It's not cuckolding; it's just a very weird position to be in...
>>60393
It's pretty badass that Torc get's to talk to Death casually, let alone fug her.
He'd make for a great necRomancer.
It's pretty badass that Torc get's to talk to Death casually, let alone fug her.
He'd make for a great necRomancer.
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*drinks third glass of black tea*
>>60406
Um.... here, but there's sort of something going on and I hopefully will be out most of the day
Um.... here, but there's sort of something going on and I hopefully will be out most of the day
>>60412
My best guess is that he'd be flying out through the top (in the alternative, just running on the ground) so I think in the process of escape
My best guess is that he'd be flying out through the top (in the alternative, just running on the ground) so I think in the process of escape
>>60412
He fully escaped the city, is an indeterminate distance away from the city, still in sight of the "hole" area as well as the ring of flybots along the wall.
He fully escaped the city, is an indeterminate distance away from the city, still in sight of the "hole" area as well as the ring of flybots along the wall.
>>60422
>'I'm not worried about that for the moment. I'm currently at a distance, trying to see what'll happen to the bull now.'
>'I'm not worried about that for the moment. I'm currently at a distance, trying to see what'll happen to the bull now.'
>>60424
>'I can't just leave him without seeing what's up. Don't worry, I'm far enough away from the action to be safe. I'm hiding in the crowd currently.'
>'I can't just leave him without seeing what's up. Don't worry, I'm far enough away from the action to be safe. I'm hiding in the crowd currently.'
Hey, could we use certain potions as splash weapons? Like a potion of Cloudkill as a gas grenade?
>>60431
I haven't mentioned it anywhere but on the discord, but Tracy hasn't cut her mane once since she lost her favorite knives.
I haven't mentioned it anywhere but on the discord, but Tracy hasn't cut her mane once since she lost her favorite knives.
>>60450
She really misses those knives..
>tfw dyke-ish butch hairstyle is ruined!
[Reeeeeees in stealth]
She really misses those knives..
>tfw dyke-ish butch hairstyle is ruined!
[Reeeeeees in stealth]
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>>60452
>realizes is playing a long-haired, pregnant, traditionally-married, non-promiscuous Tracy Cage now
>haven't even murdered anyone in a while
I've abused this OC quite a bit over these past 7 months...
>realizes is playing a long-haired, pregnant, traditionally-married, non-promiscuous Tracy Cage now
>haven't even murdered anyone in a while
I've abused this OC quite a bit over these past 7 months...
Does booping provoke a boop of opportunity?
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>>60458
[pent-up serial killer noises]
"What does a mare need to do to find some enemies who actually bleed..!" She says under her breath, weighing the cost of blowing her cover with the thrill of stabbing one of these drama queens
[pent-up serial killer noises]
"What does a mare need to do to find some enemies who actually bleed..!" She says under her breath, weighing the cost of blowing her cover with the thrill of stabbing one of these drama queens
>>60465
You've had a hell of a lot of chances for ogres and shut that you explicitly passed up, so be patient
You've had a hell of a lot of chances for ogres and shut that you explicitly passed up, so be patient
>>60467
>explicitly passed up
In that moment, ensuring the safety of her angels was more important to her than stabbing strangers.
>explicitly passed up
In that moment, ensuring the safety of her angels was more important to her than stabbing strangers.
>tfw discord has crashed and refused to come back online
Poor timing too. You guys are going to have to be patient with me until I can get it fixed
Poor timing too. You guys are going to have to be patient with me until I can get it fixed
*lurks through crowd*
Are we all here?
>>60483
Yes, Brad is currently just outside of the wall. about 5- yards, hes seen by both drones and spectators. He's shiny, so most eyes r on him
Yes, Brad is currently just outside of the wall. about 5- yards, hes seen by both drones and spectators. He's shiny, so most eyes r on him
Tracy tries to get closer to That Bitch, while observing Infernius's situation.
>>60500
He's reentering. It was supposed to be the plan from last Saturday, but that isn't happening, so he'll fight through them I guess
He's reentering. It was supposed to be the plan from last Saturday, but that isn't happening, so he'll fight through them I guess
I stayed up way too late last night.. I'm already falling asleep..
*Get's drunk and wanders through the streets yelling*
"I think this disguise is having some kind of effect on me.."
"I think this disguise is having some kind of effect on me.."
>>60509
>*is merely hallucinating drunkenness due to the effects of the leprechaun disguise on Saint Patrick's Day*
>*is merely hallucinating drunkenness due to the effects of the leprechaun disguise on Saint Patrick's Day*
>>60517
Where the fuck did the "up" go?
Anyway, GM is there anything in the area of entertainment around the port?
Where the fuck did the "up" go?
Anyway, GM is there anything in the area of entertainment around the port?
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
None
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Some people think that potatoes are too starchy for the Denver Broncos, but not me, no siree bob. When I was just a small potato, I would occasionally salt myself and become that entity known to The French as Le Pomme de Terre, and I would cause the cholesterol of my enemies to rise through the buttery menace of my potato hide.
>>60532
If sex "doesn't count" just because you eat your lover afterwards, then several insect species shouldn't be able to reproduce
If sex "doesn't count" just because you eat your lover afterwards, then several insect species shouldn't be able to reproduce
>>60539
I was shitposting; It would count, if it weren't just another married female masturbating with non-living household vegetables.
I was shitposting; It would count, if it weren't just another married female masturbating with non-living household vegetables.
*eats a whole raw potato*
>>60548
If the discord online status is to be trusted, he is currently idle. I guess he is busy at the moment.
If the discord online status is to be trusted, he is currently idle. I guess he is busy at the moment.
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>>60551
Poisons are such a badass way to painfully kill/incapacitate your enemy.
I'm glad assassins and Blackguards are proficient in poison use.
Poisons are such a badass way to painfully kill/incapacitate your enemy.
I'm glad assassins and Blackguards are proficient in poison use.
>probably has ~2-3 hours before passing out
So, what is Tracy able to see from her position?
So, what is Tracy able to see from her position?
Alright! Well my day was absolute shit! But enough about that! Aside from raping potatoes, where are we at?
>>60592
>>60593
No worries, with any luck it will play out reasonably
>>60594
Rly?
>>60591
That Bitch is still in a small groups, alternating between giving instructions to the ppl there, and giving instructions into her phone. Something about
Not subtle enough to be those invaders, but still a pain in the ass," have I mentioned she has a huge ass?
>>60593
No worries, with any luck it will play out reasonably
>>60594
Rly?
>>60591
That Bitch is still in a small groups, alternating between giving instructions to the ppl there, and giving instructions into her phone. Something about
Not subtle enough to be those invaders, but still a pain in the ass," have I mentioned she has a huge ass?
>>60590
Sorry to hear that GM.
Torc is currently deciding if he should ask Death to come with him to see the trebuchets
Sorry to hear that GM.
Torc is currently deciding if he should ask Death to come with him to see the trebuchets
Trumpaladin renters on Fae, making use of the fact that Fae is a hell of a lot faster than the bots to evade them - or at least, to evade masses of the bots attacking at once.
He was supposed to meet up with Infernius and Tracy so they could all get IDs and not have to constantly worry about the bots, but nooooooooo, we can't have that now, can we?
He was supposed to meet up with Infernius and Tracy so they could all get IDs and not have to constantly worry about the bots, but nooooooooo, we can't have that now, can we?
>>60602
He was supposed to meet Tracy on the other side but we have to replay Saturday and now you want to do something else that will result in That Bitch getting away anyways
He was supposed to meet Tracy on the other side but we have to replay Saturday and now you want to do something else that will result in That Bitch getting away anyways
>>60606
>no athleticism
Tracy takes note of this, judging to see how easily she'd go down if she wanted to dispose of her.
>no athleticism
Tracy takes note of this, judging to see how easily she'd go down if she wanted to dispose of her.
>>60620
He has a round or many rounds before they form a ring. He has just refused to specify "I fly away" for some reason
He has a round or many rounds before they form a ring. He has just refused to specify "I fly away" for some reason
[14d8 = 57]
>>60620
Yes
And speaking of crispy-fried Infernius, he still (cuz this is the point that the game was stopped) is taking damage from 2 1/2 breath weapons.
It hurt last time, but we'll re-roll for keks
>>60620
Yes
And speaking of crispy-fried Infernius, he still (cuz this is the point that the game was stopped) is taking damage from 2 1/2 breath weapons.
It hurt last time, but we'll re-roll for keks
He had a round before Trump. He could have fled before Trump fled
>>60625
You know Cardishil is enormous, right? It'd take several rounds to get back to the hole from the plaza.
You know Cardishil is enormous, right? It'd take several rounds to get back to the hole from the plaza.
>>60627
I don't fucking care. Cardishore can be how ever the fuck large it wants to be, Infernius has a flying mount that can move a hell of a lot faster than any of these, and he's higher in the order of initiative
I don't fucking care. Cardishore can be how ever the fuck large it wants to be, Infernius has a flying mount that can move a hell of a lot faster than any of these, and he's higher in the order of initiative
>>60632
It's not a matter of "seems," it's a matter of objective fact. Initiative is set and Infernius had a move before the bots next move. Movement and range are mathematical and Infernius had and has the better numbers
It's not a matter of "seems," it's a matter of objective fact. Initiative is set and Infernius had a move before the bots next move. Movement and range are mathematical and Infernius had and has the better numbers
>>60634
The bots are coming through a hole in the cieling tho. They could've put themselves between him and the door.
We don't even know what feats they have.
The bots are coming through a hole in the cieling tho. They could've put themselves between him and the door.
We don't even know what feats they have.
>>60631
For now, Infernius only took 1 direct blast.
>>60633
Good idea.
This is or would be the point that Trump actually made his escape.
>>60634
Cuz that's saved him before.
At this point, Infernius has the option of fighting being reduced to an ash-pile, or relegating himself to an ash-pile.
Loved that Anne Frank meme btw
For now, Infernius only took 1 direct blast.
>>60633
Good idea.
This is or would be the point that Trump actually made his escape.
>>60634
Cuz that's saved him before.
At this point, Infernius has the option of fighting being reduced to an ash-pile, or relegating himself to an ash-pile.
Loved that Anne Frank meme btw
I wonder if the bots target people with too many IDs per heat signature. There's no way anyone with more than one would have good intentions, and could only be a criminal. So why not fry them?
>>60640
Good point.
Tracy places the other 3 IDs in her Bag of Holding, to keep them out of the bots' watch.
Good point.
Tracy places the other 3 IDs in her Bag of Holding, to keep them out of the bots' watch.
>>60597
What do the other people in the group look like? Do they seem like they're of higher status?
*inches toward group*
What do the other people in the group look like? Do they seem like they're of higher status?
*inches toward group*
What does the BOT distribution look like?
>>60646
There's a few uniformed dudes, as well as some obviously theatrical types. The uniforms are more official looking.
There's a few uniformed dudes, as well as some obviously theatrical types. The uniforms are more official looking.
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>>60649
>uniformed dudes
Noted.
Tracy figures these individuals may be staff serving in the cardishore government/system/whatever, and observes them cautiously, trying to get a sense of how things work around here.
As far as she can tell, is That Bitch highest ranking in the visible posy at the moment?
>uniformed dudes
Noted.
Tracy figures these individuals may be staff serving in the cardishore government/system/whatever, and observes them cautiously, trying to get a sense of how things work around here.
As far as she can tell, is That Bitch highest ranking in the visible posy at the moment?
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>>60655
Fae is outside with Trump, so aside from a hastily concealed (so not) hole in the wall, and a ring of angry bots maintaining perimeter along the top of the wall, not much
Fae is outside with Trump, so aside from a hastily concealed (so not) hole in the wall, and a ring of angry bots maintaining perimeter along the top of the wall, not much
>>60656
Take a Dragonne, which already has spot skills maxed out, max out spot skills when you get paladin mount die and additional levels, add the wisdom bonus, add the +4 racial bonus dragonnes get, and you've got a very high spot modifier.
Trumpaladin can't spot shit by himself, he can't rely on teammates, and he doesn't have any way of casting "detect invisibility," so he needs Fae to be able to do this for him
Take a Dragonne, which already has spot skills maxed out, max out spot skills when you get paladin mount die and additional levels, add the wisdom bonus, add the +4 racial bonus dragonnes get, and you've got a very high spot modifier.
Trumpaladin can't spot shit by himself, he can't rely on teammates, and he doesn't have any way of casting "detect invisibility," so he needs Fae to be able to do this for him
>>60658
>add the wisdom bonus, add the +4 racial bonus
The Dragonne stats, as listed, include all bonuses.
She does have 8 skill points to allocate from advancement tho.
>add the wisdom bonus, add the +4 racial bonus
The Dragonne stats, as listed, include all bonuses.
She does have 8 skill points to allocate from advancement tho.
>>60657
Dive for the hole, with all haste. While we're at it, Trump detects alignment on visible bots, using Vanderium's at will detect alignment.
"Vanderiem, can you tell me if these bots are neutral, or something else?"
Dive for the hole, with all haste. While we're at it, Trump detects alignment on visible bots, using Vanderium's at will detect alignment.
"Vanderiem, can you tell me if these bots are neutral, or something else?"
>>60660
"They're bots lad. They don't have alignments, they just do stuff that they're told to,"
(meaning, lawful)
"They're bots lad. They don't have alignments, they just do stuff that they're told to,"
(meaning, lawful)
>>60662
Lawful neutral, alright. Two questions: is the Eagles splendor from earlier still in effect, and would resistance to energy (fire) stack or not with the ring of fire resistance?
Lawful neutral, alright. Two questions: is the Eagles splendor from earlier still in effect, and would resistance to energy (fire) stack or not with the ring of fire resistance?
'when did he pick that ring for himself?' asks the theif
*shoots self in head for pointless loot-faggotry*
*shoots self in head for pointless loot-faggotry*
>>60664
More importantly, do the high-ranking targets Tracy is observing show any signs of leaving soon?
More importantly, do the high-ranking targets Tracy is observing show any signs of leaving soon?
[8d20 = 104]
>>60669
No, they seem to feel that the danger (?) is contained.
Oh yes, Infernius was attacking/ No effect (6's).
Rolling to continue barbecue
>>60669
No, they seem to feel that the danger (?) is contained.
Oh yes, Infernius was attacking/ No effect (6's).
Rolling to continue barbecue
>>60676
>'Situation isn't good. Infernius just got BBQ'd, and he smells delicious. It might be over for him...'
>'Situation isn't good. Infernius just got BBQ'd, and he smells delicious. It might be over for him...'
>>60677
>"Mother fucker. Where are you? I'm holding position outside the walls near the location where we entered. Are you next???"
>"Mother fucker. Where are you? I'm holding position outside the walls near the location where we entered. Are you next???"
>>60671
Tracy lets out an exaggerated gasp and pretends to take a selfie, imitating the behaviors of the drama-queens around her.
Beneath that, she's wincing at how much that had to hurt.
Tracy lets out an exaggerated gasp and pretends to take a selfie, imitating the behaviors of the drama-queens around her.
Beneath that, she's wincing at how much that had to hurt.
>>60682
>"No I'm fucking worrying about you because those bots are coming for you next. Should I come to you?"
>"No I'm fucking worrying about you because those bots are coming for you next. Should I come to you?"
>>60684
>"I'm fine. Stay where you are for now. You'll just draw more attention as it. It seems these guys have some kind of recording equipment, and they might have pictures.'
>"I'm fine. Stay where you are for now. You'll just draw more attention as it. It seems these guys have some kind of recording equipment, and they might have pictures.'
This is entirely out of character for Trumpaladin. The only reason I had him flee last Saturday was because I thought Infernius would do the same and because I thought the bots had a higher save DC. That why when we replayed again, I had him stay and fight. Because him being in the fight was crucial to making sure Infernius faced half the number of bots, and to give him a chance. Trumpaladin could never leave an ally, especially Infernius, to die, as he ran. That's part of why I wanted to just play out the battle without the bullshit. Because it was the only thing Trumpaladin could have done in that situation. Now we have an awkward situation where Infernius is kill after Trumpaladin ran,
and what is there to say about it?
and what is there to say about it?
>>60685
>"You're not fucking fine they'll kill you next. They attacked you earlier. You were hiding in your disguise but it didn't work. They attacked you anyways. They'll get you if I do not come for you. And so what if they have pictures? What does that matter? Are you afraid they'll see an ostrich? And if my disguise doesn't work, why do you think your disguise will work?"
>"You're not fucking fine they'll kill you next. They attacked you earlier. You were hiding in your disguise but it didn't work. They attacked you anyways. They'll get you if I do not come for you. And so what if they have pictures? What does that matter? Are you afraid they'll see an ostrich? And if my disguise doesn't work, why do you think your disguise will work?"
>>60686
>half the number of bots.
Pretty sure they can target multiple creatures with their flammenwerfers. Remember that mailbox that cornered Brad and Tracy in that alley.
>half the number of bots.
Pretty sure they can target multiple creatures with their flammenwerfers. Remember that mailbox that cornered Brad and Tracy in that alley.
>>60687
>'you may be in disguise, but Fae isn't. That dust was only a precaution; I can't just dress her up if people are already looking for her. I'm fine for now. Let me see what's up with the bull before we meet up.'
>'you may be in disguise, but Fae isn't. That dust was only a precaution; I can't just dress her up if people are already looking for her. I'm fine for now. Let me see what's up with the bull before we meet up.'
>>60688
Because they were standing right next to each other. That's what flame weapons do. They affect small cone. Last Weekend it was 5 bots against Trumpaladin and 6 against Infernius, or 11 against Infernius with no Trumpaladin in the equation. Pay attention
Because they were standing right next to each other. That's what flame weapons do. They affect small cone. Last Weekend it was 5 bots against Trumpaladin and 6 against Infernius, or 11 against Infernius with no Trumpaladin in the equation. Pay attention
>>60693
Death seems to think its some sort of holiday or celebration of some sort. Something about friar Patchske or whatever. She wants to have a drink.
Death seems to think its some sort of holiday or celebration of some sort. Something about friar Patchske or whatever. She wants to have a drink.
>>60691
What about the bots around him? Are they getting ready to finish him off?
Also, does Utachit ever take damage in her animated form?
What about the bots around him? Are they getting ready to finish him off?
Also, does Utachit ever take damage in her animated form?
>>60689
>"They might recognize Fae next time? If only I had another mount, someone else strong and fast enough to carry me and save me from danger, that way I wouldn't be forced to rely on Fae. And if only there were some way to disguise Fae in the future if need be, like a dust maybe. Oh well....
>"They might recognize Fae next time? If only I had another mount, someone else strong and fast enough to carry me and save me from danger, that way I wouldn't be forced to rely on Fae. And if only there were some way to disguise Fae in the future if need be, like a dust maybe. Oh well....
>>60696
She literally just explained that the dust won't do shit if someone's already looking for you.
>'I'll be there in a few moments, Flashy. Just let me see what happens to the Bull.'
She literally just explained that the dust won't do shit if someone's already looking for you.
>'I'll be there in a few moments, Flashy. Just let me see what happens to the Bull.'
>>60699
>'Well, I'm not so sure about that, but maybe I might be able to sweep up what's left at this rate..."
>'Well, I'm not so sure about that, but maybe I might be able to sweep up what's left at this rate..."
[1d20+24 = 38]
Rolling to Hide.
Rolling to Hide.
>>60698
>"If only Fae were faster, bigger, stronger, a much faster flier, had even better saving throws like if she had her own divine grace to share my eagle's splendor, could do ride by attacks, was able to create her own smoke screen, and maybe even able to blink out if need be - all while assuming a form that would be different than the form she would take the next time she tried to enter... I could definitely snatch the remains of Infernius, while gaining xp for killing bots and maybe even having a shot to loot other things and do other damage.
>A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream..."
>"If only Fae were faster, bigger, stronger, a much faster flier, had even better saving throws like if she had her own divine grace to share my eagle's splendor, could do ride by attacks, was able to create her own smoke screen, and maybe even able to blink out if need be - all while assuming a form that would be different than the form she would take the next time she tried to enter... I could definitely snatch the remains of Infernius, while gaining xp for killing bots and maybe even having a shot to loot other things and do other damage.
>A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream..."
>>60695
He's pretty finished off. And yes, he smells delicious, aside from the burned hair.
That Bitch makes a mention to several of the ppl and wanders away talking on her phone, attended by a nearby bot, exclaiming "Definitely not those assholes who looted the museum,"
>>60702
And the mantis becomes a living stick
He's pretty finished off. And yes, he smells delicious, aside from the burned hair.
That Bitch makes a mention to several of the ppl and wanders away talking on her phone, attended by a nearby bot, exclaiming "Definitely not those assholes who looted the museum,"
>>60702
And the mantis becomes a living stick
>>60703
>[flattered pony empathy]
>'Yes, Flashy, I'll be there in a jiffy; you don't need that kitty. Just let me collect that bull's remains.'
She feels/thinks, as she makes her way over closer to Infernius's situation.
>>60704
Tracy slowly creeps towards his charred remains in stealth.
Have the bots around him dispersed?
>[flattered pony empathy]
>'Yes, Flashy, I'll be there in a jiffy; you don't need that kitty. Just let me collect that bull's remains.'
She feels/thinks, as she makes her way over closer to Infernius's situation.
>>60704
Tracy slowly creeps towards his charred remains in stealth.
Have the bots around him dispersed?
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>>60708
No, they're intent on making sure he doesn't move, aside from the steam wafting from his remains,... which are still regenerating.
No, they're intent on making sure he doesn't move, aside from the steam wafting from his remains,... which are still regenerating.
Thez meanwhile, thinks for a second, "I wonder what I'nis is doing. I hope he's not getting charred to a crisp."
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>>60710
Approximately, how many squares away is he from the crowd (need to know because speed/range and stuff)?
"Faust almighty..!" Tracy exclaims under her breath, eyeing the sizzling tender smoked ribs, in both exasperation and peculiar interest
So, are they just continuously burning him, or are they waiting for some kind of signal?
>>60704
>Susan's colleagues looted the museum
>security is on high because of that
>That Bitch has high enough card-access to have a personal bot guard her
Tracy absorbs all of this info.
Approximately, how many squares away is he from the crowd (need to know because speed/range and stuff)?
"Faust almighty..!" Tracy exclaims under her breath, eyeing the sizzling tender smoked ribs, in both exasperation and peculiar interest
So, are they just continuously burning him, or are they waiting for some kind of signal?
>>60704
>Susan's colleagues looted the museum
>security is on high because of that
>That Bitch has high enough card-access to have a personal bot guard her
Tracy absorbs all of this info.
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>>60720
Tbh, I'm waiting for the demon to emerge, but don't want to be a metafag about it.
Tracy appears visibly torn between attempting to retrieve Infernius's remains (at risk of exposing herself) and trying to follow the crown into the gate.
She takes a gander at the crowd around her assessing the situation and trying to figure out where to go from here.
Tbh, I'm waiting for the demon to emerge, but don't want to be a metafag about it.
Tracy appears visibly torn between attempting to retrieve Infernius's remains (at risk of exposing herself) and trying to follow the crown into the gate.
She takes a gander at the crowd around her assessing the situation and trying to figure out where to go from here.
>>60721
It'll be a bit before anyone bothers to remove the ring, I wouldn't wait on it, especially since Tracy doesn't know about that
It'll be a bit before anyone bothers to remove the ring, I wouldn't wait on it, especially since Tracy doesn't know about that
On her way toward the gates, That Bitch stops mid-stride. She has a visible but short exchange over the phone, before slouching her shoulders and making her way back to the stage.
>>60724
I would try harder to stay up right now, but I decided it wasn't worth it to watch you faggots debate cardishil Again
I would try harder to stay up right now, but I decided it wasn't worth it to watch you faggots debate cardishil Again
>>60725
Does he not die until the ring is removed? Even with negative hit points?
Anyway, Tracy figures trying to retrieve Infernius's stuff is too risky at this point, and proceeds to follow the crowd as she ponders her next move, still absorbing info.
How many rounds would it take to get back to the hole? The city seems pretty big, so Idk.
Does he not die until the ring is removed? Even with negative hit points?
Anyway, Tracy figures trying to retrieve Infernius's stuff is too risky at this point, and proceeds to follow the crowd as she ponders her next move, still absorbing info.
How many rounds would it take to get back to the hole? The city seems pretty big, so Idk.
>>60730
Well, he is dead, but regeneration does and will continue until the ring is removed, yes.
>rounds
A few, nothing extensive since she'd be making a direct line
Well, he is dead, but regeneration does and will continue until the ring is removed, yes.
>rounds
A few, nothing extensive since she'd be making a direct line
>>60730
What's the rush to go through the gates? All that's going to happen if it waits three minutes is that there will be less security then
What's the rush to go through the gates? All that's going to happen if it waits three minutes is that there will be less security then
>>60736
>Mantis
I had her change to a leprechaun a while ago (thus the irish stereotypes).
Is the hole they originally went through at ground level or in the roof?
>Mantis
I had her change to a leprechaun a while ago (thus the irish stereotypes).
Is the hole they originally went through at ground level or in the roof?
[1d20 = 7]
Tracy dives through the hole in the dome and tackles Brad affectionately at full speed.
Spirited Bull Rush
Tracy dives through the hole in the dome and tackles Brad affectionately at full speed.
Spirited Bull Rush
>>60740
Again, though there is an observable overhead presence that is constantly observing, none of the bots seem to care.
Almost like, if you have an ID they DGAF, but if you don't they cook you.
Again, though there is an observable overhead presence that is constantly observing, none of the bots seem to care.
Almost like, if you have an ID they DGAF, but if you don't they cook you.
Reeee! It's a bull rush, not an overrun!
>>60753
"There was nothing I could do. Couldn't even sweep him up because of all of those mailboxes..."
"There was nothing I could do. Couldn't even sweep him up because of all of those mailboxes..."
Now then. While Infernius is Well, he is not technically kill. This is evident by the fact that he's not waking up in the entertron still hungry. Instead, his remains are being collected by waste removal bots.
Tracy successfully reunites with Trump, replete with +3 IDs for full access
Tracy successfully reunites with Trump, replete with +3 IDs for full access
[1d20+21 = 40]
"Let me change your disguise."
Sleight of Hand to slip a card in Brad's pocket.
"Let me change your disguise."
Sleight of Hand to slip a card in Brad's pocket.
Tracy throws some dust in Fae's face that makes her look like a giant goldfish with tarantuala legs, despite having no intention of bringing her along.
>>60762
Tracy does this, while ethereal.
>>60762
Tracy does this, while ethereal.
The Mantis pastor and Bridget were actually characters I made up in my old creative writing class btw.
>>60763
>Fae is now a goldfish with tarantula legs
As Tracy and Trump return to the scene, unmolested by flsmr cuz IDs, they find that what remains of Infernius is being loaded onto a trolley, by a grip of bots with specialized nozzles
>Fae is now a goldfish with tarantula legs
As Tracy and Trump return to the scene, unmolested by flsmr cuz IDs, they find that what remains of Infernius is being loaded onto a trolley, by a grip of bots with specialized nozzles
*flames
I need to break something. Not in game, but in real life. Like really break something.
I remember an episode of Deadliest Catch, season 2, that I watched many years ago where a guy gets pissed off, throws a large plastic tray in the water an starts shooting at it with an assault rifle. I really envy that guy
I remember an episode of Deadliest Catch, season 2, that I watched many years ago where a guy gets pissed off, throws a large plastic tray in the water an starts shooting at it with an assault rifle. I really envy that guy
Screams. But there's no one to hear his screams
>>60787
Mind that the dust that originally changed Brad's appearance still hasn't worn off, so he's currently disguised as an ostrich disguised as an orangutan named Clyde.
This is relevant because if anyone were looking for an ostrich (which some factions probably are), they would recognize the ostrich beneath the orangutan illusion. He could use the hat to solidify the illusion tho, and still roll for a Charisma-based disguised check.
Mind that the dust that originally changed Brad's appearance still hasn't worn off, so he's currently disguised as an ostrich disguised as an orangutan named Clyde.
This is relevant because if anyone were looking for an ostrich (which some factions probably are), they would recognize the ostrich beneath the orangutan illusion. He could use the hat to solidify the illusion tho, and still roll for a Charisma-based disguised check.
*polishes lucky horseshoe*
*checks to see if mimic is still alive, and feeds it a pastrami sandwich from a zip-lock bag*
*checks to see if mimic is still alive, and feeds it a pastrami sandwich from a zip-lock bag*
>>60804
I'm going, but the problem is I'm pic related... which is me all the time.
Also I'll be on mobile the whole day
I'm going, but the problem is I'm pic related... which is me all the time.
Also I'll be on mobile the whole day
>>60812
A shazbot positions its self in between Tracy and the scene.
"ALL OF YOU PLEASE STAY BACK FOR YOUR SAFETY." The bot monotones.
A shazbot positions its self in between Tracy and the scene.
"ALL OF YOU PLEASE STAY BACK FOR YOUR SAFETY." The bot monotones.
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[1d20+6 = 10]
>>60813
"~Vrooooooooooom Vrooooooooom!"
Diplomacy check to convince the wheel-lets to stand aside while a real machine handles the cleanup.
I'm that bored..
>>60813
"~Vrooooooooooom Vrooooooooom!"
Diplomacy check to convince the wheel-lets to stand aside while a real machine handles the cleanup.
I'm that bored..
>>60817
Tracy realizes she's being an idiot, and moves away from the center of action and parks herself in an alley as she considers her next course of action.
She checks Gorplemonger's ID-thingy.
Tracy realizes she's being an idiot, and moves away from the center of action and parks herself in an alley as she considers her next course of action.
She checks Gorplemonger's ID-thingy.
>>60818
She also takes note that the bot was able to detect the IDs in her back, and stops to consider that carrying extra IDs might reveal her in the presence of non-robot creatures.
She also takes note that the bot was able to detect the IDs in her back, and stops to consider that carrying extra IDs might reveal her in the presence of non-robot creatures.
>>60820
"Um, ugh.." Tracy trails off, not deciding against attempting to conceal her stolen electronics.
"Um, ugh.." Tracy trails off, not deciding against attempting to conceal her stolen electronics.
The IDs display a lengthy explanation of the incident moments ago. It claims that Infernius and Trump were participants of the Arena level who had managed to reach the city level. It also makes an additional reminder to keep one's ID on themselves at all times, as there were several participants who had neglected to do so, offering meager condolences to anyone who may have known whomever it was.
>>60823
Does it show any indication of knowing exactly who it was that failed to keep their IDs with them (important, because I was intending to potentially assume their identities later on)?
>It claims that Infernius and Trump
Does it mention them by name, or does it mention 'some red cow and an ostrich?'
"Arena level..? I wonder what that could be..." Tracy ponders, trying to wrap her head around the scope of the dome's security communications
Does it show any indication of knowing exactly who it was that failed to keep their IDs with them (important, because I was intending to potentially assume their identities later on)?
>It claims that Infernius and Trump
Does it mention them by name, or does it mention 'some red cow and an ostrich?'
"Arena level..? I wonder what that could be..." Tracy ponders, trying to wrap her head around the scope of the dome's security communications
>>60824
"I'm not entirely sure.." Tracy says, fidgeting with Gorplemonger's device.
"Whatever it is, it has some kind of news message on it: it looks like the whole city knows we're here."
"I'm not entirely sure.." Tracy says, fidgeting with Gorplemonger's device.
"Whatever it is, it has some kind of news message on it: it looks like the whole city knows we're here."
>>60825
No. Frank, Otto, Alfonso, and ??? were all quite squishy and were reduced to ash quite readily, due to their clothing, as well as whatever cosmetics and/or hair-products they may have been using. I didn't really come up with a back-story for them, I was hoping I could shirk that. In any case, they were beyond identification by the administration.
>>60826
That's an inaccurate statement
No. Frank, Otto, Alfonso, and ??? were all quite squishy and were reduced to ash quite readily, due to their clothing, as well as whatever cosmetics and/or hair-products they may have been using. I didn't really come up with a back-story for them, I was hoping I could shirk that. In any case, they were beyond identification by the administration.
>>60826
That's an inaccurate statement
Tracy backs further into the alley, making sure she's out of sight from the crowd.
>>60829
Tracy is only as clever as her faggot, so she's still on alert, considering the possibility that other residents might be aware of their break in.
I didn't really care to use their disguises, it was just a fallback idea.
>>60830
"Will you promise me you won't be mad?"
>>60829
Tracy is only as clever as her faggot, so she's still on alert, considering the possibility that other residents might be aware of their break in.
I didn't really care to use their disguises, it was just a fallback idea.
>>60830
"Will you promise me you won't be mad?"
>>60831
I assume that Tracy gave Trump one of the IDs, cuz I can't think why he wouldn't be getting set on fire. In that event, Trump's ID displays the same information.
I assume that Tracy gave Trump one of the IDs, cuz I can't think why he wouldn't be getting set on fire. In that event, Trump's ID displays the same information.
>>60832
*tosses him off of her back and sits on him*
"It's some kind of ID card. I'm not really sure how it works, but it seems like the robots will believe you're one of the residents while you're carrying it, as far as can tell."
>>60833
Tracy slipped one in his pocket without him knowing, but it would've binged by now to alert him of it.
*tosses him off of her back and sits on him*
"It's some kind of ID card. I'm not really sure how it works, but it seems like the robots will believe you're one of the residents while you're carrying it, as far as can tell."
>>60833
Tracy slipped one in his pocket without him knowing, but it would've binged by now to alert him of it.
>>60834
I'm guessing Trumpaladin would finally notice the ID in his pocket, so he pulls it out
"How did this get there?
So these IDs... Why do you have 3 of them?"
I'm guessing Trumpaladin would finally notice the ID in his pocket, so he pulls it out
"How did this get there?
So these IDs... Why do you have 3 of them?"
>>60833
Tracy curiously fidgets with the device some more, using her floating hands (claws retracted).
Is there any information available on it other than the notifications that just popped up? Perhaps a map for local residents?
Tracy curiously fidgets with the device some more, using her floating hands (claws retracted).
Is there any information available on it other than the notifications that just popped up? Perhaps a map for local residents?
>>60840
*smushes*
"I stole them." Tracy says flatly
"I subtly picked the cards out of the pockets of several individuals in the plaza and watched contently as the mailboxes reduced them to piles of fine powder."
*smushes*
"I stole them." Tracy says flatly
"I subtly picked the cards out of the pockets of several individuals in the plaza and watched contently as the mailboxes reduced them to piles of fine powder."
>>60839
Yes, there's a fully indexed section with information, I'm just having difficulty with descriptions at the moment. Additionally, my persistent critical nature is more active than usual. the part of me that says "ITS SHIT!"
Yes, there's a fully indexed section with information, I'm just having difficulty with descriptions at the moment. Additionally, my persistent critical nature is more active than usual. the part of me that says "ITS SHIT!"
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>>60842
No worries.
Tracy takes a while, fidgeting and trying to figure out how to handle the device (despite being able to hold weapons easily, she's still not used to having fingers), and takes a peak at the bots cleaning up Infernius's remains.
>>60843
Brad feels a ripple in Tracy's plot from his position, indicating that the mare just made a movement to shrug.
No worries.
Tracy takes a while, fidgeting and trying to figure out how to handle the device (despite being able to hold weapons easily, she's still not used to having fingers), and takes a peak at the bots cleaning up Infernius's remains.
>>60843
Brad feels a ripple in Tracy's plot from his position, indicating that the mare just made a movement to shrug.
>>60846
"Yes." Trumpaladin responds with a bit of anger, but otherwise seems enraptured by the device. Without looking up, he says "did you do anything else?"
"Yes." Trumpaladin responds with a bit of anger, but otherwise seems enraptured by the device. Without looking up, he says "did you do anything else?"
>>60847
"Not really. You and Infernius showed up just afterwards.. and then that happened..." Tracy says, grimly gesturing towards the smoldering pile in the plaza
"Not really. You and Infernius showed up just afterwards.. and then that happened..." Tracy says, grimly gesturing towards the smoldering pile in the plaza
>>60849
"You mean the fatass who was speaking in the square earlier?"
*smushes with fat ass*
"Not much, except it looks like the hierarchy is pretty clear around here. It seems generally lawful. I see why Susan's colleagues like it around here."
>>60851
I didn't bother to pick which one, let's say Frank's.
She's currently holding Gorplemonger's device, since Tracy's faggot thinks of it like some kind of trophy.
"You mean the fatass who was speaking in the square earlier?"
*smushes with fat ass*
"Not much, except it looks like the hierarchy is pretty clear around here. It seems generally lawful. I see why Susan's colleagues like it around here."
>>60851
I didn't bother to pick which one, let's say Frank's.
She's currently holding Gorplemonger's device, since Tracy's faggot thinks of it like some kind of trophy.
>>60851
Trumpaladin trues to collect any parts of these remains, while at the same time trying to figure out how to operate the device
Trumpaladin trues to collect any parts of these remains, while at the same time trying to figure out how to operate the device
>>60853
Ur still under her ass.
Tracy does get up, let him on her back, and advance after the trolley while ethereal tho.
Ur still under her ass.
Tracy does get up, let him on her back, and advance after the trolley while ethereal tho.
>>60855
Hopefully horse can do that with no hands on the reins. Is riding a horse while texting dangerous?
Hopefully horse can do that with no hands on the reins. Is riding a horse while texting dangerous?
>>60857
If you wanna be insufferably meta about it, you'd have to make various ride or even concentration checks to do shit while mounted, but he's not in control anyway, so it's fine for him to sit back and shitpost as a passenger.
If you wanna be insufferably meta about it, you'd have to make various ride or even concentration checks to do shit while mounted, but he's not in control anyway, so it's fine for him to sit back and shitpost as a passenger.
>>60856
There will be no traps in the game, IDC what Wizards decided to include
>>60855
Finishing their task, the cleaning bots and trolley venture to one of the available gates. They're designed such that whatever activates the gates does so automatically and without apparent input. Unfortunately, since the process is automated Tracy is unable to tail the trolley through the gate.
There will be no traps in the game, IDC what Wizards decided to include
>>60855
Finishing their task, the cleaning bots and trolley venture to one of the available gates. They're designed such that whatever activates the gates does so automatically and without apparent input. Unfortunately, since the process is automated Tracy is unable to tail the trolley through the gate.
>>60856
"That Bitch mentioned something about some guys breaking into the museum; it seems security has been uptight because of that too. I wouldn't rule out the idea that they could be the same faggots who robbed us." Tracy says, gnashing her razor-sharp teeth
"Think of it. This a lawful city, full of squishy targets with more money than they know what to do with, and a security system that could work for you if you know the right tricks: it's an assassin's paradise." Tracy continues, her tone a bit too upbeat for comfort.
"That Bitch mentioned something about some guys breaking into the museum; it seems security has been uptight because of that too. I wouldn't rule out the idea that they could be the same faggots who robbed us." Tracy says, gnashing her razor-sharp teeth
"Think of it. This a lawful city, full of squishy targets with more money than they know what to do with, and a security system that could work for you if you know the right tricks: it's an assassin's paradise." Tracy continues, her tone a bit too upbeat for comfort.
>>60859
[reeeeees at unresponsive gate]
"Well.. That's going nowhere.." she says, stamping her hoof in frustration
[reeeeees at unresponsive gate]
"Well.. That's going nowhere.." she says, stamping her hoof in frustration
After materializing, Tracy ducks into an alley and turns around discreetly, to spot if the crowd that stampeded earlier is still there.
>>60867
"I hope so.." Tracy says, letting out an impatient sigh
>>60867
"I hope so.." Tracy says, letting out an impatient sigh
>>60859
Are there any other cleaning bots anywhere? Did you say that the gate the trolley went through is closed?
Are there any other cleaning bots anywhere? Did you say that the gate the trolley went through is closed?
>>60869
The cleaning bots also depart through the gate. The gate automatically activates for the bots, opening and closing as the bot proceeds through using an automated system. While it was designed with efficiency in mind, it prevents individuals from accessing restricted and/or dangerous areas.
The cleaning bots also depart through the gate. The gate automatically activates for the bots, opening and closing as the bot proceeds through using an automated system. While it was designed with efficiency in mind, it prevents individuals from accessing restricted and/or dangerous areas.
>>60869
I think it's like a teleportation circle that activate on a trigger, with a racial aspect of the cleaning bots as the device activation.
I think it's like a teleportation circle that activate on a trigger, with a racial aspect of the cleaning bots as the device activation.
>>60870
It'd be pure bullshit if I attempted to take 10 to emulate the bots' race with a Use Magick Device check, wouldn't it?
Tracy looks back to observe the crowd, particularly looking out for That Bitch and the uniformed personnel
It'd be pure bullshit if I attempted to take 10 to emulate the bots' race with a Use Magick Device check, wouldn't it?
Tracy looks back to observe the crowd, particularly looking out for That Bitch and the uniformed personnel
Tracy lurks closer to the crowd, using her ability too phase through buildings and maintain stealth.
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>>60882
Infernius is still quite unconscious, so nothing at the moment. I'm trying to determine when he would regain consciousness, and what situation he would find himself in when he does.
Infernius is still quite unconscious, so nothing at the moment. I'm trying to determine when he would regain consciousness, and what situation he would find himself in when he does.
>>60886
Please don't shitpost until we get Tracy's knives back.. but then please shitpost super hard.
Please don't shitpost until we get Tracy's knives back.. but then please shitpost super hard.
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>>60888
Trumpaladin checks out anything that looks like social media of any kind at all. Now, about these accounts. Can you make more of them? Is he limited to Frank's? Is it possible to have several? Are any forms anonymous or use pseudonyms?
>>60887
>Delete your account
>please stop tweeting
>president's shouldn't tweet
>your blackberry is the greatest threat to the free world
>56% of people polled want Donald Trump to stop tweeting
Pic
Trumpaladin checks out anything that looks like social media of any kind at all. Now, about these accounts. Can you make more of them? Is he limited to Frank's? Is it possible to have several? Are any forms anonymous or use pseudonyms?
>>60887
>Delete your account
>please stop tweeting
>president's shouldn't tweet
>your blackberry is the greatest threat to the free world
>56% of people polled want Donald Trump to stop tweeting
Pic
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>>60884
>Infernius dreams that he has somehow become a one-dimensional being trapped on a sheet of paper. He senses himself being written on by a faceless being, folded, and placed in a mailbox. Surrounded only by paper and darkness in his prison in a place between pages, he futilely rages against his paste bindings. Unable to move, he can only scream into the darkness of his envelope, trapped in postal limbo for Hitler knows how long.
>Infernius dreams that he has somehow become a one-dimensional being trapped on a sheet of paper. He senses himself being written on by a faceless being, folded, and placed in a mailbox. Surrounded only by paper and darkness in his prison in a place between pages, he futilely rages against his paste bindings. Unable to move, he can only scream into the darkness of his envelope, trapped in postal limbo for Hitler knows how long.
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[1d20+24 = 36]
>>60897
Tracy stealthily lurks closer (juanting where she can) as she continues to gather information, moving as discretely as a monster truck carrying an orangutan can move
Rolling to Sneak closer
>>60897
Tracy stealthily lurks closer (juanting where she can) as she continues to gather information, moving as discretely as a monster truck carrying an orangutan can move
Rolling to Sneak closer
>>60899
*un-opened letters fly around Infernius like a flock of harpies, diving and tormenting him with gruesome paper-cuts all over his body*
Which is a mental projection of the excruciating pain his body is in in the real world.
*un-opened letters fly around Infernius like a flock of harpies, diving and tormenting him with gruesome paper-cuts all over his body*
Which is a mental projection of the excruciating pain his body is in in the real world.
[1d20+10 = 24]
>>60904
>magic device
It's a fucking smart phone. Not a wand. But whatever, since he has a vastly higher charisma bonus.
>>60904
>magic device
It's a fucking smart phone. Not a wand. But whatever, since he has a vastly higher charisma bonus.
>>60905
It's not the first time he's shitposted with a tablet-shaped device, so he'd get a +2 bonus on top of that.
He's got it figured out.
It's not the first time he's shitposted with a tablet-shaped device, so he'd get a +2 bonus on top of that.
He's got it figured out.
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I g2g for a while, sorry.
>>60929
Fuck, you really threw me with the Ohgie story. I went on a half hour rant to Lenos' faggot about how I deliberately avoid tragic elements like that cuz feels
Fuck, you really threw me with the Ohgie story. I went on a half hour rant to Lenos' faggot about how I deliberately avoid tragic elements like that cuz feels
>>60927
I fucked up.
"I would.. It's just I'm not sure exactly where they went..." Tracy says, unsure..
I fucked up.
"I would.. It's just I'm not sure exactly where they went..." Tracy says, unsure..
>>60937
"Oh no no no, my little pony. It's not about what I found out. It's about what the world shall soon find out."
Trumpaladin's thumbs hover dangerously over the super weapon, as he ponders its power""
"Oh no no no, my little pony. It's not about what I found out. It's about what the world shall soon find out."
Trumpaladin's thumbs hover dangerously over the super weapon, as he ponders its power""
>>60935
I'm not entirely sure I understand how anything around here works, but Tracy advances forward and attempts to phase through the gate/floor/wherever she's told.
You steer her, because I don't think I understand the layout anymore..
I'm not entirely sure I understand how anything around here works, but Tracy advances forward and attempts to phase through the gate/floor/wherever she's told.
You steer her, because I don't think I understand the layout anymore..
>>60942
I think the other floors are beneath the main one, with the park area having solid matter beneath it, and the other areas more likely to have other floors
I think the other floors are beneath the main one, with the park area having solid matter beneath it, and the other areas more likely to have other floors
>>60948
Well technically the party is unaware of Oohgie,... but I can definitely work him into upcoming developments.
>>60945
No
>>60949
Trash, waste, and excess material is sent to a processing facility, where its properties are analyzed and recycled for optimum efficiency. I'm figuring that Infernius will wake up in a bit of an unfavorable situation
Well technically the party is unaware of Oohgie,... but I can definitely work him into upcoming developments.
>>60945
No
>>60949
Trash, waste, and excess material is sent to a processing facility, where its properties are analyzed and recycled for optimum efficiency. I'm figuring that Infernius will wake up in a bit of an unfavorable situation
>>60951
Tracy looks at her device, desperately searching for the area where her beloved cutlery may have been stored.
She begins by searching for where the front gate is situated in relation to them.
Is she able to find anything about the "arena level"?
*is still sinking through the floor because Brad told her to*
Tracy looks at her device, desperately searching for the area where her beloved cutlery may have been stored.
She begins by searching for where the front gate is situated in relation to them.
Is she able to find anything about the "arena level"?
*is still sinking through the floor because Brad told her to*
>>60953
I'm assuming you mean the phone
"You are not cleared for that degree of informatin."
As an "act" (Frank was a magician btw) Trump's ability to directly interact with or affect infrastructure is limited
I'm assuming you mean the phone
"You are not cleared for that degree of informatin."
As an "act" (Frank was a magician btw) Trump's ability to directly interact with or affect infrastructure is limited
'It seems like I'll need a better card I I wanna really get around this place..' Tracy thinks to herself, looking around briefly
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>>60960
"Pony, that's not necessary. Just wait for someone to set the center stage on fire, and then the utility bots will be back. Ride or hijack one or take its clearance mechanism"
"Pony, that's not necessary. Just wait for someone to set the center stage on fire, and then the utility bots will be back. Ride or hijack one or take its clearance mechanism"
>>60963
You can make your own feels if you roleplay hard enough. It's not something that's given to you.
You can make your own feels if you roleplay hard enough. It's not something that's given to you.
>>60964
She didn't say that aloud
>wait for someone to set the center stage on fire
"When would that ever happen?"
tbqh desu senpai, I've been wanting to cut off That Bitches ass and hang it over the fireplace for quite a while now, but I figured now's not the time to kill her.
She didn't say that aloud
>wait for someone to set the center stage on fire
"When would that ever happen?"
tbqh desu senpai, I've been wanting to cut off That Bitches ass and hang it over the fireplace for quite a while now, but I figured now's not the time to kill her.
>>60966
>expecting me to carefully read and observe minutia on this shitty safari browser while mobile posting at a restaurant, when a post has quotation marks
"Well, I don't know. I just know we failed to follow the bots through last time"
>expecting me to carefully read and observe minutia on this shitty safari browser while mobile posting at a restaurant, when a post has quotation marks
"Well, I don't know. I just know we failed to follow the bots through last time"
>"so when can I go get my well done gnome dinner? I've heard gnomes are extra spicy and an explosion of flavor."
>>60966
>Spoiler
Kek
>>60966
>Spoiler
Kek
>>60966
I think you are vastly underestimating the difficulty of that. The only thing I can think of is have Trumpaladin distract her by talking about business or IRL shitposting or by seducing her. But I don't think that will get Tracy close enough to swipe the ID. Except maybe for seduction. That might get that bitch to leave her guards long enough for Tracy to sneak up unobserved
I think you are vastly underestimating the difficulty of that. The only thing I can think of is have Trumpaladin distract her by talking about business or IRL shitposting or by seducing her. But I don't think that will get Tracy close enough to swipe the ID. Except maybe for seduction. That might get that bitch to leave her guards long enough for Tracy to sneak up unobserved
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>>60969
I'm just bloodthirsty; don't mind me. I have literally no reason to, she just happens to be the nearest warm-blooded NPC.
I'm not going to kill her or any other NPCs (yet), but I'm in "looking for targets to assassinate and reasons to assassinate them" mode right now.
I'm just bloodthirsty; don't mind me. I have literally no reason to, she just happens to be the nearest warm-blooded NPC.
I'm not going to kill her or any other NPCs (yet), but I'm in "looking for targets to assassinate and reasons to assassinate them" mode right now.
"You said gibe feels. I said (essentially, not literally) 'which feels?',"
>>60970
I appreciate this post
>>60970
I appreciate this post
>>60975
"I don't know. Maybe we could ask the lady on the stage earlier very nicely to take us to the utilities. Maybe try to buy an advertising contract. Bitches love advertising contracts.
The Trump brand could do well here"
"I don't know. Maybe we could ask the lady on the stage earlier very nicely to take us to the utilities. Maybe try to buy an advertising contract. Bitches love advertising contracts.
The Trump brand could do well here"
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>>60977
I like high stakes feels, especially the feeling of raking-in a huge reward after taking an equally huge risk.
pic unrelated
I like high stakes feels, especially the feeling of raking-in a huge reward after taking an equally huge risk.
pic unrelated
>>60980
Can she change him into a professional looking businessman of pure seduction? Someone who, when he tells you he wants you to advertise a brand worth billions, and he can make Mexico pay for it, you believe him
Can she change him into a professional looking businessman of pure seduction? Someone who, when he tells you he wants you to advertise a brand worth billions, and he can make Mexico pay for it, you believe him
>>60982
Put it on. It's made for the purpose of greeting people.
It's named Hector btw (not sure if I mentioned that earlier).
Put it on. It's made for the purpose of greeting people.
It's named Hector btw (not sure if I mentioned that earlier).
>>60983
Alright, so you seem to want to acquire an extremely high level ID, and more to the point, want to fuck over That Bitch. I think that getting her alone is going to be obscenely difficult, that her security will be hard to get past. I also think that she herself is extremely high level. So you'll probably want to distract her. I think Brad could help in one of two possible ways:
1. Try to buy advertising for the AFL. Now That Bitch is extremely arrogant and dismissive. She's probably not going to be impressed by anything Tracy or Trumpaladin do. But entertainers survive off of branding and selling advertising. They are going to treat people who come to but adds more favorably than people who come to sell talents. If you want to try selling, Trumpaladin can sell an idea for a reality TV series
2. Seduction. Trumpaladin is really good at Fucking things, with 20 ranks in each of the two relevant skills. That Bitch is arrogant as fuck, but I'm betting she's a slut. This idea has the advantage that it would give her cause to be alone in a room with Trumpaladin, which Tracy could then break into and take the ID. She'd even take off her pants for it, so that makes it easier
Alright, so you seem to want to acquire an extremely high level ID, and more to the point, want to fuck over That Bitch. I think that getting her alone is going to be obscenely difficult, that her security will be hard to get past. I also think that she herself is extremely high level. So you'll probably want to distract her. I think Brad could help in one of two possible ways:
1. Try to buy advertising for the AFL. Now That Bitch is extremely arrogant and dismissive. She's probably not going to be impressed by anything Tracy or Trumpaladin do. But entertainers survive off of branding and selling advertising. They are going to treat people who come to but adds more favorably than people who come to sell talents. If you want to try selling, Trumpaladin can sell an idea for a reality TV series
2. Seduction. Trumpaladin is really good at Fucking things, with 20 ranks in each of the two relevant skills. That Bitch is arrogant as fuck, but I'm betting she's a slut. This idea has the advantage that it would give her cause to be alone in a room with Trumpaladin, which Tracy could then break into and take the ID. She'd even take off her pants for it, so that makes it easier
>>60992
>+16 Will
pass
Brad (aka Clyde) still looks like an orangutan, but he now looks like an orangutan so well-dressed and professional that anyone who met with him would forgive the fact, voiding any circumstantial penalty he would've taken.
>+16 Will
pass
Brad (aka Clyde) still looks like an orangutan, but he now looks like an orangutan so well-dressed and professional that anyone who met with him would forgive the fact, voiding any circumstantial penalty he would've taken.
Before doing anything charisma based, Trumpaladin casts Eagles Splendor on self and mount
>>60994
Oh come on. Let him look like a reality tv host billionaire sports league owner all around winner
Oh come on. Let him look like a reality tv host billionaire sports league owner all around winner
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>>60997
Well, the purpose is to get her to be willing to let them access the trash, or to steal her ID so they can access the trash
Well, the purpose is to get her to be willing to let them access the trash, or to steal her ID so they can access the trash
>>60996
He does though: an amazing, fashionable, professional reality tv host billionaire sports league owner all around winner.. etc, named Clyde.
It's a Hat of Glammering: It makes the user look dressed to impress, even in circumstances that he normally wouldn't. Even if the character is covered in blood and dirt, the helm changes their appearance to that of professional and proper attire for meeting even royalty.
Tl;dr, it's made so that the character's charisma-based checks function normally even in poor circumstances by glammering any clothing (or just lack of) that the character may be wearing into the best possible attire for that meeting, because the right outfit can impress anybody. Think of it like a cross between a Hat of Disguise and a Rod of Splendor.
He does though: an amazing, fashionable, professional reality tv host billionaire sports league owner all around winner.. etc, named Clyde.
It's a Hat of Glammering: It makes the user look dressed to impress, even in circumstances that he normally wouldn't. Even if the character is covered in blood and dirt, the helm changes their appearance to that of professional and proper attire for meeting even royalty.
Tl;dr, it's made so that the character's charisma-based checks function normally even in poor circumstances by glammering any clothing (or just lack of) that the character may be wearing into the best possible attire for that meeting, because the right outfit can impress anybody. Think of it like a cross between a Hat of Disguise and a Rod of Splendor.
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>>60999
There is no command word to activate it. The hat immediately glammers the characters appearance to the appropriate outfit for that circumstance when put on, and maintains it until it is taken off. To change the outfit, the character can simply to put the hat back on.
There is no command word to activate it. The hat immediately glammers the characters appearance to the appropriate outfit for that circumstance when put on, and maintains it until it is taken off. To change the outfit, the character can simply to put the hat back on.
>>60987
I would go for selling an idea about a tv series. You can always try seduction later if it fails, right?
I would go for selling an idea about a tv series. You can always try seduction later if it fails, right?
>>61001
>Torcuil's new and improved battle strategy
>charisma check to make the victims friendly
>give them ale
>lightning
>ignites alcohol in victims body somehow
Uh, what exactly would that do to a person?
>victim dies
Gotta live up to his name.
>Torcuil's new and improved battle strategy
>charisma check to make the victims friendly
>give them ale
>lightning
>ignites alcohol in victims body somehow
Uh, what exactly would that do to a person?
>victim dies
Gotta live up to his name.
Okay seriously, what the hell are these disguises, what do they do, how do they work, and why can Trumpaladin not just look like captain Kirk? He's supposed to be fuckable, and an orangutan is not fuckable
>>61002
>"Little pony, I think I know a way to make the lady give us access to the utilities level. Do you trust me?"
>"Little pony, I think I know a way to make the lady give us access to the utilities level. Do you trust me?"
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>>61005
Oh, I thought you were referring to the "sacrificial cauldron" meaning to the name.
>>61006
The disguise is generated with Dust of Illusion: it disguises the creator as if with the Disguise Self spell. The illusion lasts two hours. You could get a reflex save to avoid being disguised if you wanted to. I disguised Brad as an orangutan named Clyde because memes.
The hat is an item that I made up, that is meant to adorn the wearer in the most professional clothing imaginable, so that the character looks dressed to impress in any circumstance: it makes for a good prop in role-play, but also a helpful tool in the case of hasty diplomacy checks (which can take all kinds of circumstantial penalties).
>orangutan is not fuckable
This one is.
He looks sharp, confident, and ready to pick up bitches by the dozen.
Oh, I thought you were referring to the "sacrificial cauldron" meaning to the name.
>>61006
The disguise is generated with Dust of Illusion: it disguises the creator as if with the Disguise Self spell. The illusion lasts two hours. You could get a reflex save to avoid being disguised if you wanted to. I disguised Brad as an orangutan named Clyde because memes.
The hat is an item that I made up, that is meant to adorn the wearer in the most professional clothing imaginable, so that the character looks dressed to impress in any circumstance: it makes for a good prop in role-play, but also a helpful tool in the case of hasty diplomacy checks (which can take all kinds of circumstantial penalties).
>orangutan is not fuckable
This one is.
He looks sharp, confident, and ready to pick up bitches by the dozen.
>>61006
Tracy could use her dust to make him look like captain kirk, but I like the professional Mr. Clyde gig better.
Tracy could use her dust to make him look like captain kirk, but I like the professional Mr. Clyde gig better.
>>61008
Nah, his name orginally meant: Thor's cauldron.
Turn's out Thor used his league deep cauldron for almost endless ale.
Truely a norse story
Nah, his name orginally meant: Thor's cauldron.
Turn's out Thor used his league deep cauldron for almost endless ale.
Truely a norse story
>>61012
A very well-dressed, handsome, properly-groomed and charming orangutan. We're running on cartoon logic here.
That Bitch is a racemixer anyway.
A very well-dressed, handsome, properly-groomed and charming orangutan. We're running on cartoon logic here.
That Bitch is a racemixer anyway.
>>61011
>two different command words
>one brings forth pretty much normal ale.
>the second brings forth a magical ale that is highly flamible when exposed to electricity
>Torc shoots lightning from his arse
¿¿¿
>profit
>two different command words
>one brings forth pretty much normal ale.
>the second brings forth a magical ale that is highly flamible when exposed to electricity
>Torc shoots lightning from his arse
¿¿¿
>profit
>>61013
But it's an Orangutan
Whatever. If she says no, He'll call her a racist, and if she's hesitant, explain that it's the current year
But it's an Orangutan
Whatever. If she says no, He'll call her a racist, and if she's hesitant, explain that it's the current year
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>>61020
Because I find the idea of a tall, handsome well-dressed, cartoonishly human-proportioned orangutan showing up to the city in his electric blue monster truck and immediately becoming the most popular man in the country, because everyone wants to get with the cool reality tv ape, to be hilarious beyond measure.
Because I find the idea of a tall, handsome well-dressed, cartoonishly human-proportioned orangutan showing up to the city in his electric blue monster truck and immediately becoming the most popular man in the country, because everyone wants to get with the cool reality tv ape, to be hilarious beyond measure.
>>61023
He doesn't literally turn into an orangutan: he just looks like one.
And the hat makes him look so well-dressed that everyone treats him like they would a human celebrity.
He doesn't literally turn into an orangutan: he just looks like one.
And the hat makes him look so well-dressed that everyone treats him like they would a human celebrity.
You know what, fuck it. I'm done fighting Tracy's faggot's autism.
>>60969
As That Bitch stands on or near the stage, she hears a massive revving of the kind that would bring tears to the eyes of any youth, because goddamn it's an awesome revving sound. A particularly impressive large green Monster Truck appears, and in it's window the most charming orangutan you've ever seen, wearing a red trucker's hat and a stripped black suit. The monster truck revs furiously as it demolishes a stand. Then another stand, the store keepers fleeing but admiring the awesomeness of the destruction of property. Flames shoot from the monster truck's exhaust tubes as it damn near dances about the fair grounds. The Orangutan gives That Bitch a wink as he does so.
The monster truck settles down and comes nearer that Bitch. The orangutan walks out in the coolest walk ever seen in a primate, like he already owns the world. "Hey now. My name ain't important, but my business is. You see, I hear you in the business of being fabulous, and I'm looking for some one to sell my brand. I got branches accross two cities, and we're expanding further. Selling everything from T Shirts to live entertainment. Got a whole league going. And I'm bettin' you could hook me up with some talent."
He gives her a charming look and approaches closer, letting her league of guards know just how awesome he is. "But if you're buyin', boy I got reality TV shows like you wouldn't believe. Tell me now, how many minorities - orangutan's like myself, you got hostin' TV series? What's your best ratings on those? Boi, you ain't got nothing like the splended crowds I draw over yonder, that I can tell you."
*acts charming*
>>60969
As That Bitch stands on or near the stage, she hears a massive revving of the kind that would bring tears to the eyes of any youth, because goddamn it's an awesome revving sound. A particularly impressive large green Monster Truck appears, and in it's window the most charming orangutan you've ever seen, wearing a red trucker's hat and a stripped black suit. The monster truck revs furiously as it demolishes a stand. Then another stand, the store keepers fleeing but admiring the awesomeness of the destruction of property. Flames shoot from the monster truck's exhaust tubes as it damn near dances about the fair grounds. The Orangutan gives That Bitch a wink as he does so.
The monster truck settles down and comes nearer that Bitch. The orangutan walks out in the coolest walk ever seen in a primate, like he already owns the world. "Hey now. My name ain't important, but my business is. You see, I hear you in the business of being fabulous, and I'm looking for some one to sell my brand. I got branches accross two cities, and we're expanding further. Selling everything from T Shirts to live entertainment. Got a whole league going. And I'm bettin' you could hook me up with some talent."
He gives her a charming look and approaches closer, letting her league of guards know just how awesome he is. "But if you're buyin', boy I got reality TV shows like you wouldn't believe. Tell me now, how many minorities - orangutan's like myself, you got hostin' TV series? What's your best ratings on those? Boi, you ain't got nothing like the splended crowds I draw over yonder, that I can tell you."
*acts charming*
>>61027
EMBRACE THE AUTISM
Also, kek...
Can Torc go talk to saw-horse if he can convince Death to bring her drink?
EMBRACE THE AUTISM
Also, kek...
Can Torc go talk to saw-horse if he can convince Death to bring her drink?
[1d20+25 = 34]
>>61027
Rolling a perform check (dance+tumble) to do monster truck tricks in the square and entertain the audience to show them that they are in fact performers.
"~Vroooooooooooom! Vroooooooooom!"
>>61027
Rolling a perform check (dance+tumble) to do monster truck tricks in the square and entertain the audience to show them that they are in fact performers.
"~Vroooooooooooom! Vroooooooooom!"
>>61033
>Infernius is currrently stuck in limbo rather than being taken to the underworld cause Death is on a date with Torc
>Infernius is currrently stuck in limbo rather than being taken to the underworld cause Death is on a date with Torc
>>61037
>hundreds of people are waiting to be taken to the underworld
>Death finally appears
>a chorus of "WHERE WERE YOU?" Rings out
>"On a date" Death says smuggly
>all these dead people wondering what kind of evil devil like man Death is dating
>...
>meanwhile
>"I still want that gnome dinner"
"I'll fucking fireball you"
>"Do it you fucking wimp"
>Casts fireball
>Snek somehow reflects it
>Torc blows all his facial hair off with a fireball
>hundreds of people are waiting to be taken to the underworld
>Death finally appears
>a chorus of "WHERE WERE YOU?" Rings out
>"On a date" Death says smuggly
>all these dead people wondering what kind of evil devil like man Death is dating
>...
>meanwhile
>"I still want that gnome dinner"
"I'll fucking fireball you"
>"Do it you fucking wimp"
>Casts fireball
>Snek somehow reflects it
>Torc blows all his facial hair off with a fireball
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>Is not actually sure where to go from here
>>61040
Neither am I..
Roll Diplomacy after seeing their reaction, I guess...
It'll either work and we'll somehow get exclusive celebrity VIP access, or end up very awkward and potentially fatal...
Neither am I..
Roll Diplomacy after seeing their reaction, I guess...
It'll either work and we'll somehow get exclusive celebrity VIP access, or end up very awkward and potentially fatal...
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I need to stay off of 8chan...
>>61052
Brad is disguised as a well dressed and fashionable orangutan, named Clyde. He's riding Tracy, who is aptly disguised as a huge, flame-spewing smoke-snorting monster truck.
The two had the idea to use their combined Charisma checks make themselves look like big shots to impress the locals, in hopes of following That Bitch towards wherever she's going, to get some VIP celebrity access deeper into the dome.
Tracy just made a performance check to impress the crowd with her monster truck maneuvers here >>61029 , and Brad is getting ready to roll Diplomacy after gauging their reactions.
Brad is disguised as a well dressed and fashionable orangutan, named Clyde. He's riding Tracy, who is aptly disguised as a huge, flame-spewing smoke-snorting monster truck.
The two had the idea to use their combined Charisma checks make themselves look like big shots to impress the locals, in hopes of following That Bitch towards wherever she's going, to get some VIP celebrity access deeper into the dome.
Tracy just made a performance check to impress the crowd with her monster truck maneuvers here >>61029 , and Brad is getting ready to roll Diplomacy after gauging their reactions.
>>61053
And the crowd is as stunned as I am. I'm actually curious as to how this is going, and you can consider that a degree of receptivity in the audience.
And the crowd is as stunned as I am. I'm actually curious as to how this is going, and you can consider that a degree of receptivity in the audience.
[1d20+60 = 71]
>>61054
Rolling for fucking everything Combined profession and diplomacy with Eagles Splendor attached. If you don't like that just use something else, like +38 for diplomacy, +32 for seduction, or something...
>>61054
Rolling for fucking everything Combined profession and diplomacy with Eagles Splendor attached. If you don't like that just use something else, like +38 for diplomacy, +32 for seduction, or something...
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>>61059
The original plan was to get That Bitch away from her guards and to take her pants off long enough for Tracy to swipe her ID... But no way in hell Tracy is cooperating with that, so I am less sure now
The original plan was to get That Bitch away from her guards and to take her pants off long enough for Tracy to swipe her ID... But no way in hell Tracy is cooperating with that, so I am less sure now
>>61063
I don't know any more. At this point it's really more of "is That Bitch interested in branding or selling Advertisements," as well as "would she like to make a hit reality TV series staring a diverse cast"?
I don't know any more. At this point it's really more of "is That Bitch interested in branding or selling Advertisements," as well as "would she like to make a hit reality TV series staring a diverse cast"?
>>61065
I don't know if that is quite the way to go about it. The point is not to impress them with your talent, but to make them want to sell you their talent.
I figure all of culture industry, all of it, from news organizations to music to films to social media - are there primarily either to sell advertisements, or to sell tickets and albums. And when you approach them to try to be an actor or a musician, you're not going to be treated with much respect by them because there's a shit load of competition, and because you are the product, to be packaged up and sold off to advertisers and movie watchers. But the Advertisers.... now they are in a different position. The roles are reversed. The owner of the Record company, or the super star trying to be her own agent... They are trying to sell themselves to you. And even if there is much competition, they are greedy and will want to sell more. I bet you the CEO of Nike or Coca Cola is treated with a hell of a lot more respect and niceties than even the most successful super stars in Hollywood.
But do a show anyways, just to show them we have talent too. Just don't hinge your value to them on it
I don't know if that is quite the way to go about it. The point is not to impress them with your talent, but to make them want to sell you their talent.
I figure all of culture industry, all of it, from news organizations to music to films to social media - are there primarily either to sell advertisements, or to sell tickets and albums. And when you approach them to try to be an actor or a musician, you're not going to be treated with much respect by them because there's a shit load of competition, and because you are the product, to be packaged up and sold off to advertisers and movie watchers. But the Advertisers.... now they are in a different position. The roles are reversed. The owner of the Record company, or the super star trying to be her own agent... They are trying to sell themselves to you. And even if there is much competition, they are greedy and will want to sell more. I bet you the CEO of Nike or Coca Cola is treated with a hell of a lot more respect and niceties than even the most successful super stars in Hollywood.
But do a show anyways, just to show them we have talent too. Just don't hinge your value to them on it
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>>61073
If you knocked over a stand, cleaning bots would need to be summoned sooner or later. As to whether the bots would be followed, or if Tracy killed one to take essential parts or whatever, who knows. It's more options in case diplomacy doesn't work, and could conceivably be done by Tracy at the same time Trumpaladin pursues other options
If you knocked over a stand, cleaning bots would need to be summoned sooner or later. As to whether the bots would be followed, or if Tracy killed one to take essential parts or whatever, who knows. It's more options in case diplomacy doesn't work, and could conceivably be done by Tracy at the same time Trumpaladin pursues other options
>>61078
He can hold one sword in his tie, but not both.
Also, what do you guys wanna watch tonight, if stream? I recall a request for Iron Sky, but I'm open to additional suggestions.
He can hold one sword in his tie, but not both.
Also, what do you guys wanna watch tonight, if stream? I recall a request for Iron Sky, but I'm open to additional suggestions.
>>61081
Sounds good. My brother watched the strangest things and would never stop watching them on repeat for what seemed like all eternity. So I have no problems watching things on loop anymore.
Sounds good. My brother watched the strangest things and would never stop watching them on repeat for what seemed like all eternity. So I have no problems watching things on loop anymore.
>mfw internet is down
>"So how's the date going?"
Torc just about has a heart attack at the table.
"Excuse me for a moment"
Torc gets up and steps outside
While Death waits for Torc, she hears a couple of assorted phrases like "I CAN'T EVEN GET DRINKS WITH OUT YOU INTERRUPTING" and "I'm starting to see why they call people snakes" before Torc comes back in, looking a bit more flustered than usaual.
Torc just about has a heart attack at the table.
"Excuse me for a moment"
Torc gets up and steps outside
While Death waits for Torc, she hears a couple of assorted phrases like "I CAN'T EVEN GET DRINKS WITH OUT YOU INTERRUPTING" and "I'm starting to see why they call people snakes" before Torc comes back in, looking a bit more flustered than usaual.
[revs engine]
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*sits*
Torc, ask Death how she came to get into her peculiar profession.
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Here we go
I is also J and Y
Q is also K
F is also V
S is also X
I is also J and Y
Q is also K
F is also V
S is also X
*revs engine over oil-changing orangutan while the crowd watches*
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Stop trying to have gay sex with new players.
>>61130
Are you kidding? It hasn't been awkward at all! For one, Death doesn't get out much. For two, I'm being remiss with my descriptions. A whole lot has happened, I just haven't described it yet.
Are you kidding? It hasn't been awkward at all! For one, Death doesn't get out much. For two, I'm being remiss with my descriptions. A whole lot has happened, I just haven't described it yet.
>>61131
>is actually slightly releaved I don't have to rp this shit
>"Torcuil and Death sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
>is actually slightly releaved I don't have to rp this shit
>"Torcuil and Death sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
*Tracy sits on top of the oil-changing orangutan passionately for a week until crowd responds*
>>61136
Idk, Brad got out earlier and addressed That Bitch directly, so I guess they're waiting for her comment.
Idk, Brad got out earlier and addressed That Bitch directly, so I guess they're waiting for her comment.
>>61140
Well, also for Intimidate, Bluff, and Magick Device checks. Blackguard is a Charisma-based class, and I was hoping to get Undead Mastery one day..
Well, also for Intimidate, Bluff, and Magick Device checks. Blackguard is a Charisma-based class, and I was hoping to get Undead Mastery one day..
*blows un-cut mane out of face*
"Reeeeeee Where are my knives!"
[frustrated pony noises]
"Reeeeeee Where are my knives!"
[frustrated pony noises]
>>61143
"Calm down you sperg. You've waited several months, you can wait a few hours longer. But Infernius cannot wait for us"
"Calm down you sperg. You've waited several months, you can wait a few hours longer. But Infernius cannot wait for us"
>>61144
"It's because I've waited all this time that I can't wait any longer! I carried those things everywhere I went for seven years."
"It's because I've waited all this time that I can't wait any longer! I carried those things everywhere I went for seven years."
Stix goes to the port, looking for his dagger.
[revs engines]
[vrooooooooms]
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*checks if mimic is still alive*
[revs engine]
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I read an intelligent item can potentially take over the mind of its wielder, but could it also control a mindless creature, like a skeleton or zombie?
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>>61175
I think it's too late at this point...
I'd dump them, but then I'd probably just end up being 3 levels behind the party forever..
I think it's too late at this point...
I'd dump them, but then I'd probably just end up being 3 levels behind the party forever..
>>61177
I should've just taken rogue level back then, and waited until the story permitted her to become an Assassin...
I should've just taken rogue level back then, and waited until the story permitted her to become an Assassin...
>>61177
Maybe I should just do it anyway... I'll never get her Charisma up high enough to play an effective Blackguard, and even then, it's going to be difficult not to half-ass the role at this rate..
Maybe I should just do it anyway... I'll never get her Charisma up high enough to play an effective Blackguard, and even then, it's going to be difficult not to half-ass the role at this rate..
GM, after some discussion on the discord today, we decided we would like you to railroad the campaign this weekend (if you would like to) so we can actually play without us trying to do fifty different side quests and split the party. And once again thanks for putting up with our autism for this.
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*sitting intensifies*
>"I WANNA FIGHT SOMETHING"
"One second Death. Snek, I already told you I'm on a date."
>"I'LL FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND"
"That's a terrible idea"
"One second Death. Snek, I already told you I'm on a date."
>"I'LL FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND"
"That's a terrible idea"
*revs chainsaw*
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*revs engine on top of Clyde*
*stares at crowd awkwardly with headlights*
*stares at crowd awkwardly with headlights*
>>61209
Nah, nothing big. I was just thinking of a bastard sword of brilliant energy, since it's be made of light and would pass right through armor.
Nah, nothing big. I was just thinking of a bastard sword of brilliant energy, since it's be made of light and would pass right through armor.
*sits*
>>61221
>implying i can find the parts
>implying i can fashion them together
>implying Infernuis has the knowledge
>implying i can find the parts
>implying i can fashion them together
>implying Infernuis has the knowledge
>>61223
>implying that's ever stopped him from rolling to try
I was referring to the Brilliant Energy sword, but whatever.
*goes to bed irl*
>implying that's ever stopped him from rolling to try
I was referring to the Brilliant Energy sword, but whatever.
*goes to bed irl*
>>61223
>Nobody ever asks the sorcerer
>With 20 ranks in craft
>And the Craft Magical Items fear
Faggots
>Nobody ever asks the sorcerer
>With 20 ranks in craft
>And the Craft Magical Items fear
Faggots
>>61240
Might be 2 Str short...
Too bad. The image of him pimp-smacking enemies across the battlefield makes me chuckle.
Might be 2 Str short...
Too bad. The image of him pimp-smacking enemies across the battlefield makes me chuckle.
>>61241
Screw Cloak Dance. I'm going to have Tracy train towards Whirlwind Attack next chance she gets. She still needs Combat Expertise to get there though.
Screw Cloak Dance. I'm going to have Tracy train towards Whirlwind Attack next chance she gets. She still needs Combat Expertise to get there though.
>
>>61252
If you can shit up the thread with your wanting things or thinking out loud, then I can do the same with a hypothetical battle between Trumpaladin and the bots
\r
If you can shit up the thread with your wanting things or thinking out loud, then I can do the same with a hypothetical battle between Trumpaladin and the bots
\r
*wants out loud*
When you sunder parts of those bots, do their parts count as worn items?
>>61261
Try that on Ed, and yes there will be opposition. The mailboxes are far too simple tho. They were designed to take out small-large groups quickly and effectively/autonomously, not engage protracted fights
Try that on Ed, and yes there will be opposition. The mailboxes are far too simple tho. They were designed to take out small-large groups quickly and effectively/autonomously, not engage protracted fights
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Was the infrastructure in Durpistan in poor condition? I'm wondering how long it could take to rebuild the city.
Tracy continues sitting, wondering where her daggers could be.
>>61279
Stix walks by and sees Torc with a strange figure.
He walks over to him.
“Hey there Torc! Who is your friend here?”
Stix walks by and sees Torc with a strange figure.
He walks over to him.
“Hey there Torc! Who is your friend here?”
>>61284
Didn’t GM say we shouldn’t do more on off days and not focus on game days only? I forget.
Didn’t GM say we shouldn’t do more on off days and not focus on game days only? I forget.
>>61289
Torc leans down and whispers in Stix ear
"No, this is literally fucking Death. Black robe, scythe, whole 9 yards"
Torc leans down and whispers in Stix ear
"No, this is literally fucking Death. Black robe, scythe, whole 9 yards"
>>61291
For what?
For what?
I've come to realize how important those birds are: if it weren't for them, I would've wandered all over the goddamn continent by now.
>>61297
I'd like to hear some of the things it has to say, but I'm vaguely concerned of being vaporized/nerfed by it..
Tracy wouldn't be inclined to go near it after that 'baptism' either, as far as character goes.
I'd like to hear some of the things it has to say, but I'm vaguely concerned of being vaporized/nerfed by it..
Tracy wouldn't be inclined to go near it after that 'baptism' either, as far as character goes.
I'm going to place this on the board, since I feel like it's one of the better things I've made up and wrote o the spot, and it got no response in the discord:
Trumpaladin pulls out a Football, while talking to Stix
Stix: “Mind telling me how you found this instrument?”
Trumpaladin: "This specific one, or in general?"
"“I didn’t know there was a general one. Which story do you like to tell the best?”
"It's hard to say when I saw my first football. Almost like asking when you saw your first car, or ate your first basket of chicken tenders from Whataburger."
"It's been around as long as I can remember"
"But I do remember that first game my father took me to"
"It was just a high school game, really, we were there because a friend of the family had a son who was playing. My older brother was in middle school, and was going to be in high school eventually, so my dad decided to take him. And once they took him, they thought it would be pointless to get a babysitter just for me, so they took me as well
"Friday night, early October. Sun started to set as we stood in the stands"
"First I didn't pay too much attention. Went down with my mother and we got a hotdog. Way too much chili on the thing"
"But I began to watch. No, I didn't know quite what was going on. But the family friend - she was into it. Every single touch down, every movement of the ball, she was on it. It really left an impression on me. How interested she was. It made me start watching. So I watched. I knew some of the rules of the game because I would watch it on TV. Not enough to truly follow every play, but enough. I asked my dad some questions, as he pointed out the son of the family friend who was playing"
"They lost that night. But in a way, I won. I learned what it meant to route for a team. It wasn't a team I was on, but I could feel it. Taking on it's successes and its glories as your own. Assuming a sort of duty towards it. To make sure it succeeds and prospers. That's what I took away from Football that night, watching that woman, and with the excessive chili of the hotdog running down my hand. It's stuck with me"
Trumpaladin pulls out a Football, while talking to Stix
Stix: “Mind telling me how you found this instrument?”
Trumpaladin: "This specific one, or in general?"
"“I didn’t know there was a general one. Which story do you like to tell the best?”
"It's hard to say when I saw my first football. Almost like asking when you saw your first car, or ate your first basket of chicken tenders from Whataburger."
"It's been around as long as I can remember"
"But I do remember that first game my father took me to"
"It was just a high school game, really, we were there because a friend of the family had a son who was playing. My older brother was in middle school, and was going to be in high school eventually, so my dad decided to take him. And once they took him, they thought it would be pointless to get a babysitter just for me, so they took me as well
"Friday night, early October. Sun started to set as we stood in the stands"
"First I didn't pay too much attention. Went down with my mother and we got a hotdog. Way too much chili on the thing"
"But I began to watch. No, I didn't know quite what was going on. But the family friend - she was into it. Every single touch down, every movement of the ball, she was on it. It really left an impression on me. How interested she was. It made me start watching. So I watched. I knew some of the rules of the game because I would watch it on TV. Not enough to truly follow every play, but enough. I asked my dad some questions, as he pointed out the son of the family friend who was playing"
"They lost that night. But in a way, I won. I learned what it meant to route for a team. It wasn't a team I was on, but I could feel it. Taking on it's successes and its glories as your own. Assuming a sort of duty towards it. To make sure it succeeds and prospers. That's what I took away from Football that night, watching that woman, and with the excessive chili of the hotdog running down my hand. It's stuck with me"
>>61299
Last time she did something related to football, she was nearly drowned in Gatorade, and got nerfed on top of it.
Now she's just sort of weirded out by the prospect of it. Not that she had very much motivation to approach the statue in the first place.
Last time she did something related to football, she was nearly drowned in Gatorade, and got nerfed on top of it.
Now she's just sort of weirded out by the prospect of it. Not that she had very much motivation to approach the statue in the first place.
>>61301
>Not wanting to be with husbando in eternity when John Elway takes him away to the fields of Mile High
>Not wanting to be with husbando in eternity when John Elway takes him away to the fields of Mile High
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>>61306
%100
This is the best conceivable afterlife
%100
This is the best conceivable afterlife
>>61305
John Elway, but beyond consideration.
For one, John Elway's phallus is magnificent. I can't talk about it without causing distress to those not blessed of Elway?
John Elway, but beyond consideration.
For one, John Elway's phallus is magnificent. I can't talk about it without causing distress to those not blessed of Elway?
Its just too much
>>61310
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I wanted to ask him that
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I wanted to ask him that
>>61312
Then ask him yourself, now.
You hardly ever talk to him. Intelligent items are counted as NPCs, you know.
Then ask him yourself, now.
You hardly ever talk to him. Intelligent items are counted as NPCs, you know.
>>61315
*infernuis sees a little Dwelf girl with horns in the distance*
*infernuis stares at her for what feels like a lifetime*
*she has the hair of the 45th president and is wereing a trump brans suit*
*infernuis cries since no mouth*
*infernuis sees a little Dwelf girl with horns in the distance*
*infernuis stares at her for what feels like a lifetime*
*she has the hair of the 45th president and is wereing a trump brans suit*
*infernuis cries since no mouth*
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>>61316
*a gigantic ravine opens-up beneath the sea of opened letters, dumping you down a seemingly-infinite mail shoot. You free-fall for what feels like days, more envelopes twirling around you in a horrible cyclone, but there is no end in sight.
"The delivery never ends!" cackles an papery voice though the chaos
*a gigantic ravine opens-up beneath the sea of opened letters, dumping you down a seemingly-infinite mail shoot. You free-fall for what feels like days, more envelopes twirling around you in a horrible cyclone, but there is no end in sight.
"The delivery never ends!" cackles an papery voice though the chaos
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>>61322
Let's focus on one form of supernatural horror at a time....
*without warning, thousands of razor-sharp living envelopes burst out of your anus, creating a painfully powerful thrust that rockets you deeper and deeper down into the bottomless void into at blinding speed*
Let's focus on one form of supernatural horror at a time....
*without warning, thousands of razor-sharp living envelopes burst out of your anus, creating a painfully powerful thrust that rockets you deeper and deeper down into the bottomless void into at blinding speed*
Do outsiders take their loot with them, if they return to their home plane after being killed?
*peeks at mimic jar*
"Now what should I call you, little guy.."
"Now what should I call you, little guy.."
Trumpaladin gets up, slowly. He moves forward. Slowly, very slowly. He makes it only a few steps before his left knee seems to collapse on him. He saves the fall with his right hand, and assumes a sitting position, legs crossed
>>61313
“I’m headed to find my dagger. I just don’t feel right without it. Just a habit of having it right near me at all times. What are you up to?”
“I’m headed to find my dagger. I just don’t feel right without it. Just a habit of having it right near me at all times. What are you up to?”
>>61331
"Not much. We where thinking about going to watch a trebuchet demonstration or just hanging out at the tower.
Oh, if you need help looking for something I could have Mr. Snek help you."
>"ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT? THIS VIOLATES THE NAP"
"I'm sure he'd be happy to help"
"Not much. We where thinking about going to watch a trebuchet demonstration or just hanging out at the tower.
Oh, if you need help looking for something I could have Mr. Snek help you."
>"ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT? THIS VIOLATES THE NAP"
"I'm sure he'd be happy to help"
>>61336
“I have no clue what a gnome is exactly, so I’m guessing I’m good then. Have fun!”
Stix takes Mr. Snek
“I have no clue what a gnome is exactly, so I’m guessing I’m good then. Have fun!”
Stix takes Mr. Snek
>>61337
>"You owe me one"
Snek slithers along with Stix until he's out of Torc's sight
"Sometimes it feels like raising a child with him..."
>"I CAN STILL HEAR YOU"
>"You owe me one"
Snek slithers along with Stix until he's out of Torc's sight
"Sometimes it feels like raising a child with him..."
>"I CAN STILL HEAR YOU"
Trumpaladin turn his eyes up towards the Heavens, and utters a secret prayer. It is not a prayer to Elway, who has served him well, for he knows that what he requires is beyond him. It is not a prayer to Hitler either. No, he prays now to a hidden god, but one of immense power. In this prayer he places hope.
>>61340
From this god he requests a wish. nothing less than altering the fabric of reality itself. Nothing less would do
From this god he requests a wish. nothing less than altering the fabric of reality itself. Nothing less would do
>>61349
It pleases me when I get home and there's a grip of posts. ^_^
considering my depression was on overdrive today ~_~
It pleases me when I get home and there's a grip of posts. ^_^
considering my depression was on overdrive today ~_~
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>still hasn't played doki doki
I've been such a lazy fuck these past few months...
I've been such a lazy fuck these past few months...
Not only will I be available, but I am back on 3-day weekends ^_^
Its friday bitches
Its friday bitches
My computer is being a bitch...
>>61389
Uhhh, yes,... but could I get either a quick rundown or a post number? Otherwise it will take me a minute.
Uhhh, yes,... but could I get either a quick rundown or a post number? Otherwise it will take me a minute.
Alright now.
In response to Tracy and Trump's display, That Bitch smiles cleverly.
"What a marvelous display,... but you must realize, we're all performers more or less."
Meanwhile, Torcuil and Death's waiter has difficulty getting their order right. Apparently he is somehow put off by Death's aura.
Of COURSE death has an aura
In response to Tracy and Trump's display, That Bitch smiles cleverly.
"What a marvelous display,... but you must realize, we're all performers more or less."
Meanwhile, Torcuil and Death's waiter has difficulty getting their order right. Apparently he is somehow put off by Death's aura.
Of COURSE death has an aura
>>61396
Bet they've never seen a monster truck that could do backflips tho.
"Vroooooooooom, VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
Bet they've never seen a monster truck that could do backflips tho.
"Vroooooooooom, VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
>>61396
"surely you don't think we came here merely to perform? We have more for you"
Givs the dialogue about branding in >>61027
The monster truck settles down and comes nearer that Bitch. The orangutan walks out in the coolest walk ever seen in a primate, like he already owns the world. "Hey now. My name ain't important, but my business is. You see, I hear you in the business of being fabulous, and I'm looking for some one to sell my brand. I got branches accross two cities, and we're expanding further. Selling everything from T Shirts to live entertainment. Got a whole league going. And I'm bettin' you could hook me up with some talent."
He gives her a charming look and approaches closer, letting her league of guards know just how awesome he is. "But if you're buyin', boy I got reality TV shows like you wouldn't believe. Tell me now, how many minorities - orangutan's like myself, you got hostin' TV series? What's your best ratings on those? Boi, you ain't got nothing like the splended crowds I draw over yonder, that I can tell you."
*acts charming*
"surely you don't think we came here merely to perform? We have more for you"
Givs the dialogue about branding in >>61027
The monster truck settles down and comes nearer that Bitch. The orangutan walks out in the coolest walk ever seen in a primate, like he already owns the world. "Hey now. My name ain't important, but my business is. You see, I hear you in the business of being fabulous, and I'm looking for some one to sell my brand. I got branches accross two cities, and we're expanding further. Selling everything from T Shirts to live entertainment. Got a whole league going. And I'm bettin' you could hook me up with some talent."
He gives her a charming look and approaches closer, letting her league of guards know just how awesome he is. "But if you're buyin', boy I got reality TV shows like you wouldn't believe. Tell me now, how many minorities - orangutan's like myself, you got hostin' TV series? What's your best ratings on those? Boi, you ain't got nothing like the splended crowds I draw over yonder, that I can tell you."
*acts charming*
>>61401
K, that'll work
"Not the first backflipping monster truck we've had here, but you have a bit of style. Let's talk," she says, gesturing toward a more open and less populated area of the park.
K, that'll work
"Not the first backflipping monster truck we've had here, but you have a bit of style. Let's talk," she says, gesturing toward a more open and less populated area of the park.
>>61402
>Not the first backflipping monster truck we've had here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Not the first backflipping monster truck we've had here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61396
And they left and saw Stix, and Snek went with him.
"Do you like superior siege weaponry?" Torc inquires
And Snek makes a spot check for Stix's dagger
>>61396
And they left and saw Stix, and Snek went with him.
"Do you like superior siege weaponry?" Torc inquires
And Snek makes a spot check for Stix's dagger
>>61411
"Everyone's nervous before their first contract, girl. The experience is exiting, nerve-wracking, and over way too quick. Like the first time you have sex. You'll be fine girl"
"Everyone's nervous before their first contract, girl. The experience is exiting, nerve-wracking, and over way too quick. Like the first time you have sex. You'll be fine girl"
>>61419
Can I make a spellcraft check to get a one time cast of modify memory?
>Wants bard levels harder
Can I make a spellcraft check to get a one time cast of modify memory?
>Wants bard levels harder
>>61419
1. did she start off with any business professional looking people around (agents, lawyers, whatever) and 2. are any of them following?
1. did she start off with any business professional looking people around (agents, lawyers, whatever) and 2. are any of them following?
>>61422
Yes, I just mentioned that. She has a group of guard looking types, in case you guys get murder-hobo
Yes, I just mentioned that. She has a group of guard looking types, in case you guys get murder-hobo
>>61423
You mentioned she brought guards, I just want to know if she had people who would be relevant to business work but then did not bring them along
You mentioned she brought guards, I just want to know if she had people who would be relevant to business work but then did not bring them along
>>61416
To The Lady
"We in two cities now. We lookin' to expand. But I needs branding for that. Now you see I can do more than a bit of that myself, but I have meetings to go to and board rooms to attend. I can't do all of it myself. That's what we need here."
>>61426
DON'T SPOIL THAT. Make it ambiguous as to whether we 1. are about to sign an awesome contract or 2. have been found out and will be murdered
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To The Lady
"We in two cities now. We lookin' to expand. But I needs branding for that. Now you see I can do more than a bit of that myself, but I have meetings to go to and board rooms to attend. I can't do all of it myself. That's what we need here."
>>61426
DON'T SPOIL THAT. Make it ambiguous as to whether we 1. are about to sign an awesome contract or 2. have been found out and will be murdered
\r
>>61429
"You see now I'm runnin' a conglomerate. I'm lookin' to buy and to sell. I'm with a sports association. Broadcast in hundreds of homes o'er in Port Barry and Sparintenar. But I also got partial ownership in a half dozen other industries or so. Steak houses, Leather hand bags, even paper. Now, we can and do use our own sports programming to help our other industries. but I'm lookin' to diversify. Decouple the two. So I need performers to merchandize leather bags. I need television shows to advertise in. Movies to place our steaks in. Hell, I need performers to play at half time. Now not all at once, I think you can tell, but I'm lookin' for... closer relations"
"You see now I'm runnin' a conglomerate. I'm lookin' to buy and to sell. I'm with a sports association. Broadcast in hundreds of homes o'er in Port Barry and Sparintenar. But I also got partial ownership in a half dozen other industries or so. Steak houses, Leather hand bags, even paper. Now, we can and do use our own sports programming to help our other industries. but I'm lookin' to diversify. Decouple the two. So I need performers to merchandize leather bags. I need television shows to advertise in. Movies to place our steaks in. Hell, I need performers to play at half time. Now not all at once, I think you can tell, but I'm lookin' for... closer relations"
>>61414
Not sure what gets you upset at me not knowing that. Especially when I said I didn’t have it like two weeks ago and you said nothing to me
Not sure what gets you upset at me not knowing that. Especially when I said I didn’t have it like two weeks ago and you said nothing to me
>>61429
"I think I'm bein' a bit too broad here. A bit too much all at once. Let me be more specific. I'm'a have an opening of the branch in Sparinenar real soon. Those boys down there would appreciate a good half time show. Got any one who could perform?"
>>61436
"You think you've got the only entertainers on this continent? Just my trusty Steed alone could probably do better than half of 'em"
"I think I'm bein' a bit too broad here. A bit too much all at once. Let me be more specific. I'm'a have an opening of the branch in Sparinenar real soon. Those boys down there would appreciate a good half time show. Got any one who could perform?"
>>61436
"You think you've got the only entertainers on this continent? Just my trusty Steed alone could probably do better than half of 'em"
[vrooooom vroooom!]
It'd be a stretch to juggle and do backflips at the same time while disguised, wouldn't it?
>>61451
"Now who do you deal with?"
Trumpaladin begins to ponder if he needs a lawyer to examine all of the relevant regulations
"Now who do you deal with?"
Trumpaladin begins to ponder if he needs a lawyer to examine all of the relevant regulations
>>61455
"Don't concern yourself with that, trade secrets and all." she says with a wink. "So tell me, and don't be shy,... when did you break in?"
"Don't concern yourself with that, trade secrets and all." she says with a wink. "So tell me, and don't be shy,... when did you break in?"
>>61456
"Hard to say. Bout 30 minutes ago or so. Didn't go through security since I don't trust being disarmed. Wanted to see what was going on myself. Heard you say you were robbed by the same folks who robbed us a couple weeks back though"
Takes a few steps towards Tracy
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"Hard to say. Bout 30 minutes ago or so. Didn't go through security since I don't trust being disarmed. Wanted to see what was going on myself. Heard you say you were robbed by the same folks who robbed us a couple weeks back though"
Takes a few steps towards Tracy
\r
>>61458
"You must realize Mr. Trump, your reputation preceeds you," she says, waving her arm lazily. "And yes, there have been incidents. What of it? You have no jurisdiction here or elsewhere in the Empire, and even talking to you could be disastrous. I would be well within my position to have you executed you know."
"You must realize Mr. Trump, your reputation preceeds you," she says, waving her arm lazily. "And yes, there have been incidents. What of it? You have no jurisdiction here or elsewhere in the Empire, and even talking to you could be disastrous. I would be well within my position to have you executed you know."
>>61459
Trumpaladin now moves forward, and leans in towards the Lady
"You're afraid of him too, aren't you?"
Trumpaladin now moves forward, and leans in towards the Lady
"You're afraid of him too, aren't you?"
>>61460
"Afraid? Heavens no! Cardashil does more than its due diligence in appeasing the emperor." she laughs
"Afraid? Heavens no! Cardashil does more than its due diligence in appeasing the emperor." she laughs
>>61464
"Again, trade secrets. We have contracts and agents all over the world. Cardashil is a household name, you should know."
"Again, trade secrets. We have contracts and agents all over the world. Cardashil is a household name, you should know."
>>61465
"Anyways, I guess I may as well be frank with you. We only want two things. Our rogue came by here around a month ago. When she did so, she checked in several items with security, mostly various daggers and an efficient quiver. She would really like those back. And earlier today, you saw our Bull come in and give a performance... and was promptly burnt to a crisp by the guarding robots. I can't say he's the brightest. Anyways, we would like his corpse back, and his equipment. We saw it scooped up by cleaning robots and carried off through the gate. I'd like the chance to resurrect those 4 hipsters our rogue caused to die as well. This is all we want, nothing further.
But I imagine you're more interested in what we can do for you. Now, your museum was broken into, correct? How would you like to find those bastards, track 'em down to the source, and have them all exterminated? And to have your stolen goods back as well. Or to say the same better, how would you like it if we did the work for you? We'd love the chance to get back the gold they stole from us. All we need is more leads on their location, then we can do the rest.
And if you're looking to defy the emperor's prohibitions on performing in Sparintenar, that offer is still on the table"
"Anyways, I guess I may as well be frank with you. We only want two things. Our rogue came by here around a month ago. When she did so, she checked in several items with security, mostly various daggers and an efficient quiver. She would really like those back. And earlier today, you saw our Bull come in and give a performance... and was promptly burnt to a crisp by the guarding robots. I can't say he's the brightest. Anyways, we would like his corpse back, and his equipment. We saw it scooped up by cleaning robots and carried off through the gate. I'd like the chance to resurrect those 4 hipsters our rogue caused to die as well. This is all we want, nothing further.
But I imagine you're more interested in what we can do for you. Now, your museum was broken into, correct? How would you like to find those bastards, track 'em down to the source, and have them all exterminated? And to have your stolen goods back as well. Or to say the same better, how would you like it if we did the work for you? We'd love the chance to get back the gold they stole from us. All we need is more leads on their location, then we can do the rest.
And if you're looking to defy the emperor's prohibitions on performing in Sparintenar, that offer is still on the table"
*today
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>>61483
Me too...
He didn't deserve all the crap they gave him for being a "flagfag". It kind of makes me wish I'd said more to encourage him..
Me too...
He didn't deserve all the crap they gave him for being a "flagfag". It kind of makes me wish I'd said more to encourage him..
>>61484
That started go come after me, but i told them to fuck off and so did everyone else.
I actually wish i would have defended him to.
That started go come after me, but i told them to fuck off and so did everyone else.
I actually wish i would have defended him to.
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Sleight of Hand to conceal kunai.
Sleight of Hand to conceal kunai.
>>61494
K, just checking. Thought she was going to start stabbing things before I even got in thread.
K, just checking. Thought she was going to start stabbing things before I even got in thread.
So since Stix has his dagger, something GM just threw on him long after stating he forgot it... but I digress Stix would not have left the tower, not met Death, and would be looking around the place to figure out the layout
>>61502
>I need a verb.
>>Stab
>Uh okay, and adjective?
>>Sharp
>Errr... Noun?
>>Dagger
>... I'm afraid to ask... Verb
>>Stab
>Noun?
>>Knife wound
>I need a verb.
>>Stab
>Uh okay, and adjective?
>>Sharp
>Errr... Noun?
>>Dagger
>... I'm afraid to ask... Verb
>>Stab
>Noun?
>>Knife wound
>>61503
Well I gotta wait for a response from Death before saying if they'll meet again.
I guess Snek is third Wheeling then
Well I gotta wait for a response from Death before saying if they'll meet again.
I guess Snek is third Wheeling then
What's this area of the city look like btw? Residential zoning?
>>61510
I'm so not starting yet. I've got stuff going at the moment
>>61506
THANK YOU
>>61503
Okay, fine, he doesn't have his dagger. I figured since it was still in plain sight, not egregiously out of the way, and obviously important to him that he might have snagged it at some point, for simplicity's sake. I appreciate that the player dictates the character's actions, but characters with established personalities can be said to do things consistent with their personality. For example, when off "camera" Thez frequently practices martial forms and maintains her conditioning. I don't say "She's doing this now", that would just be the context from which she is arriving "on" camera
I'm so not starting yet. I've got stuff going at the moment
>>61506
THANK YOU
>>61503
Okay, fine, he doesn't have his dagger. I figured since it was still in plain sight, not egregiously out of the way, and obviously important to him that he might have snagged it at some point, for simplicity's sake. I appreciate that the player dictates the character's actions, but characters with established personalities can be said to do things consistent with their personality. For example, when off "camera" Thez frequently practices martial forms and maintains her conditioning. I don't say "She's doing this now", that would just be the context from which she is arriving "on" camera
>>61513
I see. Thank for explaining this. I will know for next time.
I seriously don’t understand why everyone is so mad about this. It is just something to do while I have literally nothing going on...
I see. Thank for explaining this. I will know for next time.
I seriously don’t understand why everyone is so mad about this. It is just something to do while I have literally nothing going on...
>>61516
I'm not mad, I'm just confused. I thought he wanted the dagger, so I would let him have it back. Hell, I could have one of the citizens find it, return it to the Gestapo, the Gestapo would then report to whoever was in the tower (which is Thez at the least), and then it could be returned. Beyond the story element of it, it seemed like a non-obstacled aquisition
I'm not mad, I'm just confused. I thought he wanted the dagger, so I would let him have it back. Hell, I could have one of the citizens find it, return it to the Gestapo, the Gestapo would then report to whoever was in the tower (which is Thez at the least), and then it could be returned. Beyond the story element of it, it seemed like a non-obstacled aquisition
>>61518
I had no idea about these ways of getting it. I thought it would mainly be only my actions that could get it back. I don’t have to go get it, I just thought that was the only logical choice with the idea in my head I had to anounce my intentions to get it back
I had no idea about these ways of getting it. I thought it would mainly be only my actions that could get it back. I don’t have to go get it, I just thought that was the only logical choice with the idea in my head I had to anounce my intentions to get it back
>>61519
If its not something I'm aware of or has been established, yes. However, you had sufficiently indicated Stix' desire to retrieve it, so I figured that since there's not an army of goblins guarding it, it can be easily cinema'd.
If its not something I'm aware of or has been established, yes. However, you had sufficiently indicated Stix' desire to retrieve it, so I figured that since there's not an army of goblins guarding it, it can be easily cinema'd.
*tries to pick up ash of thez*
*ash blows away*
*fingers turn into communists*
*ash blows away*
*fingers turn into communists*
I'm not leaving this city without Tracy knives, and somebody's ass to put over the fireplace.
>>61525
*arms turn into hair*
*sees a huge air breathing shrimpflies by*
*a cheshire cat with the body of tracy cuts my hair arms off*
*sacred geometry everywhere*
*arms turn into hair*
*sees a huge air breathing shrimpflies by*
*a cheshire cat with the body of tracy cuts my hair arms off*
*sacred geometry everywhere*
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>>61528
You see this guy before you.
"Oy vey, red one. Join us; together we can make Europe Great Again."
You see this guy before you.
"Oy vey, red one. Join us; together we can make Europe Great Again."
>>61534
*Infernius's body contorts and flattens into a long red carpet*
*faggots, all half-naked, armed with rainbow dildos, march down him while chanting communist slogans*
*Infernius's body contorts and flattens into a long red carpet*
*faggots, all half-naked, armed with rainbow dildos, march down him while chanting communist slogans*
>>61535
*reeeeeeeeeeees*
*mouth and eyes are gone*
*suddenly they are in Dresden the night of the raid*
*reeeeeeeeeeees*
*mouth and eyes are gone*
*suddenly they are in Dresden the night of the raid*
Let me know if and when you guys get shit sorted. This is untenable desu
>>61543
I'd love to, I was halfway through new bread OP, but all I keep seeing on and off board is a bunch of stupid shit. So, I reiterate, let me know.
I'd love to, I was halfway through new bread OP, but all I keep seeing on and off board is a bunch of stupid shit. So, I reiterate, let me know.
>>61544
Oh, give me a break. Your getting upset over stupid shit now? Your being ridiculous. Stop getting emotional like every single other person on this game already. Ugh... why is it so hard to get along?
Oh, give me a break. Your getting upset over stupid shit now? Your being ridiculous. Stop getting emotional like every single other person on this game already. Ugh... why is it so hard to get along?
>I try to listen to an audiobook and play a game of civilization and in only like 20 minutes two people have quit the discord over some drama
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
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Sorry.
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>>61546
Apparently... I have no idea what has been getting over people lately, but you guys get too upset over everything. And now everything is messed up and probably has stopped the game and I hadn’t even done anything to warrant this. Wonderful... can’t you people ever make up for the good of the group if not for each other? I shouldn’t be selfish about this, but your fighting is disrupting my story just as much as anyone else’s because apparently GM ain’t going to play with this drama...
Apparently... I have no idea what has been getting over people lately, but you guys get too upset over everything. And now everything is messed up and probably has stopped the game and I hadn’t even done anything to warrant this. Wonderful... can’t you people ever make up for the good of the group if not for each other? I shouldn’t be selfish about this, but your fighting is disrupting my story just as much as anyone else’s because apparently GM ain’t going to play with this drama...
>>61549
It's a normal friday around here. Calm your tits.
Goddamn I wish I could have a brisket baked potato like I had last Friday night
It's a normal friday around here. Calm your tits.
Goddamn I wish I could have a brisket baked potato like I had last Friday night
>>61552
You haven’t seen me upset then. I am calm, just disappointed with how everyone is acting. I don’t care if you normally act this way, this is childish behavior that is supposed to be corrected from an early age. It’s foolish to hold grudges against your friends.
>>61550
Explain please. What is this thing that needs a time and place?
You haven’t seen me upset then. I am calm, just disappointed with how everyone is acting. I don’t care if you normally act this way, this is childish behavior that is supposed to be corrected from an early age. It’s foolish to hold grudges against your friends.
>>61550
Explain please. What is this thing that needs a time and place?
NOT doing so, being the obvious alternative
>>61559
Do you think I'm laughing now? That this is fun, or funny, or pleasant for me? Its not. This literally hurts, but I'm at my wits end trying to hold everything together, make everything make sense so that everyone - everyone - can have a good time and hopefully some memorable experiences.
Do you think I'm laughing now? That this is fun, or funny, or pleasant for me? Its not. This literally hurts, but I'm at my wits end trying to hold everything together, make everything make sense so that everyone - everyone - can have a good time and hopefully some memorable experiences.
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I guess I haven't been the best player either, especially not lately..
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I know I've talked about this a bit already, but I'm going to talk a bit more. I very highly recommend Ernest Hemmingway's "For Whom The Bell Tolls." It is incredibly well written, with out the superfluity of description of some of the older writers, and it offers a superb exploration of war, death, and why Communism is awful.
You can listen to it on Audiobook for free while you drive, play video games, or go on walks. The voice acting is superb and believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaV6FVTeuO8
You can listen to it on Audiobook for free while you drive, play video games, or go on walks. The voice acting is superb and believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaV6FVTeuO8
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>>61575
I decided I don't really want to use Discord. I was only on it because everyone else was. I'd rather post here.
I decided I don't really want to use Discord. I was only on it because everyone else was. I'd rather post here.
Jesus Christ, all of you people need to get your shit together. Fucking unbelievable
>>61577
Dear Princess GM, I wanted to share my thoughts with you... *ahem*
I didn't learn anything! Ha, I was right all along!
Dear Princess GM, I wanted to share my thoughts with you... *ahem*
I didn't learn anything! Ha, I was right all along!
If any of you are ready to get back to shitposting and having fun without Tracy's Faggot, here's the link https://discord.gg/jj948E2
And if you want to play well you know damn well where we left off
And if you want to play well you know damn well where we left off
>>61585
Of topic talking and talking about the site and so on. Get in here. Scones needs feels or something
Of topic talking and talking about the site and so on. Get in here. Scones needs feels or something
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>>61585
This
Brad's faggot got his admin thing back. Why not just use the site?
I always thought discord groups were cancer.
This
Brad's faggot got his admin thing back. Why not just use the site?
I always thought discord groups were cancer.
>>61588
Becaue I don't like clogging up the site with brief replies that are like two sentences long and are better posted in an instant messaging service. Or in namefagging and off-topic posts that really don't have anything to do with roleplay or games. I'd rather that be in a discord where it is more appropriate, and we do serious gameplay in the threads
Becaue I don't like clogging up the site with brief replies that are like two sentences long and are better posted in an instant messaging service. Or in namefagging and off-topic posts that really don't have anything to do with roleplay or games. I'd rather that be in a discord where it is more appropriate, and we do serious gameplay in the threads
>>61590
The Euro-cuck flag was because he made a post saying America lost to Canada in the war of 1812
The Euro-cuck flag was because he made a post saying America lost to Canada in the war of 1812
We shall return to our previously scheduled programming soon
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In the meantime please enjoy a message from our sponsors:
>>61594
Our sponsors forgot to pay the advertising fees, so back to our previously scheduled programming
Our sponsors forgot to pay the advertising fees, so back to our previously scheduled programming