This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
1113 replies and 102 files omitted.
>>61496*Tracy patiently waits patiently*
What's this area of the city look like btw? Residential zoning?
>>61510I'm so not starting yet. I've got stuff going at the moment
>>61506THANK YOU>>61503Okay, fine, he
doesn't have his dagger. I figured since it was still in plain sight, not egregiously out of the way, and
obviously important to him that he might have snagged it at some point, for simplicity's sake. I appreciate that the player dictates the character's actions, but characters with established personalities can be said to do things consistent with their personality. For example, when off "camera" Thez frequently practices martial forms and maintains her conditioning. I don't say "She's doing this now", that would just be the context from which she is arriving "on" camera
>>61513I see. Thank for explaining this. I will know for next time.
I seriously don’t understand why everyone is so mad about this. It is just something to do while I have literally nothing going on... >>61516I'm not mad, I'm just confused. I thought he wanted the dagger, so I would let him have it back. Hell, I could have one of the citizens find it, return it to the Gestapo, the Gestapo would then report to whoever was in the tower (which is Thez at the least), and then it could be returned. Beyond the story element of it, it seemed like a non-obstacled aquisition
>>61518I had no idea about these ways of getting it. I thought it would mainly be only my actions that could get it back. I don’t have to go get it, I just thought that was the only logical choice with the idea in my head I had to anounce my intentions to get it back
>>61519If its not something I'm aware of or has been established, yes. However, you had sufficiently indicated Stix' desire to retrieve it, so I figured that since there's not an army of goblins guarding it, it can be easily cinema'd.
*tries to pick up ash of thez*
*ash blows away*
*fingers turn into communists*
>>61523*fingers starve and turn black*
*mail box kike laughs*
>>61521Cinema'd = Like in games where dialogue, exchanges, and interactions occur outside of direct or deliberate direction in a cutscene of sorts.
>>61523>>61524I both kekd and was sad by this
I'm not leaving this city without Tracy knives, and somebody's ass to put over the fireplace.
>>61525Interesting. So I can just call for one of those then and get it back right away?
>>61525*arms turn into hair*
*sees a huge air breathing shrimpflies by*
*a cheshire cat with the body of tracy cuts my hair arms off*
*sacred geometry everywhere*
>>61529Boy it sure got nightmare in here.
>>61528You see this guy before you.
"Oy vey, red one. Join us; together we can make Europe Great Again."
>>61532Martin points at you
*you turn blue*
*a ring of stars appears on your chest*
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" >>61533"Nooooooooooooooo"
*martain explodes into a gay pride parade*
>>61534*Infernius's body contorts and flattens into a long red carpet*
*faggots, all half-naked, armed with rainbow dildos, march down him while chanting communist slogans*
What the actual fucking hell am I reading
>>61536Infernius is having a nightmare.
He is trapped in limbo, neither alive nor dead.
>>61535*reeeeeeeeeeees*
*mouth and eyes are gone*
*suddenly they are in Dresden the night of the raid*
Let me know if and when you guys get shit sorted. This is untenable desu
>>61539Post stoped being deleted.
>>61539Who's been deleting things?
When did I say deletions? I said shit together.
>>61542Is this the nightmare, the changes, or ???
I just want to play >>61543I'd love to, I was halfway through new bread OP, but all I keep seeing on and off board is a bunch of stupid shit. So, I reiterate, let me know.
>>61544Oh, give me a break. Your getting upset over stupid shit now? Your being ridiculous. Stop getting emotional like every single other person on this game already. Ugh... why is it so hard to get along?
>I try to listen to an audiobook and play a game of civilization and in only like 20 minutes two people have quit the discord over some drama
Are you shitting me?
>>61547Ill abstain from playing because ive been a bad friend, team- mate, and
partner.
>>61546Apparently... I have no idea what has been getting over people lately, but you guys get too upset over everything. And now everything is messed up and probably has stopped the game and I hadn’t even done anything to warrant this. Wonderful... can’t you people ever make up for the good of the group if not for each other? I shouldn’t be selfish about this, but your fighting is disrupting my story just as much as anyone else’s because apparently GM ain’t going to play with this drama...
>>61549There's a time and place for everything.
>>61549It's a normal friday around here. Calm your tits.
Goddamn I wish I could have a brisket baked potato like I had last Friday night >>61552You haven’t seen me upset then. I am calm, just disappointed with how everyone is acting. I don’t care if you normally act this way, this is childish behavior that is supposed to be corrected from an early age. It’s foolish to hold grudges against your friends.
>>61550Explain please. What is this thing that needs a time and place?
>>61555Checked
>>61556Acting a damn fool cuz "le randum lulz" for starters
NOT doing so, being the obvious alternative
>>61557Correct. So why act in similar fashion?
>>61559Do you think I'm laughing now? That this is fun, or funny, or pleasant for me? Its not. This literally hurts, but I'm at my wits end trying to hold everything together, make everything make sense so that everyone -
everyone - can have a good time and hopefully some memorable experiences.
>>61561It's definitely been memorable
>Kills a god with one spell>Seduces Death>Died multiple times I guess I haven't been the best player either, especially not lately..
I know I've talked about this a bit already, but I'm going to talk a bit more. I very highly recommend Ernest Hemmingway's "For Whom The Bell Tolls." It is incredibly well written, with out the superfluity of description of some of the older writers, and it offers a superb exploration of war, death, and why Communism is awful.
You can listen to it on Audiobook for free while you drive, play video games, or go on walks. The voice acting is superb and believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaV6FVTeuO8>>61572Are you shitting me? You withdrew from the discord too?
>>61575I decided I don't really want to use Discord. I was only on it because everyone else was. I'd rather post here.
Jesus Christ, all of you people need to get your shit together. Fucking unbelievable
>>61577Dear Princess GM, I wanted to share my thoughts with you... *ahem*
I didn't learn anything! Ha, I was right all along!
>>61577Ill come back if gm does.
>>61579I never left, I'm patiently waiting.
You know, like everyone claims to have been.
If any of you are ready to get back to shitposting and having fun without Tracy's Faggot, here's the link
https://discord.gg/jj948E2And if you want to play well you know damn well where we left off
>>61582Ive dissaponed my friends. I dont deserve to play.
>>61583Stop the fucking self pity
>>61585Of topic talking and talking about the site and so on. Get in here. Scones needs feels or something
>>61585This
Brad's faggot got his admin thing back. Why not just use the site?
I always thought discord groups were cancer.
>>61588Becaue I don't like clogging up the site with brief replies that are like two sentences long and are better posted in an instant messaging service. Or in namefagging and off-topic posts that really don't have anything to do with roleplay or games. I'd rather that be in a discord where it is more appropriate, and we do serious gameplay in the threads
>>61589That explains the euro-cuck flag,....
>>61590The Euro-cuck flag was because he made a post saying America lost to Canada in the war of 1812
>>61592GM is saying some kind of important things now you should really be present for
We shall return to our previously scheduled programming soon
In the meantime please enjoy a message from our sponsors:
>>61594Our sponsors forgot to pay the advertising fees, so back to our previously scheduled programming
Strike 2. We'll reconvene tomorrow.
>>61599I'm sorry I couldn't be serious
(WHAT WAS SAID ABOUT APOLOGIES?) >>61600Sorry I keep apologizing too much
>>61606*pets head, behind ears*
>>61605*runs fingers through mane*
>>61609I can only guess limited edition
Stix summons the power of cinema to retrieve his dagger.
>>61613...
GM has been harping on me to do this... stop the drama...
REEEEE