This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>61401
K, that'll work
"Not the first backflipping monster truck we've had here, but you have a bit of style. Let's talk," she says, gesturing toward a more open and less populated area of the park.
K, that'll work
"Not the first backflipping monster truck we've had here, but you have a bit of style. Let's talk," she says, gesturing toward a more open and less populated area of the park.
>>61402
>Not the first backflipping monster truck we've had here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Not the first backflipping monster truck we've had here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61396
And they left and saw Stix, and Snek went with him.
"Do you like superior siege weaponry?" Torc inquires
And Snek makes a spot check for Stix's dagger
>>61396
And they left and saw Stix, and Snek went with him.
"Do you like superior siege weaponry?" Torc inquires
And Snek makes a spot check for Stix's dagger
>>61411
"Everyone's nervous before their first contract, girl. The experience is exiting, nerve-wracking, and over way too quick. Like the first time you have sex. You'll be fine girl"
"Everyone's nervous before their first contract, girl. The experience is exiting, nerve-wracking, and over way too quick. Like the first time you have sex. You'll be fine girl"
>>61419
Can I make a spellcraft check to get a one time cast of modify memory?
>Wants bard levels harder
Can I make a spellcraft check to get a one time cast of modify memory?
>Wants bard levels harder
>>61419
1. did she start off with any business professional looking people around (agents, lawyers, whatever) and 2. are any of them following?
1. did she start off with any business professional looking people around (agents, lawyers, whatever) and 2. are any of them following?
>>61422
Yes, I just mentioned that. She has a group of guard looking types, in case you guys get murder-hobo
Yes, I just mentioned that. She has a group of guard looking types, in case you guys get murder-hobo
>>61423
You mentioned she brought guards, I just want to know if she had people who would be relevant to business work but then did not bring them along
You mentioned she brought guards, I just want to know if she had people who would be relevant to business work but then did not bring them along
>>61416
To The Lady
"We in two cities now. We lookin' to expand. But I needs branding for that. Now you see I can do more than a bit of that myself, but I have meetings to go to and board rooms to attend. I can't do all of it myself. That's what we need here."
>>61426
DON'T SPOIL THAT. Make it ambiguous as to whether we 1. are about to sign an awesome contract or 2. have been found out and will be murdered
\r
To The Lady
"We in two cities now. We lookin' to expand. But I needs branding for that. Now you see I can do more than a bit of that myself, but I have meetings to go to and board rooms to attend. I can't do all of it myself. That's what we need here."
>>61426
DON'T SPOIL THAT. Make it ambiguous as to whether we 1. are about to sign an awesome contract or 2. have been found out and will be murdered
\r
>>61429
"You see now I'm runnin' a conglomerate. I'm lookin' to buy and to sell. I'm with a sports association. Broadcast in hundreds of homes o'er in Port Barry and Sparintenar. But I also got partial ownership in a half dozen other industries or so. Steak houses, Leather hand bags, even paper. Now, we can and do use our own sports programming to help our other industries. but I'm lookin' to diversify. Decouple the two. So I need performers to merchandize leather bags. I need television shows to advertise in. Movies to place our steaks in. Hell, I need performers to play at half time. Now not all at once, I think you can tell, but I'm lookin' for... closer relations"
"You see now I'm runnin' a conglomerate. I'm lookin' to buy and to sell. I'm with a sports association. Broadcast in hundreds of homes o'er in Port Barry and Sparintenar. But I also got partial ownership in a half dozen other industries or so. Steak houses, Leather hand bags, even paper. Now, we can and do use our own sports programming to help our other industries. but I'm lookin' to diversify. Decouple the two. So I need performers to merchandize leather bags. I need television shows to advertise in. Movies to place our steaks in. Hell, I need performers to play at half time. Now not all at once, I think you can tell, but I'm lookin' for... closer relations"
>>61414
Not sure what gets you upset at me not knowing that. Especially when I said I didn’t have it like two weeks ago and you said nothing to me
Not sure what gets you upset at me not knowing that. Especially when I said I didn’t have it like two weeks ago and you said nothing to me
>>61429
"I think I'm bein' a bit too broad here. A bit too much all at once. Let me be more specific. I'm'a have an opening of the branch in Sparinenar real soon. Those boys down there would appreciate a good half time show. Got any one who could perform?"
>>61436
"You think you've got the only entertainers on this continent? Just my trusty Steed alone could probably do better than half of 'em"
"I think I'm bein' a bit too broad here. A bit too much all at once. Let me be more specific. I'm'a have an opening of the branch in Sparinenar real soon. Those boys down there would appreciate a good half time show. Got any one who could perform?"
>>61436
"You think you've got the only entertainers on this continent? Just my trusty Steed alone could probably do better than half of 'em"
[vrooooom vroooom!]
It'd be a stretch to juggle and do backflips at the same time while disguised, wouldn't it?
>>61451
"Now who do you deal with?"
Trumpaladin begins to ponder if he needs a lawyer to examine all of the relevant regulations
"Now who do you deal with?"
Trumpaladin begins to ponder if he needs a lawyer to examine all of the relevant regulations
>>61455
"Don't concern yourself with that, trade secrets and all." she says with a wink. "So tell me, and don't be shy,... when did you break in?"
"Don't concern yourself with that, trade secrets and all." she says with a wink. "So tell me, and don't be shy,... when did you break in?"
>>61456
"Hard to say. Bout 30 minutes ago or so. Didn't go through security since I don't trust being disarmed. Wanted to see what was going on myself. Heard you say you were robbed by the same folks who robbed us a couple weeks back though"
Takes a few steps towards Tracy
\r
"Hard to say. Bout 30 minutes ago or so. Didn't go through security since I don't trust being disarmed. Wanted to see what was going on myself. Heard you say you were robbed by the same folks who robbed us a couple weeks back though"
Takes a few steps towards Tracy
\r
>>61458
"You must realize Mr. Trump, your reputation preceeds you," she says, waving her arm lazily. "And yes, there have been incidents. What of it? You have no jurisdiction here or elsewhere in the Empire, and even talking to you could be disastrous. I would be well within my position to have you executed you know."
"You must realize Mr. Trump, your reputation preceeds you," she says, waving her arm lazily. "And yes, there have been incidents. What of it? You have no jurisdiction here or elsewhere in the Empire, and even talking to you could be disastrous. I would be well within my position to have you executed you know."
>>61459
Trumpaladin now moves forward, and leans in towards the Lady
"You're afraid of him too, aren't you?"
Trumpaladin now moves forward, and leans in towards the Lady
"You're afraid of him too, aren't you?"
>>61460
"Afraid? Heavens no! Cardashil does more than its due diligence in appeasing the emperor." she laughs
"Afraid? Heavens no! Cardashil does more than its due diligence in appeasing the emperor." she laughs
>>61464
"Again, trade secrets. We have contracts and agents all over the world. Cardashil is a household name, you should know."
"Again, trade secrets. We have contracts and agents all over the world. Cardashil is a household name, you should know."
>>61465
"Anyways, I guess I may as well be frank with you. We only want two things. Our rogue came by here around a month ago. When she did so, she checked in several items with security, mostly various daggers and an efficient quiver. She would really like those back. And earlier today, you saw our Bull come in and give a performance... and was promptly burnt to a crisp by the guarding robots. I can't say he's the brightest. Anyways, we would like his corpse back, and his equipment. We saw it scooped up by cleaning robots and carried off through the gate. I'd like the chance to resurrect those 4 hipsters our rogue caused to die as well. This is all we want, nothing further.
But I imagine you're more interested in what we can do for you. Now, your museum was broken into, correct? How would you like to find those bastards, track 'em down to the source, and have them all exterminated? And to have your stolen goods back as well. Or to say the same better, how would you like it if we did the work for you? We'd love the chance to get back the gold they stole from us. All we need is more leads on their location, then we can do the rest.
And if you're looking to defy the emperor's prohibitions on performing in Sparintenar, that offer is still on the table"
"Anyways, I guess I may as well be frank with you. We only want two things. Our rogue came by here around a month ago. When she did so, she checked in several items with security, mostly various daggers and an efficient quiver. She would really like those back. And earlier today, you saw our Bull come in and give a performance... and was promptly burnt to a crisp by the guarding robots. I can't say he's the brightest. Anyways, we would like his corpse back, and his equipment. We saw it scooped up by cleaning robots and carried off through the gate. I'd like the chance to resurrect those 4 hipsters our rogue caused to die as well. This is all we want, nothing further.
But I imagine you're more interested in what we can do for you. Now, your museum was broken into, correct? How would you like to find those bastards, track 'em down to the source, and have them all exterminated? And to have your stolen goods back as well. Or to say the same better, how would you like it if we did the work for you? We'd love the chance to get back the gold they stole from us. All we need is more leads on their location, then we can do the rest.
And if you're looking to defy the emperor's prohibitions on performing in Sparintenar, that offer is still on the table"
*today
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>>61483
Me too...
He didn't deserve all the crap they gave him for being a "flagfag". It kind of makes me wish I'd said more to encourage him..
Me too...
He didn't deserve all the crap they gave him for being a "flagfag". It kind of makes me wish I'd said more to encourage him..
>>61484
That started go come after me, but i told them to fuck off and so did everyone else.
I actually wish i would have defended him to.
That started go come after me, but i told them to fuck off and so did everyone else.
I actually wish i would have defended him to.
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Sleight of Hand to conceal kunai.
Sleight of Hand to conceal kunai.
>>61494
K, just checking. Thought she was going to start stabbing things before I even got in thread.
K, just checking. Thought she was going to start stabbing things before I even got in thread.
So since Stix has his dagger, something GM just threw on him long after stating he forgot it... but I digress Stix would not have left the tower, not met Death, and would be looking around the place to figure out the layout
>>61502
>I need a verb.
>>Stab
>Uh okay, and adjective?
>>Sharp
>Errr... Noun?
>>Dagger
>... I'm afraid to ask... Verb
>>Stab
>Noun?
>>Knife wound
>I need a verb.
>>Stab
>Uh okay, and adjective?
>>Sharp
>Errr... Noun?
>>Dagger
>... I'm afraid to ask... Verb
>>Stab
>Noun?
>>Knife wound
>>61503
Well I gotta wait for a response from Death before saying if they'll meet again.
I guess Snek is third Wheeling then
Well I gotta wait for a response from Death before saying if they'll meet again.
I guess Snek is third Wheeling then
What's this area of the city look like btw? Residential zoning?
>>61510
I'm so not starting yet. I've got stuff going at the moment
>>61506
THANK YOU
>>61503
Okay, fine, he doesn't have his dagger. I figured since it was still in plain sight, not egregiously out of the way, and obviously important to him that he might have snagged it at some point, for simplicity's sake. I appreciate that the player dictates the character's actions, but characters with established personalities can be said to do things consistent with their personality. For example, when off "camera" Thez frequently practices martial forms and maintains her conditioning. I don't say "She's doing this now", that would just be the context from which she is arriving "on" camera
I'm so not starting yet. I've got stuff going at the moment
>>61506
THANK YOU
>>61503
Okay, fine, he doesn't have his dagger. I figured since it was still in plain sight, not egregiously out of the way, and obviously important to him that he might have snagged it at some point, for simplicity's sake. I appreciate that the player dictates the character's actions, but characters with established personalities can be said to do things consistent with their personality. For example, when off "camera" Thez frequently practices martial forms and maintains her conditioning. I don't say "She's doing this now", that would just be the context from which she is arriving "on" camera
>>61513
I see. Thank for explaining this. I will know for next time.
I seriously don’t understand why everyone is so mad about this. It is just something to do while I have literally nothing going on...
I see. Thank for explaining this. I will know for next time.
I seriously don’t understand why everyone is so mad about this. It is just something to do while I have literally nothing going on...
>>61516
I'm not mad, I'm just confused. I thought he wanted the dagger, so I would let him have it back. Hell, I could have one of the citizens find it, return it to the Gestapo, the Gestapo would then report to whoever was in the tower (which is Thez at the least), and then it could be returned. Beyond the story element of it, it seemed like a non-obstacled aquisition
I'm not mad, I'm just confused. I thought he wanted the dagger, so I would let him have it back. Hell, I could have one of the citizens find it, return it to the Gestapo, the Gestapo would then report to whoever was in the tower (which is Thez at the least), and then it could be returned. Beyond the story element of it, it seemed like a non-obstacled aquisition
>>61518
I had no idea about these ways of getting it. I thought it would mainly be only my actions that could get it back. I don’t have to go get it, I just thought that was the only logical choice with the idea in my head I had to anounce my intentions to get it back
I had no idea about these ways of getting it. I thought it would mainly be only my actions that could get it back. I don’t have to go get it, I just thought that was the only logical choice with the idea in my head I had to anounce my intentions to get it back
>>61519
If its not something I'm aware of or has been established, yes. However, you had sufficiently indicated Stix' desire to retrieve it, so I figured that since there's not an army of goblins guarding it, it can be easily cinema'd.
If its not something I'm aware of or has been established, yes. However, you had sufficiently indicated Stix' desire to retrieve it, so I figured that since there's not an army of goblins guarding it, it can be easily cinema'd.
*tries to pick up ash of thez*
*ash blows away*
*fingers turn into communists*
*ash blows away*
*fingers turn into communists*
I'm not leaving this city without Tracy knives, and somebody's ass to put over the fireplace.
>>61525
*arms turn into hair*
*sees a huge air breathing shrimpflies by*
*a cheshire cat with the body of tracy cuts my hair arms off*
*sacred geometry everywhere*
*arms turn into hair*
*sees a huge air breathing shrimpflies by*
*a cheshire cat with the body of tracy cuts my hair arms off*
*sacred geometry everywhere*
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>>61528
You see this guy before you.
"Oy vey, red one. Join us; together we can make Europe Great Again."
You see this guy before you.
"Oy vey, red one. Join us; together we can make Europe Great Again."
>>61534
*Infernius's body contorts and flattens into a long red carpet*
*faggots, all half-naked, armed with rainbow dildos, march down him while chanting communist slogans*
*Infernius's body contorts and flattens into a long red carpet*
*faggots, all half-naked, armed with rainbow dildos, march down him while chanting communist slogans*
>>61535
*reeeeeeeeeeees*
*mouth and eyes are gone*
*suddenly they are in Dresden the night of the raid*
*reeeeeeeeeeees*
*mouth and eyes are gone*
*suddenly they are in Dresden the night of the raid*
Let me know if and when you guys get shit sorted. This is untenable desu
>>61543
I'd love to, I was halfway through new bread OP, but all I keep seeing on and off board is a bunch of stupid shit. So, I reiterate, let me know.
I'd love to, I was halfway through new bread OP, but all I keep seeing on and off board is a bunch of stupid shit. So, I reiterate, let me know.
>>61544
Oh, give me a break. Your getting upset over stupid shit now? Your being ridiculous. Stop getting emotional like every single other person on this game already. Ugh... why is it so hard to get along?
Oh, give me a break. Your getting upset over stupid shit now? Your being ridiculous. Stop getting emotional like every single other person on this game already. Ugh... why is it so hard to get along?
>I try to listen to an audiobook and play a game of civilization and in only like 20 minutes two people have quit the discord over some drama
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
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Sorry.
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>>61546
Apparently... I have no idea what has been getting over people lately, but you guys get too upset over everything. And now everything is messed up and probably has stopped the game and I hadn’t even done anything to warrant this. Wonderful... can’t you people ever make up for the good of the group if not for each other? I shouldn’t be selfish about this, but your fighting is disrupting my story just as much as anyone else’s because apparently GM ain’t going to play with this drama...
Apparently... I have no idea what has been getting over people lately, but you guys get too upset over everything. And now everything is messed up and probably has stopped the game and I hadn’t even done anything to warrant this. Wonderful... can’t you people ever make up for the good of the group if not for each other? I shouldn’t be selfish about this, but your fighting is disrupting my story just as much as anyone else’s because apparently GM ain’t going to play with this drama...
>>61549
It's a normal friday around here. Calm your tits.
Goddamn I wish I could have a brisket baked potato like I had last Friday night
It's a normal friday around here. Calm your tits.
Goddamn I wish I could have a brisket baked potato like I had last Friday night
>>61552
You haven’t seen me upset then. I am calm, just disappointed with how everyone is acting. I don’t care if you normally act this way, this is childish behavior that is supposed to be corrected from an early age. It’s foolish to hold grudges against your friends.
>>61550
Explain please. What is this thing that needs a time and place?
You haven’t seen me upset then. I am calm, just disappointed with how everyone is acting. I don’t care if you normally act this way, this is childish behavior that is supposed to be corrected from an early age. It’s foolish to hold grudges against your friends.
>>61550
Explain please. What is this thing that needs a time and place?
NOT doing so, being the obvious alternative
>>61559
Do you think I'm laughing now? That this is fun, or funny, or pleasant for me? Its not. This literally hurts, but I'm at my wits end trying to hold everything together, make everything make sense so that everyone - everyone - can have a good time and hopefully some memorable experiences.
Do you think I'm laughing now? That this is fun, or funny, or pleasant for me? Its not. This literally hurts, but I'm at my wits end trying to hold everything together, make everything make sense so that everyone - everyone - can have a good time and hopefully some memorable experiences.
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I guess I haven't been the best player either, especially not lately..
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I know I've talked about this a bit already, but I'm going to talk a bit more. I very highly recommend Ernest Hemmingway's "For Whom The Bell Tolls." It is incredibly well written, with out the superfluity of description of some of the older writers, and it offers a superb exploration of war, death, and why Communism is awful.
You can listen to it on Audiobook for free while you drive, play video games, or go on walks. The voice acting is superb and believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaV6FVTeuO8
You can listen to it on Audiobook for free while you drive, play video games, or go on walks. The voice acting is superb and believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaV6FVTeuO8
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>>61575
I decided I don't really want to use Discord. I was only on it because everyone else was. I'd rather post here.
I decided I don't really want to use Discord. I was only on it because everyone else was. I'd rather post here.
Jesus Christ, all of you people need to get your shit together. Fucking unbelievable
>>61577
Dear Princess GM, I wanted to share my thoughts with you... *ahem*
I didn't learn anything! Ha, I was right all along!
Dear Princess GM, I wanted to share my thoughts with you... *ahem*
I didn't learn anything! Ha, I was right all along!
If any of you are ready to get back to shitposting and having fun without Tracy's Faggot, here's the link https://discord.gg/jj948E2
And if you want to play well you know damn well where we left off
And if you want to play well you know damn well where we left off
>>61585
Of topic talking and talking about the site and so on. Get in here. Scones needs feels or something
Of topic talking and talking about the site and so on. Get in here. Scones needs feels or something
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>>61585
This
Brad's faggot got his admin thing back. Why not just use the site?
I always thought discord groups were cancer.
This
Brad's faggot got his admin thing back. Why not just use the site?
I always thought discord groups were cancer.
>>61588
Becaue I don't like clogging up the site with brief replies that are like two sentences long and are better posted in an instant messaging service. Or in namefagging and off-topic posts that really don't have anything to do with roleplay or games. I'd rather that be in a discord where it is more appropriate, and we do serious gameplay in the threads
Becaue I don't like clogging up the site with brief replies that are like two sentences long and are better posted in an instant messaging service. Or in namefagging and off-topic posts that really don't have anything to do with roleplay or games. I'd rather that be in a discord where it is more appropriate, and we do serious gameplay in the threads
>>61590
The Euro-cuck flag was because he made a post saying America lost to Canada in the war of 1812
The Euro-cuck flag was because he made a post saying America lost to Canada in the war of 1812
We shall return to our previously scheduled programming soon
In the meantime please enjoy a message from our sponsors:
In the meantime please enjoy a message from our sponsors:
>>61594
Our sponsors forgot to pay the advertising fees, so back to our previously scheduled programming
Our sponsors forgot to pay the advertising fees, so back to our previously scheduled programming
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