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Mystery Nuts
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60316
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This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.

Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.

Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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Anonymous
28InT
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No.60534
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60535
60536 60538
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Some people think that potatoes are too starchy for the Denver Broncos, but not me, no siree bob. When I was just a small potato, I would occasionally salt myself and become that entity known to The French as Le Pomme de Terre, and I would cause the cholesterol of my enemies to rise through the buttery menace of my potato hide.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60536
>>60535
Je suis la pomme de terre
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60537
>>60533
[Chuckles Irishly]
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60538
60540 60575
>>60535
*drinks potato*
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60539
60541 60543
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>>60532
If sex "doesn't count" just because you eat your lover afterwards, then several insect species shouldn't be able to reproduce
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60540
60542
>>60538
*stores all of her money in a pot*

Anonymous
28InT
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No.60541
>>60539
That might be the weirdest post I've read all day
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.60542
60544
>>60540
It all disappears when the rainbow proceeding out of it vanishes.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60543
60545
>>60539
I was shitposting; It would count, if it weren't just another married female masturbating with non-living household vegetables.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60544
>>60542
*forgets about it, because drunk*
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60545
60546
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>>60543
This shall be remembered
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60546
>>60545
Every housewife fucks the salad. This is training.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60547
*eats a whole raw potato*
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.60549
>>60548
If the discord online status is to be trusted, he is currently idle. I guess he is busy at the moment.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60550
60551
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>>60435
I am partial to the idea of using gas-based weapons.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60551
60552
>>60550
It might come as a shock, but me too.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60552
60553
>>60551
Poisons are such a badass way to painfully kill/incapacitate your enemy.
I'm glad assassins and Blackguards are proficient in poison use.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60553
60554
>>60552
Would tracy help Infernuis make gas weapons?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60554
60555
>>60553
Of course.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60555
60557
>>60554
Cool.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60556
60558 60559
I hope we get to play tonight.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60557
>>60555
Digits confirm poisons are badass.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60558
>>60556
same.
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60559
60560 60561 60562 60564
>>60556
I don't
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60560
>>60559
*ree intensifies*
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60561
>>60559
Don't make me break out the runes again
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60562
60563
>>60559
*crushes u with truckload of potatoes*
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60563
>>60562
"You gonna sleep with all them too? Hmmm?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60564
60565
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>>60559
"I found a whole bunch of gold, Flashy!"
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60565
60566
>>60564
"Uh..."
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60566
60567 60568
>>60565
It's Irish gold.
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60567
60569
>>60566
*claims it in the name of the Queen*
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60568
>>60566
Texas tea?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60569
60570 60572
>>60567
*car-bombs u*
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60570
60571 60572
>>60569
*divides and oppresses u*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60571
60572
>>60570
*leeches your welfare system*
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60572
>>60571
>>60570
>>60569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdXeM4bHBhk
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60573
60574
>tfw "last 50 posts" isn't nearly enough
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60574
>>60573
Sorry..
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60575
60576 60577 60578
>>60518
??
>>60524
Finds stray horseshoe
>>60526
Waste of a good potato
>>60531
>Irish
>>60538
wut

... it got weird from there
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60576
>>60575
Yea it did.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60577
>>60575
>horseshoe
Yay!
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60578
60581 60582
>>60575
You know, play house, is the fight clubs still standing, etc.
Things to do
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60579
60580 60582
>is still angry over the tuberous adultery
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60580
60583
>>60579
At least she had the courtesy to kill her lay.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60581
60582
>>60578
The fight club was burned to the ground.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60582
60584 60589
>>60578
>>60581
The whorehouse burned to the ground, but the fight club still has members
>>60579
?
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60583
60585
>>60580
Ewwwww
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60584
60586
>>60582
tracy masturbated with a potato.
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