This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
1163 replies and 110 files omitted.
>>60736TF meant the location near where Trumpaladin is
>>60736>MantisI had her change to a leprechaun a while ago (thus the irish stereotypes).
Is the hole they originally went through at ground level or in the roof?
>>60738Noted
>still sees her as a mantis>>60738Its at ground level, I misinterpreted which hole
kek you meant
>>60737My bad, thought the roof
[1d20 = 7]
Tracy dives through the hole in the dome and tackles Brad affectionately at full speed.
Spirited Bull Rush
>>60740Again, though there is an observable overhead presence that is constantly observing, none of the bots seem to care.
Almost like, if you have an ID they DGAF, but if you don't they cook you.
>>60741You can roll an opposed Strength check if you give a fuck.
She's bigger tho.
[1d20 = 14]
Reflex save on Pony
Or Strength check, I have no idea
>>60745Huzzah! He might have been not tackled
>>60745>tfw two size categories bigger than uTracy wins!
Brad is lovingly knocked back 5 ft.
>>60746He side-stepped, if that's his desired outcome
Reeee! It's a bull rush, not an overrun!
>>60747"Pony, what happened? Where is Infernius?"
>>60747>>60748Kek
>>60753"There was nothing I could do. Couldn't even sweep him up because of all of those mailboxes..."
[1d20 = 4]>>60754"Then Let's go in to sweep him up"
Rolling to mount horsey
>>60755Not sure if horse is mounted or mounted by horse
Now then. While Infernius is Well, he is not technically kill. This is evident by the fact that he's not waking up in the entertron still hungry. Instead, his remains are being collected by waste removal bots.
Tracy successfully reunites with Trump, replete with +3 IDs for full access
[1d20+21 = 40]
"Let me change your disguise."
Sleight of Hand to slip a card in Brad's pocket.
>>60758"Are we going to get him or not?"
>>60761Directs horse to go to where ever the remain are, having more faith in speed than in stealth
Tracy throws some dust in Fae's face that makes her look like a giant goldfish with tarantuala legs, despite having no intention of bringing her along.
>>60762Tracy does this, while ethereal.
The Mantis pastor and Bridget were actually characters I made up in my old creative writing class btw.
>>60763>Fae is now a goldfish with tarantula legsAs Tracy and Trump return to the scene, unmolested by flsmr cuz IDs, they find that what remains of Infernius is being loaded onto a trolley, by a grip of bots with specialized nozzles
>>60765[lurking ghost-pony noises]
Tracy follows.
I need to break something. Not in game, but in real life. Like really break something.
I remember an episode of Deadliest Catch, season 2, that I watched many years ago where a guy gets pissed off, throws a large plastic tray in the water an starts shooting at it with an assault rifle. I really envy that guy
Screams. But there's no one to hear his screams
>>60774Its my fault, I thought for a moment that I was sociable
>>60777No problem, m8. Do what you need to do.
*throws glitter in Brad's face*
>>60785Pocket sand... er, glitter!
>>60785Btw, Brad's disguise is now that of an orangutan named Clyde.
>>60787Tracy's disguise shifts into that of a huge construct that resembles a monster truck.
>>60787Mind that the dust that originally changed Brad's appearance still hasn't worn off, so he's currently disguised as an ostrich disguised as an orangutan named Clyde.
This is relevant because if anyone were looking for an ostrich (which some factions probably are), they would recognize the ostrich beneath the orangutan illusion. He could use the hat to solidify the illusion tho, and still roll for a Charisma-based disguised check.
*polishes lucky horseshoe*
*checks to see if mimic is still alive, and feeds it a pastrami sandwich from a zip-lock bag*
>>60795[sad/confused pony noises]