This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>>61114[sitting pony noises]
>>61115I just felt like posting it.
>>61118*reeees at cryptic faggot*
>>61118Reeeeeee! What does it mean?!
>>61121I only got the fucking vowels?
Eh fuck it, file name includes the name
Here we go
I is also J and Y
Q is also K
F is also V
S is also X
*is too lazy to decipher Torc's autism*
>>61125Are you incorrectly translating my autism?
>᚛ᚈᚏᚔᚌᚌᚓᚏᚓᚇ᚜>>61123Oh yeah
U is also W
*revs engine over oil-changing orangutan while the crowd watches*
Stop trying to have gay sex with new players.
>>61130Are you kidding? It hasn't been awkward at all! For one, Death doesn't get out much. For two, I'm being remiss with my descriptions. A whole lot has happened, I just haven't described it yet.
*Tracy sits on top of the oil-changing orangutan passionately for a week until crowd responds*
[1d20 = 10]>>61134Rolling to hit the ape with lightning bolt for being gay
>>61133I know it might sound odd considering the NPC array, but I'm not the best at rp'ing females
>>61134She's waiting for what sort of crowd response exactly?
>>61136Idk, Brad got out earlier and addressed That Bitch directly, so I guess they're waiting for her comment.
[1d20+5 = 20]>>61136Fair enough
Eh, seduction check for fun
>tfw rolled lowest Char stat
[sad, unoriginal pony noises]
>>61139Does she need seduction powers?
>>61140Well, also for Intimidate, Bluff, and Magick Device checks. Blackguard is a Charisma-based class, and I was hoping to get Undead Mastery one day..
*blows un-cut mane out of face*
"Reeeeeee Where are my knives!"
[frustrated pony noises]
>>61143"Calm down you sperg. You've waited several months, you can wait a few hours longer. But Infernius cannot wait for us"
>>61144"It's because I've waited all this time that I can't wait any longer! I carried those things everywhere I went for seven years."
Stix goes to the port, looking for his dagger.
>>61145"You can wait a little longer. First, we get Infernius. He cannot wait"
>>61150"You wouldn't be saying that if you lost your favorite weapons."
>>61151"I lost my favorite Bull"
*checks if mimic is still alive*
See y'all ztpmprrow, faggots.
*goes to bed*
>>61156I made another rare Thez.
>What GM sees at the front door every time he comes home from work >>61110This was pirated from an Albany pic btw.
I read an intelligent item can potentially take over the mind of its wielder, but could it also control a mindless creature, like a skeleton or zombie?