This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>>60904
>magic device
It's a fucking smart phone. Not a wand. But whatever, since he has a vastly higher charisma bonus.
>>60905I deleted that because I realized what I said was misleading.
>>60905It's not the first time he's shitposted with a tablet-shaped device, so he'd get a +2 bonus on top of that.
He's got it figured out.
>>60907
Its a story of an improvised NPC
>>60903Gosh this story is awesome.
>>60914Penalty, excessive use of feels. 15 yards
>>60903Damn, I am glad I watched that whole thing
He's a good dwarf ;^;7
>>60919G O O D D W A R F A L E R T !
"Horse, can you get us to the bodies?"
>>60922"You mean those piles of ash?"
>>60923"Yes. Can you take us to them?"
>>60924"What do you want from them?"
>>60925Trumpaladin looks with disbelief. "Are you shitting me? Infernius is there"
I g2g for a while, sorry.
>>60929Fuck, you really threw me with the Ohgie story. I went on a half hour rant to Lenos' faggot about how I deliberately avoid tragic elements like that cuz feels
>>60930Oohgie died a hero's death.
>>60930Dont be a faggot, gibe feels i love feels.
>>60927I fucked up.
"I would.. It's just I'm not sure exactly where they went..." Tracy says, unsure..
>>60933*"or how to get there." she says, staring at the gate where the robots were moments ago.
>>60933>>60934"Well, if we had some way of passing through solid matter, we could go through the floors until we eventually found the level with waste disposal. We could also maybe try to ride one or hijack one the next time they show up. Of course, we'll need to wait until someone makes a mess
Wait, is it a physical barrier gate, or a teleportation gate?
>>60935"Did you find out anything while playing with your toy, Flashy?" she asks curiously
>>60937"Oh no no no, my little pony. It's not about what
I found out. It's about what the world shall soon find out."
Trumpaladin's thumbs hover dangerously over the super weapon, as he ponders its power""
>>60932"You knob-end, you do realize that I'm a direct manifestation of his
inability to adequately process and cope with feels,...."
>>60935I am greatly appreciating this line of dialogue
>>6094010/10 crafty-smiths would pray to.
>>60935I'm not entirely sure I understand how anything around here works, but Tracy advances forward and attempts to phase through the gate/floor/wherever she's told.
You steer her, because I don't think I understand the layout anymore..
>>60942I think the other floors are beneath the main one, with the park area having solid matter beneath it, and the other areas more likely to have other floors
>>60943Ask Siri what the level is.
>>60940Let's put a statue of him in the forge.
>>60940Trumpaladin presses down on the center button
"Where does trash go?"
>>60948Well technically the party is unaware of Oohgie,... but I can definitely work him into upcoming developments.
>>60945No
>>60949Trash, waste, and excess material is sent to a processing facility, where its properties are analyzed and recycled for optimum efficiency. I'm figuring that Infernius will wake up in a bit of an unfavorable situation
>>60951Tracy looks at her device, desperately searching for the area where her beloved cutlery may have been stored.
She begins by searching for where the front gate is situated in relation to them.
Is she able to find anything about the "arena level"?
*is still sinking through the floor because Brad told her to*
>>60951To Sirlexitana: "what level is utilities?"
>>60953I'm assuming you mean the phone
"You are not cleared for that degree of informatin."
As an "act" (Frank was a magician btw) Trump's ability to directly interact with or affect infrastructure is limited