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Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60316
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This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.

Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.

Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60903
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>>60892
>>60900
>>60897
https://youtu.be/qL6AzyYGDrs
Muh Feels!
PTm+I
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No.60905
60906 60908
[1d20+10 = 24]
>>60904
>magic device
It's a fucking smart phone. Not a wand. But whatever, since he has a vastly higher charisma bonus.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60906
>>60905
I deleted that because I realized what I said was misleading.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60908
>>60905
It's not the first time he's shitposted with a tablet-shaped device, so he'd get a +2 bonus on top of that.
He's got it figured out.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60909
60910
>>60907
Its a story of an improvised NPC
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60910
>>60909
Good story so far.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60911
60912
>>60903
Gosh this story is awesome.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60912
60913
>>60911
Hes a good dwarf.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60913
60914
>>60912
e;_;e
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60914
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>>60913

Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60916
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>>60914
Penalty, excessive use of feels. 15 yards
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60917
>>60916
*plays fooseball*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60918
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>>60903
Damn, I am glad I watched that whole thing
He's a good dwarf ;^;7
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60919
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>>60918

Anonymous
Llvh5
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>>60919
G O O D D W A R F A L E R T !
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60921
>>60918
*sniffles a bit*
An inspiring story.
Anonymous
fRP1F
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No.60922
60923
"Horse, can you get us to the bodies?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60923
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>>60922
"You mean those piles of ash?"
Anonymous
fRP1F
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No.60924
60925 60926
>>60923
"Yes. Can you take us to them?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60925
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>>60924
"What do you want from them?"
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60926
>>60924
>>60903

Anonymous
fRP1F
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No.60927
60929 60933
>>60925
Trumpaladin looks with disbelief. "Are you shitting me? Infernius is there"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60928
I g2g for a while, sorry.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60929
60930
>>60927
*dabs in dream*
Anonymous
vPzPk
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60931 60932
>>60929
Fuck, you really threw me with the Ohgie story. I went on a half hour rant to Lenos' faggot about how I deliberately avoid tragic elements like that cuz feels
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60931
60940
>>60930
Oohgie died a hero's death.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60932
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>>60930
Dont be a faggot, gibe feels i love feels.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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>>60927
I fucked up.
"I would.. It's just I'm not sure exactly where they went..." Tracy says, unsure..
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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>>60933
*"or how to get there." she says, staring at the gate where the robots were moments ago.
Anonymous
fRP1F
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No.60935
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>>60933
>>60934
"Well, if we had some way of passing through solid matter, we could go through the floors until we eventually found the level with waste disposal. We could also maybe try to ride one or hijack one the next time they show up. Of course, we'll need to wait until someone makes a mess
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60936
60976
Wait, is it a physical barrier gate, or a teleportation gate?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60937
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>>60935
"Did you find out anything while playing with your toy, Flashy?" she asks curiously
Anonymous
fRP1F
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No.60938
>>60937
"Oh no no no, my little pony. It's not about what I found out. It's about what the world shall soon find out."
Trumpaladin's thumbs hover dangerously over the super weapon, as he ponders its power""
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60939
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>>60932
"You knob-end, you do realize that I'm a direct manifestation of his inability to adequately process and cope with feels,...."
>>60935
I am greatly appreciating this line of dialogue
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60940
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>>60931
>Oohgie has been admitted into the celestial planes of the game
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60941
>>60940
10/10 crafty-smiths would pray to.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60942
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>>60935
I'm not entirely sure I understand how anything around here works, but Tracy advances forward and attempts to phase through the gate/floor/wherever she's told.

You steer her, because I don't think I understand the layout anymore..
Anonymous
fRP1F
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No.60943
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>>60942
I think the other floors are beneath the main one, with the park area having solid matter beneath it, and the other areas more likely to have other floors
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60944
>>60943
*sinks thru floor*
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60945
60951
>>60939
Gibe feels
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60946
>>60940
>adds ohgie to pantheon with hitler.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60947
>>60943
Ask Siri what the level is.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60948
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>>60940
Let's put a statue of him in the forge.
Anonymous
fRP1F
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No.60949
60951
>>60940
Trumpaladin presses down on the center button
"Where does trash go?"
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60950
>>60948
Yes.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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>>60948
Well technically the party is unaware of Oohgie,... but I can definitely work him into upcoming developments.
>>60945
No
>>60949
Trash, waste, and excess material is sent to a processing facility, where its properties are analyzed and recycled for optimum efficiency. I'm figuring that Infernius will wake up in a bit of an unfavorable situation
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60952
>>60951
Tracy looks at her device, desperately searching for the area where her beloved cutlery may have been stored.
She begins by searching for where the front gate is situated in relation to them.
Is she able to find anything about the "arena level"?

*is still sinking through the floor because Brad told her to*
Anonymous
fRP1F
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No.60953
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>>60951
To Sirlexitana: "what level is utilities?"
Anonymous
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No.60954
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>>60951
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60955
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>>60953
I'm assuming you mean the phone
"You are not cleared for that degree of informatin."
As an "act" (Frank was a magician btw) Trump's ability to directly interact with or affect infrastructure is limited