This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>>61059Well, "plan" is a strong word...
I'm just having fun and seeing where it takes us.
>>61059The original plan was to get That Bitch away from her guards and to take her pants off long enough for Tracy to swipe her ID... But no way in hell Tracy is cooperating with that, so I am less sure now
>>61063I don't know any more. At this point it's really more of "is That Bitch interested in branding or selling Advertisements," as well as "would she like to make a hit reality TV series staring a diverse cast"?
>>61064[glamorous monster truck noises]
>>61065I don't know if that is quite the way to go about it. The point is not to impress them with your talent, but to make them want to sell you their talent.
I figure all of culture industry, all of it, from news organizations to music to films to social media - are there primarily either to sell advertisements, or to sell tickets and albums. And when you approach them to try to be an actor or a musician, you're not going to be treated with much respect by them because there's a shit load of competition, and because you
are the product, to be packaged up and sold off to advertisers and movie watchers. But the Advertisers.... now they are in a different position. The roles are reversed. The owner of the Record company, or the super star trying to be her own agent... They are trying to sell themselves to you. And even if there is much competition, they are greedy and will want to sell more. I bet you the CEO of Nike or Coca Cola is treated with a hell of a lot more respect and niceties than even the most successful super stars in Hollywood.
But do a show anyways, just to show them we have talent too. Just don't hinge your value to them on it
>>61068Don't ask me. I'm just a pony jumping through hoops.
>>61071*pets car seat*
Don't forget to make a mess, so there's something for the bots to clean up
>>61072Wait, are we trying to follow the bots, or are they following the crowd?
>>61073If you knocked over a stand, cleaning bots would need to be summoned sooner or later. As to whether the bots would be followed, or if Tracy killed one to take essential parts or whatever, who knows. It's more options in case diplomacy doesn't work, and could conceivably be done by Tracy at the same time Trumpaladin pursues other options
Trumpaladin keeps his swords in his tie, right?
>>61078He can hold one sword in his tie, but not both.
Also, what do you guys wanna watch tonight, if stream? I recall a request for Iron Sky, but I'm open to additional suggestions.
>>61079I’m ok with wherever is decided.
>>61080MLP Movie twelve times consecutively it is then.
>>61081Sounds good. My brother watched the strangest things and would never stop watching them on repeat for what seemed like all eternity. So I have no problems watching things on loop anymore.
>>61079Tracy's illusion dust that she used on Brad can't conceal weapons, can it?
>>61083Actually, she should be more conservative with that..
>>61088I asked the same thing in Discord, to see if Brad would respond to it.
>>61083Tracy politely asks Brad if she can put Vadereim in her bag, to avoid suspicion.
>>61090Trumpaladin glares at Tracy
>>61092[Shrugs in monster truck]
*makes it look like Clyde is just changing the oil to his truck*
>>61095*smushes u*
>"So how's the date going?"
Torc just about has a heart attack at the table.
"Excuse me for a moment"
Torc gets up and steps outside
While Death waits for Torc, she hears a couple of assorted phrases like "I CAN'T EVEN GET DRINKS WITH OUT YOU INTERRUPTING" and "I'm starting to see why they call people snakes" before Torc comes back in, looking a bit more flustered than usaual.
>>61102Actually, I guess she's not sitting on Trumpaladin.
*scurries off*
>>61103>implying*chases Brad down and sits on him*
Torc, ask Death how she came to get into her peculiar profession.
>>61107"No running off now, Flashy. We're meeting with someone important."
>>61108"Why you do this to me, pony?"
Brad is for sitting.
(REEEEEEEEEEEE!)