This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>>61494K, just checking. Thought she was going to start stabbing things before I even got in thread.
>>61496She's just getting ready.
>>61496*pets tracy in dream to calm down*
>>61499I bet Tracy is a hoot with Madlibs
So since Stix has his dagger, something GM just threw on him long after stating he forgot it... but I digress Stix would not have left the tower, not met Death, and would be looking around the place to figure out the layout
>>61503Well I gotta wait for a response from Death before saying if they'll meet again.
I guess Snek is third Wheeling then
>>61507*hugs snek like teddy bear in dream*
>>61496*Tracy patiently waits patiently*
What's this area of the city look like btw? Residential zoning?
>>61510I'm so not starting yet. I've got stuff going at the moment
>>61506THANK YOU>>61503Okay, fine, he
doesn't have his dagger. I figured since it was still in plain sight, not egregiously out of the way, and
obviously important to him that he might have snagged it at some point, for simplicity's sake. I appreciate that the player dictates the character's actions, but characters with established personalities can be said to do things consistent with their personality. For example, when off "camera" Thez frequently practices martial forms and maintains her conditioning. I don't say "She's doing this now", that would just be the context from which she is arriving "on" camera
>>61513I see. Thank for explaining this. I will know for next time.
I seriously don’t understand why everyone is so mad about this. It is just something to do while I have literally nothing going on... >>61516I'm not mad, I'm just confused. I thought he wanted the dagger, so I would let him have it back. Hell, I could have one of the citizens find it, return it to the Gestapo, the Gestapo would then report to whoever was in the tower (which is Thez at the least), and then it could be returned. Beyond the story element of it, it seemed like a non-obstacled aquisition
>>61518I had no idea about these ways of getting it. I thought it would mainly be only my actions that could get it back. I don’t have to go get it, I just thought that was the only logical choice with the idea in my head I had to anounce my intentions to get it back
>>61519If its not something I'm aware of or has been established, yes. However, you had sufficiently indicated Stix' desire to retrieve it, so I figured that since there's not an army of goblins guarding it, it can be easily cinema'd.
*tries to pick up ash of thez*
*ash blows away*
*fingers turn into communists*
>>61523*fingers starve and turn black*
*mail box kike laughs*
>>61521Cinema'd = Like in games where dialogue, exchanges, and interactions occur outside of direct or deliberate direction in a cutscene of sorts.
>>61523>>61524I both kekd and was sad by this
I'm not leaving this city without Tracy knives, and somebody's ass to put over the fireplace.
>>61525Interesting. So I can just call for one of those then and get it back right away?
>>61525*arms turn into hair*
*sees a huge air breathing shrimpflies by*
*a cheshire cat with the body of tracy cuts my hair arms off*
*sacred geometry everywhere*
>>61529Boy it sure got nightmare in here.
>>61528You see this guy before you.
"Oy vey, red one. Join us; together we can make Europe Great Again."
>>61532Martin points at you
*you turn blue*
*a ring of stars appears on your chest*
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" >>61533"Nooooooooooooooo"
*martain explodes into a gay pride parade*
>>61534*Infernius's body contorts and flattens into a long red carpet*
*faggots, all half-naked, armed with rainbow dildos, march down him while chanting communist slogans*
What the actual fucking hell am I reading
>>61536Infernius is having a nightmare.
He is trapped in limbo, neither alive nor dead.
>>61535*reeeeeeeeeeees*
*mouth and eyes are gone*
*suddenly they are in Dresden the night of the raid*
Let me know if and when you guys get shit sorted. This is untenable desu
>>61539Post stoped being deleted.
>>61539Who's been deleting things?
When did I say deletions? I said shit together.
>>61542Is this the nightmare, the changes, or ???
I just want to play >>61543I'd love to, I was halfway through new bread OP, but all I keep seeing on and off board is a bunch of stupid shit. So, I reiterate, let me know.
>>61544Oh, give me a break. Your getting upset over stupid shit now? Your being ridiculous. Stop getting emotional like every single other person on this game already. Ugh... why is it so hard to get along?