This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>>61166Speaking of that, how big is Vadereim's ego? Surely over 20, right?
>>61164Cucking nice dude, saved.
>>61167I suspect it is.
Taking these Blackguard levels was a very poor choice...
>>61174F. Maybe gm would let you switch.
GM, after some discussion on the discord today, we decided we would like you to railroad the campaign this weekend (if you would like to) so we can actually play without us trying to do fifty different side quests and split the party. And once again thanks for putting up with our autism for this.
>>61185MAA: Mutual Autism Agreement
>>61190As long as there's an Autism Exchange Program
>"I WANNA FIGHT SOMETHING"
"One second Death. Snek, I already told you I'm on a date."
>"I'LL FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND"
"That's a terrible idea"
>>611981: Tomorrow
2: Fucking hell my edit will look like shit. Why so complecated
>>61164Awww
>>61166Potentially
>>61167Way
>>61199Yeah, too many gradients desu
How long does it take to create a weapon with a +4 bonus?
>>6120224 days off the top of my head, I'd have to check
>>61203I was just thinking about that like sabre stuff...
*chainsaw runs out of gas*
*revs engine on top of Clyde*
*stares at crowd awkwardly with headlights*
>>61206Right now?
>>61205Lightsabres would be a unique item
As in, maybe it can be figured out
>>61209Nah, nothing big. I was just thinking of a bastard sword of brilliant energy, since it's be made of light and would pass right through armor.
>>61211Don't have the time or the spells for that though.
>>61210Alright, but where did he take her?
>>61213Weren't they having a drink for Friar Patrichke's day?
>>61214>>61213I was gonna say, Death said she wanted a drink, so I assumed a pub or maybe an inn.
>>61214>>61215Yes, it is Friar Patrichke's day, but assuming Port Barry there are two obvious choices. Outside (~_~) involves a bit of brainstorming
>>61217Well it would be Port Barry
*finds old rusty light saber*
*throws away because dead batteries*