This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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It'd be a stretch to juggle and do backflips at the same time while disguised, wouldn't it?
>>61441I guess a monster truck wouldn't be able to juggle.
>>61437"The only ones worth mention, yes."
>>61447"Oh really now? What'cha got for us"
>>61448"I didn't say they were for you, I said we have them. You
must be new here."
>>61447"Why ain't you got the Sparintenar market cornered? When I got there they were craving the beautiful Brunet performer with a .45 from a space nazi empire"
>>61449"I did say I was from o'er yonder, didn't I?"
>>61450"We don't deal with Sparintenar, Emperor's orders."
>>61451"Now who do you deal with?"
Trumpaladin begins to ponder if he needs a lawyer to examine all of the relevant regulations
>>61409This.orangutans can actually be taught stuff.
>>61454Um.... Trumpaladin asks where Cardishore is legally permitted to sell its talent
>>61455"Don't concern yourself with that, trade secrets and all." she says with a wink. "So tell me, and don't be shy,... when did you break in?"
>>61456"Hard to say. Bout 30 minutes ago or so. Didn't go through security since I don't trust being disarmed. Wanted to see what was going on myself. Heard you say you were robbed by the same folks who robbed us a couple weeks back though"
Takes a few steps towards Tracy
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>>61458"You must realize Mr. Trump, your reputation preceeds you," she says, waving her arm lazily. "And yes, there have been incidents. What of it? You have no jurisdiction here or elsewhere in the Empire, and even talking to you could be disastrous. I would be well within my position to have you executed you know."
>>61459Trumpaladin now moves forward, and leans in towards the Lady
"You're afraid of him too, aren't you?"
>>61460"Afraid? Heavens no! Cardashil does
more than its due diligence in appeasing the emperor." she laughs
>>61461"Does the Emperor do the same to appease Cardashil?"
>>61462"If you mean allowing us to operate without interference, then yes."
>>61463"How do you operate, exactly? I've only gotten a bit of feel for the place"
>>61464"Again, trade secrets. We have contracts and agents all over the world. Cardashil is a household name, you should know."
>>61465"Anyways, I guess I may as well be frank with you. We only want two things. Our rogue came by here around a month ago. When she did so, she checked in several items with security, mostly various daggers and an efficient quiver. She would really like those back. And earlier today, you saw our Bull come in and give a performance... and was promptly burnt to a crisp by the guarding robots. I can't say he's the brightest. Anyways, we would like his corpse back, and his equipment. We saw it scooped up by cleaning robots and carried off through the gate. I'd like the chance to resurrect those 4 hipsters our rogue caused to die as well. This is all we want, nothing further.
But I imagine you're more interested in what we can do for you. Now, your museum was broken into, correct? How would you like to find those bastards, track 'em down to the source, and have them all exterminated? And to have your stolen goods back as well. Or to say the same better, how would you like it if we did the work for you? We'd love the chance to get back the gold they stole from us. All we need is more leads on their location, then we can do the rest.
And if you're looking to defy the emperor's prohibitions on performing in Sparintenar,
that offer is still on the table"
[1d20+27 = 44]>>61463I'm'a try a sense motive on her statements about tolerating the Emperor
>>61466>>61470Yeah, I know, I neglected to respond but I'll do tomorrow
>>61466REEEEEEEEE don't tell her!
>>61480In my defense, it was half past midnight where I am.
>>61480Vril was never that great at GET-sniping.
>>61482I actually kind of miss vrill.
>>61483Me too...
He didn't deserve all the crap they gave him for being a "flagfag". It kind of makes me wish I'd said more to encourage him..
>>61484That started go come after me, but i told them to fuck off and so did everyone else.
I actually wish i would have defended him to.
>"I can kill her now, right?"
[1d20+25 = 37]
Sleight of Hand to conceal kunai.
>>61490Forgot to add the +2 modifier for wearing a cloak.
>>61493I was RP-ing her usual response. I didn't
actually intend to kill her.