This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>50520Can Fae read?
*Trots out of chamber*
*Stretches provocatively*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day"
>>50522I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
*Pats bull*
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
>>50519Tracy presses all of the buttons, after they leave the chamber.
>>50523She's a seminarian. Of course she can.
*Also exits chamber*
*Tries to close the door behind them*
>>50516*goes to Fae*
*Hugs big scaly kitty*
"Aww, are you okay?"
>>50525*Grabs paladin*
"Let's go to bed, Flashy.."
>>50523"Me glad you are okay tracy."
>>50526"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
>>50525>SeminarianSo is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.
>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
>>50529That's because Infernius really wants to Role Play as a Barbarian
>>50530That only cost one fourth level spell. We have more rooms to clear on this level
>>50531GM said this week was for shitposting.
We'll leave-off back where we started.
>>50532*carries or is carried by pony to shitposting land*
*drags Torc up from the bottom of the stairs*
Goodnight m8s
>>50533*Curls to sleep next to paladin*
>>50536*Wraps himself around pony in beautiful Penthouse suite*
*puts thez in pocket then lays down in my bed*
>>50524no u
>>50532That's just cuz if I don't put some sort of cap on progress, you lot will be halfway across the continent before I can tell you what didn't work. Xp
>>50513>snek has nu hatKek
>>50534>is draggedTorc then walks out of the newly opened door
"Welp, that place sucks"
>>50541*puts torc in another pocket*
>>50544Hey ive been meaning to ask you for awhile now,what are you politically?
>>50545Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
>>50546If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
>>50547is question is for all of you.
>>50547Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
>>50549That would seem fair. So to speak.
Tracy feeds and pets her birds, grooming them to look extra fluffy and good-looking.
>>50551>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
>>50552Baby birds sleep like 20 hours/day, but they still get up early for some reason.
>>50548Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.
I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either
>>50549>Libertarianism*Judges*
>>50556Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
Not knowing what to do with his sexless, ponyless morning, Trumpaladin... sleeps in, I guess? Then he goes in search of ponies to fill the void
>>50558Go heal the poor at the church for good boi points.
>>50559Are there ponies there? Does that impress them?
>>50560I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
>>50561Also, bless the Gatorade. They're probably out by now.
>>50562Oh fuck, that's a good point
>>50561*casts remove disease on a few surviving Fight Club members to reward the battle-whores' bravery*
Should probably take Felicia around on a few of these errands so she can be familiarized with the place
Really should give a terrific rally and speech to the whole town gathered at the Stadium soon...
>>50563Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
>>50565He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
>>50564Did you train all of the generals as warriors, or did you have a couple adepts or experts to administrate the church?
>>50566At least ask her about it first.
>>50548>>50547Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)>>50556>anarcho-anything can't workI actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
>>50567Hard to say how the follower system is being worked. I'd definitely like a couple adepts
>Ask her about itI'd love to have a long, long conversation with Felicia about what she wants to do with her new life. Like he did with Slovenia
>>50568Even townships need sherifs
I noticed that very few creatures get Astral projection as a spell-like ability.
>>50569And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.
But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
>>50570I can only see a handful, actually.
>>50551*squeezes-in training for mobility feat*
There were 3 Dread wraiths in that encounter, right?