This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51136Divine Grace is a saving throw bonus.
Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance.
Two totally different augments which do not conflict with one another.
>>51139>Cloak of Resistance is spell resistanceOh, my source said:
>Cloak of Resistance: These garments offer magic protection in the form of a +1 to +5 resistance bonus on all saving throws (Fortitude, Reflex, and Will).I guess I was looking at the wrong cloak.
Tracy heads off to the workshop to forge some undead-bane weapons, because her faggot likes acquiring things.
What's the best type of mundane weapon for an undead-bane? They're immune to critical hits, so threat range doesn't matter. Tracy's proficient in all simple and marital weapons, although I'd prefer something light so she can use weapon finesse and multiweapon fighting.
>>51141Now that I think of it, it's gotta be something with an edge, because Tracy.
Daggers are always great.
>>51141The shortsword has the highest damage die of the light weapons
>>51143Ah, yes.
Daggers may be more easily concealed for up-close Sneak Attacks, but Shortswords are the light-weapon of the martial PC.
>>51145You can throw a shortsword too
>>51146That's something to remember.
Tracy's claws are easily better against living targets, even if they're not so easily concealed (actually, I think animated objects should have a penalty on that); best for rending your enemy to pieces once stealth isn't an option.
Swordswords are seemingly the best weapon damage-wise, seeing as how they're martial weapons as well.
Daggers are great for Assassins and Rogues though, because they get a +4 benefit for Sleight Of Hand checks: if you want to stab someone while you're talking to them for an easy Sneak Attack, use a dagger.
>>51147Oh wait, that's a +2 bonus. Kunai get the +4 bonus.
>>51147I guess if what you're relying on to kill a person is the 10d6 of sneak attack damage, or a Death Attack, then the small size of the dagger doesn't matter
>>51148The weird oriental farming tool is much less sexy than a dagger
>>51141Maces n flails r best against corporeal undead. Incorporeals are pretty much any weapon, as long as they can hit.
>>51152>macesYeah, sounds better for skeleton who get that damage reduction.
>>51149>the small size of the dagger doesn't matterWell, it does if you don't want your enemy to see your weapons before you're ready for your lethal pincer-attack.
>tfw no fingers to use hand crossbow >>51156They'd be even better as maces of Disruption, but idk how much time the characters would spend preparing before the next plunge.
Actual image of the leader of the banshees, whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
>>51158>whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy wordYou think he could use Blasphemy?
>>51159Oh that will be the powers of the lichs yet to come. He is but a novice, capable of only the soulless banshee wail
>>51160>powers of the lichs yetBlasphemy is a Divine spell, so only a Clerical lich (a Rabbi?) would be able to cast it; probably a Death/Evil-Domain Cleric.
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent zero point energy
>>51154I wanna find some living enemies to rob and murder.
>>51162>>51163*looks up from mace she's working on*
*keks*
>>51165"Almost had an idea there, red guy?"
>>51165"Don't Roman salute her, she wishes harm upon the white race"
>>51169"Alright then, 'wants to harm very large numbers of innocent white individuals, even as she is indifferent to the race as a whole.'"
>>51167It just dawned on me that I've recolored as almost as many red cows as my mother has paintings of red cows... kek
>>51170Nah.
It's not really a factor of quantity or innocence.
I was going more for the psychopath archetype, you could compare my objective to what's described in the BoVD.
>indifferent to race as a whole"Fuck yaks."
>>51172"If a Somali pirate captures an American tanker, kills the crew, steaks the ship and cargo, and disrupts international trade in the process, do you really care what his perspective is on why he did it? I don't care what the motives are, the result is the same."
>>51174"I don't really care what a Somali is and that's missing the point. The point is the people victimized by highywaymen, robbers, and other high criminal's. They are who I care about"
>>51177Trumpaladin gives an untrusting glare, then moves for the door
"We're not done here. We'll never be done here. Always a keg of powder, waiting to explode."
He leaves
>>51173"Negros deserve the rope."
>>51177>>51178"Y tracy want white race to die"
>>51180"She doesn't want it to die, she just wants to do harm to it"
>>51180"I really don't know what he was talking about." she says, looking somewhat confused; seemingly trying to preoccupy herself as she pounds on a mace with her her special forging-shoes.
"Could you cast Heal on these?"
>>51158APPROVED>>51161APPROVED>>51173I trust I don't need to point out the logical fallacy there,....
>>51175So naturally, Trump would have no objection to a vigilante who murders those same highwaymen, robbers, and other high criminals?
>>51186"Hey thez can me ask a favor?"