This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>50780>A Harem of knivesShow some devotion to
one of them anon
>MasterworkI think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
>>50780Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.
Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
>>50781I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!
*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
>>50782You could always try slamming it into the glass to see if it works.
>>50782Says the guy who never tried hitting the temple with it,... cuz it would have worked
>>50786Yeah I thought about using it against that door
How do you create a +7 Enhancement bonus shatterspike anyway? Isn't it normal a +1 weapon?
>>50787Why didn't you? They were going to die.
>>50788It's a +3 longsword
>Why notAt first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
>>50788A "normal" shatterspike is a +1, +4 on sunder weapon/tool. This is a +4, +7 on sunder. Its uber cuz it helps fill out Thez' backstory and give personality and precedence with characters the party probably won't interact with.
>>50783Its also a death-trap,....
If we make glassteel tools oversized (like gargantuan), the hardening spell could reduce them in size, while granting them at lest +17 hardness.
>>50792>deathtrapWe'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
>>50794>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the TempleNot a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
>>50794Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795>long as what's inside doesn't escape en massWe'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
[1d20-8 = -12]*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*
>>50796>Just kill itEh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
>>50797>General's could use some xp tooI thought followers didn't earn XP?
>>50800I want to add some Druids or Sorcerers to Tracy's syndicate then.
>>50801GM would only let me give them Fighter levels though
>>50801>SyndicateJust don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
>>50802Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
>>50804You understand the difference
>>50803Nah, it won't be centered in Port Barry.
>>50802That's cuz they're not training in a way that makes sense for other classes.
>>50807I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
>>50809Patience, I've only just finished the table of contents on the D&D sex book
>>50808They have no experience
as a paladin or cleric. They've
seen a paladin and cleric, but without a player they can't into specialized classes.
>>50811Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they
are fighters for a holy cause
[1d20-8 = -2]
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
>>50812BTW, where was shining armor in the movie?
>>50813(not with stealth)
>>50811>Fighter isn't a specialized classIs there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
>>50814I don't recall seeing Shining Armor anywhere
>>50815>In every way superior to warriorsThey are in every way but one identical to warriors. That one way is the set of feats, which makes a difference, but isn't giant
>>50816>set of featsMakes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
>>50817Not having skills or magic makes a big difference
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>>50818Hence, the new feat at every level.
Oy vey! Buy the complete martial SRD,
goyim! >>50823I outta go to bed as well pretty soon...
>>50823>>50825I finally
almost got my Bar application done... But I need to get a haircut tomorrow morning and make up for lost sleep
>>50825Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
>>50829Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..