This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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I need to read more, cause I just realized I get to add +4 ability points to Torc
>>50988Conscious of her unborn child, Tracy descends on the horsedong (engorged by her oppressive grip),
carefully.
>>50989We get 4 ability points?
>>50990You've already applied three of those four, and torcuil hasn't, but yes
>>50991>Cleric>not a mageYou could use a Miracle, if you were
really desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
>>50987That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
>>50994STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
>>50992Uh, gotta think which one I use the most
>>50993>acute angel >>50995*bits nipples gently*
>>50994You're right it wouldn't be worth it.
>>50998Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already
Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
*smiles embarrassed*
>>51000*continues pumping up and down*
*caresses cheek*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
*pumping continues*
>>51002"I - I am?"
So
this is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
Hey, you could probably permanently turn a hoo-man into a pony with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
>>51003"Would you like to be
my mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
>>51005>>51006Hey, you captured my responce perfectly
>>51005You'd even get to keep your intelligence score...
[1d20 = 3]>>51008"I am the one who mounts!"
grapple check (to switch positions)
"You can ride me sometimes though"
>>51011Ha, you fucked up
>>51010Maybe a unicorn so he can at least hold and move stuff?
>>51013Better as a pegasus.
Actually, it'd be easier to turn a creature into a pony before turning it into a unicorn, because it'd then get the +5 modifier towards permanency, being as how they're both ponies.
>>51008failing to move himself over her, Trumpaladin think he should lash out with his wings, enveloping her in a wall of orange feathers, and grabbing her with them. Then, with all the power of his hind legs and his rear legs, he would buck and flap to thrust deep in to her. Then, she would know his power and her place. But as his wings wrap around her shoulders, Trumpaladin remembers a line in a nature documentary many years before. Something about a Zebra's penis being able to give a female an abortion. He lays his wings and legs down and submits to the silver haired pregnant woman, as he contemplates the power that lies between his legs
[1d20+4 = 8]>>51018>all this while he's lying on his backlol that's a 10 DC ride check to stay in control, max
>>51019Uh... That's what he doesn't do
>>51021She falls anyways?
>>51023She's a bit clumsy in this body
She stabilizes herself by holding onto his dong.
>>51025It's solid as a rock, that is for sure. But it's slippery
>>51026You should see some of the things you type,
pickle rick [2d20 = 22]>>51017While I try to consider what benefits I would get from making Torc a pegasus, both him and Mr. Snek try to find a wand machine
>>51027Tracy grips tightly; a little too tightly (she's not used to having fingers).
>>51030>making Torc a pegasusOh, I thought you meant Trumpaladin.
Torc would be a unicorn, because unicorns have beards.
[3d20 = 39]
>>51024
*sad pony body language*
*Surprise kiss attack*
>>51031That would have set him off, if he hadn't been set off earlier. She maintains her grip
>>51032>Unicorns have beardsKek, he is like sunburst
>>51029I was inquiring about the abortion via dick part. M-morty
>>51030Of course Torc
4 can't find shit but Snek
18+9 thinks he may have found something
>>51032If Torc could do levitation with his horn as a unicorn I would have no objections.
But what will Death think...