This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>50730"Yeah I guess your right."
Torc trys again, this time booping with his finger rather than staff.
>>50731Hurrah for my unorthodox thinking >>50695The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdfIt kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
>>50717>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spellHe could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
>>50733Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>LeadershipIt is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse? >>50735Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
>>50735Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu.. >>50736Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738>delighted Thez noises >Back after "I don't feel comfortable posting on this website anymore
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
>>50714Death, the way you describe her, unironically sounds like a really cute girl.
>>50735Also:
"Heyheyheyheyhey..! Watch the uterus!"
[pony not-used-to-being-hugged noises]
>>50740*humps leg*
>>50740Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
>>50740Really, your starting this again?
>>50742Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
>>50739Nah I get what you're going for, I just think the outlines are too thin for that pic to be colored.
>>50746>mutual feeling intensifies >>50747*Doesn't say anything, but hugs back*
>>50748Super fuck you
>>50739>>50735The original pic had black outlines and wasn't in show-style, so it'd be better to keep it black.
>>50749"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
>>50752*picks up pony and puts her on his lap... staring down the NEET and the mutt [dwelf]*
>>50754>concerned face*licks cheek once*
"..Are you angry, Flashy..?"
>>50754"Looks like someone took a trip to Khewra"
>>50756"Not like you know the way"
>>50757[concerned pony noises]
".. I'm sorry about that..." she says with a bit of a frown
*makes self comfy on lap*
"Is there anything I can do to make you feel any better?"
>>50758>bongo music plays in background >>50759"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
>>50758>>50759>spitting noises"Anyway, what the hell is wrong with you Trumpadalin"
>>50760".. That, I can try.."
*rolls over for belly-rubs*
[4d20 = 59]>>50762FULL ROUND ATTACK!
*wubs*
>>50761"I should ask you the same, always so sour"
>>50765>bagpipes play>>50763Has Torc come off as sour?"Eh, suit yourself"
Torc wanders towards the kitchen looking for food
>>50765Speaking of de wey, I wanna' make a glassteel hooked hammer before they crawl again.
>>50768Reunion drama
>>50764I think it means full of negative emotions
>>50765"We must pray for this one"
>>50766*cuddles pony*
>>50769"Why you run away?"
>>50772I mostly want it to dig through the walls.
>>50771"I'm hungry!"
>>50772Not everyone has a sentient weapon they never talk too
>>50775With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
>>50777I love Vanderiem!
>>50778Wouldn't it need to be harder than the walls though?
>>50777>sentient weapon they never talk tooThis!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
>>50779>wouldn't it have to be harderUh, depends.
Hammer? Yes
Drill or of the likes? No, they cut diamons with diamonds in this way.
>>50779M8 I can't remember the last time he was mentioned