This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51542*Tracy grabs her new maces and walks right into the temple*
Let's go then.
*Rides in atop gilded lion gloriously*
>>51545If Thez can put gems on a goat statue and you can put gems on a mace then Trumpaladin can electroplate gold foil to his Fae
>>51543"Whoa there, that's not what I mean at all," she says, chewing on Barry's face
again?. "Take this example, when - other than the Terrasque fight - has the party had any established formations? When is anyone buffing one another?"
>>51546Sounds itchy..
>>51547>When is anyone buffing one anotherWE could make progress on this.
I keep meaning to bring it up, but I don't want to sound rude..
>>51547"It's hard to get that kind of cooperation together on all of us"
>>51550"Infernius just flat out hasn't been here for much of this, Torcuil is often split up handling a different threat - with good reason- and I
do ask you"
>>51551"I don't have very many buffs.."
>>51551Mr. Snek slithers in with a note tied to his tail, which he gives to Trumpaladin.
It reads "Hello guy, my faggot wanted me to pass on a message:
I personally think the reason you guys are never acting as a team is cause you guys never interact with eachother. You guys really on metaknowledge. The most recent example I can think of has to do with wands. Tracy, you wanted a certain wand, but instead of talking to Torcuil you had your faggot relay Meta Knowledge. And don't get me started on characters never catching each other up cause meta.
All-in-all, metafagging is fine in some cases but we're using it too much."
Snek then waves with his tail and slithers away.
Tracy stares at the gigantic temple, wondering to herself how easily she could liquidate its resources.
"You think they'd already paid off their loan for that thing?" she wonders out loud, to nobody in particular
[1d20 = 13]
Rolling to rape small horse
>>51561Which one is the small horse?
"Careful now."
Are we going to crawl today?
Tracy peers into the temple, brandishing her new maces.
>>51565I was rather hoping we might run, but if you insist on crawling, we can do that.
[1d20 = 14]>>51563Traditionally it has has referred to Tracy, although it may be time to find an easier target
Re-rolling
>>51566She is faster on all fours..
Should we wait until everyone is confirmed here?
>>51567>easier target*bursts out laughing*
>>51567If you're thinking to try that on Thez, remember that she has a get out of >rape free card
>>51567I will rape and tgen murder all of your horses if you tr that on thez
>>51569I was thinking more like Felicia. Someone who does not have a high grapple bonus or escape artist bonus or dimension door
>>51571Leave the poor mare alone, anon.
>>51571You realize Trump has a
vastly higher modifier for seduction than he does for >rape?
>>51573You're better than that, Anon. There's no virtue in picking on the helpless.
Don't make me geek-out and list all of the ways it qualifies under "Suggested Ebil Acts" I read about in the BoVD, the Complete Divine, or any of the other SRDs, because I've been studying ebil deeds like an autist. [1d20+31 = 50]>>51574Oh yeah
Rolling on nearest target of opportunity
>>51575I want to own this ebil alignment gig better..
>>51576>>51577IS SEDUCED. I think only Fae and Tracy are nearby though
>>51580Fae sounds like the type to save herself for marriage.
>>51581Indeed she does. I wonder if the 40 in
>>51576 would break her
>>51582Your math is off. That's a 50. If a female deity had been present, it would be seduced.
>>51584KEK. I think we know how to deal with the Golden Lady now
So who gets the 50, Fae or Tracy?
>>51585SO MUCH KEK
I put a lot of ranks into Diplomacy too.. I gotta find a way to increase her Char in the future as well as well..
>>51587It could technically be Fae, Slovenia, or Felicia desu. The party is "out" of the dungeon, excepting technically Tracy who's at the entrance. Trump could be making rounds at any part. If we're getting technical, and this were a visual-novel format, Trump could choose between the artist, the lumberjane, the librarian, or of course the yandere.
>>51590I mean, if you don't want to claim that Tracy heroically placed herself between Fae and Trumpaladin to take the full brunt of Trumpaladin's charm (which she absolutely would have had the opportunity to do) then that's okay
>>51594
Tracy started with 13 strength, same as Trumpaladin