This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51186What check would I need to roll for Torc to understand the wand machine?
>>51185"Thanks, big guy."
*tempers heads in acid*
*pulls out two badass metal skullz, cast from the skull of a jibbernigger*
*inserts gems into eye-sockets*
"This'll show those spooky bois what pain feels like.
It's frustrating sometimes, because they don't bleed or writhe, but they're worth the effort to dispose of."
>>51188Push all of the buttons and see what happens.
>>51187"A faaaaavor? You already have my favor,...." she giggles playfully.
>>51188You could try examining it
>>51186You hear about Necromancer liches all of the time, but Cleric liches are underrated. Their ability to bolster and command undead gives them great potential as villians commanding undead armies. Being able to unhallow their territory also makes them a pain to destroy.
>>51192"Me glad me do ,but can you help me inspire some more towns people to fight?"
Is the a ghetto in town gm?
>>51194>ghetto in townI've been meaning to look into this too.
Are there any slums in Port Barry that Tracy could hang out around?
>>51197Tell Tracy when you're done.
I wanna make a wand of True Strike.
>>51197You could have just looked at it, I'd have told you without the dice roll,....
The machine is a rectangular cube, with a door on the left, the top, and the side. The left door has several trays and shelves, and has "Input" written over them. The top door is a retention area, where it appears a wand would be situated when performing the charging spells, with non-conductive material to retain the piece. The right door folds forward, and shows a computer display, with various indicators and menus. Luckily, its pretty straight forward. The prompt has three options: Craft Wand, Charge Wand, and Destroy Wand.
>>51194"Hmmmm. The brothel
used to be the seedy area, but I don't know what else. I haven't really looked up and down the docks tho, I imagine there might be some seedy areas adjacent or nearby."
>>51200Oh, you would of?
Torc trys pressing "Craft wand"
>>51202"What's a knee-grow?"
>>51201A menu appears, prompting Torcuil to select the desired wand. (you can just say he selects one of them, I still have the convo)
>>51193And yes, this. A clerical lich had never occurred to me, but it makes perfect sense.
>>51203"It look like human with black/brown skin and it commit alot of crime."
>>51195>>51194"It's not good enough for Tracy to be created by a Nigger. No, she wants to
be the Nigger"
>>51206>>51202"Ask your Ghestapo. Aren't they supposed to be a criminal law enforcement?"
>>51208"Thez been here longer than my Gestapo been alive."
>>51209"Didn't you hear her several months ago? She hasn't taken that much interest in the town, besides occasionally visiting a few areas"
>>51206"You mean like a drow?"
>>51209"Yeah, that's not true at all. See, when I was last here was something like 300 years ago (by this world's accounting of time). I've only spent maybe a year combined in this world. Since dying from my world of origin, most of my time has been spent in the outer planes."
>>51210"Uh me forgot."
"Thez go gather a crowd for me please, me need to ask gestapo about negros"
>>51211>>51212"Sort of like a drow but not a elf."
>>51211"The Drow? Where are they? Fuck those guys. Tell me where they are so I can go kill them"
>>51213"This is a fantasy game.
All humans are Europeans, and most of those are Northern Europe"
>>51205The menu disappears, and the prompt changes to:
inb4 jokesPlease insert 3'-4' hardwood, 7 crystals, 3gp
>>51212"Gather a crowd? Oh-KAY!!!" <whooof>
>>51214"Yea but me need fromtline soldiers that can take damage for my men and negros would be perfect for that."
>>51212"Do you not know where your own followers are?"
>>51217"Buffalo Soldiers? Front-lines builds character! I like it. They aren't your followers so don't expect any loyalty out of them though"
>>51214Not true at all. I have entire areas that have darkies, and not just,... well,... darkie and co.
"Hey."
Offense intended.
"Prick."
>>51219"Me will discipline them and then reward them for good behavior with watermelon kool aid and fried chicken."
>>51220Why you make progressive game world?
To Darkie
"Uh... I mean the other drow"
>>51221"That might work. It will keep them employed"
>>51215Okay then. Torc heads toward the towers vault to get the crystals and gold.
If only Norfilly could bring sticks in for Torc to use >>51224"Me miss filly"
>>51223"Negros are easy to train."
>>51223"Want to come with me maybe you can get some to supplement your ranks."
>>51225"They are your fellow humans. Don't be too harsh on them"
>>51204I brought it up because I was just yesterday looking at a thread on /tg/ made by some faggot complaining about liches being too cliche.
Liches do come in all flavors. A Clerical, Death-Domain lich is easily a BBEG tier villain who truly wrships Death; buffing thousands of undead minions at once, and summoning powerful extra-planar spooks like Nightwalkers and Lavawights with Planar Ally spells.
I saw an idea about an eco-terrorist Druid lich, with a bunch of dinosaur skeletons, and Ranger liches who were effectively Ring-Wraiths with only humanoids as their preferred enemies. Even Paladin (or former paladins) make for great liches, while Bards-liches are the epitome of Death Metal.
I like templates. >>51227>your fellow humansInfernius is a bull though, and a Heck at that.
>>51228Trump has his way of seeing things, and that's how he presents it
>>51204A cleric is a wisdom based spell caster, whereas a lich is charisma based... so only a Sorcerer (or bard I guess, maybe a charisma minded paladin/black guard) is going to be truly built for being a lich when they come into it. It sure beats dying I guess
>>51232"They are your citizens too. They probably look up to you"
>>51229It could be a Paladin of Tyranny or a Paladin of Slaughter too. Or a Fallen Paladin, like the Lich King Arthas.
>>51234"Want to see if you can recruit some?"
>>51223Seriously? You're gonna give me heat because I included negros in the list of potential obstacles, adversaries, and potential resources?
>>51225>>51224Filly is still around if not ITT, as I'm sure has been noticed.
>>51228>pic 2FUKKIN' KEK
Yes. Its cuz the idea of a lich (crazy magic, intricate rituals and symbols n shit) naturally is associable with wizards. However, while contemplating facets of the Game backstory/ground, I had considered alternate liches, specifically Druid and Monk.
>>51233You forget that not all characters are trying to break the game