This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51087Oh right, Infernius is a hoers too. Carry on.
>>51083If you do that, you fall.
Okay, so as per the wording of a wish, say the spell works like Polymorph Any Object, only the subject transmuted also gains the functional abilities of its new form?
>>51092*jumps off of woman and onto the floor, looking satisfied*
"You should probably get out of here before my girlfriend comes back, but it's been nice knowing you"
"Thez, you should-"
*looks over to Thez*
"Nevermind"
>>51093*knife lands right next to head, taking a lock of hair with it*
*long, green-eyed stare*
>>51096"Uh, you can stay longer if you like"
*smiles*
Mubbles, "why are they always crazy?" >>51101"Uh brad..... that tracy"
>>51097>Word it very carefullyYeah, it'll tke a bit of planning to dream-up a good ponification spell.
>>51109>the virgins sorcerer and paladinHas lesser waifus
The chad cleric
Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
>>51112*Death's waifu is the NEET
FTFY
>>51110>Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments*sad paladin noises*
>>51111>Has never died and is often unscathedHe exploded not too long ago.
Nice digits though.
>>51112Eant to bare knuckle box over it?
Night goyim
>>51111>has never diedOnly cause you deleted the post where I rolled a 20 to shoot Trump, then killed Torc anyway>>51112Also, wouldn't Death technically be a god?
>>51115Night
*Trumpaladin goes and lays in a corner, curls up in a ball, and thinks his life over, crying subtly*
>>51116A crit from that gun wouldn't kill him. It does harm, sure, but far from draining all his HP
>>51118Snek grappled Trumpaladin, not Fae
>>51120Torc didn't really get a chance to specify what went on though.
Snek would've gotten an attack of opportunity when Fae entered that square.
>>51119>implying a 20 wouldn't allow a headshot>virgin paladin needs 2 sets of armor to feel safe>chad sorcerer know the best defense is a goo offenseIn the meantime, I'm calling it a night. See you faggots tomorrow night
>>51121He did specify because I asked him. the posts are
>>33547 →>>33548 →>>33550 →He clearly sent snek to grapple Trumpaladin
>snek had attack of opportunitySo? He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
>>51122Rolling a twenty gives double damage. Not instakill
unless you have a sword of sharpness, which occasionally can do that >>51123The high saving throw is kick ass, but it's actually not haxx at all. That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin
>>51122Chan Paladin is armor proficient, and is perfectly capable of offense
>>51124>He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacksHe could grapple her.
And if he'd grappled Trumpaladin, Trumpaladin could've died very quickly afterwards.
>>51125>That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladinSupernatural affects that increase saving throws do not stack under normal SRD rules.
>>51126>Could grapple herIf he had sent snek after her, yeah, he may have. But that is not what he chose
>could have diedA constrictor snake doesn't deal enough damage to kill a full health level 16 paladin in one round
>>51127In general, bonuses of different kind stack
>>51128>bonuses of different kind stackNah, they just overlap. It's in the Magick Overview.
>>51129Maybe if there were a second supernatural bonus. But there isn't. It's 10 base 1 luck 1 ability 4 resistance and 5 from divine grace. All entirely different types and only one supernatural
>>51129Under Combining Magical Effects.
>Spells that provide bonuses or penalties on attack rolls, damage rolls, saving throws, and other attributes usually do not stack with themselves. More generally, two bonuses of the same type don’t stack even if they come from different spells (or from effects other than spells; see Bonus Types, above).>Usually, a bonus has a type that indicates how the spell grants the bonus. The important aspect of bonus types is that two bonuses of the same type don’t generally stack. With the exception of dodge bonuses, most circumstance bonuses, and racial bonuses, only the better bonus works (see Combining Magical Effects, below). The same principle applies to penalties—a character taking two or more penalties of the same type applies only the worst one. >>51131Trumpaladin isn't using any spells for his saving throws, so all of that is irrelevant. I don't see why you're so hard at understanding
>>51131>or from effects other than spellsBy this, it refers to Items or Supernatural Abilities.
>>51131>A bonus that isn’t named stacks with any bonus>a paladin gains a bonus equal to her Charisma bonus (if any) on all saving throwsCheckmate, the paladin bonus is unamed
>>51133Look, if the divine grace bonus were a Resistance bonus, then sure, it wouldn't stack with a cloak. But it isn't a resistance bonus, it's an unnamed bonus. So there's no more conflict between divine grace and a cloak or a cloak and the ability score bonus
>>51123Why are you being such a dick tonight? The only reason I got in the contest with Torcuil is because
he started it and it doesn't concern you. So why are you being an asshole to me and reading the rules wrong when I did nothing to you?
>>51133It's really not that big of an issue though. We all do shit that doesn't work under normal rules.
It seems as though the makers of the game were pretty keen on making sure shit didn't stack, not because they thought buffing saves would break the game (not an issue, just throw-out bigger monsters), but mainly because stacking negative penalties with magick could produce attacks so potent they'd 1-shot any creature.
>>51134>unnamed bonusinteresting point.
>>51135No hard feelings.
>reading the rules wrongThat's just how I've come to interpret them. I'm trying to get a better understanding of this as well.
Either way, you're allowed to do it anyway.
I'm going to bed too now.