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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
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No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1388 replies and 159 files omitted.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.51088
>>51087
Oh right, Infernius is a hoers too. Carry on.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51089
51090 51095
>>51083
If you do that, you fall.
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51090
51092
>>51089
*spreads his wings wide, and cums inside of silver haired woman gloriously*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51091
51097
Okay, so as per the wording of a wish, say the spell works like Polymorph Any Object, only the subject transmuted also gains the functional abilities of its new form?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51092
51093
>>51090
[happy hoo-man noises]
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51093
51094 51095 51096 51097
>>51092
*jumps off of woman and onto the floor, looking satisfied*
"You should probably get out of here before my girlfriend comes back, but it's been nice knowing you"

"Thez, you should-"
*looks over to Thez*
"Nevermind"
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51094
>>51093
*blows kiss*
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51095
51098 51104
>>51086
GAAAAAAYYYY
>>51089
The Virgin Padalin
>has to follow some god for power
>gets shitty spells
>lawful good
>can't fuk the kinky evil bitches
The CHAD Sorcerer
>born with magical power
>gets fireballs and the ability to alter reality
>Chaotic Good
>is literally dating death
>>51093
Oh this won't end well
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51096
51101
>>51093
*knife lands right next to head, taking a lock of hair with it*
*long, green-eyed stare*
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.51097
51099 51100 51106
>>51091
Word it very carefully
>>51093
Thez is occupied
and GM goes to bed, night all
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51098
>>51095
>inb4 B&
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51099
>>51097
Night thez and gm
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51100
>>51097
Night
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51101
51102 51103
>>51096
"Uh, you can stay longer if you like"
*smiles*
Mubbles, "why are they always crazy?"
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51102
51105
>>51101
[staring intensifies]
>'Flashy...'
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51103
51105
>>51101
"Uh brad..... that tracy"
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51104
51109
>>51095
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Can only use a tiny, tiny portion of his total spell list that he has "memorized"
>Fails saving throws against even minor threats
>No HP and can't even wear armor, so is killed any time the enemy gets close
>No melee combat skills

The CHAD Paladin
>Is a competent fighter so he doesn't need spells, but he gets them anyways
>Has a divine grace saving throw so high he's pretty much entirely immune to the supernatural, and is literally immune to all disease
>Has kick ass sword, kickass melee bonus, and kickass mount
>Can actually wear armor, and has a reasonable HP, so he can withstand hits
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51105
51108
>>51103
"Uh... Oh"

>>51102
>"Yes Tracy?"
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51106
51107
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>>51097
>Word it very carefully
Yeah, it'll tke a bit of planning to dream-up a good ponification spell.
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51107
>>51106
>dream-up
*type-up
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51108
51111
>>51105
*reverts to pony form*
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51109
51110 51111
>>51104
The Virgin Paladin
>steps sightly out of line and loses powers
>couldn't touch a demigod
The CHAD Sorcerer
>could blow up an orphanage and keep powers

>killed a demigod with one spell

Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51110
51111 51112 51113
>>51109
>the virgins sorcerer and paladin
Has lesser waifus
The chad cleric
Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51111
51114 51116
>>51108
*nervous smile*
"Hi Tracy"

>>51109
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Was killed by a Paladin's Mount even while the Paladin himself was incapacitated
>Was killed by a CR 5 mummy
>Greatest claim to fame was to kill an equally weak unarmored NEET with a low ass saving throw
>Is a mediocre memer

The CHAD Paladin
>Kills hordes of lichs and dread wraiths and mummies and cuts the arms off a Demon Lord
>Has never died and is often unscathed
>Has a kick ass deity who is cool with everything
>Doesn't need to meme for his spells, but does it anyways and is great at it

>>51110
Chad paladin has waifus

>convinced waifu to switch alignment
Fuck, you got me there
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51112
51113 51115 51116
>>51110
>Chad Sorcerer
Waifu is Death
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51113
>>51112
*Death's waifu is the NEET
FTFY

>>51110
>Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51114
>>51111
>Has never died and is often unscathed
He exploded not too long ago.
Nice digits though.
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51115
51116
>>51112
Eant to bare knuckle box over it?
Night goyim
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51116
51118 51119
>>51111
>has never died
Only cause you deleted the post where I rolled a 20 to shoot Trump, then killed Torc anyway
>>51112
Also, wouldn't Death technically be a god?
>>51115
Night
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51117
*Trumpaladin goes and lays in a corner, curls up in a ball, and thinks his life over, crying subtly*
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51118
51120
>>51116
He deleted the post where Snek grappled Fae too.
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51119
51122
>>51116
A crit from that gun wouldn't kill him. It does harm, sure, but far from draining all his HP
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51120
51121
>>51118
Snek grappled Trumpaladin, not Fae
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51121
51124
>>51120
Torc didn't really get a chance to specify what went on though.
Snek would've gotten an attack of opportunity when Fae entered that square.
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51122
51123 51124 51125
>>51119
>implying a 20 wouldn't allow a headshot

>virgin paladin needs 2 sets of armor to feel safe
>chad sorcerer know the best defense is a goo offense

In the meantime, I'm calling it a night. See you faggots tomorrow night
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51123
51125 51135
>>51122
>2 sets of armor to feel safe
Not to mention he stacks it with those +5 bracers somehow
And he wears a Cloak of Resistance, even though Divine Grace give him more.
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51124
51126
>>51121
He did specify because I asked him. the posts are >>33547 →
>>33548 →
>>33550 →
He clearly sent snek to grapple Trumpaladin
>snek had attack of opportunity
So? He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks

>>51122
Rolling a twenty gives double damage. Not instakill unless you have a sword of sharpness, which occasionally can do that
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51125
51127
>>51123
The high saving throw is kick ass, but it's actually not haxx at all. That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin

>>51122
Chan Paladin is armor proficient, and is perfectly capable of offense
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51126
51128
>>51124
>He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
He could grapple her.
And if he'd grappled Trumpaladin, Trumpaladin could've died very quickly afterwards.
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51127
51128
>>51125
>That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin
Supernatural affects that increase saving throws do not stack under normal SRD rules.
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51128
51129
>>51126
>Could grapple her
If he had sent snek after her, yeah, he may have. But that is not what he chose
>could have died
A constrictor snake doesn't deal enough damage to kill a full health level 16 paladin in one round

>>51127
In general, bonuses of different kind stack
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51129
51130 51131
>>51128
>bonuses of different kind stack
Nah, they just overlap. It's in the Magick Overview.
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51130
>>51129
Maybe if there were a second supernatural bonus. But there isn't. It's 10 base 1 luck 1 ability 4 resistance and 5 from divine grace. All entirely different types and only one supernatural
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51131
51132 51133 51134
>>51129
Under Combining Magical Effects.
>Spells that provide bonuses or penalties on attack rolls, damage rolls, saving throws, and other attributes usually do not stack with themselves. More generally, two bonuses of the same type don’t stack even if they come from different spells (or from effects other than spells; see Bonus Types, above).
>Usually, a bonus has a type that indicates how the spell grants the bonus. The important aspect of bonus types is that two bonuses of the same type don’t generally stack. With the exception of dodge bonuses, most circumstance bonuses, and racial bonuses, only the better bonus works (see Combining Magical Effects, below). The same principle applies to penalties—a character taking two or more penalties of the same type applies only the worst one.
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51132
>>51131
Trumpaladin isn't using any spells for his saving throws, so all of that is irrelevant. I don't see why you're so hard at understanding
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51133
51134 51136
>>51131
>or from effects other than spells
By this, it refers to Items or Supernatural Abilities.

Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51134
51136
>>51131
>A bonus that isn’t named stacks with any bonus
>a paladin gains a bonus equal to her Charisma bonus (if any) on all saving throws
Checkmate, the paladin bonus is unamed

>>51133
Look, if the divine grace bonus were a Resistance bonus, then sure, it wouldn't stack with a cloak. But it isn't a resistance bonus, it's an unnamed bonus. So there's no more conflict between divine grace and a cloak or a cloak and the ability score bonus
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51135
51136
>>51123
Why are you being such a dick tonight? The only reason I got in the contest with Torcuil is because he started it and it doesn't concern you. So why are you being an asshole to me and reading the rules wrong when I did nothing to you?
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51136
51138 51139
>>51133
It's really not that big of an issue though. We all do shit that doesn't work under normal rules.
It seems as though the makers of the game were pretty keen on making sure shit didn't stack, not because they thought buffing saves would break the game (not an issue, just throw-out bigger monsters), but mainly because stacking negative penalties with magick could produce attacks so potent they'd 1-shot any creature.
>>51134
>unnamed bonus
interesting point.
>>51135
No hard feelings.
>reading the rules wrong
That's just how I've come to interpret them. I'm trying to get a better understanding of this as well.
Either way, you're allowed to do it anyway.
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51137
I'm going to bed too now.