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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
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No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1388 replies and 155 files omitted.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.51038
51039 51041 51042
>>51033
Considering the current configuration, that surprise kiss attack would be directed at horsepussy, which is also why grappling horsepussy failed.
>>51036
>Hooman. This one.
Snek indicates to Torcuil a machine. Its says "Wands" on it.
>>51037
This
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51039
51042 51043
>>51038
>Its says "Wands" on it
Useful.
YxBc0
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No.51040
51044 51047
>>51035
I definitely heard that. I have no idea if a My Little Pony stallion with a human could do that, even one as well endowed as Trumpaladin. But Trumpaladin willfully misinterprets reality in ways that favor his idea of his own sexual prowess. So he thinks he could abort a female
\r
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51041
51048
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>>51038
*gives the old lickeroo*
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51042
>>51039
Yeah, but I'm still not sure if it makes wands
>>51038
Torc pats Mrs. Snek on the head
"Thanks lad, now shall we see if we can get this thing working?"
Do I roll knowledge engineering to understand how it works, or would it be spellcraft? Craft?
>>51037
Fair point my friend
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51043
51045
>>51039
*Jumps up (front half, not rear) and licks weird silver haired woman*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51044
51045 51050
>>51040
[giggles]
*turns around and bends over*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51045
>>51044
>>51043

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51046
51056
>>51036
>>51028
I need confirmation on this.
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51047
51048 51049 51050
>>51040
Ive never heard that before. Thats the strangeat thing ive heard an animal do, and it doesnt seem very practical from an evolutionary stand point.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.51048
51052
>>51041
She sinks further onto his face.
>nommed pony noises
>>51047
Well, if the female is with another male's child, it makes perfect sense from a competitive-evolutionary standpoint
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51049
51053 51059
>>51047
>strangest
*cough* duck dick *cough*

Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51050
51052
>>51047
It's extremely practical. A mare that is pregnant with someone else's child is a mare that cannot become pregnant with your child, at least any time soon. So it makes sense that if that pregnant mare's foal is aborted, that the zebra could then impregnate the mare whereas he could not otherwise. Remember that lions will kill the children of other males to make the females go back into heat, so there are other species that do similar things

>>51044
*mounts human*
That's kind of a weird thing to type, but he stretches out his wings and sets his hooves on her slim shoulders, and mounts her
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51051
51054
*horsey happily humps human*
Actually, she's probably a little larger than she normally is, so she's probably no more likely to be hurt than she normally is... although there's probably a pretty good chance of her being hurt under normal sexual circumstances as well
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51052
>>51050
>>51048
Fair points, i cede.
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51053
51055 51059
>>51049
>turtle penises are the entire length of their bodies
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51054
51059 51060
>>51051
Tracy could take it. Her vag is trained well enough.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51055
51057 51059
>>51053
>possums have forked penises
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51056
51059
>>51046
Seriously though, would a creature under the affect of that spell be an effective unicorn?
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51057
51058
>>51055
>felines have barbed penors
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51058
51059 51061
>>51057
>dolphins ejaculate so hard it would kill a hoo-man
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51059
51062 51064 51068
>>51058
>>51054
>Tracy is such a slut that her vagina is substantially larger than normal
True, that's why I never thought it would be an issue

>>51055
>>51053
>>51049
But those are not as sexy as horses

>>51056
It shouldn't. Polymorph doesn't let you take the new form's supernatural or spell like abilities
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51060
>>51054
*continues humping less adorable weird woman*

*nibbles ear*
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51061
51063
>>51058
>gorillas have the smallest dicks out of any primate
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51062
51068 51070
>>51059
Yeah, although Animal Shapes shouldn't turn you into a Pegasus, let alone one able to speak.
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51063
51065 51066 51067
>>51061
>echidnas have a 4 headed penis
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51064
51069 51070
>>51059
>larger
*More muscular
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51065
>>51063
Nature is fun.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.51066
51068
>>51063
Four heads are better than one
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51067
51068
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>>51063

Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51068
51070 51074
>>51059
>>51062
Welp, Wish it is then
>>51066
Kek
>>51067
Damn it
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51069
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>>51064

Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51070
51071 51072 51073 51074
>>51062
And Infernius shouldn't be able to cast spells of that level because his wisdom score is not high enough to access even half of his spell list. And he should only be able to cast the spell once a day, not on all five of us. We're bullshitting a lot here for roleplay

>>51064
She gets that from being an earth pony

>>51068
But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51071
51073 51079
>>51070
Wisdom/=/intelligence
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.51072
51079
>>51070
Animal Shapes - 1 willing person per caster level
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51073
51075 51077 51078
>>51070
>But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
Why do anything?
>>51071
What is Infernius' wisdom?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51074
51079 51080
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>>51068
>Wish it is then
This should work.
I've been reading into it for this purpose.
Wish can do literally anything.
>>51070
>why
Ponies are the superior race.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.51075
51076 51078 51082
>>51073
My notes say 13
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51076
51078
>>51075
That makes sense
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51077
51079
>>51073
>Why do anything?
This.
It's all for fun and games.
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51078
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>>51076
>>51075
>>51073
Im not sure but i think thats right.
>tfw no .txt
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51079
51081
>>51071
I didn't imply that it did

>>51074
But that's a whole Wish

>>51077
*continues humping*

>>51072
Well that makes it more useful
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51080
>>51074
Adolf hoofler comfirms.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.51081
51083
>>51079
>that's a whole Wish
Bah, just 5000 XP to turn into whatever you want to be.
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51082
51084
>>51075
Spins thez upside down
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.51083
51085 51086 51089
>>51081
But then Trumpaladin is going to have to try to fuck him...
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.51084
51087
>>51082
IDK what you're getting at with that. She's currently straddling his face.
Anonymous
t6+XU
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No.51085
>>51083
Thats pretty gay, Trumpaladin fucking a stallion
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51086
51095
>>51083
Stallion on stallion aktion
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.51087
51088
>>51084
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