This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51033Considering the current configuration, that surprise kiss attack would be directed at horsepussy, which is also why grappling horsepussy failed.
>>51036>Hooman. This one.Snek indicates to Torcuil a machine. Its says "Wands" on it.
>>51037This
>>51035I definitely heard that. I have no idea if a My Little Pony stallion with a human could do that, even one as well endowed as Trumpaladin. But Trumpaladin willfully misinterprets reality in ways that favor his idea of his own sexual prowess. So he thinks he could abort a female
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>>51039Yeah, but I'm still not sure if it makes wands
>>51038Torc pats Mrs. Snek on the head
"Thanks lad, now shall we see if we can get this thing working?"
Do I roll knowledge engineering to understand how it works, or would it be spellcraft? Craft?
>>51037Fair point my friend
>>51039*Jumps up (front half, not rear) and licks weird silver haired woman*
>>51040[giggles]
*turns around and bends over*
>>51036>>51028I need confirmation on this.
>>51040Ive never heard that before. Thats the strangeat thing ive heard an animal do, and it doesnt seem very practical from an evolutionary stand point.
>>51041She sinks further onto his face.
>nommed pony noises>>51047Well, if the female is with another male's child, it makes
perfect sense from a competitive-evolutionary standpoint
>>51047It's extremely practical. A mare that is pregnant with someone else's child is a mare that cannot become pregnant with your child, at least any time soon. So it makes sense that if that pregnant mare's foal is aborted, that the zebra could then impregnate the mare whereas he could not otherwise. Remember that lions will kill the children of other males to make the females go back into heat, so there are other species that do similar things
>>51044*mounts human*
That's kind of a weird thing to type, but he stretches out his wings and sets his hooves on her slim shoulders, and mounts her
*horsey happily humps human*
Actually, she's probably a little larger than she normally is, so she's probably no more likely to be hurt than she normally is... although there's probably a pretty good chance of her being hurt under normal sexual circumstances as well
>>51051Tracy could take it. Her vag is trained well enough.
>>51046Seriously though, would a creature under the affect of that spell be an effective unicorn?
>>51058>>51054>Tracy is such a slut that her vagina is substantially larger than normalTrue, that's why I never thought it would be an issue
>>51055>>51053>>51049But those are not as sexy as horses
>>51056It shouldn't. Polymorph doesn't let you take the new form's supernatural or spell like abilities
>>51054*continues humping less adorable weird woman*
*nibbles ear*
>>51059Yeah, although Animal Shapes shouldn't turn you into a Pegasus, let alone one able to speak.
>>51063Four heads are better than one
>>51062And Infernius shouldn't be able to cast spells of that level because his wisdom score is not high enough to access even half of his spell list. And he should only be able to cast the spell once a day, not on all five of us. We're bullshitting a lot here for roleplay
>>51064She gets that from being an earth pony
>>51068But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
>>51070Animal Shapes - 1 willing person per caster level
>>51070>But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?Why do anything?
>>51071What is Infernius' wisdom?
>>51068>Wish it is thenThis should work.
I've been reading into it for this purpose.
Wish can do literally anything.
>>51070>whyPonies are the superior race.
>>51073>Why do anything?This.
It's all for fun and games.
>>51076>>51075>>51073Im not sure but i think thats right.
>tfw no .txt >>51071I didn't imply that it did
>>51074But that's a whole Wish
>>51077*continues humping*
>>51072Well that makes it more useful
>>51079>that's a whole WishBah, just 5000 XP to turn into whatever you want to be.
>>51081But then Trumpaladin is going to have to try to fuck him...
>>51082IDK what you're getting at with that. She's currently straddling his face.
>>51083Thats pretty gay, Trumpaladin fucking a stallion
>>51083Stallion on stallion aktion