This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>50469
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
>>50475
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
<a onclick="highlightReply('50483', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50483">>>50483</a><br/>"Uh me cant read,my wife is teaching me."
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>>50487
"ooh... Harsh...
That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"
>>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
"ooh... Harsh...
That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"
>>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
<a onclick="highlightReply('50495', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50495">>>50495</a><br/>Fucking heretical ancaps. (USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)<br><br><b><span style= "color:red">(NAH U COOL FAM)</span></b>\r<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
>>50497
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
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>>50502
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
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>>50508
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*
"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"
*pets pony, pets pony*
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*
"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"
*pets pony, pets pony*
https://youtu.be/jbtel9K6fVY
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat
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>>50518
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
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>>50519
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall
Because damn it I will keep trying
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall
Because damn it I will keep trying
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