This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51742I really don't think you do
>>51742Stop being a faggot you cock sucker.
>>51743I can imagine
>>51744I'm not putting up with his attitude, I don't care how much you want to stick up for him
>>51739>continues to ignore dramaOkay, I realized that Force would be better suited than energy here.
The shell would put about 445 tons of force on where ever it impacted.
>>51745I want to play kike lover.
>>51747Then please encourage Tracy's faggot to not be such an ass
Meanwhile, in the jewelry shop
>>51748Why do you care so much if he gets stuff?
>>51749Is my idea too stupid to consider?
>>51750I care that he's such a dick about how he says it
But he's constantly trying to break the game
>>51752Its gms job to reprimand him for. That.
>>51751I hope you'll pardon me when I say that's not the pressing issue.
>>51753>inb4 GM doesn't do his job >>51754Pardoned. I understand, but I've noticed he won't listen when he gets to this point so I'm not bothering
So is tracys faggot unbanned yet?
No. He requests that Infernius and Torcuil - if available - log into rabbit
Alright, Tracy's faggot is unbanned
>>51747Sorry...
@51762
>le ashamed pony face
Are you done with this nonsense? That's the issue at hand.
>>51760Its alright dude, but stop with the bullshit please.
@51773
And what exactly will (you) stop?
>>51774Trying to police you myself
Can we just go back to shitposting?
>>51774Ill stop touching my eyes with the hand i ate jalapenos with.
>>51774And I've agreed to stop being so permissive with sploits and unearned buffs and shit.
>>51775Please do be sincere about that.
>>51776I hope.
>>51777Checked and keked.
>>51779[grumbles in unwilling agreement]
>>51784"Don't be absurd," Thez says dismissively.
Can I still make that wand?
>>51788Sure, but Torcuil is the most competent spell-caster, and it would take him 8 days to charge such a wand. The best you can hope for immediately is for someone to cast it on Tracy.
Just cuz you "make" a wand, doesn't mean its complete.
*feeds birds*
>>51791If that happened, those Artifact arms would promptly consume you.
>>51792I just want to know what he wants to happen to me.
>>51794Nothing is happening to anyone. We reached an agreement about policy.
>>51795Why would we take the artifact arms away when letting them eat you is so much more delightful to watch?
Are we still playing tonight?
>>51801No hard feelings if not, but I don't know.
>>51802If you don't want to, we can watch the My Little Pony movie four times consecutively
We can still, I just wasn't going to assume. Earlier events were a bit disheartening desu.
>>51804Do you think you can ever forgive me anon?
>>51806If you don't fucking do it again, sure.
>>51805Punished Infernuis still wishes to play
>>51809A Minotuar denied everything
>>51810Constantly bitch about what other PCs try to do, act like you're in charge of the rule, and censor opposition.
>>51812Please don't make it personal, that was part of the agreement. Let's not escalate things?
>>51811You literally were not talked about in any way at all
>>51815Awww, now I can't troll him
>>51783"Torc.. Will you help me make a pickaxe?"
>>51815I can't be the only one nerfed.
>>51818Literally nothing has happened to any of the characters, except Thez who just wrapped up a resounding performance; not her best, but there's about 3-400 people gathered in the square now.
>>51821Trumpaladin resumes his
Campaigning for the now vacant position of Mayor talking to townsfolk and business leaders about the recent catastrophe, and ensuring they are doing all they can to end the danger and rebuild the damage, which is what he has been doing most of the time Tracy has been trying to advance time
[1d20+21 = 22]>>51821Rolling to stealthily place an open hat at the base of the stage while the crown is still focused on her.
>>51823Tracy looks like a massive kike.
>>51823Kek
>>51824It were as if "True Seeing" had been cast in mass upon the crowd
[1d20 = 2]
Rolling to as unsubtly as possible take over after Thez steps down, and give a "State of Port Barry" speech
Not sure what modifier to use
>>51824And about as subtle as Cartmann with a wardrobe malfunction
So am i at the station yet?
>>51827*shrugs before the crowd*
>>51826Thez looks a little confused, as she was expecting Infernius, but just shrugs.
>unsubtlySo does that mean that with a 2 he is subtle about it without meaning to?
>>51830Yes, you've been there since the silliness began.
>>51833Can you bake my phone is lagged.
>>51834I was just gearing up for it, but I forgot to mention it in the previous post. Am
>>51833Uh... I don't know... If he uses diplomacy that's still an obscene modifier
>>51836After you what?
>>51837I was going to give a speech. Did you think i ask thez to gather the crowd so you could give a speech?
>>51838Infernius does have first dibs technically. The only reason that he isn't there already is because his business w/ the Gestapo keeps getting sidelined. Cuz reasons.
>>51839Would you mind stateing the reason?
>>51840Cuz players won't stop being douches to eachother desu