This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51233Yeah, but Clerics can also Command and Bolster Undead without even casting spells.
>>51235I guess, but given the way that Paladins fight, being a lich isn't going to give very many benefits besides not being completely dead
Which I guess is the primary benefit of being a Lich
>>51240Arthas was a bitch. He's nothing without the sword
She felt the candy calling her name; whispers carried by the wind. Bring offering of sticks it said. Bring us what you can carry and we will be yours, the candy said. This was her time she knew. This was the day she would rise up bring sticks and earn candy. So she gathered up what she could find while sprinting towards the sweet promise of candy.
>>51237I guess they can be kings as well
>>51237> not all characters are trying to break the gameI'm used to those who are...
>>51237>I had considered alternate liches, specifically Druid and MonkI still feel like a Wizard is the best architype to use. it just feels right
>>51243GIVES PEACH RINGS
Where is the vault/collection of gold and gems?
>>51243Kek
>>51243"Want some gummy worms little filly?"
>>51243Torc will summon candy for sticks
>>51244>wizard bestOf course, but wizards aren't the only overly-ambitious and/or fearful of death. There's no rule that says "You must be MAXXED to be a lich. Nope, its just a (particularly distinct and expensive) wonderous item,... a bunch of spells and rituals, and viola, everyone is running from you.
>>51243Did it just get more adorable in here, or is it just me?
>>51245Didn't you just ask and answer your own question?
>>51239Liches are mainly a template made to make better villains. A paladin of Slaughter would have good synergy though.
>Which I guess is the primary benefit of being a LichMainly that.
Liches often have big mouths about not fearing death and everything, but they're usually just big worryworts who were too cowardly to face death/age. Then they go out of their way to hide their phylacteries in personal demoplanes and whatnot just because they're so horrified about the prospect that someone will find them.
>>51241Yeah, he was quite the pussy really...
It kind of made him a better villain in an ironic way, but not really, since that theme is already kind of overdone.
>>51243The Peach Rings becon, calling her to the radiant tall man with the captivating hair style
>>51243"O-oh! Haven't seen you in a while..."
*offers candy-apple*
>>51248>Didn't you just ask and answer your own question?Uh, idk. I just asked where it is
>>51252The gems are in the vault.
>>51248*Walks to the gestapo office.*
>>51244>GIVES PEACH RINGSSuccess!
>>51246>Want some gummy worms little filly?>Do I want gummy worms?She could feel her heart beat faster, she didn't need to think or do anything. Her body did it all by it self. She was now only a gleeful spectator hearing herself say
"YES"
>>51251Takes candy-apple gracefully.
>The candy hadn't lied to her. Candy had never lied to her. She had brought sticks and it had offered itself to her. >>51256Idk where anything is in the tower, desu..
>>51255*takes out bag of gummy worms*
*opens*
*gives handful to norfilly*
>>51255"Don't eat the candy apple from the blue one! She probably poisoned it. Or put razor blades in it"
>>51257The tower is over port barry.
>>51252You said where is the vault (as in the vault in the Tower)/collection of gems. o_O
>>51253This
>>51256Its somewhere between the main level and the strip-mall area. I don't know, I keep adding shit. Just go to the vault, you've been there before.
>>51255<whoooof> Thez appears breathless, exhuberant, and sweating a bit."Sorry, I'm not supposed to break character, but I couldn't resist!" she says offering Filly a big chocolate bar. "I hope you like it,..." <whooof>
>>51263"If I felt like killing someone, a dagger would be more convenient."
>>51259"Me think you get off on being mean to tracy."
>>51262>I'm not supposed to break characterIs this not how she usually behaves?
>>51255"Don't turn your back to Tracy"
>>51265"Give her time. She shall prove me right"
>>51262"You don't offer candy to
unsuspecting children?"
>>51266Hey, this is the first time she's ever cut out in the middle of an impromptu show, let alone just to say "Hi, here's some candy".
>>51267Filly is pure, quit trying to taint her with distrust and character assassinations Xp
>>51258This is truly a day for joy.
>eats some gummy worms>>51259No one would do that to filly.
>>51262Takes chocolate and hugs it.
>>51267Tracy isn't cheap enough to use poisoned apples when she could stab something and make it look like a bear attack.
>>51269>No one would do that to fillyThis.
*pulls out a second candy-apple and eats it herself*
>>51271Is this related to Thez's performance?
Trumpaladin places himself between the small filly and the blue one, keeping an eye on the latter
>>51257Thanks for the help>>51262Fair enough.
Torc decides to pop his head in and ask if anyone needs something from the vault, then sees filly.
"NORFILLY"
>hugging ensuesI just remembered, no one can use a wand without use magic device, can they? >>51269*hugs filly*
"Me going to dangerous place, no follow me okay?"
>>51270"It's not 'I would never stab our cute stick-finding candy loving filly. Nope! It's 'I would rather maul her to death than poison her'"
>>51275>no one can use a wand without use magic deviceYou can if you can already cast the spell.
Tell Tracy about the machine, so she can make a wand of True Strike.
>>51277Yeah, so you can be completely sure that she wouldn't do something pleb-tier like a poisoned apple.
>>51277"Reeeeeeeeeeeee no hurt filly."
>>51273>>51274>>51276>>51275Hugs all.
Sadly I have to retread back to bed and reading about Daring Do and to eat some of the, what some would say, hard earned candy. And so she fell asleep with candy in her mouth so she would have sweet dreams.
>>51273No, that's cuz Filly is here and it makes me smile. Thez is currently doing a cover of "Your Type".
>>51280Thanks for stopping in. Come back anytime. Also, plz give Torcuil a stick.
>>51280*tries to make sure filly isn't stabbed*
>>51281Sticks for everyone. Candy demanded it.
>>51280*pets the sleeping filly*
>>51284You heard it here, everyone gets a stick.