What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>46054
Actually, Tracy's hit die is 14d6+3d10, meaning she can only take one more hit before she's dying or is possibly already dying
Actually, Tracy's hit die is 14d6+3d10, meaning she can only take one more hit before she's dying or is possibly already dying
>>46055
For all intents and purposes, yes. Kudos for not using fire spells/effects, that would have been bad.
For all intents and purposes, yes. Kudos for not using fire spells/effects, that would have been bad.
And when I say done, I do need to take a 15 minute break, but what I more mean is the fight is decided, and maybe nobody died. We can continue.
No, 22 would be alright. Yeah, unless someone wants to risk rolling a 1, I was gonna call it for the party, especially since 2 of the party are almost dead.
>>46061
Although weren't there only 5 extant zombies, meaning that only 1 could have threatened Tracy if 1 threatened every other character?
Although weren't there only 5 extant zombies, meaning that only 1 could have threatened Tracy if 1 threatened every other character?
>>46068
Reeeeeeeee staph reading my mind!
Can I actually do that? I wanted to apply Contagion to the Demon Claws and Mummy Rot is /bestdisease/
Reeeeeeeee staph reading my mind!
Can I actually do that? I wanted to apply Contagion to the Demon Claws and Mummy Rot is /bestdisease/
Also, lets see this beautiful mummy swag. They've got to be rich because they was kangz 'n shieet.
>>46069
*humps leg*
"You looked really amazing when you sliced-off both of that monster's arms, ~Flashy."
*humps leg*
"You looked really amazing when you sliced-off both of that monster's arms, ~Flashy."
[1d20+19 = 33]
>>46079
You roll Search to Rapidly Ransack a chest, right?
Rolling to scoop-up sweet Arabian booty.
>>46079
You roll Search to Rapidly Ransack a chest, right?
Rolling to scoop-up sweet Arabian booty.
>>46086
I'll cut-off their hands and ask Infernius to animate them to make an equivalent to a hand of glory.
I'll cut-off their hands and ask Infernius to animate them to make an equivalent to a hand of glory.
>>46086
"What would I do with all of this, ~Flashy?" She asks as she leans over the edge of the chest, swinging her hips
"I just want to try on their jewelry."
"What would I do with all of this, ~Flashy?" She asks as she leans over the edge of the chest, swinging her hips
"I just want to try on their jewelry."
>>46090
>And you won't accidentally curse yourself handling it?
I'll just have her go to the entertron.
I meant to put them inside of the Demon Claws anyway.
>And you won't accidentally curse yourself handling it?
I'll just have her go to the entertron.
I meant to put them inside of the Demon Claws anyway.
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>Inb4 Tracy curses herself
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[1d20 = 19]
>>46094
Hopefully Fae has cleared the room by now and Trumpaladin can open his eyes again. And mouth. And nostrils. Anyways, search check on all the shit, particularly looking if there's any sign of just what culture is represented
>>46094
Hopefully Fae has cleared the room by now and Trumpaladin can open his eyes again. And mouth. And nostrils. Anyways, search check on all the shit, particularly looking if there's any sign of just what culture is represented
Question. Torc has 18 ranks in spellcraft, so what's his bonus for checks?
>>46101
>implying there can be to much ponk
>>46101
>implying there can be to much ponk
[1d20+5 = 8]
>>46100
Trumpaladin had studied up on Kings and Queens in this domain and others for the purpose ofimpressing and picking up girls diplomacy and negotiations. He makes a knowledge check on nobility and royalty for the symbols on the mummies' jewelry and other items
>>46100
Trumpaladin had studied up on Kings and Queens in this domain and others for the purpose of
>>46102
Itd be his ranks + Charisma bonus. Oh by the way, several minutes has passed, and no one noticed Torcuil pass into a feverish coma, nor did they see him die and "shrivel away into sand and dust that [will] blow away into nothing at the first wind."
Torcuil wakes up naked in the Entertron, completely restored to health cuz that one time Thez took a blood sample.
But he's still hungry.
Itd be his ranks + Charisma bonus. Oh by the way, several minutes has passed, and no one noticed Torcuil pass into a feverish coma, nor did they see him die and "shrivel away into sand and dust that [will] blow away into nothing at the first wind."
Torcuil wakes up naked in the Entertron, completely restored to health cuz that one time Thez took a blood sample.
But he's still hungry.
>>46106
What happens in the Entertron if you die of starvation? Say you roll a 1 on your survival check in a desert.
What happens in the Entertron if you die of starvation? Say you roll a 1 on your survival check in a desert.
>>46109
Darkie happens to walk by with some tea. "Oh,... um,... here." He throws a glob of webbing on torcuil's haggis n bits.
Darkie happens to walk by with some tea. "Oh,... um,... here." He throws a glob of webbing on torcuil's haggis n bits.
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Well fuck
>>46112
I was going to say >implying he knows the difference, but then I remembered that Amazing Grace is a center piece of the One True Calvinist Faith. I sincerely apologize
>>46112
I was going to say >implying he knows the difference, but then I remembered that Amazing Grace is a center piece of the One True Calvinist Faith. I sincerely apologize
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*watches dust blow away*
"Too bad.."
"Too bad.."
>>46106
Are you sure the sickness would not have been noticed by Trumpaladin in time to stop the curse? Mummy Rot would take about three or maybe four rounds to kill but only one round to cast the saving spell
Are you sure the sickness would not have been noticed by Trumpaladin in time to stop the curse? Mummy Rot would take about three or maybe four rounds to kill but only one round to cast the saving spell
As for Treasure, these guys were loaded. I haven't even finished rolling it all out, but its phat. Not, "jewish hoard" phat, but still, nice.
>>46118
"Uhm, I think you will want Lenos' help with that one. He should be in the forge," he says having increasing difficulty holding in his laughter.
>>46118
"Uhm, I think you will want Lenos' help with that one. He should be in the forge," he says having increasing difficulty holding in his laughter.
>>46117
The incubation time is one minute, and there's no symptoms to see beforehand.
Besides, he was distracted by the loot.
The incubation time is one minute, and there's no symptoms to see beforehand.
Besides, he was distracted by the loot.
"Also, use a candle and melt it away, don't rip it off. But don't roll a 1 when you do."
".... We've lost two already.. Do you want to pull back for now, Flashy?"
>>46119
>phat
I think you mean E X T R A T H I C C
>Lenos
"K, thanks for the help"
Torc heads towards the forge
>phat
I think you mean E X T R A T H I C C
>Lenos
"K, thanks for the help"
Torc heads towards the forge
Mr. Snek hisses in distress of losing his master, and slithers over to Tracy since she has his shit.
[Sad snek noises]
[Sad snek noises]
>>46127
*pets Snek*
"There, there.. Be sure to guard his things, alight?"
*puts torc's shit in her saddlebag along with Snek in staff form*
*pets Snek*
"There, there.. Be sure to guard his things, alight?"
*puts torc's shit in her saddlebag along with Snek in staff form*
>>46125
Upon Torcuil's entry, he sees Lenos half-glaring at his latest work, the light of the forge reflecting off his slightly draconic eyes. He glances at Torcuil for a moment, before losing his shit laughing hysterically. Rolling.
Upon Torcuil's entry, he sees Lenos half-glaring at his latest work, the light of the forge reflecting off his slightly draconic eyes. He glances at Torcuil for a moment, before losing his shit laughing hysterically. Rolling.
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>>46135
Yelling down to Infernius down the stairs
"Hey Infernius! We encountered Mummies in a room. 9 and an evil Cleric mummy I think. My hand was crushed because of reasons not related to combat and Fae was slammed once, but Torcuil... Torcuil suffered heavy damage then... died of a curse. Oh yeah, Tracy was damned near killed"
Yelling down to Infernius down the stairs
"Hey Infernius! We encountered Mummies in a room. 9 and an evil Cleric mummy I think. My hand was crushed because of reasons not related to combat and Fae was slammed once, but Torcuil... Torcuil suffered heavy damage then... died of a curse. Oh yeah, Tracy was damned near killed"
[1d2023 = 399]
Rolling Listen to sense the next thing that's coming to kill us all.
Rolling Listen to sense the next thing that's coming to kill us all.
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>>46154
"I think we actually just woke these guys up. It doesn't seem like we've been noticed"
*reattaches self to leg*
"I think we actually just woke these guys up. It doesn't seem like we've been noticed"
*reattaches self to leg*
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