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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
1348 replies and 122 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46055
46058
>>46054
So, we're done?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46056
>>46054
Fair enough
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46057
46061
>>46054
Actually, Tracy's hit die is 14d6+3d10, meaning she can only take one more hit before she's dying or is possibly already dying
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46058
>>46055
For all intents and purposes, yes. Kudos for not using fire spells/effects, that would have been bad.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46059
>>46054
This is round 5 of combat
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46060
46064
And when I say done, I do need to take a 15 minute break, but what I more mean is the fight is decided, and maybe nobody died. We can continue.
1nDFl
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No.46061
46063
[1d20 = 11]
>>46057
Oh. Hmmm. Well lets see.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46062
No, 22 would be alright. Yeah, unless someone wants to risk rolling a 1, I was gonna call it for the party, especially since 2 of the party are almost dead.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46063
>>46061
Although weren't there only 5 extant zombies, meaning that only 1 could have threatened Tracy if 1 threatened every other character?
4k+jL
?
No.46064
46065 46066
[4d8+17 = 35]
>>46060
Torc casts http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mass_Cure_Critical_Wounds
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46065
46067 46069 46256
*kills the mummy cleric if Torcuil didn't get 'em first*

>>46064
That'll work
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46066
46069 46070
>>46064
That requires a caster level check. 1d20 + 8
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46067
>>46065
".... Well *pant* that was fun..."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46069
46078
>>46065
>>46066
Trumpaladin nurses his wounded hand, and goes to hug and rub his Kitty, who suffered a single hit in the combat

"Did they hurt you? You sure hurt them!"
4k+jL
?
No.46070
46072
[1d20+8 = 25]
>>46066
K
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46071
46084
>>46068
Reeeeeeeee staph reading my mind!

Can I actually do that? I wanted to apply Contagion to the Demon Claws and Mummy Rot is /bestdisease/
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46072
46074
>>46070
Oh that's fine, damage is healed and Torcuil is at almost max hp.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46073
46079
Also, lets see this beautiful mummy swag. They've got to be rich because they was kangz 'n shieet.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46074
46075 46076
Spoilered
I found Torc in a ugandan knuckles video
>>46072
Works for me
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46075
46077
>>46074
Waaa, what?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46076
>>46074
Ugandan Knuckles is such a great meme
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46077
46080 46088
>>46075
>bagpipes intensify
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46078
46080
>>46069
*humps leg*
"You looked really amazing when you sliced-off both of that monster's arms, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46079
46081 46082 46084
>>46073
It will take some time to sift through/blow away all the dust (there's LOTS).

1s5P2
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No.46080
46083
[1d20 = 7]
>>46078
Tries to shake off pony

>>46077
*is disturbed*
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46081
46088
>>46079
Fae uses Dragonne wings to help clear, sort of like hover but not actually flying
T2++T
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No.46082
46085 46086
[1d20+19 = 33]
>>46079
You roll Search to Rapidly Ransack a chest, right?
Rolling to scoop-up sweet Arabian booty.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46083
46086 46088
>>46080
"Do ye know da wae lad?"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46084
46086 46088
>>46079
>>46071

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46085
>>46082
>inb4 Tray picks up a mummy ass
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46086
46087 46089 46092
>>46083
"To where?"

>>46082
"Don't you dare claim all this shit for yourself!"

>>46084
Mummy rot is a curse, not a normal disease. It's a supernatural ability of the mummy
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46087
46090 46094
>>46086
I'll cut-off their hands and ask Infernius to animate them to make an equivalent to a hand of glory.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46088
46091 46092
>>46077
Have you seen the pony invasion video?
>>46081
Good thinking. It would only take about 5 rounds to accomplish it at that efficiency
>>46083
Brudda, he does not no de wae. We must give him the ebola.
>spit spit spit spit
>>46084
In time
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46089
46090
>>46086
"What would I do with all of this, ~Flashy?" She asks as she leans over the edge of the chest, swinging her hips
"I just want to try on their jewelry."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46090
46093 46094
>>46087
And you think that will give you its supernatural abilities? And you won't accidentally curse yourself handling it?

>>46089
He was going to stare her down, but decides against it
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46091
46095
>>46088
Tracy crams all of the loot in her bag, dust and all.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46092
46094 46095
>>46086
"Do ye kno da wey of the devil"
>clicking
>>46088
Nope, can I get a link?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46093
46095
>>46090
>And you won't accidentally curse yourself handling it?
I'll just have her go to the entertron.
I meant to put them inside of the Demon Claws anyway.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46094
46097 46100
>>46087
Yes, we'll get to that. But Tracy and Fae were going to clear out the room, yes?
>>46090
Great point, handling curses is way different than handling poisons.
>>46092
Its on the board, gimme a minute
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46095
46097
>>46091
"just let the dust clear. It takes literally 30 seconds to clear the room"

>>46092
"I'm sorry, what?"

>>46093
And if it happens when she's more than one minute away from the entertron? Why wouldn't the cursing ability be destroyed with the mummy anyways
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46096
46099
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/104862.html#q106113
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46097
its-magic-i-aint-gotta-explain-shit2.jpg
>>46094
What if she keeps them in her claws?

Either way, mummy-rot sample acquired!
>>46095
>why wouldn't be destroyed with the mummies
pic related
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46098
>Inb4 Tracy curses herself
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46099
46101
1489346189307.gif
>>46096
So...
Much...
Best...
Pony...
10/10
>AMX 40
Even better
1s5P2
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No.46100
46103
[1d20 = 19]
>>46094
Hopefully Fae has cleared the room by now and Trumpaladin can open his eyes again. And mouth. And nostrils. Anyways, search check on all the shit, particularly looking if there's any sign of just what culture is represented
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46101
46102
>>46099
Too much second best pony. That's scary
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46102
46106
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Question. Torc has 18 ranks in spellcraft, so what's his bonus for checks?
>>46101
>implying there can be to much ponk
1s5P2
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No.46103
46104
[1d20+5 = 8]
>>46100
Trumpaladin had studied up on Kings and Queens in this domain and others for the purpose of impressing and picking up girls diplomacy and negotiations. He makes a knowledge check on nobility and royalty for the symbols on the mummies' jewelry and other items
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46104
46105
>>46103
Aww...
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46105
>>46104
Just pocket everything, m8.

Tracy dumps it all in her bag.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46106
46107 46108 46109 46110 46111 46117
>>46102
Itd be his ranks + Charisma bonus. Oh by the way, several minutes has passed, and no one noticed Torcuil pass into a feverish coma, nor did they see him die and "shrivel away into sand and dust that [will] blow away into nothing at the first wind."
Torcuil wakes up naked in the Entertron, completely restored to health cuz that one time Thez took a blood sample.

But he's still hungry.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46107
>>46106
So Torcuil did fail a fortitude save
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46108
>>46106
Well fuck...
*puts his stuff in her bag for safekeeping*
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46109
46113
>>46106
Thats... good... to... know...
"Wheres my fucking clothes?"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46110
>>46106
What happens in the Entertron if you die of starvation? Say you roll a 1 on your survival check in a desert.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46111
46112
>>46106
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXQ03XUwe_s
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46112
46114 46115
>>46111
>not "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes
Anon, he's Scottish not Irish
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46113
46118
>>46109
Darkie happens to walk by with some tea. "Oh,... um,... here." He throws a glob of webbing on torcuil's haggis n bits.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46114
1512632098297.png
Well fuck

>>46112
I was going to say >implying he knows the difference, but then I remembered that Amazing Grace is a center piece of the One True Calvinist Faith. I sincerely apologize
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46115
46118
1510063017377.jpg
>>46112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdvReNKKuk
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46116
*watches dust blow away*
"Too bad.."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46117
46120
>>46106
Are you sure the sickness would not have been noticed by Trumpaladin in time to stop the curse? Mummy Rot would take about three or maybe four rounds to kill but only one round to cast the saving spell
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46118
46119
>>46113
"Thats gonna hurt when I take it off, but thanks lad. Do you think you could help me back to that temple thing in the bay?"
>>46115
Thanks anon.
I need to play my chanter again...
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46119
46125
As for Treasure, these guys were loaded. I haven't even finished rolling it all out, but its phat. Not, "jewish hoard" phat, but still, nice.
>>46118
"Uhm, I think you will want Lenos' help with that one. He should be in the forge," he says having increasing difficulty holding in his laughter.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46120
46123
>>46117
The incubation time is one minute, and there's no symptoms to see beforehand.
Besides, he was distracted by the loot.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46122
"Also, use a candle and melt it away, don't rip it off. But don't roll a 1 when you do."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46123
>>46120
I mean symptoms in the 4 rounds it takes to kill
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46124
46126
".... We've lost two already.. Do you want to pull back for now, Flashy?"
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46125
46130
>>46119
>phat
I think you mean E X T R A T H I C C
>Lenos
"K, thanks for the help"
Torc heads towards the forge
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46126
46128
>>46124
Trumpaladin notices Tracy exists

"Two? We lost two?"
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46127
46129 46131 46133
Mr. Snek hisses in distress of losing his master, and slithers over to Tracy since she has his shit.
[Sad snek noises]
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46128
46131
>>46126
"Well, the bull might not be dead, but we really don't know that..."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46129
46134
>>46127
*pets Snek*
"There, there.. Be sure to guard his things, alight?"
*puts torc's shit in her saddlebag along with Snek in staff form*
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46130
46134
>>46125
Upon Torcuil's entry, he sees Lenos half-glaring at his latest work, the light of the forge reflecting off his slightly draconic eyes. He glances at Torcuil for a moment, before losing his shit laughing hysterically. Rolling.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46131
46132 46134
>>46127
Snek is a staff when the master is away

>>46128
"I was meaning to regroup with Thez and Infernius before this battle even occured. And my hand was crushed somehow. But yes, withdraw to the steps"

Trumpaladin gathers Torcuil dust, because he'd assume it's necessary
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46132
>>46131
I think Torc made it intelligent or something.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46133
>>46127
Snek would master sense Torcuil on the Tower, but he wouldn't be able to communicate that.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46134
46136
>>46129
[Contented tongue flick]
>>46130
"Yeah, yeah I get it. Nude wizard is funny. Can you help me reach the rest of the party"
>>46131
Snek is a framilier, so I kinda assume not
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46135
46138 46140
"Me alive."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46136
46137
>>46134
Did you remember to say hello to Death?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46137
>>46136
Yes
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46138
46142
1512972503627.png
>>46135
Yelling down to Infernius down the stairs

"Hey Infernius! We encountered Mummies in a room. 9 and an evil Cleric mummy I think. My hand was crushed because of reasons not related to combat and Fae was slammed once, but Torcuil... Torcuil suffered heavy damage then... died of a curse. Oh yeah, Tracy was damned near killed"
T2++T
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No.46139
46141
[1d2023 = 399]
Rolling Listen to sense the next thing that's coming to kill us all.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46140
46145
>>46135
"We killed all the mummies though. Fae's okay"
T2++T
?
No.46141
[1d20+23 = 37]
>>46139
fucked up
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.46142
46143
>>46138
*licks hand*
"Flashy.. You're hurt.."
[worried pony noises]
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46143
46144
1515216746204.gif
>>46142

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.46144
46146
>>46143
*licks nursingly*
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.46145
46147 46148
>>46140
"Me can heal whoever needs help."
1s5P2
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No.46146
46148
Flash_\\-So_annoying\\-_EG2.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>46144
"I'm a healer. I can heal"

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.46147
46148 46149
>>46145
"Flashy's hand is hurt!"
>half hp
... and I'm, not doing so well myself..."
1s5P2
?
No.46148
46149 46150
>>46146
Plus 4 wisdom

>>46145
"Before he died, Torcuil cast a mass healing spell. Maybe Tracy needs a little more"

>>46147
It was way more than half
\r
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.46149
46151 46152 46154
>>46148
>>46147
"Me buttfucked some wraiths back to hell."
*pets tracy and heals*
*pets brad and heals*
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.46150
>>46148
*licks*
[whimpers]
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.46151
46153
>>46149
"Nice. Don't pet my... nevermind"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.46152
46156 46157
>>46149
"Thanks, Infernius.
Where's Thez?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.46153
46154
>>46151
*latches tightly to leg*
1s5P2
?
No.46154
46155 46156
[1d20 = 13]
>>46149
"On the plus side, everything that's attacked us thus far, has been disorganized. It's not clear our invasion has been noticed"

>>46153
Shakes
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.46155
46159
>>46154
"I think we actually just woke these guys up. It doesn't seem like we've been noticed"
*reattaches self to leg*
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.46156
>>46154
"Good."
>>46152
"She back at tower."