What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45730Yeah, but only Torc has the Knowledge/Spellcraft to understand the implications of it.
>>45731A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
>>45732>A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?How many ranks did you put into Knowledge Religion?
Anyway, at least wait for Torc's dialogue.
>>45734Torc's spellcraft check was his dialogue.
Alright. First the red ones move, and then the black one moves.
No attacks of opportunity cuz concealment.
[1d100 = 19]Their approach produces sounds of stretching canvas and muffled thumping, The smell of old and rotten spices fills the air.
>>45736>1 Fae stumbles against one of the creatures and goes barreling over it, collapsing in an unceremonious heap just past the line
>>45737Is it Tracy's turn?
Tracy's nose scrunches at the powerful scent.
"Ewww.. Smells like the dumpster behind The Tasty Treat.." she says quietly to herself, in disgust.
>>45739Yes. Tracy, followed by Trump
>>45737He has you as next in the line of initiative after Fae
Although I rolled higher >>45740Is she within Striking distance?
>>45741Actually, you're right. I don't know why I have them backward. It IS Trump's turn
[5d20 = 42]>>45743Wow
My move is: Draw Bees Shield
Quick Draw Vanderiem, even if hand is sleepy
"Please don't ask why it's wet"
Boots of the wolf to assume flanking position on the Overwhelming signature, and
Featherfall for fifth attack in a round, and smite evil on first strike
Smite, slash, slash, slash, slash
>>45744First round bonus should be +17 Base attack +5 strength (unless you're rating his strength as lower) +4 for smite (first attack only, not applied to any other attack) +7 Vanderiem on Evil +2 flanking - whatever his penalty is for a semi-functioning right hand
>>45746Huzzah! Yes, on the first attack. I'm not sure how the featherfall extra attack figures in
[3d100 = 143]Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss,... maybe
When operating in total concealment, there's a 50% miss chance even with a successful hit.
>>45747Feather fall does the same attack bonus as the last attack.
>>45746>>45744If that attack lands, is Tracy able to use her Opportunist ability to make her own attack of opportunity against it?
Ooooh, 1st two attacks miss.
>>45750Can Tracy make an attack of opportunity?
>>45752Opportunist (special rogue ability):
>Once per round, the rogue can make an attack of opportunity against an opponent who has just been struck for damage in melee by another character. This attack counts as the rogue’s attack of opportunity for that round. Even a rogue with the Combat Reflexes feat can’t use the opportunist ability more than once per round.It was the 2nd ability I selected for her after Crippling Strike.
Not sure because concealment, but it doesn't say she can't.
>>45753You're at a distance though
>>45756This is why you don't need more cheats
You can't see it
[1d10+12 = 17]>>45756I'm gonna say no in this case, cuz she'd have no way to detect/target the opponent. It is Tracy's turn though.
Trump's str is +5, +7 V so,...
>>45757>cheatsM8, I just wanna make a shot at this thing to trip it prone before it turns Trumpaladin to dust. It doesn't say she can't attack a concealed target.
>>45758Tracy uses her cane-sword to blow a Gust Of Wind towards the door, and suck out the dust obscurring the room with the vacuum.
She then Uses her Hand Of Glory to cast Daylight, so Trumpaladin will be able to see in his next turn.
>>45760Reeee! Use sneak attacks! Now Trumpaladin doesn't have concealment
>>45762You can't sneak attack undead. And I wanna miss next time I hit.
>Now Trumpaladin doesn't have concealmentIt was doing you no good. Now your attacks will actually land.
Actually, eh. Stuff happens
[1d20 = 17]>>45760The winds buffet against Torcuil, and temporarily blind him with the fine particles of dust suddenly blown into his eyes.
However, Tracy and Trump and Fae are able to get glimpses of withered, dessicated corpses, wrapped in strips of cloth, and various jewelry items of ancient dieties and cultures. The big one is wearing exquisite Half-plate armor covered in gems.
>>45770"MY FUCKING EYES, GAH!"
Does that mean he loses his turn?
>>45772Snek decides to finally try his new gun on the nearest... thing
[1d20 = 14] >>45770Was it able to clear the dust from the room?
Tbh, I knew it'd blow past torc, but I needed some way to get rid of the dust.>MummiesKnew it.
>>45772>Ray CharlesKek
>>45771No, but it does limit his ability to use targeting spells. He still knows variably where everything is, but he also loses his dexterity bonus (if any).
>>45776The spices hinted it. I expected them to be Arabs though.
>>45778You absolutely deserve it
>>45774Not completely, but it does eliminate the concealment and restore dexterity bonuses n sheit. Except for Torcuil.
Hey, Snek gets +3 to initiative. Future reference. Base attack bonus 8, +3 Dex +14 roll = 25 score
>>45781... So, did Snek shoot at Tracy?
>>45778I didn't mean Tracy you retard
>>45775Ah, Okay.
"Now look at this net that I just found"
Torc summons a net to tangle his enemies
>>45781So shooting gets a dex bonus? Good to know.
>>45780Ass
>>45782No, at ray charles I guess
>>45783She crushed Trumpaladin's hand!
>Shoots at Ray CharlesThat's (you)
>>45784Okay, now I'm really fucking confused, I thought it was one of the things attacking us.
THATS WHAT I WANT SNEK TO SHOOT AT
>>45784>that's (you)No, Ray Charles was a gospel musician. Invented "soul music".
>>45785I interpreted that, don't worry.
>>45783A net? He can spend a round clearing his eyes, but he has to roll a spellcraft check to cast any spells.
>>45786>Torcuil invented soul musicI didn't know that. Interesting
>>45785He was trying to say that you were blind, but you didn't forfeit your place in the initiative line behind snek
>>45787Then I'll do eye cleaning this turn, and net next
>>45788Stevie Wonder woukd have registered better for that
>>45789How does Snek's attack go?
Snek successfully caps one of them, but doesn't slow or otherwise disturb it in its motion.
NOW its Torcuil's turn.
[10d20 = 80]A few of them have to move 5' before doing so, but all of them attack. I'm seeing 2 on Torcuil, 1 on Snek, 3 on Fae, 3 on Tracy, and the big one on Trump
>>45792No, it did damage, but these are mummies. they dgaf
You are fucked tho. Last roll is the big one. +11 for the reds, +20 for black.
I think both hit Torcuil, Snek ducks and dodges a swipe, Fae's natural armor is awesome, and I think Tracy is missed as well. Trump's AC (modified)?
What's Torcuil's fortitude save?
>>45795Base of 10 +8 light clothing type armor +8 Heavy Armor +4 ring of force shield +5 Bracers
AC of 35
>>45796Uh +5
[whimpering wizard noises]
>>45797Yeah, he's fine. I forgot to add the modifier for Divine Power, but that only gives +3 cuz strength
Do the bracers help Torc at all?
And what does the fuzzy spooder ring do again?
>>45798Don't you have a Constitution bonus?
>>45803>>45805He gets a +1 constitution bonus
[1d6+10 = 16]
I keep putting 1d, sorry.
>>45805>+1OH I HAVE THE ARMOR SKIN FEAT
>>45810You need Fortitude, m8...
Just wait and see.
[1d20+15 = 17]Pretty much everyone missed, although the big one gets another attack on Trump. Meanwhile Torcuil is quietly beaten in the corner.
>>45810The what now?
Nevermind. Fae then Trump, then Tracy.
[3d20 = 41]>>45815Pounce on large evil cleric mummy thing
Modifiers are +20 +18 +18
[1d20+2 = 19]
Trump, do you have and ranks in knowledge religion?
Pls roll to know what happens when mummies touch you.
Tracy had 2 last I checked.
Rollin' for her to realize what's up.
[4d20 = 32]>>45815Trumpaladin slashes evil cleric mummy thing in full round attack
>>45817Actually, I think I put in 5 (wanted the bonus to rebuking) but too late...
>>45816She can't reach the large one, she's got three pressing on her. She can attempt to push through, but that involves grappeling without a running start.
>>45821Alright then. She full round attacks one near her
>>45823I imagine Torcuil already knows what happens
>>45826Uh... those numbers are 23 25 32 after modifiers
>>45825My class doesn't give very many skill points and I have very few to allot. I generally go to Fae for religious knowledge
[4d4+8 = 18][2d6+6 = 14]>>45816All three attacks hit. -15 for damage reduction
>>45827Just roll, so you know what mummies do.
>>45824Really? I hadn't noticed>>45825Yeah, he's a Theurge too. He needs that religion knowledge.
That brings up another question for me. At lvl 2 a theurge has a +2 will save, and a sorcerer +9 at lvl 15. Does this stack?
>>45828Can Tracy make a strike with her chain because of her Opportunist ability?
>>45828After Improved Natural weapons feat Fae's Damage roll is 3d6+7 for bite and 4d6+7 when both claw attacks land
>>45829Rolling because he said so
>>45830I think it does
>>45830No. Its horribly complex. Its based on the order of level progression. A 10th level fighter who multies and gets 2 levels in cleric would add the bonuses at level 11/12 cleric.
>>45833My interpretation of damage
[4d6-8 = 4]
Modifier to compensate for damage reduction.
>>45834>complexThen I never asked uniil later
K. Fae treats one of the mummies like a cat toy. Trump is going at the Big one. Fug, what's Trump's modified attack again? He's gotta beat a 35.