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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
1348 replies and 124 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45731
45732
>>45730
Yeah, but only Torc has the Knowledge/Spellcraft to understand the implications of it.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45732
45734
1502828011996.jpeg
>>45731
A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45734
45735
>>45732
>A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
How many ranks did you put into Knowledge Religion?
Anyway, at least wait for Torc's dialogue.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45735
45736
chests.png
>>45734
Torc's spellcraft check was his dialogue.
Alright. First the red ones move, and then the black one moves.
No attacks of opportunity cuz concealment.
1s5P2
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No.45736
45737
[3d20 = 17]
>>45735
Fae: Pounce on Red Dot
1nDFl
?
No.45737
45739 45741
[1d100 = 19]
Their approach produces sounds of stretching canvas and muffled thumping, The smell of old and rotten spices fills the air.
>>45736
>1
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45738
Fae stumbles against one of the creatures and goes barreling over it, collapsing in an unceremonious heap just past the line
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45739
45740
>>45737
Is it Tracy's turn?

Tracy's nose scrunches at the powerful scent.
"Ewww.. Smells like the dumpster behind The Tasty Treat.." she says quietly to herself, in disgust.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45740
45742
>>45739
Yes. Tracy, followed by Trump
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45741
45743
>>45737
He has you as next in the line of initiative after Fae Although I rolled higher
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45742
>>45740
Is she within Striking distance?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45743
45744
>>45741
Actually, you're right. I don't know why I have them backward. It IS Trump's turn
1s5P2
?
No.45744
45745 45749
[5d20 = 42]
>>45743
Wow

My move is: Draw Bees Shield
Quick Draw Vanderiem, even if hand is sleepy
"Please don't ask why it's wet"

Boots of the wolf to assume flanking position on the Overwhelming signature, and

Featherfall for fifth attack in a round, and smite evil on first strike

Smite, slash, slash, slash, slash
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45745
45746
>>45744
First round bonus should be +17 Base attack +5 strength (unless you're rating his strength as lower) +4 for smite (first attack only, not applied to any other attack) +7 Vanderiem on Evil +2 flanking - whatever his penalty is for a semi-functioning right hand
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45746
45747 45749
>>45745
So +35 -2 (arm)
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45747
45748
>>45746
Huzzah! Yes, on the first attack. I'm not sure how the featherfall extra attack figures in
1nDFl
?
No.45748
[3d100 = 143]
Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss,... maybe
When operating in total concealment, there's a 50% miss chance even with a successful hit.
>>45747
Feather fall does the same attack bonus as the last attack.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45749
>>45746
>>45744
If that attack lands, is Tracy able to use her Opportunist ability to make her own attack of opportunity against it?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45750
45751
Ooooh, 1st two attacks miss.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45751
45752
>>45750
Can Tracy make an attack of opportunity?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45752
45753
>>45751
Which ability?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45753
45754
>>45752
Opportunist (special rogue ability):
>Once per round, the rogue can make an attack of opportunity against an opponent who has just been struck for damage in melee by another character. This attack counts as the rogue’s attack of opportunity for that round. Even a rogue with the Combat Reflexes feat can’t use the opportunist ability more than once per round.
It was the 2nd ability I selected for her after Crippling Strike.
Not sure because concealment, but it doesn't say she can't.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45754
45756
1515640322565-0.png
>>45753
You're at a distance though
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45756
45757 45758
>>45754
>60 ft chain
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45757
45759
>>45756
This is why you don't need more cheats

You can't see it
1nDFl
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No.45758
45760
[1d10+12 = 17]
>>45756
I'm gonna say no in this case, cuz she'd have no way to detect/target the opponent. It is Tracy's turn though.
Trump's str is +5, +7 V so,...
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45759
>>45757
>cheats
M8, I just wanna make a shot at this thing to trip it prone before it turns Trumpaladin to dust. It doesn't say she can't attack a concealed target.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45760
45761 45762 45770
>>45758
Tracy uses her cane-sword to blow a Gust Of Wind towards the door, and suck out the dust obscurring the room with the vacuum.
She then Uses her Hand Of Glory to cast Daylight, so Trumpaladin will be able to see in his next turn.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45761
>>45760
>inb4 Allah hu Akbar
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45762
45763
>>45760
Reeee! Use sneak attacks! Now Trumpaladin doesn't have concealment
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45763
45765
>>45762
You can't sneak attack undead. And I wanna miss next time I hit.
>Now Trumpaladin doesn't have concealment
It was doing you no good. Now your attacks will actually land.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45764
1513040531559.png
Actually, eh. Stuff happens
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45765
>>45763
*don't wanna miss

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45767
45769
Can the party see now?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45769
>>45767
They should...
1nDFl
?
No.45770
45771 45774
[1d20 = 17]
>>45760
The winds buffet against Torcuil, and temporarily blind him with the fine particles of dust suddenly blown into his eyes.
However, Tracy and Trump and Fae are able to get glimpses of withered, dessicated corpses, wrapped in strips of cloth, and various jewelry items of ancient dieties and cultures. The big one is wearing exquisite Half-plate armor covered in gems.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45771
45775
>>45770
"MY FUCKING EYES, GAH!"
Does that mean he loses his turn?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45772
45773 45774
Snek, then Ray Charles
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45773
45778
>>45772
Snek decides to finally try his new gun on the nearest... thing [1d20 = 14]

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45774
45776 45781
>>45770
Was it able to clear the dust from the room?
Tbh, I knew it'd blow past torc, but I needed some way to get rid of the dust.
>Mummies
Knew it.
>>45772
>Ray Charles
Kek
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45775
45783
>>45771
No, but it does limit his ability to use targeting spells. He still knows variably where everything is, but he also loses his dexterity bonus (if any).
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45776
45779
>>45774
>Knew it
Oh stop
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45778
45780 45783
>>45773
Reeeee! Don't shoot Tracy! I'm sorry!
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45779
>>45776
The spices hinted it. I expected them to be Arabs though.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45780
45783
>>45778
You absolutely deserve it
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45781
45782 45783
>>45774
Not completely, but it does eliminate the concealment and restore dexterity bonuses n sheit. Except for Torcuil.
Hey, Snek gets +3 to initiative. Future reference. Base attack bonus 8, +3 Dex +14 roll = 25 score
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45782
45783
>>45781
... So, did Snek shoot at Tracy?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45783
45784 45787
>>45778
I didn't mean Tracy you retard
>>45775
Ah, Okay.
"Now look at this net that I just found"
Torc summons a net to tangle his enemies
>>45781
So shooting gets a dex bonus? Good to know.
>>45780
Ass
>>45782
No, at ray charles I guess
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45784
45785 45786
>>45783
She crushed Trumpaladin's hand!

>Shoots at Ray Charles
That's (you)
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45785
45787 45788
>>45784
Okay, now I'm really fucking confused, I thought it was one of the things attacking us.
THATS WHAT I WANT SNEK TO SHOOT AT
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45786
45788
15495065f3b25aecd294944da36c0853.jpg
>>45784
>that's (you)
No, Ray Charles was a gospel musician. Invented "soul music".
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45787
45790
>>45785
I interpreted that, don't worry.
>>45783
A net? He can spend a round clearing his eyes, but he has to roll a spellcraft check to cast any spells.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45788
45790
>>45786
>Torcuil invented soul music
I didn't know that. Interesting

>>45785
He was trying to say that you were blind, but you didn't forfeit your place in the initiative line behind snek
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45789
45790
chests.png
forgot pic
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45790
>>45787
Then I'll do eye cleaning this turn, and net next
>>45788
Stevie Wonder woukd have registered better for that
>>45789
How does Snek's attack go?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45791
45792
Snek successfully caps one of them, but doesn't slow or otherwise disturb it in its motion.
NOW its Torcuil's turn.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45792
45793
>>45791
>25
>doesn't do shite
I say we're fucked

Torc cleans his eyes
1nDFl
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No.45793
45794
[10d20 = 80]
A few of them have to move 5' before doing so, but all of them attack. I'm seeing 2 on Torcuil, 1 on Snek, 3 on Fae, 3 on Tracy, and the big one on Trump
>>45792
No, it did damage, but these are mummies. they dgaf
You are fucked tho. Last roll is the big one. +11 for the reds, +20 for black.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45794
Incredible_Facts_Templars_knights_crusades.jpg
>>45793
>Doesn't beat Trump or Fae's AC
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45795
45797
I think both hit Torcuil, Snek ducks and dodges a swipe, Fae's natural armor is awesome, and I think Tracy is missed as well. Trump's AC (modified)?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45796
45798
What's Torcuil's fortitude save?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45797
45801
>>45795
Base of 10 +8 light clothing type armor +8 Heavy Armor +4 ring of force shield +5 Bracers
AC of 35
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45798
45803 45805
>>45796
Uh +5
[whimpering wizard noises]
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45801
>>45797
Yeah, he's fine. I forgot to add the modifier for Divine Power, but that only gives +3 cuz strength
1nDFl
?
No.45802
[1d20 = 11]

1nDFl
?
No.45803
45806
[1d20 = 7]
>>45798
Pass and,...

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45804
45807
Do the bracers help Torc at all?
And what does the fuzzy spooder ring do again?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45805
45806 45807 45810
>>45798
Don't you have a Constitution bonus?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45806
>>45803
>>45805
He gets a +1 constitution bonus
1nDFl
?
No.45807
45808 45812
[1d6+10 = 16]
Okay. Rolling for damage
>>45804
Jumping and Climbing
>>45805
This
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45808
>>45807
Shit...
1nDFl
?
No.45809
45812
[1d6+10 = 16]
I keep putting 1d, sorry.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45810
45813 45814
>>45805
>+1
OH I HAVE THE ARMOR SKIN FEAT

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45812
>>45807
>>45809
Fug
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45813
>>45810
You need Fortitude, m8...
Just wait and see.
1nDFl
?
No.45814
45823
[1d20+15 = 17]
Pretty much everyone missed, although the big one gets another attack on Trump. Meanwhile Torcuil is quietly beaten in the corner.
>>45810
The what now?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45815
45816 45818
Nevermind. Fae then Trump, then Tracy.
1s5P2
?
No.45816
45821 45828
[3d20 = 41]
>>45815
Pounce on large evil cleric mummy thing

Modifiers are +20 +18 +18
T2++T
?
No.45817
45819 45823
[1d20+2 = 19]
Trump, do you have and ranks in knowledge religion?
Pls roll to know what happens when mummies touch you.
Tracy had 2 last I checked.
Rollin' for her to realize what's up.
1s5P2
?
No.45818
45820
[4d20 = 32]
>>45815
Trumpaladin slashes evil cleric mummy thing in full round attack
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45819
>>45817
Actually, I think I put in 5 (wanted the bonus to rebuking) but too late...
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45820
>>45818
>not smiting
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45821
45824
>>45816
She can't reach the large one, she's got three pressing on her. She can attempt to push through, but that involves grappeling without a running start.

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45823
45824
>>45814
A r m o r, s k i n
+1 natural armor
>>45817
Torc has 18 lvls in it
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45824
45826 45830
>>45821
Alright then. She full round attacks one near her

>>45823
I imagine Torcuil already knows what happens
1s5P2
?
No.45826
45827
[3d20 = 24]
>>45824
Dice roll for attack
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45827
45829
>>45826
Uh... those numbers are 23 25 32 after modifiers

>>45825
My class doesn't give very many skill points and I have very few to allot. I generally go to Fae for religious knowledge
1nDFl
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No.45828
45831 45833
[4d4+8 = 18]
[2d6+6 = 14]
>>45816
All three attacks hit. -15 for damage reduction
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45829
45833
>>45827
Just roll, so you know what mummies do.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45830
45832 45833 45834
>>45824
Really? I hadn't noticed
>>45825
Yeah, he's a Theurge too. He needs that religion knowledge.

That brings up another question for me. At lvl 2 a theurge has a +2 will save, and a sorcerer +9 at lvl 15. Does this stack?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45831
45839
>>45828
Can Tracy make a strike with her chain because of her Opportunist ability?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45832
>>45830
Use your blinking thing.
Dice 1d20
1s5P2
?
No.45833
45835
>>45828
After Improved Natural weapons feat Fae's Damage roll is 3d6+7 for bite and 4d6+7 when both claw attacks land

>>45829
Rolling because he said so

>>45830
I think it does
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45834
45838
>>45830
No. Its horribly complex. Its based on the order of level progression. A 10th level fighter who multies and gets 2 levels in cleric would add the bonuses at level 11/12 cleric.
Dice 3d6+7 4d20+7
1s5P2
?
No.45835
45836
>>45833
My interpretation of damage
1s5P2
?
No.45836
[4d6+7 = 24]
[3d6+7 = 22]
>>45835
Just. Just wrong
1nDFl
?
No.45837
45839
[4d6-8 = 4]
Modifier to compensate for damage reduction.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45838
>>45834
>complex
Then I never asked uniil later
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45839
45841
>>45831
>>45837

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45840
45842
K. Fae treats one of the mummies like a cat toy. Trump is going at the Big one. Fug, what's Trump's modified attack again? He's gotta beat a 35.