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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
1348 replies and 127 files omitted.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45407
45410 45411
>>45405
Yes.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45409
1512370646967.png
>>45408

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45410
45412
>>45407
>1 int
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45411
>>45407
See pic >>45406

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45412
45415
>>45410
Wait my bad
>-1 wis
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45413
>>45408
Why are my jokes being deleted?!
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45414
45416 45418
Also, roll a saving throw
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45415
45418 45419
>>45412
My wisdom is bretty güd, Desu
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45416
45417 45418 45421
>>45414
[1d20+10 = 12]

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45417
45420 45423
>>45416
Are you rolling fortitude?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45418
45421 45423
>>45414
>Infernius has to roll
>Roll dice

>>45415
This. He's got better statistics than any other party member. It's Tracy with the low wisdom

>>45416
That's a 2. You rolled a 2
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45419
45423
>>45415
Suprising
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45420
>>45417
I rolled dex, its +10 too.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45421
45423
>>45416
Nope.
As Infernius barrels down the left staircase cuz reasons(?) a crumbling sound can be heard beneath him. Luckily, he's in a full on sprint. As he reaches the base of the staircase, he realizes that it has collapsed behind him, but otherwise he's fine.
>>45418
I was allowing the dice to decide it was an ebin fail.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45422
45424
*hears crashing and painful mooing through walls*
*sighs*
".... Stupid bull..."
Tracy continues forward.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45423
45424 45425 45427 45437
>>45417
>>45418
>>45419
>>45421
"Hey guys me okay!"

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45424
45425 45426 45428
>>45422
TOP KEK

>>45423
"HEY INFERNIUS! GET ON THAT FLY OF YOURS AND FLY UP HERE. JOIN THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY"
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45425
45428
>>45423
"Idiot, I'm fucking amazed"
Torc heads up the right staircase, snek once again in tow
>>45424
"Oh, know we're getting puns? Doesn't sound quite right too me..."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45426
45431
>>45424
reeeeeeee don't shout, enemies will hear us.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45427
45429
>>45423
"That fuggin'" Thez says, swiftly and silently diving into a shadow in the direction of the left staircase.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45428
45430 45431 45432
>>45424
>>45425
*yells*
"It fuggin dark down here."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45429
45437
What does the next room/corridor look like?
>>45427
Just asking to know. Thez told Tracy not to become ethereal, but can Tracy even use that ability with the dimensional anchor in place?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45430
>>45428
>darkvision
>Scent
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45431
45433 45434 45435
>>45426
"I'll send a tweet the next time I need to send a private communication between myself and another individual. It's the way I conduct diplomacy with foreign leaders actually"

>>45428
"Yeah, the left is a realm of darkness and ignorance. Use the Daylight spell if you really want to. Or a torch. Or just call a fly and it will help you"
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45432
>>45428
"You're about to get left behind"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45433
45434 45436
>>45431
Casting good spells could alert the enemy of our presence though.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45434
45436
>>45433
>>45431
Also, use your detect ebil.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45435
>>45431
"Me will look around down here for a second.
"Thez me about to cast daylight."
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45436
45438
>>45434
I'm being conservative. I'll wait until you want me to cast it next to one of those three doors

>>45433
Trump is not stealthy, and doesn't really understand the concept
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45437
45439 45441 45442
>>45423
Infernius hears a "huh", "huah", "tsuu", and Thez skids to the ground next to him.
>>45429
Better point, no. Thank you for reminding me. The area is waft-ish, in that there are layers of dust so fine that they hover in place, resonantly affected by the drats caused by the rupture and the party's interference. This place is old, and scraps of almost weightless debris sifts by on the ground.

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45438
45449
>>45436
>conservative
It's an at-will ability. Use it constantly.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45439
45440
>>45437
"Hey babe."
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45440
45444 45445
>>45439
"Are you sure your uhm,... leg is alright?"
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45441
45458
>>45437
Detect evil, because why not?
T2++T
?
No.45442
45458
[1d20+21 = 25]
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>45437
Well, full perception, to start off.
Look for anything any everything.
Spot, Listen
T2++T
?
No.45443
[1d20+25 = 43]
And search
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45444
45451 45463
>>45440
"Yea it okay, it feel better. Me about to cast daylight. So be ready okay?
*boops thez*

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45445
45449
>>45440
>leg

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45446
45447 45449
So where are we going now?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45447
>>45446
Down the dark cooridor
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45448
45450
Tracy advances forward.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45449
45453
>>45438
Holy shit you're right

>>45445
This

>>45446
We have three doors to chose from
T2++T
?
No.45450
45458
[1d20+21 = 30]
>>45448
Rolling to move silently.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45451
45454 45455
>>45444
"YOU CAN COME UP ANY TIME YOU KNOW!"
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45453
>>45449
[1d3 = 3]
taking the easy way out of this
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45454
45456
>>45451
>[echos]
Reeeeeeee no yelling in the dungeon!
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45455
45456
>>45451
"There might be treasure down here."
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45456
45457
>>45452
Casts detect evil again to figure out whats on the other side of Torcuil's door, door 3

>>45455
"Fair point"

>>45454
"Don't worry little pony, it's no problem you can't recover from"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45457
45459
>>45456
"What problem?"
*nibbles at arm*
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45458
45459 45462
001.png
>>45441
Fucking everywhere
>>45442
Pic related, rectangles are doors.
>>45450
Finally,…
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45459
>>45457
"There's no problem. Anyways, I think the wizard wants door 3"

*nibbles Horse ear

>>45458
A second round of detect evil on door 3, to see if anything is distinct in the field of strong auras and unhallow
T2++T
?
No.45460
45461 45466
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+25 = 40]
*inspect closes door*
Rolling Search to peak around corner, and Hide to not be noticed by any enemies.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45461
45463
>>45460
I fugged-up the order there.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45462
45463 45469
>>45458
*waits for thez to get ready*
*casts daylight.*
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45463
45465 45467
001.png
>>45444
>>45462
"Nice trips btw." she says covering her eyes.
>>45461
Meh, pic related
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45464
45468
So, any objections to door number three?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45465
45469
>>45463
Is the "C" where the party is?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45466
45468
>>45460
*closest door
What was behind it?
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45467
45468
>>45463
"Thanks me made em myself."
*Closes eyes and casts Daylight*
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45468
45470 45471
>>45464
No

>>45467
"ALL TRIPS COME FROM ELWAY HIMSELF!" can be heard

>>45464
No

>>45466
Are you claiming you opened the door?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45469
45473
>>45462
10 min/level. However, the brilliance of it is diminished by way of the extreme unholiness of this wretched place.
>>45465
That is where - unless I'm mistaken - Trump, Fae, and Torcuil are. Thez and Infernius are at the base of the other (destroyed) staircase.

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45470
45474 45478
>>45468
>claiming
That's what I meant to do.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45471
45472 45474 45476
>>45468
"Implying, Hitler graces us with Digits."
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45472
45475
>>45471
"This is not the path you want to go down, Infenius"
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45473
>>45469
"Cmon momma. Lets go find some treasure."
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45474
45478
>>45471
>>45470
"Someone open the third door, something tells me thats a good place to go"
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45475
45477
>>45472
"We are both firm in our faiths brad."
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45476
45485
>>45471
And as the daylight did shine forth, several figures could be seen in the darkness beyond Infernius, including several (3) black cloud-formations that really don't seem to prefer being hit by daylight.

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45477
45479
>>45475
"And Elway giveth our daily digits"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45478
45480
>>45470
>>45474
*opens doors*
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45479
45484
>>45477
"Hitler brings us the digits."
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45480
45482
>>45478
Which one is the 3rd door? Is it clockwise?
T2++T
?
No.45481
45483 45484 45487
[1d20+21 = 24]
Search check to find pots to smash.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45482
>>45480
Whichever door. The one nearest to her.
>clockwise
Sure.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45483
>>45481
>ocarina plays in distance
1s5P2
?
No.45484
45487
>>45479
>>45481
what

Draw a sword in case anything pops out to try to suck your soul or drain your blood or turn you into a Vargoille or drain your non-existent wisdom
\r
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45485
45486
>>45476
"Oh shit charge and attck."
[Dice3d20]
1KuxI
?
No.45486
45487
[3d20 = 24]
>>45485

1nDFl
?
No.45487
[1d20 = 2]
>>45481
Also BTW, those dots at the end of the hallway are a mechanical gate with no observable controls.
>>45484
Trump is as usual kek
>>45486
As Infernius closes, the wraith gets an attack of opportunity.
1nDFl
?
No.45489
45490 45491 45502
[2d20 = 21]
Which sails wildly. Infernius makes one attack (cuz he has to close range to do so) with his not flaming sword and the round ends. Roll Initiative. Dice 1 is Thez
1KuxI
?
No.45490
45491 45492 45493 45498
[1d20 = 1]
>>45489

4k+jL
?
No.45491
45494 45504
[1d20 = 2]
>>45489
Can I roll initiative
>>45490
Oh you have to be fucking me
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45492
1513197449851.png
>>45490

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45493
>>45490
Of course.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45494
45495
>>45491
You aren't there.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45495
45496
>>45494
But I can see it going down
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45496
45497 45504
>>45495
Naw, we're in a completely different room.

What did Tracy see/find?
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45497
45504
>>45496
Okay, glad to ignore that 2.
Torc trys to find a way down where the others are
1s5P2
?
No.45498
>>45490
I love you. Even if your heresy has displeased Elway
\r
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45501
Tracy is still looking for clay pots and stab-able monsters.

Does she find any?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45502
45504
>>45489
Does Tracy still have blood after her unarmed-pot search?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45504
45506 45507 45508 45509
>>45491
Because of that roll, no he can't.
>>45496
Tracy finds a room full of mounds of dust.
>>45497
Too late
>>45502
What?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45505
>>45503
Uh huh. It fits in the hallway?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45506
45509 45510
>>45504
Is the dust evil?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45507
45512
>>45504
*smash mounds of dust for rupies*
*move to next room*
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45508
>>45504
Next turn?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45509
45510 45513 45514
>>45506
>>45504
Can I Intimidate the dust?
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45510
45513
>>45506
>>45509
Really?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45512
45515 45517 45519
>>45507
The mounds are about 6" deep in dust, revealing the ends of several gilded chests and particularly ornate and fine woodwork.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45513
45516
>>45510
>>45509
Can torc seduce it?