What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45408
Why are my jokes being deleted?!
Also, roll a saving throw
>>45412My wisdom is bretty güd, Desu
>>45416Are you rolling fortitude?
>>45414>Infernius has to roll>Roll dice>>45415This. He's got better statistics than any other party member. It's Tracy with the low wisdom
>>45416That's a 2. You rolled a 2
>>45417I rolled dex, its +10 too.
>>45416Nope.
As Infernius barrels down the left staircase cuz reasons(?) a crumbling sound can be heard beneath him. Luckily, he's in a full on sprint. As he reaches the base of the staircase, he realizes that it has collapsed behind him, but otherwise he's fine.
>>45418I was allowing the dice to decide it was an ebin fail.
*hears crashing and painful mooing through walls*
*sighs*
".... Stupid bull..."
Tracy continues forward.
>>45422TOP KEK
>>45423"HEY INFERNIUS! GET ON THAT FLY OF YOURS AND FLY UP HERE. JOIN THE
RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY"
>>45423"Idiot, I'm fucking amazed"
Torc heads up the right staircase, snek once again in tow
>>45424"Oh, know we're getting puns? Doesn't sound quite
right too me..."
>>45424reeeeeeee don't shout, enemies will hear us.
>>45423"That fuggin'" Thez says, swiftly and silently diving into a shadow in the direction of the left staircase.
>>45424>>45425*yells*
"It fuggin dark down here."
What does the next room/corridor look like?
>>45427Just asking to know. Thez told Tracy not to become ethereal, but can Tracy even use that ability with the dimensional anchor in place?
>>45426"I'll send a tweet the next time I need to send a private communication between myself and another individual. It's the way I conduct diplomacy with foreign leaders actually"
>>45428"Yeah, the left is a realm of darkness and ignorance. Use the Daylight spell if you really want to. Or a torch. Or just call a fly and it will help you"
>>45431Casting good spells could alert the enemy of our presence though.
>>45433>>45431Also, use your detect ebil.
>>45431"Me will look around down here for a second.
"Thez me about to cast daylight."
>>45434I'm being conservative. I'll wait until you want me to cast it next to one of those three doors
>>45433Trump is not stealthy, and doesn't really understand the concept
>>45423Infernius hears a "huh", "huah", "tsuu", and Thez skids to the ground next to him.
>>45429Better point, no. Thank you for reminding me. The area is waft-ish, in that there are layers of dust so fine that they hover in place, resonantly affected by the drats caused by the rupture and the party's interference. This place is
old, and scraps of almost weightless debris sifts by on the ground.
>>45436>conservativeIt's an at-will ability. Use it constantly.
>>45439"Are you sure your uhm,... leg is alright?"
>>45437Detect evil, because why not?
[1d20+21 = 25][1d20+21 = 35]>>45437Well, full perception, to start off.
Look for anything any everything.
Spot, Listen
>>45440"Yea it okay, it feel better. Me about to cast daylight. So be ready okay?
*boops thez*
So where are we going now?
>>45438Holy shit you're right
>>45445This
>>45446We have three doors to chose from
[1d20+21 = 30]>>45448Rolling to move silently.
>>45444"YOU CAN COME UP ANY TIME YOU KNOW!"
>>45449[1d3 = 3] taking the easy way out of this
>>45451>[echos]Reeeeeeee no yelling in the dungeon!
>>45451"There might be treasure down here."
>>45452Casts detect evil again to figure out whats on the other side of Torcuil's door, door 3
>>45455"Fair point"
>>45454"Don't worry little pony, it's no problem you can't recover from"
>>45441Fucking everywhere
>>45442Pic related, rectangles are doors.
>>45450Finally,…
>>45457"There's no problem. Anyways, I think the wizard wants door 3"
*nibbles Horse ear
>>45458A second round of detect evil on door 3, to see if anything is distinct in the field of strong auras and unhallow
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+25 = 40]
*inspect closes door*
Rolling Search to peak around corner, and Hide to not be noticed by any enemies.
>>45460I fugged-up the order there.
>>45458*waits for thez to get ready*
*casts daylight.*
>>45444>>45462"Nice trips btw." she says covering her eyes.
>>45461Meh, pic related
So, any objections to door number three?
>>45463Is the "C" where the party is?
>>45463"Thanks me made em myself."
*Closes eyes and casts Daylight*
>>45464No
>>45467"ALL TRIPS COME FROM ELWAY HIMSELF!" can be heard
>>45464No
>>45466Are you claiming you opened the door?
>>4546210 min/level. However, the brilliance of it is diminished by way of the extreme unholiness of this wretched place.
>>45465That is where - unless I'm mistaken - Trump, Fae, and Torcuil are. Thez and Infernius are at the base of the other (destroyed) staircase.
>>45468>claimingThat's what I meant to do.
>>45468"Implying, Hitler graces us with Digits."
>>45471"This is not the path you want to go down, Infenius"
>>45469"Cmon momma. Lets go find some treasure."
>>45471>>45470"Someone open the third door, something tells me thats a good place to go"
>>45472"We are both firm in our faiths brad."
>>45471And as the daylight did shine forth, several figures could be seen in the darkness beyond Infernius, including several (3) black cloud-formations that really don't seem to prefer being hit by daylight.
>>45475"And Elway giveth our daily digits"
>>45477"Hitler brings us the digits."
>>45478Which one is the 3rd door? Is it clockwise?
[1d20+21 = 24]
Search check to find pots to smash.
>>45480Whichever door. The one nearest to her.
>clockwiseSure.
>>45479>>45481whatDraw a sword in case anything pops out to try to suck your soul or drain your blood or turn you into a Vargoille or
drain your non-existent wisdom\r
>>45476"Oh shit charge and attck."
[Dice3d20]
[1d20 = 2]>>45481Also BTW, those dots at the end of the hallway are a mechanical gate with no observable controls.
>>45484Trump is as usual
kek>>45486As Infernius closes, the wraith gets an attack of opportunity.
[2d20 = 21]
Which sails wildly. Infernius makes one attack (cuz he has to close range to do so) with his not flaming sword and the round ends. Roll Initiative. Dice 1 is Thez
[1d20 = 2]>>45489Can I roll initiative
>>45490Oh you have to be fucking me
>>45494But I can see it going down
>>45495Naw, we're in a completely different room.
What did Tracy see/find?
>>45496Okay, glad to ignore that 2.
Torc trys to find a way down where the others are
>>45490I love you. Even if your heresy has displeased Elway
\r
Tracy is still looking for clay pots and stab-able monsters.
Does she find any?
>>45489Does Tracy still have blood after her unarmed-pot search?
>>45491Because of that roll, no he can't.
>>45496Tracy finds a room full of mounds of dust.
>>45497Too late
>>45502What?
>>45503
Uh huh. It fits in the hallway?
>>45504*smash mounds of dust for rupies*
*move to next room*
>>45506>>45504Can I Intimidate the dust?
>>45507The mounds are about 6" deep in dust, revealing the ends of several gilded chests and particularly ornate and fine woodwork.