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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
1348 replies and 126 files omitted.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45307
45323
>>45304
Aww... I can wait for you
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45308
>>45306
More like minute

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45309
45314
>>45305
To ask Fae: "Is it in this room?"

>>45306
"Afraid, no. But you have atrocious tastes"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45310
45315
>>45295
How dark is it? Is it pitch black?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45311
>>45300
>>45305

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45312
Torc brings out Mr. Snek and hops on his back
>>45302
"Ladys first then"
Torc rolls a architecture check for hidden shit
[1d20+2 = 10]

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45313
45318 45322
>>45305
What does the ceiling of the room look like?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45314
45317
>>45309
*licks face*
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45315
45316
>>45310
Aside from the light streaming in from the hole, yes. Most ppl have darkvision tho so its not a big deal, and Tracy is on fire.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45316
45319
>>45315
*Tracy makes a super-saiyan ki-charging pose, and revs up her flames to illuminate the room so her husband can see past his arms*
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45317
45320
>>45314
Understanding the nature of the returned insult, he glares back
T2++T
?
No.45318
[1d20+21 = 25]
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>45313
Search and Spot checks on ceiling, because he asked.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45319
45324
>>45316
*glares harder*
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45320
45321
>>45317
>insult
[confused pony noises]
*frowns*
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45321
45326
>>45320
*sighs*

*pets horsey head*
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45322
45325
>>45313
Ever seen the Sistine chapel? It looks nothing like that. In fact, the ceiling is probably the most unmentionable aspect. Its just flat glassy shit.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45323
>>45307
Its okay brad just protect thez untill i get there.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45324
45325
>>45319
[confused pony noises]
".. W-would you rather I turn it down, Flashy..?"
*flames fizzle and die-down considerably, leaving the room pitch black once more*
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45325
45327 45341
>>45322
Kek. Yes I have seen the sistine chapel, it was just a question to see if the "rooftop," which seems to be the bottom of the lower overturned pyramid, was identical on both sides, suggesting that the octohedron was two pyramids put together rather than a single structure

>>45324
He doesn't need darkvision to give you the stare of death
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45326
45328
>>45321
[sad monster noises]
"... Are you mad at me, Flashy?"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45327
>>45325
She's confused, because she doesn't understand why he's glaring at her. She only wants to help.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45328
45331
>>45326
"No no, you're a good horsey"

*Rubs and pats what he thinks is her head and neck*
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45329
45330 45331
"So, are we just gonna stand here waiting or are we gonna go in?"
>Snek noises
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45330
45333
>>45329
I think that's snake for "fuck this haunted house shit I'm outa here"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45331
45332 45333
>>45328
"... If you're having trouble seeing, just let me know.. I'm here to help you, Flashy"
>>45329
Having found nothing on her detection rolls, Tracy advances forward.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45332
45334
>>45331
I'd try again with trap searching

*stares*
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45333
45341
>>45330
My snek ain't no fucking wimp...
But I would agree
>>45331
"Welp, here we go"
T2++T
?
No.45334
45335
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>45332
One more Search Check then.
4k+jL
?
No.45335
45336 45337 45341
[1d20 = 9]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dancing_Lights
This should help with seeing
>>45334
Snek the rogue makes an extra search check
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45336
45339
>>45335
"That'll work. Send 'em around the room to help us see what's here.

If we need to, I can cast Daylight so we can light up the room since, you know, I'm a spell caster with a buffed 18 wisdom"
*stares at horse*
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45337
45338 45339 45340 45341
>>45335
You cast spells with memes fuccboi
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45338
45340
>>45337
This, desu.
Gib memes.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45339
45343
>>45336
Torc send the lights around the room, allowing the party to look around.
>>45337
Not fucking always you bitch
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45340
45343
sf-getlit.png
>>45337
>>45338
Like what?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45341
45347
>>45325
Thats a clever idea, though not what it is. The ceiling is completely horizontal and does not reflect the pyramid slope.
>>45333
For future reference, Thez can talk to Snek and convey/receive concepts and information.
>>45335
"I can do that one again!" Thez says, also casting Dancing Lights,... for no particular purpose.
>>45337
He can cast them manually too, I just prefer memes, and tend to interpret the dice more favorably (or bypass entirely) the dice with dank maymays.

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45342
45345 45346
*walks forward, crunching bones underhoof*
How many corridors are there*
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45343
45344
>>45340
Thats pretty good ironically.
>>45339
Yes you do!
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45344
45347
>>45343
This.
It's the payment for being able to cast almost every spell without arcane prep.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45345
>>45342
*pulls on horse dock to increase the lighting*
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45346
45348
>>45342
see >>45295
The party can see 2 staircases, and upon inspection they lead toward different areas of the pyramid, despite their proximity.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45347
45349 45350
>>45341
I try to use memes more for combat cause I can think of ones easier.
Ya'll are gonna hate my one for this boss
>>45344
>imply finding memes to satisfy you heathens isn't arcane prep
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45348
45351 45352
>>45346
"Which staircase guys?"
Torc begins walking slowly towards the pillar, Snek in tow
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45349
>>45347
>prep
Kek, it is tho, literally
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45350
45351 45353
>>45347
That's exactly the point.
The memes are the arcane prep.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45351
45352 45353
>>45348
"Don't they both lead to the same location?"

To Fae

"Advance"

>>45350
This
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45352
>>45348
>>45351
"It doesn't look like it. It looks like narrow hallways going in different directions from here. They might meet up, but it doesn't look like they're next to eachother, even though they're next to eachother." Thez says looking down one of them.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45353
45355
>>45351
>>45350
Oh just wait

>stair cases
"I don't know, but the money's on 'no'"
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45354
45356
Thez looks at Tracy
"Don't go ethereal unless you have to either, who knows what sort of can of worms that could be."
T2++T
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No.45355
45357
[1d20+25 = 35]
>>45353
Good point

Search check to detect man-eating stairs
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45356
>>45354
Tracy slowly nods in response.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45357
>>45355
The stairs do not appear to be man-eating, and have no traps or shenanigens.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45358
45359
"I'm voting left"
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45359
45360 45362
>>45358
"I KNEW YOU LIBERTARIANS WERE SECRET LEFTISTS!"
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45360
45361
>>45359
"I meant staircase you fucking retard"
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45361
45365
>>45360
"Uh huh. I'm sure you did."
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45362
45364
>>45359
"Do you feel that?" Fae says to Trump. "This whole place has been unhallowed. Turning will be suppressed. Not fully, but with a big modifier.
T2++T
?
No.45363
45365 45366
[1d20 = 2]
Rolling to flip coin
Even is left, odd is right
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45364
>>45362
"Thank you for telling me. It does feel almost like democrat senator's office here"
*shivers*
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45365
>>45363
Thats 2 for the left staircase
>>45361
"Oh fuck off and decide"
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45366
45367 45368
>>45363
"I'm okay with left. If its a dead end, we can always go back." Thez says.

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45367
>>45366
"I just don't want to be split up from my mounts. I'd prefer to have the help of the Cleric and the wizard though. Where is Infernius anyways?"
T2++T
?
No.45368
45369 45370 45371 45372 45374
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>45366
>If its a dead end, we can always go back
*death flags spring up*
Tracy goes in first.
Rolling to Listen for enemies.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45369
frqc24q7u96z.jpg
>>45368

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45370
>>45368
FUCKING HELL NICE!
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45371
1510001184425.png
>>45368

Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45372
45375 45377
>>45368
Don't go left.
The staircase would collapse under the full weight of the party, and they would in fact be unable to go backward (and some might take damage) if they were to go left.

Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45373
45377
All puns intended
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45374
45380
>>45368
*pets horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45375
45376 45381
>>45372
Tracy turns towards the rest of the party with as grim, serious expression.
"Let's not go this way."
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45376
>>45375
"I'll trust ye"
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45377
45379
>>45372
>>45373
"The left choice is the wrong choice, and the right is the right choice. Those are the words you should live by. Have none of you remembered this is a den of leftist senators and justices?"
T2++T
?
No.45378
45379 45384
[1d20+21 = 37]
Rolling once again to listen to the other staircase.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45379
45381 45382
>>45377
"Then why didn't they make it seem like right was bad? Something isn't right..."
>>45378
Not bad
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45380
45382
>>45374
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45381
>>45375
Although technically the party can fly or whatever, so they'd still be able to backtrack, but if "walked/crept down" it would be bad.
>>45379
Its not a trap, its that this is old AF and crumbling.
1s5P2
?
No.45382
45383
[2d20 = 26]
Rolling for Fae on listen and spot on the right stair case

>>45380
*pets cute giant horsey ears again*

>>45379
"This whole pyramid isn't right... kek, get it? But seriously, they will try everything they can to make the Right look as bad as possible. Don't believe it. It's fake news"

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45383
45385
>>45382
Kek
"So we going up?"
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45384
45390
>>45378
From the top of the staircase, Tracy can see that at the end of the staircase the corridor immediately angles to the right and is out of view. She hears complete silence, and can see nothing signiicant.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45385
45387
>>45383
"If Fae and Tracy clear us, then yes. But I don't think we have any other choice"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45386
45388
Just wondering, does Tracy get any profane bonuses for being a blackguard fiend in an unhallowed environment?
It was said that turning was limited, but what about rebuking?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45387
45389
>>45385
Thez' head pops out of a shadow in the middle of the party. "There's doors, but there's nothing that needs squishing. Not immediately at least."
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45388
45389 45390 45391
>>45386
*glares*

Writes note and places it on the Ground so Infernius knows to go Right

"Not like he doesn't know that already"
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45389
>>45387
>>45388
"I guess we're accending..."
Anyone wanna go first beside the squishy meatbag?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45390
45394 45396
>>45388
[whimpers]
".. Did I do something wrong, Flashy?"
>>45384
"... I'm not picking up anything.."
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45391
45392
>>45388
Oh yes, Infernius flies HA! in on Uatchit, cuz I can't imagine him doing anything else given the circumstances.
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45392
45393 45400
>>45391
Do i see the rest of the party?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45393
45397
>>45392
You have Darkvision, so probably.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45394
45395
>>45390
"No silly. Let's go in first"

Directs horsey
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45395
45397
>>45394
".. You've seemed awfully angry today, Flashy... It makes me worried.."
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45396
>>45390
"Don't worry, I snuck by you and checked it out myself! Did you know shadowdancers can hide in plain sight if they're within 5' of a shadow? This whole PLACE is shadows! In any case, I already went down. I didn't try any of them, but there's a door on either side of the hall and one at the end."
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45397
45398 45399
>>45393
He actually doesn't, but he does have the Daylight spell. Whatever, Tracy should be luminescent and he can hold a torch

>>45395
"Yeah I know"

Buries himself in horse fur
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45398
1515794889850-1.png
>>45397

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45399
45401
>>45397
Mintaurs get natural Darkvision.
Their Natural Cunning is also useful in dungeons: like a crawfish in a riverbed.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45400
45402
>>45392
Yes, they're next to a staircase on the right side of the room. Also there's a note on the floor that says "GO RIGHT".
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45401
45403
>>45399
He doesn't get that full set of racial bonuses it's half-orc race. THAT set of racial bonuses is the equivalent of adding two class levels to a character
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45402
45404 45405 45406
>>45400
I go left.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45403
45406
>>45401
Half-SJWs get Darkvision too.
And why a half-SJW as the base race?
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45404
>>45402
"INFERNIUS STAHP"
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45405
45407
>>45402
"No! I'NIS!" and other cautions are heard as Infernius goes Leeroy Jenkins on the left side. Is that seriously what he's doing?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45406
45411
INFERNIUS GOT SMOTE.gif
>>45402
Lol

>>45403
Wow they do. GM said so months ago

>>45402
"I was worried if maybe he was too much socialist and not enough nationalist..."