What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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[1d20+25 = 32]
>>45512
*praises Epona*
Rolling Search to detect traps/mimics before rapidly ransacking chests
>>45512
*praises Epona*
Rolling Search to detect traps/mimics before rapidly ransacking chests
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Alright, so Infernius and Thez are fighting a trio (its three btw), Tracy and Trump are gettin filthy rich (you guys should roll too).
[4d20 = 47]
>>45518
Trumpaladin does not know how to open chests in d&d, so he quick draws Sugoito, and hits the chest repeatedly with it
>>45518
Trumpaladin does not know how to open chests in d&d, so he quick draws Sugoito, and hits the chest repeatedly with it
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[4d20 = 52]
>>45538
I wouldn't except we can't really take it back anyways, and I'm not fully convinced it isn't a mimic or trapped or what have you
>>45538
I wouldn't except we can't really take it back anyways, and I'm not fully convinced it isn't a mimic or trapped or what have you
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Fun fact; chance, skill, ability, or other skill checks can be combined. Meaning, if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once he could, while other characters could multi-chad their way through things.
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>>45541
What does that mean? We could do a single roll for multiple checks?
>if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once
>pic related
What does that mean? We could do a single roll for multiple checks?
>if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once
>pic related
[1d20 = 4]
>>45546
Example. Thez is rolling for listen, spot, sneak, hide, knowledge: architecture, and
>>45546
Example. Thez is rolling for listen, spot, sneak, hide, knowledge: architecture, and
[2d20 = 20]
Rolling combination Grapple on Horse pussy and Ride check
Rolling combination Grapple on Horse pussy and Ride check
Praise Epona!
Yhrz
Fug. This is Tracy's side
And Infernius' side
Tracy leaves the room after pocketing everything that isn't nailed down.
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[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 39]
Trumpaldin has out Vanderiem, his ring shield of Force, and Fae does spot and listen checks
Trumpaladin does a detect evil in front of the door
[1d20+20 = 39]
Trumpaldin has out Vanderiem, his ring shield of Force, and Fae does spot and listen checks
Trumpaladin does a detect evil in front of the door
>>45580
>Faggot, in his half-asleep fog, realizes he hasn't opened them
Do they fit in the Bag Of Holding?
>Faggot, in his half-asleep fog, realizes he hasn't opened them
Do they fit in the Bag Of Holding?
>>45604
>Vice-like grip of nightmare pussy
You're not getting out of that until or unless she let's him free.
I think that's a nice place to leave off.
Goodnight, faggots.
>Vice-like grip of nightmare pussy
You're not getting out of that until or unless she let's him free.
I think that's a nice place to leave off.
Goodnight, faggots.
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>>45610
>Is smart enough to know not to place hand into chest
>Is not smart enough to know better than to finger an OP demon horse
>Is smart enough to know not to place hand into chest
>Is not smart enough to know better than to finger an OP demon horse
>>45610
It's inescapable, and you know it.
1st rule of dungeoneering: don't stick your hands into holes you can't see into if you're not prepared to face the plausible consequences.
*Powerful steaming glutes shudder feverishly around hand*
>Faggot ACTUALLY goes to bed this time
It's inescapable, and you know it.
1st rule of dungeoneering: don't stick your hands into holes you can't see into if you're not prepared to face the plausible consequences.
*Powerful steaming glutes shudder feverishly around hand*
>Faggot ACTUALLY goes to bed this time
>>45613
He's hopelessly trapped, but she's soft on the inside, gently holding him firmly in place. She won't break anything unless something suddenly compels her to clench: then his hand would be kill, because it counts as helpless.
He's hopelessly trapped, but she's soft on the inside, gently holding him firmly in place. She won't break anything unless something suddenly compels her to clench: then his hand would be kill, because it counts as helpless.
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In the 44th chapter of Mixed Nuts (yeah, it's been that long) our fearless Paladin finds himself in peril deep within a pitch-black dungeon. In his attempt to reach out for a priceless treasure, he has found his arm trapped within a particularly difficult trap. He finds his dominant hand trapped tightly within the bone-crushing grasp of Tracy's herculean horsepussy, with little hope of escape. As his hand begins to turn blue and the excruciating pain slowly begins to die away, and he sees his waifu shudder unresponsively, too stimulated and "unwise" to save her beloved.
So, what are you going to do next, Mr. Hero?
So, what are you going to do next, Mr. Hero?
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