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Creative Title Referencing Nuts
Anonymous
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No.44896
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What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.46273
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How to you torture information out of a mummy?
Maybe we can rebuke him with slabs of bacon.
Anonymous
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No.46274
46277
>>46273
Holy water and Paladin's lay of hands

>Bacon
Lol, I like that too
Anonymous
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>>46266
I almost used meteor swarm, then decided that since I ha already used it that day I shouldn't because some people might start bitching about using a very high level spell twice in a day.
>fire is good against mummies
I hadn't even considered it
Anonymous
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No.46276
46280
>>46275
>I stopped Torcuil from lighting us all on fire
You're welcome
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46274
Holy water would just kill him.
He'd be all "Allah hu Akbar" about it since he's probably a Cleric, so try the bacon to scare him shitless.
>>46275
>>46266
I'm not lying when I say I unironically believed the room might be filled with dynamite. They're Arabs after all.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46275
Casting Meteor swarm inside an enclosed space would've killed us all regardless.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.46279
Actually, since he's only got a tiny bit of HD left, he could almost definitely be rebuked with bacon, if Tracy sets up her Darkskull next to him.
Anonymous
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No.46280
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>>46276
You're lucky Trump couldn't light the torch, I was 3 lines into the catastrophic explosion when I realized that requires two hands.
>>46277
Arabs? Where'd you get that idea?
Anonymous
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No.46281
>>46271
The city of durpistan already has infrastructure, arable land, and a mine. I want another place to house a civilian population, and Durpistan is a good choice. The bog and forest can be burned for the ranch land Tracy's faggot wants, but otherwise won't be used at all

>>46277
Holy water is what we used on the Vampire in the Court City. It does acid damage, but it probably won't be enough to kill

But let's try the bacon

>>46278
This
Anonymous
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No.46282
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>sigh
He's a mummy. Mummies are We Wuz, not Allah Akbar.
Anonymous
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No.46283
46286
>>46278
I mean, that was a bit of a deciding factor too...
>>46277
>dynamite
Aloha snackbar
Anonymous
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No.46285
>>46282
We wuz didnt do nuthin's and sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiittttttt
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46283
Good point.
We'll use a job application instead.
Anonymous
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No.46287
>>46286
Nah, use a child and say it's theirs
Anonymous
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No.46288
46294
>>46280
I had no intention of lighting a torch to begin with, but Tracy's faggot, realizing he knocked his own character out, said "cast daylight!" "Cast daylight!" because he wanted his character to be awoken. So I figured fine, He'd light a torch. Because Daylight is a medium level spell and I didn't want to waste medium level spells when he'd need eagle's splendor and stuff later. When you said "he'd need two hands," I was thinking "goddamn it he can just hold the torch between his knees while he fiddles with a match or flint" But then I thought, "you know what, this asshole cripples my character then his? That bitch can stay unconscious and if we die because of his fuckery then so be it" so I said "yep, he can't light the torch and you are shit out of luck"

>>46286
FUCK YES

That and a child support payment order
Mrs. Sentry
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So, is the party set on taking the loot back and trying again later, or are they going to go deeper into the dungeon?
Anonymous
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>>46289
I think the later. It should be easy enough to move loot out though
Anonymous
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No.46291
>>46290
*The latter
Anonymous
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>>46289
The coffins account for 10 of the art pieces. Retaining them would necessitate a trip back outside.
Anonymous
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No.46293
46295 46297
>>46292
Take them to the hole, and put them in boats an have 'em taken back to the tower by NPCs. It wouldn't take long at all
Mrs. Sentry
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No.46294
>>46288
>>46286
I can't remember how many ranks I had Tracy put into forgery, but that could work.
>>46290
We have a prisoner, so he might be able to give info on the inner-workings of the temple.
>>46292
Let's do that then.
This temple isn't going anywhere for at least two weeks.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.46295
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>>46293
I want to get some info out of Kang Tut, so we can get a hint of what else we might face.
Also, I want him to tell us where the treasure is.
Anonymous
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No.46296
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>>46295
Okay, I'm pretty sure this guy is a bit... older than most of the inhabitants of the Temple. He's like Frederick Douglas or something. I don't think he's in the loop

>Forgery
My character can give him a real one

>Treasure
We just got it
Anonymous
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>>46293
Agreed. Just making sure it was specified, cuz dust explosions is just one of the tricks I have up my sleeves.

Mrs. Sentry
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>>46296
Either way, he's been animated for a long time. He has to know something about his tomb.
>We just got it
That was only 1 room's worth of treasure, and we still have a whole dungeon to plunder.
Anonymous
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>>46297
>This spooky and ominus post
Uh uh! Fae, who can cast zeroth level cleric spells, uses detect magic on the coffins

>>46298
I'm most concerned about organized groups of Lichs and similar leaders
Anonymous
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>>46299
The magic on them is residual, and to do with the mummies themselves.

I just mean to say, that there will be other opportunities for the party to not exclusively blow themselves and their environments up wake up in the entertron further on.
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No.46301
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Tracy makes a search check to detect Traps on the way back.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46300
It wouldn't be a dungeon without traps.
Anonymous
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No.46303
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Anonymous
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>>46302
Trumpaladin comes across a beautiful Mare, who seems to be held hostage

"hey there big guy"
Mrs. Sentry
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Kek, aI found a meme for Torc.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.46306
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>>46304
I'm confused by what you're saying.
Anonymous
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No.46307
>>46303
Nah, they're good. Pic related gives an idea of the big one's coffin (and why Tracy couldn't just throw them in her bag Xp)
By the way, why is there no such image as King Doot-ankhamun?
Anonymous
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fug
Anonymous
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>>46306
The mare has a penis

>>46308
Hell yes that will make a nice addition. I hope Felicia likes it
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46308
How did we mistake these things for chests?
>>46309
Cease your faggotry.
Anonymous
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>>46310
Because they were covered in like 6 inches of dust (think snow, but black). Besides, that one was at the back. The other ones aren't as ornate.
Anonymous
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No.46312
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>>46310
It was a joke. "Traps"

>How
Literal feet of dust
Anonymous
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>>46311
Um... what's the Tome of?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46313
Ask Lenos.
Also, I want it, even if it's cursed.
Anonymous
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>>46312
I got the joke, don't worry
>>46313
Its written in hibbity hooblah, and will require identification.
>>46314
>wants things

Anonymous
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No.46316
46318 46322 46323
>>46314
I WANT IT

You can have it if it's dexterity or intelligence

>>46315
If only Trumpaladin had a mount who could cast a basic cleric spell that would allow her to read all languages
Anonymous
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No.46318
46320 46322
>>46305
Top kek
>>46314
>>46316
>>46315
I used memes to claim it
Anonymous
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No.46319
46320 46322 46323
Also, does Knowledge (arcana) or Spellcraft give me a bonus for detecting magic traps?
Anonymous
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No.46320
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>>46318
I claimed it first. Dibs. You don't have much use for most scores anyways except intelligence

>>46319
I think only a rogue can do that
Anonymous
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No.46321
46325
>>46320
Actually, Sorcerors use Cha, not Int.
Who knew?
>rogue
Rogues can't detect magic and shit
Mrs. Sentry
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Anonymous
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>>46316
Read magic will only enable the words to be comprehensible; it doesn't give any indication of what the purpose is.
>>46319
It would give bonuses to detect magical objects, but only a rogue can detect that an object is a trap if the trap is DC15+ (I think)
Anonymous
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No.46324
46325
>>46322
Death wrote her number on the star card, disabling the magic of it.
>>46320
Torcuil had left at that point, it can't be considered a fair challenge
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>46323
Thank you for the actual answer
Plus I have snek rogue.
>>46325
>posts
If you look at time, you will notice I posted this morning. And I said I was going to sleep. Checkm8
Anonymous
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>>46325
My mistake, I had thought he left by that point.
Also, don't let me forget, King Doot had some magnificent half-plate, a cloak, a ring, and a brooch.

Anonymous
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No.46328
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>>46322
Fuckwit, did I say "read magic"? No. I said "read all languages" which is referring to the first level cleric spell "comprehend languages" which Fae can cast
Anonymous
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No.46329
46331 46336
>>46326
It was posted last night and you posted after that. You just forgot that you saw it

>>46327
I'm guessing we'll need to wait until later to find out what those things are?
Anonymous
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No.46330
>>46322
Torc has 18 ranks in decipher script an diligent as a feat. Diligent adds +2 to decipher script
>>46327
A ring?
Also see >>46326

Anonymous
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No.46331
46332
>>46329
Identify as a spell takes 1 hour to cast. Analyze dweomer is instant, but is a 6th level spell
Anonymous
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No.46332
46336
>>46331
I guess we'll wait until later to figure out what we have then
Anonymous
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Too late, I saw it. It was saucy, and there were trips.
Mrs. Sentry
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Spoilered
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Anonymous
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No.46337
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>>46336
I ain't taking it yet.
For all I know it could kill me...

Again
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46333
>>46337
Ah, good point...
muh stat-boost though.. T^T
Permanent Ability drain is worse than death, although Infernius could cast Restoration.
Anonymous
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No.46340
>>46335
I'm actually not suprised he deleted it
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>46339
He may take it after he knows what it does though.
>>46341
>not giving the guy who relys on charisma the charisma bonus
Well okay then
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46341
It's not Str, but it might be Char. Only Artifacts grant Str
>>46342
Why did you switch to Sorceror instead of Wizard? Wizard does moar stuff and geats moar spells, and you already get to cast whatever you want with memes without arcane prep.
Anonymous
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No.46344
46345 46346
>>46342
We've never applied the rules to your character for spells, never.

Charisma is the key attribute for a paladin because it boosts saving throws, helps with lay of hands and smite evil, but most importantly I need a high score for several epic feats later. And I'm very far from that high score

You were wizard for like 4 months. That reallies on Int, which you have 2 points more of than charisma and you won't need to fight me for it. You can fight Tracy's faggot instead

>>46343
There's a tome for strength I think I think
Anonymous
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No.46345
>>46343
Wizards need components though. I don't want to have to rule-keep on that shit unless its pricey swag that counts as treasure later.
>>46344
Yes, there's a tome for every stat. Gainful Exercise
Anonymous
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>>46344
>>46343
GM switched me, not me. Cause sorcerers pull their spell out their ass. Wizards menorize then forget when they use it
Anonymous
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No.46347
>>46346
I fucked up my grammar so bad
Anonymous
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No.46348
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>>46346
Can we just not rule cuck you then on charisma if you want to be a sorcerer?

>>46343
If it's wisdom, let Trumpaladin read the tome and give the Periphat to Tracy, so Tracy gets +4 wisdom and 13 wisdom overall but still has time to feed her birds and train for feats
Anonymous
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No.46349
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>>46346
The reason is:
Wizards have to prepare their spells daily, which at the very least requires an hour for 1 spell or 8 hours for all of them. Further, they have to maintain the capacity to keep all their components on hand or within easy reach but without them coming into contact (oh hey, wasn't there a robe that did that?).
>>46348
Oh ffs it is wisdom, +3. I got that off a natural roll on Thez' dice, back before the pyramid showed up.
Anonymous
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No.46350
46352
>>46348
>let Trump read it
Or Torc. He does get +20 on decipher checks
Anonymous
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No.46352
46353
>>46349
That's useful information

>>46350
It's wisdom though, which is good for Tracy or Trumpaladin, but not of use to Torcuil
Anonymous
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No.46353
46354 46355
>>46352
Well I didn't that before my post
>>46349
>throwing shade about the robe
Really? You gonna still do that?
Anonymous
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No.46354
46355
>>46353
I should clarify I meant Torc could read it to Tracy
Anonymous
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>>46353
>>46349
>This was the purpose of the robe

>>46354
If you're just going to be a dick to me for the purpose of being a dick, then I can do the same to you
Anonymous
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No.46356
>>46355
Thats not what I meant, I'm just saying Torc has a better chance at deciphering it.
But by all means, go ahead
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46348
Tracy's neck slot is full (spiked collar with the Ring of Animal Friendship). She couldn't use the Periapt.
Where did the Periapt even come from anyway?
Anonymous
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No.46359
46360
>>46358
Whats a periapt?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.46360
46361
>>46359
I assumes he means a Periapt of Wisdom.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46360
>>46358
And I'm an idiot and can't spell for shit even when the word is right in front of me,...
Anonymous
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46363 46366
>>46358
The Periapt was an item requested during the lead up to the mission to take back infernius

Is a ring of animal friendship really more useful than +4 wisdom? You can switch them out anyways.

She needs an engagement gift

>>46361
That word is unspellable
Anonymous
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No.46363
46364
>>46362
The Periapt can be modified to attach to Tracy's collar.
Anonymous
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No.46364
46371
>>46363
>>46349
Tell you what GM. Trumpaladin will cede the Tome to Tracy's Faggot, but lay tentative claim to the Robe with option to give to Infernius (maybe Torcuil?) after finding out what it is.

That way, Tracy's faggot can gain +3 wisdom, but lose out on +4 wisdom and an entire week that could have been dedicated to item crafting, animal rearing, or feat training, and Trumpaladin can keep the +4 Periapt
Anonymous
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No.46365
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GM, Can I get a list of everything thats currently unclaimed?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46362
>Is a ring of animal friendship really more useful
I thought it'd be the item most similar to her iconic /mlp/-collar, because Friendship is Magick.

Also, why do you want to increase his Wis so much? None of his spells have notable saving throws, and he's already got enough Wis to cast all of his spells. He can cast Owl's Wisdom when he needs a boost anyway.
>>46365
Those goats would make ebin mounts, fyi.
Anonymous
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No.46367
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>>46366
Why goats though?
Could make a nice meal for Snek though
Mrs. Sentry
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>>46366
Then again, they're very limited in use.
Anonymous
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No.46369
>>46365
You're gonna love the Goats. But so will Infernius and Tracy's faggot

>>46366
The original reason I wanted it was specifically to give to Tracy. But I later realized that Paladins have damn near no spells. A level 17 paladin can only cast one level 4 spell a day. But a level 17 paladin can cast two level 4 spells a day. I hate having to debate with myself whether it's worth it to cast death ward now or keep until later, or chose between death ward and holy sword, and there really is no good reason Tracy should have had to roll a saving throw on a finger of death in the charge against RBG. Wisdom also helps with Sense Motive, which is one of the skills I actually use, although not by a massive margin
Mrs. Sentry
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Mrs. Sentry
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>>46371
> the party gave it to NPCs to transport it.
Wat?!
Anonymous
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>>46368
True, but Infernius will love them anyways

A Nightmare is too OP to use as a general mount, and so naturally it's limited in use

>>46371
No, we're keeping the cloak and the half plate in the dungeon

>>46372
I just specified the coffins
Anonymous
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No.46374
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>>46371
I'll settle for the ring, a goat, and the scroll.
Maybe the rod...
Anonymous
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No.46375
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>>46374
Let's find out what the scroll and rod arm before divvying
Anonymous
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>>46373
Just the cloak and the half-plate?
>>46374
Infernius made first bid on the rod, but idk

Mrs. Sentry
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No.46377
46378
>>46373
He can have as many goats as he wants if I can use that sexy rod. Tracy doesn't need a mount.
Anonymous
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>>46376
We can't use the Tome anytime soon at all, most of that shit will require lenos, and there is no way at all to carry coffins and so much gold

Fine, we take it back to the tower with armed escort

>>46377
So you know what the rod is

>rod is sexy
Tracy doesn't need a sex toy
Anonymous
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No.46379
46381
>>46378
Wait, whats the rod?
>>46375
No

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