What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45952
It's not fun when you're the one being told your priestess "should be bumped back a few grades" for not having Magic Fang permanency on her mouth
I think Tracy should be paired with a mod god. You want to play her as a blackguard after all
It's not fun when you're the one being told your priestess "should be bumped back a few grades" for not having Magic Fang permanency on her mouth
I think Tracy should be paired with a mod god. You want to play her as a blackguard after all
I gtg for an hour again.
See you guys then
See you guys then
>>45954
Ah, Mordenkainen; 2 hits.
The grappled Mummies tear apart the remaining pepes, while the rest attack. 1 Snek, 2 Fae, 2 Trump, 2 Tracy.
Ah, Mordenkainen; 2 hits.
The grappled Mummies tear apart the remaining pepes, while the rest attack. 1 Snek, 2 Fae, 2 Trump, 2 Tracy.
>>45955
Blackguards and Paladins don't necessarily have to have Patron deities to retain their class abilities, but I do want her to make some contact with outsiders of her alignment.
Blackguards and Paladins don't necessarily have to have Patron deities to retain their class abilities, but I do want her to make some contact with outsiders of her alignment.
[5d20 = 74]
>>45961
You're correct, sorry. Trump felled one, so he would have 1 on him, and Fae felled one,.
So 1 Snek, 2 (occupied), 1 Fae, 1 Trump, 2 Tracy
>>45961
You're correct, sorry. Trump felled one, so he would have 1 on him, and Fae felled one,.
So 1 Snek, 2 (occupied), 1 Fae, 1 Trump, 2 Tracy
[1d20+15 = 30]
>>45963
>20 on Fae
Fuck. Rolling for Fae's Fort save. I think she can get an 11 base after factoring in extra levels, and she has a +4 constitution bonus now
>>45963
>20 on Fae
Fuck. Rolling for Fae's Fort save. I think she can get an 11 base after factoring in extra levels, and she has a +4 constitution bonus now
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>>45961
>you deserve to be trolled like the rest of us
Sure, I guess.
It matters what she's offered for it though.
>you deserve to be trolled like the rest of us
Sure, I guess.
It matters what she's offered for it though.
[3d20 = 42]
>>45974
Fae Bites and Claws the Fucker who hit him, slowly realizing why Elway thought the lack of magic fang was such a grievous oversight
>>45974
Fae Bites and Claws the Fucker who hit him, slowly realizing why Elway thought the lack of magic fang was such a grievous oversight
[2d6+4 = 12]
[2d6+3 = 11]
[3d6 = 8]
>>45975
Who hit her, I meant. Looks like all three attacks landed. Same -15 damage reduction
[2d6+3 = 11]
[3d6 = 8]
>>45975
Who hit her, I meant. Looks like all three attacks landed. Same -15 damage reduction
[4d20 = 32]
Trump Slashes the one who slammed his armor, while cursing at the one who hurt his kitty
Trump Slashes the one who slammed his armor, while cursing at the one who hurt his kitty
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[4d6+5 = 21]
I return again
Snek fires again while Torc hums "Hit me with your best shot [1d20+11 = 14]
Torc moes the sword to attack another mummy
I return again
Snek fires again while Torc hums "Hit me with your best shot [1d20+11 = 14]
Torc moes the sword to attack another mummy
>>46009
>applicable rules
What rules? Are you talking about the monster manual? That's pretty customizable: monsters can appear in any way shape or form. We saw undead Vargouilles earlier. You should never expect anything to be exactly as it would appear in the book (it be no fun if you could).
>applicable rules
What rules? Are you talking about the monster manual? That's pretty customizable: monsters can appear in any way shape or form. We saw undead Vargouilles earlier. You should never expect anything to be exactly as it would appear in the book (it be no fun if you could).
>>46013
Okay, but the fact remains that I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis. Do you not understand?
Okay, but the fact remains that I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis. Do you not understand?
>>46016
>I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis.
Neither would your character, so it's not really a problem.
Just give it your all.
>I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis.
Neither would your character, so it's not really a problem.
Just give it your all.
>>46015
You're right. Why aren't you? The base attack bonus of Morty's sword is Caster Level + Intelligence bonus, with multiple attacks for every -5. Torcuil might actually survive this!
You're right. Why aren't you? The base attack bonus of Morty's sword is Caster Level + Intelligence bonus, with multiple attacks for every -5. Torcuil might actually survive this!
>>46019
Wait, are we looking at the same spell?
I'm looking at mages sword. Damage is 4d6+3 force damage + charisma (cause sorcerer), oh and + caster level. I never noticed that
Wait, are we looking at the same spell?
I'm looking at mages sword. Damage is 4d6+3 force damage + charisma (cause sorcerer), oh and + caster level. I never noticed that
www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
>>46021
Yes, I have it listed as Mordenkainen's Sword, but everything else is correct. It also has a 19-20 critical threat (double damage) range.
>Its attack bonus is equal to your caster level + your Cha bonuswith an additional +3 enhancement bonus.
Yes, I have it listed as Mordenkainen's Sword, but everything else is correct. It also has a 19-20 critical threat (double damage) range.
>Its attack bonus is equal to your caster level + your Cha bonuswith an additional +3 enhancement bonus.
[4d20 = 49]
>>46024
Torc attacks more than twice, his caster level is 17 now. 17+3+Cha bonus (2?) = 22; the sword attacks 4 times, d20's.
>>46024
Torc attacks more than twice, his caster level is 17 now. 17+3+Cha bonus (2?) = 22; the sword attacks 4 times, d20's.
>>46025
Not bad. I meant he used the spell twice, but okay. Cha bonus is correct.
So where does the 22 get added?
Not bad. I meant he used the spell twice, but okay. Cha bonus is correct.
So where does the 22 get added?
[8d6+10 = 41]
Damage on crit, and then 2 attacks. Wait n/m, we'll use >>46007 as the double roll (so 42) and then these are the other two attacks.
Damage on crit, and then 2 attacks. Wait n/m, we'll use >>46007 as the double roll (so 42) and then these are the other two attacks.
>>46027
Oh ffs
Snek shoots it as an attack of random occurrence and it dies.
There is one Mummy still threatening Torcuil, and one against Snek.
>>46026
A normal attack is 4d6+5, but there were two normal attacks. Because of how the dice script works, I put it as 8d6+10 for the damage. Combined, I have Torcuil making 3 out of four attacks with Morty's sword, for a combined total of 83 damage.
Oh ffs
Snek shoots it as an attack of random occurrence and it dies.
There is one Mummy still threatening Torcuil, and one against Snek.
>>46026
A normal attack is 4d6+5, but there were two normal attacks. Because of how the dice script works, I put it as 8d6+10 for the damage. Combined, I have Torcuil making 3 out of four attacks with Morty's sword, for a combined total of 83 damage.
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>Of the 17 mummies facing Tracy, 3 score nat 20s, 3 have 19s, and 3 have 18s
[1d100 = 68]
>>46033
The magic sword so almost killed the one Torcuil was attacking that I gave Snek a magical extra attack which (cuz 2 hp) was a headshot on the mummy, killing it.
>dice
That was a series of attack rolls aimed at the party, mostly at Tracy. I'm kidding, only 2 went at Tracy, but one of them was a nat 20 so we'll get to that in a sec.
Snek, Torcuil, and Tracy gets one normal hit and one,... well let's see. Also, fortitude saves against mummy rot.
>>46033
The magic sword so almost killed the one Torcuil was attacking that I gave Snek a magical extra attack which (cuz 2 hp) was a headshot on the mummy, killing it.
>dice
That was a series of attack rolls aimed at the party, mostly at Tracy. I'm kidding, only 2 went at Tracy, but one of them was a nat 20 so we'll get to that in a sec.
Snek, Torcuil, and Tracy gets one normal hit and one,... well let's see. Also, fortitude saves against mummy rot.
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>mfw have no idea what's going on.
Please exuse me a moment while I try and figure out the [ code ] [ /code ] feature and what the hell it is
>>>/test/
>>>/test/
[1d6+10 = 15]
[1d6+10 = 12]
Tracy takes 40 points of damage.
Torcuil and snek take damage in order,
Fae's turn.
[1d6+10 = 12]
Tracy takes 40 points of damage.
Torcuil and snek take damage in order,
Fae's turn.
[3d20 = 27]
>>46044
Fae is... disturbed by the danger to teammates, but continues to attack that fucker that hit her. She learned biting and clawing in Seminary
>>46046
If two more attacks have already landed on her besides this 40 damage... It might just be worth spending a round to run and hide behind Trumpaladin
>>46044
Fae is... disturbed by the danger to teammates, but continues to attack that fucker that hit her. She learned biting and clawing in Seminary
>>46046
If two more attacks have already landed on her besides this 40 damage... It might just be worth spending a round to run and hide behind Trumpaladin
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Almost there now...
Excuse me, Tracy takes 48 points of damage, I misread the results.
>>46046
Meh, she's not that bad off. My old stats for Tracy say 121 max, so she's at about half hp. That did hurt tho.
Let's skip to the chase. I only need one set of dice. I need Torcuil to roll 5d20. First dice goes to Snek.
>>46046
Meh, she's not that bad off. My old stats for Tracy say 121 max, so she's at about half hp. That did hurt tho.
Let's skip to the chase. I only need one set of dice. I need Torcuil to roll 5d20. First dice goes to Snek.
>>46053
Because the only real question on the table is "Can Torcuil and Snek kill this last mummy before it hits Torcuil again killing him. How many rounds has it been?
With those rolls, finishing off the mummy wouldn't be a problem, and Trump , Tracy, and Fae will have made short work of the remaining mummies.
Because the only real question on the table is "Can Torcuil and Snek kill this last mummy before it hits Torcuil again killing him. How many rounds has it been?
With those rolls, finishing off the mummy wouldn't be a problem, and Trump , Tracy, and Fae will have made short work of the remaining mummies.
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