What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45952I forgot how fun making Elwayshoops was..
I outta get back into it.
>>45952It's not fun when you're the one being told your priestess "should be bumped back a few grades" for not having Magic Fang permanency on her mouth
I think Tracy should be paired with a mod god. You want to play her as a blackguard after all
I gtg for an hour again.
See you guys then
>>45954Ah, Mordenkainen; 2 hits.
The grappled Mummies tear apart the remaining pepes, while the rest attack. 1 Snek, 2 Fae, 2 Trump, 2 Tracy.
>>45955Blackguards and Paladins don't necessarily have to have Patron deities to retain their class abilities, but I do want her to make some contact with outsiders of her alignment.
Trump, did you consider Turning these sandniggers yet?
>>45957Uh, I thought there were only 7 remaining, meaning that there should be two on torcuil and only 5 on the others
>>45959The unhallow spell prevents it
>>45958Don't care, you deserve to be trolled like the rest of us
>>45960I'm scared of what that one would ask for
[5d20 = 74]>>45961You're correct, sorry. Trump felled one, so he would have 1 on him, and Fae felled one,.
So 1 Snek, 2 (occupied), 1 Fae, 1 Trump, 2 Tracy
>>45961>unhallowNot completely, but at a penalty of 4 levels.
[1d20+15 = 30]>>45963>20 on FaeFuck. Rolling for Fae's Fort save. I
think she can get an 11 base after factoring in extra levels, and she has a +4 constitution bonus now
>>45965Fae saves, and I need a saving throw from Tracy.
>>45961>you deserve to be trolled like the rest of usSure, I guess.
It matters what she's offered for it though.
>>45969For what? Did that last attack land?
[3d20 = 42]>>45974Fae Bites and Claws the Fucker who hit him, slowly realizing why Elway thought the lack of magic fang was such a grievous oversight
>>45975Is that enough to finish him?
[2d6+4 = 12][2d6+3 = 11][3d6 = 8]>>45975Who hit her, I meant. Looks like all three attacks landed. Same -15 damage reduction
>>45976No, these mummies are tough
>>45977Only 16 damage after damage reduction
[1d20 = 9]>>45978Tracy makes her Opportunist shot against that fucker then.
[4d20 = 32]
Trump Slashes the one who slammed his armor, while cursing at the one who hurt his kitty
>>45979Pretty sure that's a hit (20 ac on these guys). Chain damage is 2d4+ mods.
[4d10+30 = 54]>>45980All four slashes land against 20 AC
>>45983It's not an everwhirling chain! Jesus. Maybe like a +1 or +2
>>45982Should have declared that a power attack with 1 point shifted to damage
Someone post the thez shoops i dont have them on my phone.
>>45988Just redid this one moments ago.
>>45985The chain's bonus is to do with the mechanics' crafting.
>>45988All I have atm
>>45990Uh, Trump made his attack
>>45988Here are some of the less-good ones.
I might redo them later on.
[4d10 = 26]>>45991He did, and he gets +12 to damage each. These guys have 96 hp btw.
>>45993Almost kill. Tracy's turn.
>>45990>>45992What about the 1 with thezpone and Infernuis.
>>45996Can she Cleave from that?
>>45995I could have cleaved that on the next round while you killed the one right in front of you
>>45999Yesssss, yessssss, give in to the maximum efficiency of damage distribution
>>46002Than calculated from know factors
>>46003Pic
[1d20 = 2]>>45995>>45998She should, so she makes an extra attack at what ever's closest to her.
[4d6+5 = 21]
I return again
Snek fires again while Torc hums "Hit me with your best shot [1d20+11 = 14]
Torc moes the sword to attack another mummy
>>46005You'll get 'em next time
>>46006The applicable rules
>>46007Careful what you wish for
>>46008>forgot to add ability modifier.I'll stop trying to do math now..
>>46007also, doesn't the roll for mage's sword determine damage not hit/miss?
>>46010>Implying anyone knows what the fuck her ability modifier is>I'll stop doing math nowThat was my conclusion in
>>46001 >>46009>applicable rulesWhat rules? Are you talking about the monster manual? That's pretty customizable: monsters can appear in any way shape or form. We saw undead Vargouilles earlier. You should never expect anything to be exactly as it would appear in the book (it be no fun if you could).
>>46007The first two strikes land, but on the third the spell fails.
>>46011No. The sword has proprietary damage (significant even) but the 20 roll is purely to determine attack success.
>>46014But I'm not rolling a 20...
>>46013Okay, but the fact remains that I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis. Do you not understand?
>>46016>I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis.Neither would your character, so it's not really a problem.
Just give it your all.
>>46017Mr. "I knew it!" on the mummies
>>46015You're right. Why aren't you? The base attack bonus of Morty's sword is Caster Level + Intelligence bonus, with multiple attacks for every -5. Torcuil might
actually survive this!
>>46018I just knew that Egyptians crammed their tombs with spices.
>>46019Wait, are we looking at the same spell?
I'm looking at mages sword. Damage is 4d6+3 force damage + charisma (cause sorcerer), oh and + caster level. I never noticed that
www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
>>46021Yes, I have it listed as Mordenkainen's Sword, but everything else is correct. It also has a 19-20 critical threat (double damage) range.
>Its attack bonus is equal to your caster level + your Cha bonuswith an additional +3 enhancement bonus. >>46023So, Torc's attacke with it twice. Wtf should I fucking roll?
[4d20 = 49]>>46024Torc attacks more than twice, his caster level is 17 now. 17+3+Cha bonus (2?) = 22; the sword attacks 4 times, d20's.
>>46025Not bad. I meant he used the spell twice, but okay. Cha bonus is correct.
So where does the 22 get added?
[8d6+10 = 41]Damage on crit, and then 2 attacks. Wait n/m, we'll use
>>46007 as the double roll (so 42) and then these are the other two attacks.
>>46027I'm so damn confused, but okay
>>46027Oh ffs
Snek shoots it as an attack of random occurrence and it dies.
There is one Mummy still threatening Torcuil, and one against Snek.
>>46026A normal attack is 4d6+5, but there were two normal attacks. Because of how the dice script works, I put it as 8d6+10 for the damage. Combined, I have Torcuil making 3 out of four attacks with Morty's sword, for a combined total of 83 damage.
>>46030Um, I think 5 zombies attack now
[21d20 = 277]>>460311 Snek, 1 Torcuil, 1 Trump, 1 Fae. and 17 Tracy
Also, what's Torcuils normal HP?
>>46030>xX_MLGNoScopeSnek_Xx>>46029So, does one of the mummys threatening torc get hit by the sword?
>>46032Uh, 56?
Yeah 56
>Of the 17 mummies facing Tracy, 3 score nat 20s, 3 have 19s, and 3 have 18s
[1d100 = 68]>>46033The magic sword so almost killed the one Torcuil was attacking that I gave Snek a magical extra attack which (cuz 2 hp) was a headshot on the mummy, killing it.
>diceThat was a series of attack rolls aimed at the party, mostly at Tracy. I'm kidding, only 2 went at Tracy, but one of them
was a nat 20 so we'll get to that in a sec.
Snek, Torcuil, and Tracy gets one normal hit and one,... well let's see. Also, fortitude saves against mummy rot.
>mfw have no idea what's going on.
[1d6+10 = 11][1d6+10 = 15]>>46038>>46039Tracy saved, that's fine.
First roll gets a 3x modifier.
>>46040Saved
Please exuse me a moment while I try and figure out the [ code ] [ /code ] feature and what the hell it is
>>>/test/
[1d6+10 = 15]
[1d6+10 = 12]
Tracy takes 40 points of damage.
Torcuil and snek take damage in order,
Fae's turn.
[3d20 = 27]>>46044Fae is... disturbed by the danger to teammates, but continues to attack that fucker that hit her. She learned biting and clawing in Seminary
>>46046If two more attacks have already landed on her besides this 40 damage... It might just be worth spending a round to run and hide behind Trumpaladin
[2d6+4 = 12][2d6+3 = 8][3d6+7 = 13]>>46048Even that last attack is a 21 after modifiers
Excuse me, Tracy takes 48 points of damage, I misread the results.
>>46046Meh, she's not that bad off. My old stats for Tracy say 121 max, so she's at about half hp. That did hurt tho.
Let's skip to the chase. I only need one set of dice. I need Torcuil to roll 5d20. First dice goes to Snek.
>>46053Because the only real question on the table is "Can Torcuil and Snek kill this last mummy before it hits Torcuil again
killing him. How many rounds has it been?
With those rolls, finishing off the mummy wouldn't be a problem, and Trump , Tracy, and Fae will have made short work of the remaining mummies.