What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>46159
"You were really awesome with all that slashing back then, ~Flashy."
*humps leg*
"It was really hot."
"You were really awesome with all that slashing back then, ~Flashy."
*humps leg*
"It was really hot."
>>46160
"Intense physical activity wearing a robe, chainmail and plate in a poorly ventilated room was a bit warm, yes"
*flexes fingers*
"Intense physical activity wearing a robe, chainmail and plate in a poorly ventilated room was a bit warm, yes"
*flexes fingers*
>>46165
Its about now that Lenos will have finished laughing. Just for the side-splitting laughter, Lenos would set up a gate to the entrance of the building. From there, Torcuil can naked-wizard run through the ancient temple to rejoin the party.
Its about now that Lenos will have finished laughing. Just for the side-splitting laughter, Lenos would set up a gate to the entrance of the building. From there, Torcuil can naked-wizard run through the ancient temple to rejoin the party.
>>46167
How many rounds does this take?
"Some of this stuff is pretty swank. They've got some awesome jewelry here."
How many rounds does this take?
"Some of this stuff is pretty swank. They've got some awesome jewelry here."
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>>46169
"Oh, I didn't see the fighting, I just decided to look in and found you talking. Then Torcuil died. Its not the first time something like that has happened, so I just kept watching."
"Oh, I didn't see the fighting, I just decided to look in and found you talking. Then Torcuil died. Its not the first time something like that has happened, so I just kept watching."
>>46184
"Infernius you fucking idiot, I'm right here trying to get dressed. But this fucking faggot wont let go of my necked ass."
"Infernius you fucking idiot, I'm right here trying to get dressed. But this fucking faggot wont let go of my necked ass."
>>46186
"Thank you"
Torc finishes putting on his robe and aranging his gear before walking over and slaping Infernius
"Is that enough to prove I'm alive?"
[Happy snek noises]
"Thank you"
Torc finishes putting on his robe and aranging his gear before walking over and slaping Infernius
"Is that enough to prove I'm alive?"
[Happy snek noises]
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"I guess we should proceed later"
*sits down*
*rocks*
*sits down*
*rocks*
>>46188
*comforts*
"There, there.. If you're tired, we can always go home now, Flashy."
*rubs fluff against his side*
*comforts*
"There, there.. If you're tired, we can always go home now, Flashy."
*rubs fluff against his side*
Did Snek get XP for the mummies?
Infernius, you should Awaken your doggo and make him a Cleric or something.
*Pets Kitty*
Thez pokes her head in the coffin room. "Its a good thing no one lit any torches, or cast any fire effects!" she says thoughtfully.
>>46208
As in, the dust would've caught fire and exploded (actually thought of this when I considered transforming her, even sawdust will go boom if it fills a room) or was it explosive powder?
As in, the dust would've caught fire and exploded (actually thought of this when I considered transforming her, even sawdust will go boom if it fills a room) or was it explosive powder?
>>46210
"Dust. You can do it with lots of kinds of dust, but when its fine enough and kicked up into the air, it becomes explosive. Mineral dust in particular is bad about it."
"Dust. You can do it with lots of kinds of dust, but when its fine enough and kicked up into the air, it becomes explosive. Mineral dust in particular is bad about it."
>tfw Trump would've lit a torch and killed everyone, possibly destroying their equipment, if his hand weren't crushed
>>46214
You insufferable fucking nigger, he would have fought in the dark using detect evil and Fae's darkvision except that YOU, YOU insisted on a light.
You insufferable fucking nigger, he would have fought in the dark using detect evil and Fae's darkvision except that YOU, YOU insisted on a light.
So yeah, the party shrewdly avoided not only waking up in the Entertron (mostly) but also avoided blowing up a whole bunch of cool items (and most of their own).
21k gold, 2.1k platinum 30 gems 48 art, and:
A thick parchment scroll
A potion
A Trio of small goats
A Rod with lots of buttons on it
And, a Thickly bound old tome
21k gold, 2.1k platinum 30 gems 48 art, and:
A thick parchment scroll
A potion
A Trio of small goats
A Rod with lots of buttons on it
And, a Thickly bound old tome
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>>46215
My character doesn't have six gorrillion sneak attack damage or seven gorillion strength, nor the giant list of spells of either a cleric or a sorcerer, and Infernius is his equal in followers even though Trumpaladin has higher charisma and more time spent trying to woo the townsfolk. The only advantage, besides a very high AC - the only way in which he is unique at all - is a powerful special mount. A fucking Roc at base is stronger even than a buffed dragonne or most of the party members
>>46221
Oh just take the periphat. The wisdom is still easily enchanced
>>46218
Alright, what are these things?
My character doesn't have six gorrillion sneak attack damage or seven gorillion strength, nor the giant list of spells of either a cleric or a sorcerer, and Infernius is his equal in followers even though Trumpaladin has higher charisma and more time spent trying to woo the townsfolk. The only advantage, besides a very high AC - the only way in which he is unique at all - is a powerful special mount. A fucking Roc at base is stronger even than a buffed dragonne or most of the party members
>>46221
Oh just take the periphat. The wisdom is still easily enchanced
>>46218
Alright, what are these things?
If you didn't try to cheat the game a literal three new and significant times a day, I don't think I would care so much, but you do
I don' want to be left behind from cheats and from abuses
I don' want to be left behind from cheats and from abuses
>>46236
How is using a canon spell to teach birdies to talk (months from now; I wouldn't do it to them when they're small) a cheat?
And how is opening a monster ranch leaving you behind? Both you and Infernius have established churches and small task forces, I just want to gather cool animals, and not even for work-related shit. I mentioned near the beginning of the game that Tracy wanted to buy-up land in a rural area to raise her child, why can't I have a ranch to go with it?
How is using a canon spell to teach birdies to talk (months from now; I wouldn't do it to them when they're small) a cheat?
And how is opening a monster ranch leaving you behind? Both you and Infernius have established churches and small task forces, I just want to gather cool animals, and not even for work-related shit. I mentioned near the beginning of the game that Tracy wanted to buy-up land in a rural area to raise her child, why can't I have a ranch to go with it?
>>46237
The cheating is on everything else. But those eggs were just handed to you when you should have thought up a strategy to actually find them. Or handle the dad. Or how to get them back. Rather than "she flies and goes ethereal for 20 minutes and Thez carries them back"
The DC to rear a Roc is 33 and you can't retry. Have you rolled for each bird yet?
The cheating is on everything else. But those eggs were just handed to you when you should have thought up a strategy to actually find them. Or handle the dad. Or how to get them back. Rather than "she flies and goes ethereal for 20 minutes and Thez carries them back"
The DC to rear a Roc is 33 and you can't retry. Have you rolled for each bird yet?
>>46237
If you want to Awaken an animal with as many Hit Die as a Roc, you'll have to succeed on a Will Save roll of 28, in addition to the 250 xp it will cost you
If you want to Awaken an animal with as many Hit Die as a Roc, you'll have to succeed on a Will Save roll of 28, in addition to the 250 xp it will cost you
>>46238
M8, do I police you on your nonexistent Use Magick Device rolls every time you you a bought scroll to try to calm the emotions of a character you previously killed (DC 22 minimum)? I asked 6 gorrilion questions about animal-rearing, and it was said that it was feasible. They don't have anywhere near 18 HD at this age either (maybe 2 max)
>>46240
>Awaken
It was just an idea for future thought, and I already know the cost.
>>46239
They're not fighters; they're her babies. She's not going to use them to do her dirty work.
M8, do I police you on your nonexistent Use Magick Device rolls every time you you a bought scroll to try to calm the emotions of a character you previously killed (DC 22 minimum)? I asked 6 gorrilion questions about animal-rearing, and it was said that it was feasible. They don't have anywhere near 18 HD at this age either (maybe 2 max)
>>46240
>Awaken
It was just an idea for future thought, and I already know the cost.
>>46239
They're not fighters; they're her babies. She's not going to use them to do her dirty work.
*goes to bed*
>>46241
I'm absolutely holding you to it, if you're going to get attack animals out of it that are each more powerful than individual player characters. Roll a 33 on Handle Animal
The scroll doesn't need a spell a raft check because it's a spell he can cast and is well within caster level. It was used exactly once thus far to calm a character who may not have needed it at all, and who is not a fucking CR9 animal with 207 HP and 34 strength
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I'm absolutely holding you to it, if you're going to get attack animals out of it that are each more powerful than individual player characters. Roll a 33 on Handle Animal
The scroll doesn't need a spell a raft check because it's a spell he can cast and is well within caster level. It was used exactly once thus far to calm a character who may not have needed it at all, and who is not a fucking CR9 animal with 207 HP and 34 strength
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Thez wanders back into the mummy room.
"Hey, this one's still moving," she exclaims.
>fails helplessly
"Hey, this one's still moving," she exclaims.
>fails helplessly
>>46249
"......"
*walks over to helpless mummy*
*draws long-knife and peers down at the helpless mummy*
"So, big guy. Any last words?"
"......"
*walks over to helpless mummy*
*draws long-knife and peers down at the helpless mummy*
"So, big guy. Any last words?"
Reee I said I killed it
>>46252
Would the mass cure critical wounds that Torc did not kill the mummy? He is undead and that spell damages undead...
Would the mass cure critical wounds that Torc did not kill the mummy? He is undead and that spell damages undead...
>>46254
No actually, he's probably still got ~50 hp left. He was supposed to be alot more formidable, until Trump rolled 2 20's in a row.
No actually, he's probably still got ~50 hp left. He was supposed to be alot more formidable, until Trump rolled 2 20's in a row.
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>>46258
She takes off his armor and Jewelry first though.
"Hey, Infernius! Think this half-plate could fit 'ya?"
*wraps helpless mummy in duct-tape to make a (immobile) duct-tape mummy*
Prisoner acquired!
She takes off his armor and Jewelry first though.
"Hey, Infernius! Think this half-plate could fit 'ya?"
*wraps helpless mummy in duct-tape to make a (immobile) duct-tape mummy*
Prisoner acquired!
>>46258
"We should put a leash on him and have Bones take him for walks!"
Also, someone should divest him of his loot.
"We should put a leash on him and have Bones take him for walks!"
Also, someone should divest him of his loot.
Reee! I already specified that I killed him! Stop trying to deprive me of the glory!
Before going any further, I have to give credit. That encounter, especially considering how it began, could and should have gone ever so much worse. The layout of the room, the introduction of the mummies, and particularly the formation they assumed when they became active, should have resulted in the big one buffing the hell out of the smaller ones, while the smaller ones take the party apart, starting with Torcuil (cuz squishy). The wolf boots move was brilliant. Secondly, I'm surprised that no one responded with "Mummies? Fire!" which is the 'conventional' response (good thing Lenos wasn't here). In that event, the room would have been catastrophically destroyed, wiping out most of the items and loot, and ending the encounter in the entertron with no experience (and potentially destroying personal items as well).
Also, I've been thinking. I know Tracy wants a new lair, and I know she's obsessed with it being sekret,... but what about Durpistan? Its an entire city filled with corpses, still painted red all over. And that's without the improvements that have been made since Kiynen moved in.
>>46265
I'm not being contentious about the mummy, but that is what Thez would say, and while I'm open to correction, I don't recall Trump stating to kill that particular one.
Also, I've been thinking. I know Tracy wants a new lair, and I know she's obsessed with it being sekret,... but what about Durpistan? Its an entire city filled with corpses, still painted red all over. And that's without the improvements that have been made since Kiynen moved in.
>>46265
I'm not being contentious about the mummy, but that is what Thez would say, and while I'm open to correction, I don't recall Trump stating to kill that particular one.
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>>46265
You know you can still get XP for defeating an enemy in an encounter even if you don't completely destroy them, right?
Have some Paladin memes for compensation.
You know you can still get XP for defeating an enemy in an encounter even if you don't completely destroy them, right?
Have some Paladin memes for compensation.
>>46266
I want to make it into a new and thriving mining city though
>Improvements since Kiynen moved in
Knew we shouldn't have trusted that fucking dragon
I want to make it into a new and thriving mining city though
>Improvements since Kiynen moved in
Knew we shouldn't have trusted that fucking dragon
>>46266
Kiynen's old bog is legit secret though - it isn't obvious, plainly visible, and on the map or highway like Durpistan is. It's also unoccupied and a spoopy bog
Kiynen's old bog is legit secret though - it isn't obvious, plainly visible, and on the map or highway like Durpistan is. It's also unoccupied and a spoopy bog
>>46268
Can't it be a spoopy thriving mining city?
>improvements
Actually, Trump might not dislike it entirely.
>>46269
True, but its alot less spoopy since she left.
>>46270
Durpistan is where she sleeps. She's much more active since she has a stable and constant food supply (the zombies still, but they're ripe now), a proper lair, and doesn't have to barter with Trolls.
Can't it be a spoopy thriving mining city?
>improvements
Actually, Trump might not dislike it entirely.
>>46269
True, but its alot less spoopy since she left.
>>46270
Durpistan is where she sleeps. She's much more active since she has a stable and constant food supply (the zombies still, but they're ripe now), a proper lair, and doesn't have to barter with Trolls.
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