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>>34723Nope, they haven't made any sign. Wildlife is what you would expect: rodents, birds, and generally mild creatures.
Alright.
Does the humanoid trail appear to lead anywhere observable?
>>34725Alrighty then
>>34723*pets horsey*
"Alright Tracy, I think the generals will be expecting me back, but if we're honest, I think Fae can handle it. I can stay out a while longer here with you.
So tell me, where do you want to go? Do you want to go into the plains? Do you want to venture into the mountains? Do you want to venture into the forest? Personally, I've seen enough damned trees over the course of two lifetimes to last me plenty more, but I'll go where you want. I may be able to get us directly home - now even - though I cannot be sure"
>>34726"I am going to recommend you just walk on hoof. You'll be a lot harder to see if you're on the ground, and you'll look like a horse. Not a UFO"
>>34726Not immediately, no. It curls in one direction and the opposite, coming near to the base of the mountainside at one point, while leading back along/into the forest at both ends.
>>34730>>34729Alright, follow the trail stealthily, on the lookout for any signs of large or sentient creatures.
>>34730Try using Detect Ebil.
>>34731I think anything interesting is too far away, but sure. The odds that this pathway is anything other than a hunting trail is slim, but if there's a spot where offerings are left to a dragon, it's where the trail meets the base of the mountain.
Trumpaladin uses the hat of disguise to disguise himself as a farmer. He recommends horsey try to hide her power levels and instead look like a normal if somewhat blue horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-jXeNnCcI>>34729Use Detect evil
>>34732It's actually just supposed to be a Hat of Glammering, but sure..
>>34722mushrooms grow on bull shit.
>>34712"Thez, where the hell are we?"
Torc gets up and brushs sand off of himself
>>34733Eh, either way.
I'll just go ahead and tell you my general strategy: Hide our power levels so that opponents are foolish enough to attack us if that is their inclination, then we come out in full force and kill them. Unless they are bigger than us after all, then we hit a panic button (ethereal Jaunt, teleport, or just run/fly like hell) and leave
[1d20+19 = 28]>>34736Okay, do that then.
>*disguises*Bluff check to look nonthreatening.
[1d20 = 17]>>34738Detect evil and spot check
[1d20+20 = 26]
And Search, because why not?
>>34720Who runs the Cathedral btw?
>>34743i guess i haven't technically set up a high priest.
>>34744Isn't Infernius supposed to be the high priest?
Also, ched memes because boredom.
>>34745Can Fae even talk to hoo-mans?
>>34747Well, when we first encountered her she was speaking to Trumpaladin (and Tracy heard it). And frankly she speaks like she's more intelligent than most. She's definitely talked to Trumpaladin since then, and I know she directed words to Slovenia, though it isn't clear they were returned. I think the "speak the same language as familiar" thing is a specifically blackguard feature than kicks in at high levels. I think she couldn't speak to Trumpaladin except through speaking Common
>>34748I wonder if I could give other animals bonus languages..
>>34750Nah, he's just spoiled.
Hitler is a serious lord, but he's listening.
I'm not ignoring you guys or thread, but today is kinda busy/involved for me. I'll try and keep an eye on things, but occasional lurking is the best I can offer.
>>34754Blown
>>34749What exactly is the Cathedral for anyway? Does your character spend time there healing the poor or something?
>>34761Yea he heals the sick,blind,deaf and poor for free there.
>>34760D'aww! That's super cute
*rubs horsey head*
>>34648Why you wanna kill Trollestia though? Just look at the entry for Celestial Chargers. These things are OP as fuck. Like I'd love to have one as a mount. Even without Paladin's Mount buffs it beats out buffed up Fae in most aspects and even beats a Cauchemar in overall utility. Like damn, this is a strong magical beast. I want to ride her.
Also, I think I finally
found the key to unlocking her and making her do what I want her to.
>>34764>Why you wanna kill TrollestiaI don't care; I'm trying to stay in character. Why would she let Troll get away with that if she killed Copper over a single ride? She's not just going to do-nothing like a powerless cuck.
>>34766Where the fuck did that image come from? Where did you get all of those line drawings from?
>>34766I mean, Tracy hates Troll more than every other character, for fucks sake.
>>34767Here's a colored version.
>>34768>>34770>also raises handUm... How low is Trumpaladin on that list?
>>34770A little bit. He hasn't done very much to anger her or get in her way.
Tracy hates everything, fyi.
>>34771She loves to hate him.
>>34772So... Right above Trollestia?