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*spams all detection abilities*
Where are the ghosts?
>>34469SPURS HORSE
"If you stand still, then you will only cover an area of 2830 square feet a round, and it will be the smae 2830 feet the next round, and the next round, and the next round. If you move forward at half speed, you'll cover a much larger area
AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A DIFFERENT SET OF DARKNESS EACH ROUND"
SPURS MOUNT
>>34472[confused pony noises]
*bolts because sharp spurs*
>>34471DO DO DO DO DO DOO DO DOO DO DE DO
>>34473That works too
>>34474Kek
Detect Evil!
Also, if you actually think we'd encounter Devourers, shouldn't I cast Death Ward? That protects from "negative energy effects" for 16 minutes
Alright, so the (active) party is currently galavanting on the Ethereal Plane which is ahem a misty, fog-bound dimension. Its collection of swirling mists and colorful fogs that border the material plane, which is visible but muted and indistinct. The colors blur into eachother and the edges turn fuzzy. The area is mostly empty of structures and impediments, and there is no gravity making movement difficult to those without self-propulsion (wings, for example).
"You know what this place needs?
Frogs"
>>34477>Moving on your own propulsionPlebian. Mounted travel is the only fit travel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs >>34476Yes
Does Spell-turning turn spell-like abilities?
[1d20+5 = 19]
Listen check again
>>34479Kek, that reminds me of my paintballing days
>>34480Yes
>>34476Several in number, moving fast, and distant
>>34481>listening and spotting on the ethereal planeWEW!
[1d20 = 12]
Torc casts frog swarm as propulsion
Roll for perception check using magic and shit
>>34484Uhm,... frogs appear in the surrounding area, not falling to the ground as would be normal, but just floating in the air with a confused (for a frog) expression on their face.
Frog swarm does not propel.
>>34483Well mother fucker
What size? What intensity?
Ready full round attack Vanderiem
>>34480So just to be clear, where are you going? Just "that way"?
>>34482We found something. Let's figure out if it's what you think it is
>>34488But they are not shot out of the staff, so there's no pushing effect
>>34483b-b-b muh 20...
>severalFug
Hone in on aura using telepathy and Ready self for combat. Approach cautiously
Cast True Strike, and share it with Trumpaladin.
>>34484TOPKEK
>>34485Aww..
>>34487Looking for something to kill
>>34488Ur in the ethereal plane, newton's laws don't apply. Null gravity. Also, the frogs don't fire from ur arse.
>>34492Detect evil what's the hit die on the foes?
>>34482Oh fine, you see darting shapes in the distance moving at high speed. They're moving too fast to make anything out but a blurred face, which appears haggard and lanky, with green skin covering.
>>34495With Detect Evil, what is the approximate intensity of the creatures, and what direction are they going?
>>34495Alert Trump of targets
Observe and prepare to engage
>>34494It varies. Lots are squishy, some are decent, a handful are stronk, and there's a bit of mustard in the mix.
>>34496Oh they've detected the group, and are flying around at range.
>>34497>prepare to engageIf we're going up against soul suckers I want to know so I can cast the spell, and if we are not, I want to wait, so it isn't dried up one minute before we encounter soul suckers
"Fug. I lost them, can you see anything?" Thez says to Torcuil (who has also lost sight of Trump and Tracy)
>>34501Does she show up on Detect evil? By the way, that's being used like a radar now
BTW, Thez WOULD have given back the girdle and Sugoito,... IF Trump and Tracy hadn't taken off like idiots,.... Xp
>>34505>Tracking, on the ethereal planeWhat about vacuous and gaseous plane of nothing don't you get?
>>34504I wanted to go back to the tower, but Tracy dragged me here
Quick Draw Composite Bob's Bow, ready full round attack on creature that comes in range and in clear shot
>>34505Cast spell now?
>>34506Idk... She's got insane survival on other planes.. but I guess that doesn't apply..
>>34508>leprechaunsKek!
>>34508What kinda acid was he taking?
Torcuil flies off, a stream of leprechauns flying out his ass.
"Well fug," Thez says, and takes off after him. "DO you even know which way they went?" she calls after as he continues to fly, propelled by leprechauns. Leprechauns. Seriously? Oi.
>>34510Deathward.
"The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects"
>>34512How far away are the targets?
>>34513Holding in a circle moving around us, "distant," but have spotted the group
>>34511Hey, Trumps the one to mention frogs coming out of asses.
"FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HOW TO CONTROL THIS"