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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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Anonymous
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No.34466
Hi /overboard/!
Anonymous
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No.34467
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.34468
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Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34469
34470 34472
*spams all detection abilities*
Where are the ghosts?
Anonymous
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No.34470
34471 34473
>>34469
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34471
34473 34475
>>34470
*cue themesong*
Anonymous
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No.34472
34474
>>34469
SPURS HORSE
"If you stand still, then you will only cover an area of 2830 square feet a round, and it will be the smae 2830 feet the next round, and the next round, and the next round. If you move forward at half speed, you'll cover a much larger area AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A DIFFERENT SET OF DARKNESS EACH ROUND"

SPURS MOUNT
Anonymous
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No.34473
34475
>>34471
>>34470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34474
34476
>>34472
[confused pony noises]
*bolts because sharp spurs*
Anonymous
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No.34475
>>34471
DO DO DO DO DO DOO DO DOO DO DE DO
>>34473
That works too
Anonymous
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No.34476
34480 34483
>>34474
Kek

Detect Evil!

Also, if you actually think we'd encounter Devourers, shouldn't I cast Death Ward? That protects from "negative energy effects" for 16 minutes
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34477
34479
Alright, so the (active) party is currently galavanting on the Ethereal Plane which is ahem a misty, fog-bound dimension. Its collection of swirling mists and colorful fogs that border the material plane, which is visible but muted and indistinct. The colors blur into eachother and the edges turn fuzzy. The area is mostly empty of structures and impediments, and there is no gravity making movement difficult to those without self-propulsion (wings, for example).
Anonymous
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No.34478
"You know what this place needs?
Frogs"
Anonymous
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No.34479
34483
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>>34477
>Moving on your own propulsion
Plebian. Mounted travel is the only fit travel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34480
34483 34487
>>34476
Yes

Does Spell-turning turn spell-like abilities?
NBd4A
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No.34481
34482 34483
[1d20+5 = 19]
Listen check again
NBd4A
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No.34482
34489 34495
[1d20+5 = 25]
>>34481
And a Spot Check
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34483
34486 34491
>>34479
Kek, that reminds me of my paintballing days
>>34480
Yes
>>34476
Several in number, moving fast, and distant
>>34481
>listening and spotting on the ethereal plane
WEW!
y/S/t
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No.34484
34485 34491
[1d20 = 12]
Torc casts frog swarm as propulsion
Roll for perception check using magic and shit
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34485
34488 34491
>>34484
Uhm,... frogs appear in the surrounding area, not falling to the ground as would be normal, but just floating in the air with a confused (for a frog) expression on their face.
Frog swarm does not propel.
Anonymous
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No.34486
>>34483
Well mother fucker
What size? What intensity?
Ready full round attack Vanderiem
Anonymous
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No.34487
34491
>>34480
So just to be clear, where are you going? Just "that way"?
Anonymous
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No.34488
34490 34492
>>34485
B-but muh newton's laws
Anonymous
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No.34489
>>34482
We found something. Let's figure out if it's what you think it is
Anonymous
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No.34490
>>34488
But they are not shot out of the staff, so there's no pushing effect
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34491
>>34483
b-b-b muh 20...
>several
Fug
Hone in on aura using telepathy and Ready self for combat. Approach cautiously
Cast True Strike, and share it with Trumpaladin.
>>34484
TOPKEK
>>34485
Aww..
>>34487
Looking for something to kill
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34492
34493 34494 34500
>>34488
Ur in the ethereal plane, newton's laws don't apply. Null gravity. Also, the frogs don't fire from ur arse.

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34493
>>34492
>the frogs don't fire from ur arse
>implying
Anonymous
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No.34494
34498
>>34492
Detect evil what's the hit die on the foes?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34495
34496 34497
>>34482
Oh fine, you see darting shapes in the distance moving at high speed. They're moving too fast to make anything out but a blurred face, which appears haggard and lanky, with green skin covering.
Anonymous
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No.34496
34498 34505
>>34495
With Detect Evil, what is the approximate intensity of the creatures, and what direction are they going?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34497
34499
>>34495
Alert Trump of targets
Observe and prepare to engage
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34498
>>34494
It varies. Lots are squishy, some are decent, a handful are stronk, and there's a bit of mustard in the mix.
>>34496
Oh they've detected the group, and are flying around at range.
Anonymous
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No.34499
>>34497
>prepare to engage
If we're going up against soul suckers I want to know so I can cast the spell, and if we are not, I want to wait, so it isn't dried up one minute before we encounter soul suckers
Anonymous
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No.34500
>>34492
Ah, yes.
Now I have this
Fuck, I can't find the video with the guy talking about doin some drug and leprechauns flying out his arse
Anonymous
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No.34501
34502 34503 34505
"Fug. I lost them, can you see anything?" Thez says to Torcuil (who has also lost sight of Trump and Tracy)
Anonymous
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No.34502
>>34501
Does she show up on Detect evil? By the way, that's being used like a radar now
Anonymous
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No.34503
>>34501
"Uh, no I've lost em"
Anonymous
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No.34504
34507
BTW, Thez WOULD have given back the girdle and Sugoito,... IF Trump and Tracy hadn't taken off like idiots,.... Xp
NBd4A
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No.34505
34506 34507
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>34496
Devourers aren't fast.
Be ready for a surprise.
And draw your bow.
>>34501
Nightmarish Track check
Anonymous
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No.34506
34509
>>34505
>Tracking, on the ethereal plane
What about vacuous and gaseous plane of nothing don't you get?
Anonymous
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No.34507
34510
>>34504
I wanted to go back to the tower, but Tracy dragged me here

Quick Draw Composite Bob's Bow, ready full round attack on creature that comes in range and in clear shot
>>34505
Cast spell now?
Anonymous
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No.34508
34509 34511
Torcs's propulsion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wXHOkn9VW1s
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34509
>>34506
Idk... She's got insane survival on other planes.. but I guess that doesn't apply..
>>34508
>leprechauns
Kek!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34510
34512
>>34507
Which spell?
Anonymous
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No.34511
34515
>>34508
What kinda acid was he taking?
Torcuil flies off, a stream of leprechauns flying out his ass.
"Well fug," Thez says, and takes off after him. "DO you even know which way they went?" she calls after as he continues to fly, propelled by leprechauns. Leprechauns. Seriously? Oi.

Anonymous
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No.34512
34513
>>34510
Deathward.

"The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34513
34514 34516
>>34512
How far away are the targets?
Anonymous
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No.34514
>>34513
Holding in a circle moving around us, "distant," but have spotted the group
Anonymous
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No.34515
34516 34517 34523
>>34511
Hey, Trumps the one to mention frogs coming out of asses.
"FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HOW TO CONTROL THIS"