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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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Js2CQ
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No.34516
34518
[1d8 = 6]
>>34513
Too far to make anything out, but shapes can still be seen moving about
>>34515
Yeah, ya should
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34517
34519 34521
>>34515
Ask the leprechauns
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34518
>>34516
Shit
Activate Robe and start phuming smoke like crazy
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34519
34520 34526
>>34517
Are you still moving?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34520
34523 34525
>>34519
Moving enough to keep sense of the targets, but treading more carefully now.
y/S/t
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No.34521
34522 34524 34528 34611
[1d20 = 1]
>>34517
Can't, theyre touching his lucky charms on the way out
Control check
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34522
>>34521
>open google
>type "nearest cliff"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34523
34527
>>34515
That was GM

>>34520
>"What do demon horse"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34524
liftarn-Laughing-leprechaun.png
>>34521
>mfw
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34525
34527
>>34520
Stand still and wait for them to come? Charge them? Go closer and shoot with bow? Should I ready a bow or a sword? Should I cast death ward or some other spell or wait?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34526
34528
>>34519
Is it possible to shoot any of them with a bow - that is, are the targets clear enough and close enough?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34527
>>34523
>'Well... We get in range.. and then we stab them.."
>>34525
Find first; then get in shooting range.
Shoot first, then make ride-by attacks

*follows whateverthefuck*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34528
34529 34531 34532 34533
>>34521
fukking kek
Well, my my calculations (and thats per a dice roll, since Torcuil TOTALLY moffed his control check (not that he got one for ass-leprechauns)) Torcuil is heading in a completely different direction than Trump and Tracy, and he has no control. Thez is keeping pace.
>>34526
You can shoot, in fact range rules are less applicable,... but its almost like the moving shapes know that too. They're maintaining a perimeter, analyzing the pair. There are some watching the flying-leprechaun-scotsman, but thats more from disbelief and curiosity than aggressive strategy.
y/S/t
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No.34529
34530 34535 34537 34611
[1d20 = 1]
>>34528
Check to shove a cork in ti
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34530
>>34529
OH FUCK THIS GODDAMNED FUCKING PEICE OF CUNT SHIT
hij0+
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No.34531
34537
[4d20 = 42]
>>34528
Shoot Full Round with Compisite Bob's bow at smaller target, chose the one closest and clearest


Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34532
>>34528
What are the stats on Bob's bow? Wasn't it a +2 bow? And what is the damage roll?
NBd4A
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No.34533
34534 34539
[3d20 = 28]
>>34528
*unleashes chain and sends it to attack*
It can attack... three times?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34534
34536
>>34533
Well, because you didn't advance to level 15 rogue you really should only have two attacks
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34535
>>34529
>leprechaun-pressure was too great
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34536
34541
>>34534
An Everwhirling Chain is a chain of speed too.
Js2CQ
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No.34537
34538 34540
[1d20-8 = -8]
>>34529
This shit writes its self
So Torcuil continues to shoot off, propelled by ass-leprechauns, well distant from Tracy and Trump (who seem to have become stationary). Thez is close behind.
>>34531
>No manyshot feat
Trump fires a single arrow, at an elusive target, that is moving, and is partially obscured.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34538
>>34537
Fuck it then

Readies Vanderiem for when something get's within melee distance
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34539
34544
>>34533
You assume its in range
y/S/t
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No.34540
34542
[1d20 = 18]
>>34537
Anal clentch roll?
I'm out of ideas
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34541
34542
>>34536
Follow the Leprechaun
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34542
34543 34544 34545 34550
>>34540
That'll work
>>34541
The leprechauns are long gone, and went in a completely different direction. Remember, Tracy sped off - spurred by Trump's "Chad charge" - before Thez and Torcuil even GOT to the ethereal plane, and they went in a different direction. Good move btw.
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34543
>>34542
"I'm never doing drugs again"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34544
34545 34549
>>34539
Is it not?
Spirited Charge. Make 3 ride by attacks when in range.
I suggest Trump does the same.
>>34542
OR
We could meet up with the rest of the group...
Let's do that.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34545
34548 34549
>>34544
Make up your mind

>>34542
Are you being sarcastic with the good move or what?

Either way, he has a readied full round sword attack for an enemy within range
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34547
>>34546
The great Erwin Rommel told his troops "In the absence of orders, find something and kill it." I suggest we do the same
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34548
34550
>>34545
Does she sense the rest of the party?
You're the rider, you steer.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34549
34553 34557
>>34544
>when in range
Okay, I'll let you know
>>34545
>sarcasm
Yes
Uhm,... spoiler alert, these enemies aren't going to LET you get in range
Hold on, I'll paint a picture.


Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34550
34552 34559
>>34548
Follow the movement

>>34542
Detect evil
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34551
34552 34553 34556
I have shit to do... techinicaly now today, and yesterday was a steaming pill of shit so I'm going to sleep, see you faggots tomorrow
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34552
34554
>>34550
Idk what these are. Devourers are slow, and Marauders aren't ebil..
>>34551
>Torc is blasting off again
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34553
34559
>>34549
If the horse does a charge then he's in range

>>34551
Poor Torcuil's faggot. Goodnight
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34554
34557 34559
>>34552
Hellhounds? What lives on the Ethereal plane?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34556
34557 34558
ufuggedup.png
This is a rough sketch of the inherent trajectories. As you can see (given the time differential) neither group (Trump/Tracy OR Torcuil/Thez) had the chance to really analyze where the other was going. Each pair is kinda on their own at this point.
>>34551
'Night! You won't die, Thez is with you.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34557
34560 34561
>>34549
The chain is 60 ft, and she charges fast.
How fast are these things moving?
>>34554
>hellhound
>ethereal
Anything with the ability, I guess...
>>34556
Shouldn't Trump be able to detect Thez because her class ability designates her as an Outsider?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34558
>>34556
Eh
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34559
34560 34562
>>34554
Lots of things, and even more venture to it.
>>34553
You might be surprised
>>34550
There are approximately 16 signatures, of varying intensity. The stronger intensity signatures are more distant and stationary, while the less intense signatures seem to be the ones whirling around and darting to and fro.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34560
>>34557
>Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treausure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it

>>34559
A couple masters with controlled fiends I'll bet
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34561
34562
>>34557
Good point. Trump can't detect anything, because everyone is out of range.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34562
34563 34564
>>34559
>>34561
Goddammit, just fucking charge forward until we're in range to do something.
>inb4, they're intelligent, peaceful creatures
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34563
34567
>>34562
Also, activate the Ring of Spell turning on the Hand of Glory.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34564
>>34562
This so much

CAST DEATHWARD
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34565
34566
GM sighs and rests his chin on his hand, watching Trump and Tracy speed off to their doom.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34566
>>34565
When you say that, I lose all confidence...
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34567
34569 34570
>>34563
Or we could pop back into the material realm. Where we have some vague idea of what is trying to kill us