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>>35240A GAU-8 avenger sprouts from Mr. Snek's mouth.
Torc hears "BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" from the library
>>35235"I'm not sure what you mean by "earn", but lets hear it."
>>35236You're right, he doesn't.
>>35238>>35239>>35241A gau 8? No. So many kinds of no.
>>35243So is it bird's move with Trump mounted on Tracy?
>>35244i laid my foot on him basically.
>>35243"me imagine sitting in your own juices isnt very fun, so if you agree to help us track down your "friends" me vow me will let you go after we find them."
>>35245Tracy is readying to strike with her chain.
>>35245Yes. The charging one gets into range, giving Tracy and Trump an attack of opportunity, though its going for a spring attack. 3 of the group (2 from behind and 1 from the middle) also charge. The rest close distance (5') and maintain readiness.
>>35247In the last round rather than coming to be mounted?
[4d20 = 44]>>35248Sword slash! I don't know if I have one or four, but just take the first dice roll if the former
[3d20 = 20]>>35249Can she do both? She was only drawing her weapon.
Tracy lashes at the charging bird with her chain, snarling angrily.
>>35251fucking the female black dragon.
>>35253Still?
They must've hit-off pretty well then.
>>35255either that or he got killed and his hide stole again.
>>35257That would suck, but that's unlikely.
>>35256This sounds more plausible.
>>35252Closing on Trump required a full movement (quick actions only). Trump would then have mounted, which even if he did it quickly, Tracy's move was expended. Meaning, it wuz the birds' turn, seen here:
>>35248Trump and Tracy have a
single opporunity of attack, before it's Tracy's (full) turn, followed by Trump's.
>>35259Use my 14 from the first roll for the attack of opportunity
[1d20 = 20]>>35259*Stabs with cane-sword* (poisoned)
[1d20 = 20]
Rolling again if it means anything
>>35264It does, that was your attack of opportunity. The second bird skids to the ground dead, this time to the right of Trump and Tracy. Its Tracy's move, followed by Trump's, while the birds (still 35' away) maintain a trapezoid formation.
I might have to leave within the next hour...
>>35266Charge into the center of the formation!
[3d20 = 45]>>35265They're in range to attack with the chain, right?
>>35267Spirited Charge, lashing-out with the chain at the center bird and billowing smoke ahead in a cone.
[4d20 = 39]>>35266Well, at this point its not much of a fight. The enemies are clearly out-classed, even given numbers. With Trump on Tracy its just a matter of picking them off, and unless there is a 1 in the next couple rolls, there's no chance of them doing anything particularly damaging to Tr/Tr.
>>35268That however is. The first two attacks land
>billowing smoke aheadNot quite how it works.
Tracy, with chain lashes guresomely once and effectively the second time. The bird is alive, but just barely. Its Trump's turn
>>35271Just wait
[4d20 = 33]>>35272Hoping to cleave with full round of slashing
[1d20 = 18]>>35274Yes cleave. The first attack fells the 3rd, and cleave takes precedence against the next (there's 3 charging) which lands (the 13). The 9h hits as well, followed by a miss with the 2, followed by another attack which doesn't have dice so
The 4th bird falls dead <boooof>
BIrd's turn. The charging bird does a spring attack. Trump has an attack of opportunity against it.
[1d20 = 19]>>35277Stab cane (still poisoned)
[2d20 = 13]
The 5th bird takes 2 dicey wounds. Not enough to kill it, but its pretty fucked up. Both 5 and 6 spring attack.
One misses entirely, the other glances a strike against Trump's armor but fails to land. The rear birds squawk at eachother, and start backing away.
Tracy's move. There's 2 birds immediately (within 5') in range, while the other 2 are now backing off.
[2d20 = 14]>>35282>start backing awayTracy's not stopping unless Trumpaladin stops her deliberately, now that she's like this.
She charges the nearest bird feverishly with two flaming hooves.
[4d20 = 43]
Trumpaladin makes a full round attack of slashes against what is in range
>>35283>>35284Okay, we can agree that 5 and 6 are done. 7 and 8 ain't havin' it, and are in full flight.
Torc decides to get some food
Rolls to start eating haggis I'm feeling left out on the rolling, okay?
"Hi susan, I'm back. Want anything to eat?"
Mr. Snek drapes himself around Torc's shoulders
>>35286I fucking mistyped dice RIP me.
Oh, GM can I get the full map again? I promise I'll save it this time