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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
995 replies and 73 files omitted.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35238
35239 35243
>>35237
*lightly steps on snek*
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.35239
35240 35243
gun-sounds-snek-4228492.png
>>35238

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35240
35241
>>35239
"good snek."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35241
35242 35243
>>35240
A GAU-8 avenger sprouts from Mr. Snek's mouth.

Torc hears "BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" from the library
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35242
35244
>>35241
"BAD snek."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35243
35244 35245 35246
>>35235
"I'm not sure what you mean by "earn", but lets hear it."
>>35236
You're right, he doesn't.
>>35238
>>35239
>>35241
A gau 8? No. So many kinds of no.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35244
35246
>>35243
It was a shit post
>>35242
You stepped on him
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35245
35247 35248
>>35243
So is it bird's move with Trump mounted on Tracy?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35246
35298
>>35244
i laid my foot on him basically.
>>35243
"me imagine sitting in your own juices isnt very fun, so if you agree to help us track down your "friends" me vow me will let you go after we find them."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35247
35249
>>35245
Tracy is readying to strike with her chain.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35248
35250 35259
>>35245
Yes. The charging one gets into range, giving Tracy and Trump an attack of opportunity, though its going for a spring attack. 3 of the group (2 from behind and 1 from the middle) also charge. The rest close distance (5') and maintain readiness.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35249
35252
>>35247
In the last round rather than coming to be mounted?
jStTv
?
No.35250
[4d20 = 44]
>>35248
Sword slash! I don't know if I have one or four, but just take the first dice roll if the former
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35251
35253
GM, where is Lenos?
NBd4A
?
No.35252
35254 35259
[3d20 = 20]
>>35249
Can she do both? She was only drawing her weapon.

Tracy lashes at the charging bird with her chain, snarling angrily.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35253
35255
>>35251
fucking the female black dragon.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35254
>>35252
what a shitty roll..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35255
35256 35257
>>35253
Still?
They must've hit-off pretty well then.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35256
35258
>>35255
>inb4 Lenos dies of exhaustion
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35257
35258
>>35255
either that or he got killed and his hide stole again.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35258
>>35257
That would suck, but that's unlikely.
>>35256
This sounds more plausible.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35259
35260 35261
>>35252
Closing on Trump required a full movement (quick actions only). Trump would then have mounted, which even if he did it quickly, Tracy's move was expended. Meaning, it wuz the birds' turn, seen here: >>35248
Trump and Tracy have a single opporunity of attack, before it's Tracy's (full) turn, followed by Trump's.

Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35260
>>35259
Use my 14 from the first roll for the attack of opportunity
NBd4A
?
No.35261
35262 35263
[1d20 = 20]
>>35259
*Stabs with cane-sword* (poisoned)
Js2CQ
?
No.35262
[1d8+9 = 94]
>>35261

Js2CQ
?
No.35263
[1d8+9 = 11]
That didn't work.
>>35261
Dice x2 is damage
jStTv
?
No.35264
35265
[1d20 = 20]
Rolling again if it means anything
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35265
35268
>>35264
It does, that was your attack of opportunity. The second bird skids to the ground dead, this time to the right of Trump and Tracy. Its Tracy's move, followed by Trump's, while the birds (still 35' away) maintain a trapezoid formation.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35266
35267 35269
I might have to leave within the next hour...
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35267
35268
>>35266
Charge into the center of the formation!
NBd4A
?
No.35268
35272
[3d20 = 45]
>>35265
They're in range to attack with the chain, right?
>>35267
Spirited Charge, lashing-out with the chain at the center bird and billowing smoke ahead in a cone.
Js2CQ
?
No.35269
35271
[4d20 = 39]
>>35266
Well, at this point its not much of a fight. The enemies are clearly out-classed, even given numbers. With Trump on Tracy its just a matter of picking them off, and unless there is a 1 in the next couple rolls, there's no chance of them doing anything particularly damaging to Tr/Tr.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35270
Oh that's not good
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35271
35272 35273
>>35269
>unless there is a 1

Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35272
35274
>>35268
That however is. The first two attacks land
>billowing smoke ahead
Not quite how it works.
Tracy, with chain lashes guresomely once and effectively the second time. The bird is alive, but just barely. Its Trump's turn
>>35271
Just wait
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35273
>>35271
RIP
jStTv
?
No.35274
35275
[4d20 = 33]
>>35272
Hoping to cleave with full round of slashing
Js2CQ
?
No.35275
[1d20 = 18]
>>35274
Yes cleave. The first attack fells the 3rd, and cleave takes precedence against the next (there's 3 charging) which lands (the 13). The 9h hits as well, followed by a miss with the 2, followed by another attack which doesn't have dice so
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35276
35278 35279
The 4th bird falls dead <boooof>
BIrd's turn. The charging bird does a spring attack. Trump has an attack of opportunity against it.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35277
35280
^Trump and Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35278
>>35276
Is Tracy still charging?
jStTv
?
No.35279
[1d20 = 18]
>>35276
Slash!
NBd4A
?
No.35280
[1d20 = 19]
>>35277
Stab cane (still poisoned)
Js2CQ
?
No.35281
[2d20 = 13]
The 5th bird takes 2 dicey wounds. Not enough to kill it, but its pretty fucked up. Both 5 and 6 spring attack.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35282
35283
One misses entirely, the other glances a strike against Trump's armor but fails to land. The rear birds squawk at eachother, and start backing away.
Tracy's move. There's 2 birds immediately (within 5') in range, while the other 2 are now backing off.
NBd4A
?
No.35283
35285
[2d20 = 14]
>>35282
>start backing away
Tracy's not stopping unless Trumpaladin stops her deliberately, now that she's like this.
She charges the nearest bird feverishly with two flaming hooves.
jStTv
?
No.35284
35285
[4d20 = 43]
Trumpaladin makes a full round attack of slashes against what is in range
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35285
>>35283
>>35284
Okay, we can agree that 5 and 6 are done. 7 and 8 ain't havin' it, and are in full flight.
y/S/t
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No.35286
35287
Torc decides to get some food
Rolls to start eating haggis I'm feeling left out on the rolling, okay?
"Hi susan, I'm back. Want anything to eat?"
Mr. Snek drapes himself around Torc's shoulders
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35287
35292
>>35286
I fucking mistyped dice RIP me.
Oh, GM can I get the full map again? I promise I'll save it this time