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>>34877They can dismount
>>34878Fucking Torcuil and his pet fucking things up for us
"That was Torcuil damn it! He attacked! I, by contrast, never break a convanent. I would never do as he did.
After all, you all are so much more valuable to me alive"
>>34882>dismountSure, but to Sneak Attack something by herself, wouldn't she have to leave him alone at a distance, which she wouldn't do..
>>34881She can turn into a heavy warhorse too with a Control Shape check, can't she?
>>34883They can be on either side of a road as bandits approach, Trump in the open in the front and her sneaking up on the flank
>>34885... maybe..
Will we have time to get to any combat tomorrow?
It's late. I'm going to bed.
>>34884Do you mean while mounted?
>>34883Technically, she just has to be behind them or striking from concealment
>>34886Yes
>>34891
Does she need a Concentration check?
>>34894To assume hybrid shape. Does Control Shape require a check every round?
>>34896If you're mounted, which was what we agreed turns her into a cauchemar entirely, yes.
>>34897Oh, so she has to stay in monstrous form while mounted? It doesn't just require a Control Shape check to evade involuntary transformation?
Alright then, noted for the future.
Also, to fake death, does that require a Bluff check or a perform check?
>>34897>>34897But if she stops smoking and flaming, she just looks like a dark blue Shire plow horse in a weird amount of black leather, right?
I'm sorry. I can't meta any longer. Passing out.
>>34898Pick your poison, either one could be put to the dice.
>>34901Why would Thez have intervened to save Torcuil, but she didn't give a shit when he shot me, and a while ago, when I asked Thez "can you please stop Torcuil from coming to kill me" she basically responded "don't be afraid of death you coward"?
>>34901Can a player make itself appear dead with a bluff check.
I was exhausted, so I had the shitty idea to use her +19 Bluff check to play possum, since a nightmare's flames go out when it dies. It's a retarded idea. I need to sleep...Can her glasses create an illusion that overshadows the illumination affect?
>>34902It was a good shot.
There was little time to intervene anyway. Drawing the gun is a free action with those cuff-links.
>>34902Because I told you, it didn't
harm you, it just stung.
>cowardThez is a shitposter
>>34903Sleep, I'll think on it.
>>34905You said before that Tracy can control the smoke and flames at will right?
>>34906Being mounted turns her into +1600 pounds of pure sex; she'd have to roll every turn to avoid involuntary transformation, like a werewolf, apparently.
Alright, now I'm absolutely going to bed.
>>34907Think of it as an involuntary response to being so close to Flashy Kun, since you keep insisting on that e_6
>>34907>+1600 pounds of pure sexOkay, that made me laugh for a solid minute. I remember going through the old threads and seeing "1200 pounds of pure sex" and that was hilarious as well
>>34909So can she not turn fire and smoke off while riding her?
>>34909A psychosomatic change seems appropriate. It implies that she has the latent power to take that form, but just doesn't have any idea how to use it unless she's in the mood.
>Didn't sleep
>>34909>>34911A Paladin's mount gives god tier buffs, so I'm going with "Elway stepped in to channel and maybe add power so she can be full form"
>>34912You're implying that a Divegrass playing Fiend is channeling football energy? Nah, i'd say it's just that she discovers the necessary excitement to attain a complete transformation.
>>34913Hardly. Tracy is an evil of the sort that needs to be either Destroyed or in someway harnessed and controlled. Destruction was not possible or at least not desirable under the circumstances, so a creative method of harnessing is used - make her a paldin's mount, which makes full use of the Jew powers and adds in Elway powers as well
>>34915Gasp! The power to harness the jew!
>>34916It's a pretty Kick Ass deity
>>34915>Jew powersIt wasn't all Jewish power. Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of having her take both beakers so she would be neither lawful nor Chaotic from it (because nightmares are neutral), and instead find her create her own form of ebil.
>>34918You mean the powers Thez got from that psycho uber-feminist? So you have jew powers and feminist powers?
>>34919>Uber-feministWat?
Are there any other fiends Tracy can eat? They can't all be Jewish.
>>34919>>34920What kind of powers does feminism give you?
>>34920Thez's devil sire was the Golden Lady, who is a bitch so feminist she could work in Hollywood. When you take Thez's demon powers, you are taking the Golden Lady's demon powers
>>34921You tell me
>>34922*devil
>>34921Not all devils and fiends are feminists and jews, these ones happen to be.
>>34922What about her was feminist? She just seemed like the kind of high-and-mighty, condescending sort of character you'd expect from a literal god.
>You tell meAlright
*Throws him off her back*
*Sits on*
We on top nao
>>34924My Character and Infernius had a very long conversation with Thez that you were not present for that explained the Golden Lady
Bad pony
If she has Jew power, can she smell gold and weasle out of tipping at restaurants?
>>34925>you were not present forQuick rundown?
*Butt obscures world*
*Tears off shoes and pants*
>>34926"Be gentle with those damn it!"
I asked a large number of questions about why the Golden Lady paralyzed Torcuil, Infernius and I, while Tracy and Tay were ignored. The answer was something along the lines of those two responding in a particularly "feminine" form of defiance that she wanted to hear while I attempted to talk my way out and Torcuil and Infernius, while defiant, weren't defiant in quite the right way. She said that in general the golden lady is a sort of upholder of that which is feminine, I guess in the lawful evil sense
>>34927If i can call a mount I can deflate a mount right?
>>34927It'll only be that way if he has the gall to resist, but yes.
I'm too exhausted to type it out though. Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time.
>>34928>DeflateHe'd still have a 1200-1400 pound warhorse on his face, and this position could arguably count as mounted, from a psychosomatic perspective (it's all in her head, after all).
>>34926Seriously though, Trump is in full plate, and Tracy is sitting on him. Its not as simple as declaring 'ripping his pants off'.
>>34928>deflateAs in dismiss? No.