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>>35387"NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT"
Torc pulls out his dagger and turns into into a full claymore
>>35388*rubs horsey*
"What's wrong little pony?"
>>35387Not sure if funny or reee inducing
I meant Fae and his Generals, whom he kind of just left... >>35378"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"
>>35390"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition,
right...?You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
>>35392"please continue sweetheart, ignore torc stabbing himself."
>>35397[Screaming scotsman noises]
>>35398Because I'm such a faggot, give me thirty minutes and you'll get a pic
>>35393I actually feel sorry for darkie
>>35395>Resists temptation to ban Torcuil's faggot>>35398I know right
>>35400>banTHATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
>>35401Plz tell me you removed the sword first
[7d8 = 39][1d20 = 7]>>35397>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possessionCuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.
>>35396*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...
As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...
Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.
Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...
But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
>>35404These breds have put my sides in orbit of Sirius
>>35406INB4 stabby stabby
OH! He's still (technically) alive! He's literally hanging on by a thread, dangling backward as it were, from his body-cast. That is, his head is.
>>35409fuck it i rip his head off!
>>35409>>35408>>35404>>35393The dice gods fucking hate Darkie
[1d20 = 9]>>35409Can Torc have mercy kill?
>>35402*heavy breathing*
>>35406*buckling intensifies*
"...... Wh-what exactly.. 'happened'?"
she knows but she's in denial >>35409Sorry, that's a fail
>>35412After Infernius' 2, that'll be fine.
Off comes Darkemter's head, squeezing out the words, "Finally, shit." before being picked up and lobbed back into the entertron, to be reconstituted without clothers. "Well hello friends,long time!"
I only have d6's...
How many are needed for a sacrifice?
>>35416Torc hands him a tablecloth
>>35415"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
>>35418the dice lords demand blood.
>>35417>>35418"Ahhh, thank you, but I brought my own," He says, almost smearing his hands along his waist-line. An endless number of tiny dots descend from his hands and weave themselves around his legs like creepy-spooder sweat-pants,
>>35419*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable >>35421can you recall your spiders from our vault?
>>35420Uh, I've got the Kilt, claymore dagger, and bagpipe chanter. But not blood...
>>35421"Ah, now. Do we have to make your 'escape' look convincing?"
>>35425It needs to be virgin blood too.
Do you have a virgins with you?
>>35422"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
>>35426T-the person typing this...
>>35427Hey, no dragging Torc into your love problems
>>35427[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
>>35429"I'm sorry Tracy. I love you"
>>35423"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
>>35431Torc draws one pistol, a staff, and Mr. Snek begins to hiss
"We're hunting"
>>35430*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
>>35434*flies up again, much, much higher*
>>35434"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
>>35437This, she just wanted a family