This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>35378
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"
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>>35390
"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right...?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right...?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
[7d8 = 39]
[1d20 = 7]
>>35397
>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.
[1d20 = 7]
>>35397
>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.
>>35396
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...
As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...
Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.
Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...
But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...
As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...
Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.
Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...
But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
OH! He's still (technically) alive! He's literally hanging on by a thread, dangling backward as it were, from his body-cast. That is, his head is.
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>>35415
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
>>35419
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
>>35422
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
>>35427
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
>>35423
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
>>35430
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
>>35434
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
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