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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34931
34933
>>34930
She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34932
34933 34934
>>34929
>it's all in her head, after all
No it ain't. A Paladin's mount is a gift from the deity to help him in his quest

>Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time
Like what could she do?

>>34930
I can't dismiss a mount?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34933
34934 34935
>>34931
>hatch
Yes, but there's Korak's pimp suit to contend with in that event.
>>34932
Not a player mount, no
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34934
34935 34937
69
>>34932
I remember at least four verses that included having secks with horses as part of the "Quest".
>>34933
... Hypothetically could the Pimp suit be repaired?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34935
34936 34937
>>34933
What do I have to roll to get myself out of this? An opposed grapple check? An attack of opportunity? Can I put the helm on?

>>34934
Oh don't you dare damage that pimp suit you faggot!
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34936
34938
>>34935
She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action...
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
*Carefully unbuttons*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34937
34940 34941 34942
>>34934
The pimp suit exceeds anyone's current ability to modify or repair.
>>34935
Technically, the whole thing is contestable since no dice have been rolled yet.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34938
34939
>>34936
I think she's too big for a successful 69
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34939
34942
>>34938
Long neck, high dexterity.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34940
34941
>>34937
Oh well then he sure as shit better not damage it if we can't even find a tailor for it
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34941
34943
>>34937
>>34940
It can't be tailored? Wasn't it originally made to fit a Dwarf?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34942
34944 34945
>>34937
GM, is >>34939 accurate and Cauchemar tracy could at once sit on a guy's torso but also suck him off?

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34943
34944
>>34941
I would think a Paladin's mend spell could do something
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34944
34945 34946
>>34942
Ever seen a horse sit? She could reach.
He should focus on his part, because he's not moving until she's happy.
>>34943
I thought that only worked on non-magical objects?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34945
34946
>>34942
You seriously want a ruling. Thats not a question, I'm marveling. Since you asked, I wonder if he can stick his head up innit.
>>34944
>reach
You're not helping
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34946
34947 34949
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>>34944
....I don't like oral sex

>>34945
That was a legit question because I have no idea
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34947
34948
>>34946
Neither do I. This is feminism.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34948
34950
>>34947
No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34949
>>34946
Logistically speaking, yes, she could reach.
I gotta crash, catch you guys later

Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34950
34951
>>34948
Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*

Goodnight
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34951
35046
>>34950
*Is milked by demon horse*
NBd4A
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No.34954
>*is sat on until passed out*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34955
34956
>>34820
Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34956
34958
>>34955
Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34957
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Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34958
34959
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>>34956
>triple-stab sneak attack
That's all I needed.
Can I make a Triple Death Attack too?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34959
34960
>>34958
As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34960
34961
>>34959
Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34961
34962 34966
>>34960
It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34962
34963 34964
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>>34961
Great.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34963
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>>34962
Wrong meme.
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34964
>>34962
A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34965
34972
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Also, can she go hunting in the morning during the time Trumpaladin is asleep in the cuckshed she built overnight?
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34966
34971
>>34961
Why would Tracy have three attacks per round? A level 12 rogue only has 2 attacks per round
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34967
34969 34971
Tracy is 1 Blackguard, 1 Assassin, and 14 Rogue yes?
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
So lots.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34968
34971
>>34783
tries not to get erect... fails.
>>34772
>>34788
where is infernuis on the list?
>>34785
this.
>>34787
i do.
>>34786
its in my backstory queer.
>>34796
dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg
>>34810
this.
>>34819
what scimitar?
>>34822
i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)
>>34838
if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.


Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34969
34970
>>34967
Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target. This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter. Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34970
34971
>>34969
Excuse me, I used the wrong multiples. Yes, it would be 24d6, not 45d
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34971
34974
>>34966
Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.
>>34967
I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.
>>34968
She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.
>where is Infernuis on the list?
not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)I really like your character though
>>34970
How much damage is that per turn?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34972
34974
>>34965
Like what kind of game is there in the forest?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34973
34975
What's Trumpaladin's base attack bonus?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34974
34976 34977
>>34971
That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,... so yeah, murder.
>>34972
There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34975
34977
>>34973
16 11 6 1
Anonymous
jStTv
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No.34976
34978
>>34974
I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
NBd4A
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No.34977
34979 34980
[1d20+19 = 30]
>>34974
*duct-tapes snoring Trumpaladin to back*
Rolling survival
>>34975
Is the cumulative the "base"? Or is it just 16 as the base?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34978
34981
>>34976
No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.
>levels
That's my one question. I don't remember which.
NBd4A
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No.34979
[1d20+20 = 30]
>>34977
Also, Move Silently, so he doesn't wake up.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34980
34982
>>34977
16 is the base, and each additional attack gets 5 less for bonus
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34981
>>34978
>levels
Now I'm confused too..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34982
34983 34986 34987
>>34980
Epic prestige classes like Divine Emissary require a 23 base attack bonus. How does one attain that if their attack bonus doesn't increase after 20th level?