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>>34930She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
>>34929>it's all in her head, after allNo it ain't. A Paladin's mount is a gift from the deity to help him in his quest
>Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole timeLike what could she do?
>>34930I can't dismiss a mount?
>>34931>hatchYes, but there's Korak's pimp suit to contend with in that event.
>>34932Not a
player mount, no
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>>34932I remember at least four verses that included having secks with horses as part of the "Quest".
>>34933... Hypothetically could the Pimp suit be repaired?
>>34933What do I have to roll to get myself out of this? An opposed grapple check? An attack of opportunity? Can I put the helm on?
>>34934Oh don't you dare damage that pimp suit you faggot!
>>34935She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action...
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
*Carefully unbuttons*
>>34934The pimp suit exceeds anyone's current ability to modify or repair.
>>34935Technically, the whole thing is contestable since no dice have been rolled yet.
>>34936I think she's too big for a successful 69
>>34938Long neck, high dexterity.
>>34937Oh well then he sure as shit better not damage it if we can't even find a tailor for it
>>34937>>34940It can't be tailored? Wasn't it originally made to fit a Dwarf?
>>34937GM, is
>>34939 accurate and Cauchemar tracy could at once sit on a guy's torso but also suck him off?
>>34941I would think a Paladin's mend spell could do something
>>34942Ever seen a horse sit? She could reach.
He should focus on his part, because he's not moving until she's happy.
>>34943I thought that only worked on non-magical objects?
>>34942You seriously want a ruling. Thats not a question, I'm marveling. Since you asked, I wonder if he can stick his head up innit.
>>34944>reachYou're not helping
>>34944....I don't like oral sex
>>34945That was a legit question because I have no idea
>>34946Neither do I. This is feminism.
>>34947No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
>>34946Logistically speaking, yes, she could reach.
I gotta crash, catch you guys later
>>34948Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*
Goodnight
>>34950*Is milked by demon horse*
>*is sat on until passed out*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
>>34820Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
>>34955Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
>>34956>triple-stab sneak attackThat's all I needed.
Can I make a Triple Death Attack too?
>>34958As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
>>34959Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
>>34960It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
>>34961Great.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
>>34962A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
Also, can she go hunting in the morning during the time Trumpaladin is asleep in the cuckshed she built overnight?
>>34961Why would Tracy have three attacks per round? A level 12 rogue only has 2 attacks per round
Tracy is 1 Blackguard, 1 Assassin, and 14 Rogue yes?
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
So lots.
>>34783tries not to get erect... fails.>>34772>>34788where is infernuis on the list?
>>34785this.
>>34787i do.
>>34786its in my backstory queer.
>>34796dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg>>34810this.
>>34819what scimitar?
>>34822i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)
>>34838if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.
>>34967Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target.
This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter. Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
>>34969Excuse me, I used the wrong multiples. Yes, it would be 24d6, not 45d
>>34966Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.
>>34967I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.
>>34968She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.
>where is Infernuis on the list?not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)
I really like your character though>>34970How much damage is that per turn?
>>34965Like what kind of game is there in the forest?
What's Trumpaladin's base attack bonus?
>>34971That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,... so yeah, murder.
>>34972There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
>>34974I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
[1d20+19 = 30]>>34974*duct-tapes snoring Trumpaladin to back*
Rolling survival
>>34975Is the cumulative the "base"? Or is it just 16 as the base?
>>34976No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.
>levelsThat's my one question. I don't remember which.
[1d20+20 = 30]>>34977Also, Move Silently, so he doesn't wake up.
>>3497716 is the base, and each additional attack gets 5 less for bonus
>>34980Epic prestige classes like Divine Emissary require a 23 base attack bonus. How does one attain that if their attack bonus doesn't increase after 20th level?