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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
995 replies and 71 files omitted.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34675
34678
>>34671
"me being serious we have machine that make any kind of food."
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34676
34677
Torc wakes up after his anal trama
"Where am I?"
hij0+
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No.34677
34682
[1d20 = 19]
>>34672
So where does horsey want to go?

>>34671
I don't think the teleportation spell requires much more knowledge than knowledge of the destination, but I'll argue that when I want to use it.

Does a search check show anything civilization-related anywhere in sight? Rolling again because he'd do this for minutes

>>34674
Wrong helm, and I bet it would if he managed to fail a will saving throw

>>34676
You're not in some trucker's cab at least
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34678
34679
>>34675
"Oh, well, look who's had a gander about the building! Isn't he special? You think I don't fukkin' know that already? You think you lot are the first to venture about this place?
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34679
34681 34712
>>34678
"hey stop being a cunt or me shit in mouth."
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34680
34719
>>34668
>>34663
>>34664
>>34669
>>34672
What do they find once they get close to the ground?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34681
34683 34684
>>34679
Who the fuck is infernius talking to?
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34682
34686
>>34677
>So where does horsey want to go?
I want to go exploring/hunting/looting
She wants to go on a solo adventure with her husband, a long one.
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34683
34685
>>34681
Darkie.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34684
34685 34686 34687 34688
>>34681
While we have Drow to fight and an impending war against the Cardishore/Court alliance? With no food, chopsticks, and I am not sure I got the sword and girdle back? Okay...
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34685
34686 34712
>>34683
Ahh
So GM, what does Torc find when he wakes up?
>>34684
They are Torc's copstick, you don't get them
Also, wrong post
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34686
>>34685
Well Fuck you too
>>34682
See >>34684

Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34687
34690
>>34684
>With no food
>Survival+21
They'll be fine. There should be game in the forest.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34688
34689 34690 34692
>>34684
infernuis knows how to farm.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34689
34690 34691 34693
>>34688
What did he grow?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34690
34694
>>34688
Infernius is 150 miles away right now...

>>34687
+21 for Tracy. What is he going to sleep on? Tracy?

>>34689
He's been hinting it this whole time
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34691
34695
>>34689
'Grass'
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34692
34695 34696
5BPXcB4.jpg
>>34688
>inb4
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34693
>>34689
potatos carrots greens that sort of stuff.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34694
34696
>>34690
>for Tracy
Survival applies to allies to others as well. He'll be fine with her.
Worry about Dragons and whatnot.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34695
>>34692
what the fuck did i just read?
>>34691
he didnt know that existed untill he came here.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34696
34697 34698
>>34692
Kek. Remember when you posted that "what do you need 200 pigeons for" screencap? If we had a homing pidgeon, we could follow it home, or at least send a message back.

"When the time comes, I'll know"

>>34694
I want a nice city to conquer...
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34697
34700
>>34696
>I want a nice city to conquer…
THIS!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34698
34699 34703 34704
lawful_good_2.jpg
>>34696
>city to conquer
You'd have to """liberate""" it first..
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34699
>>34698
i wouldn't.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34700
34701 34704
>>34697
I too want to conquer nations..
..Or at least burn down a village or something.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34701
34702 34704
>>34700
burn down cardishore.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34702
34707 34710
>>34701
She will if she finds out they lost her special knives.
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34703
34705 34712
>>34698
What allignment would be
>there are no civilians, just "acceptable causalties
?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34704
34706 34712
quote-some-who-call-themselves-realists-question-whether-the-spread-of-democracy-in-the-middle-george-w-bush-139-45-28.jpg
>>34698
>Implying I can't do both at the same time

>>34700
Eh, we'll see what to do with the settlement once we know its essential character. I feel like I need more humans. More of them to work in the mines and factories, more to buy my products, and more to rule over

>>34701
You already burned down a city and killed a source of mine workers. You also caged an entire village. Hush
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34705
>>34703
communist.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34706
34710
>>34704
i need more!
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34707
34710
>>34702
good burn the capitalist kikes.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34708
34709 34711
Sorry, some shit just hit the fan. I'm gonna need a minute.
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34709
>>34708
Np, its fine
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34710
>>34707
>>34702
>>34706
Fuck off. The continent does not have infinite resources. Be smart
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34711
>>34708
That's fine.
I g2g too.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34712
34713 34715 34718 34735
Whew, heaven hasn't fallen who here gets that joke? so back to the races!
>>34679
"Oh well shit, I guess I'd better shape up or I might be in store for some right adversity! Did you have a question unicorn?"
>>34685
You find yourself on a beach. Thez is nearby, trying to find her bearings.
>>34703
Anything from true neutral to chaotic evil
>>34704
>village
I'd forgotten about that

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34713
34714
>>34712
>Did you have a question unicorn?
Is Trollestia there?

>Thez and Torcuil are alone together on a beach
Oh God. I know where this is going

>Village
We should probably free them
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34714
34721
>>34713
No, that was for Infernius, who only has one horn
>beach
No
>village
Its the sjw village Infernius raided
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34715
34716
>>34712
"what you want to eat. me trying to show you some respect."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34716
34717
>>34715
"At this point I'd eat your other horn if that's what was available!"
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34717
34720
>>34716
"hmmm strange but okay me be back."
*goes to the kitchen and gets Minotaur horn soup for him and some roasted dark elf for me*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34718
34719 34722
>>34712
I get it
So, where are Tracy and Trump, and what's around them? Did any of those checks detect anything?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34719
>>34718
>>34680

Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34720
34722 34743
>>34717
*chops up a psychedelic mushroom and adds it to the soup along with some carrots and potatos and some pepper.*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34721
>>34714
So... Um... what do Trumcy see? I think Tracy is specifically looking for living things, and Trumpaladin is looking for roads, houses, wells, ruins, or freaking anything besides nature
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34722
34723 34724 34734
>>34718
The climate is a bit colder but not terribly so. There is more wildlife in the area flitting about, and observably more birds. Its not terribly different than the Port Barry area, but it seems less travelled. Instead of roads here are small trails (mostly animal) and the apparently human transit routes show a lack of carriage/coach wheels, just foot/hoof prints. The squaking of birds can be heard from tall grass nearby, and the general scene seems like people don't visit often.
>>34720
Out of curiosity, where did he get shrooms? Asking for a friend. Seriously though, I shouldn't allow that,... but I will
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34723
34725 34727
>>34722
Any signs of those creature they were chasing?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34724
>>34722
What kind of wildlife are we talking about here?