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>>34671"me being serious we have machine that make any kind of food."
Torc wakes up after his anal trama
"Where am I?"
[1d20 = 19]>>34672So where does horsey want to go?
>>34671I don't think the teleportation spell requires much more knowledge than knowledge of the destination, but I'll argue that when I want to use it.
Does a search check show anything civilization-related anywhere in sight? Rolling again because he'd do this for minutes
>>34674Wrong helm, and I bet it would if he managed to fail a will saving throw
>>34676You're not in some trucker's cab at least
>>34675"Oh, well, look who's had a gander about the building! Isn't he special? You think I don't fukkin' know that already? You think you lot are the first to venture about this place?
>>34678"hey stop being a cunt or me shit in mouth."
>>34668>>34663>>34664>>34669>>34672What do they find once they get close to the ground?
>>34679Who the fuck is infernius talking to?
>>34677>So where does horsey want to go?I want to go exploring/hunting/looting
She wants to go on a solo adventure with her husband, a long one.
>>34681While we have Drow to fight and an impending war against the Cardishore/Court alliance? With no food, chopsticks, and I am not sure I got the sword and girdle back? Okay...
>>34683Ahh
So GM, what does Torc find when he wakes up?
>>34684They are Torc's copstick, you don't get them
Also, wrong post
>>34684>With no food>Survival+21They'll be fine. There should be game in the forest.
>>34684infernuis knows how to farm.
>>34688Infernius is 150 miles away right now...
>>34687+21
for Tracy. What is he going to sleep on? Tracy?
>>34689He's been hinting it this whole time
>>34689potatos carrots greens that sort of stuff.
>>34690>for TracySurvival applies to allies to others as well. He'll be fine with her.
Worry about Dragons and whatnot.
>>34692what the fuck did i just read?
>>34691he didnt know that existed untill he came here.
>>34692Kek. Remember when you posted that "what do you need 200 pigeons for" screencap? If we had a homing pidgeon, we could follow it home, or at least send a message back.
"When the time comes, I'll know"
>>34694I want a nice city to conquer...
>>34696>city to conquerYou'd have to """liberate""" it first..
>>34697I too want to conquer nations..
..Or at least burn down a village or something.
>>34701She will if she finds out they lost her special knives.
>>34698>Implying I can't do both at the same time>>34700Eh, we'll see what to do with the settlement once we know its essential character. I feel like I need more humans. More of them to work in the mines and factories, more to buy my products, and more to rule over
>>34701You already burned down a city and killed a source of mine workers. You also caged an entire village. Hush
>>34702good burn the capitalist kikes.
Sorry, some shit just hit the fan. I'm gonna need a minute.
>>34707>>34702>>34706Fuck off. The continent does not have infinite resources. Be smart
Whew, heaven hasn't fallen
who here gets that joke? so back to the races!
>>34679"Oh well shit, I guess I'd better shape up or I might be in store for some right adversity! Did you have a question unicorn?"
>>34685You find yourself on a beach. Thez is nearby, trying to find her bearings.
>>34703Anything from true neutral to chaotic evil
>>34704>villageI'd forgotten about that
>>34712>Did you have a question unicorn?Is Trollestia there?
>Thez and Torcuil are alone together on a beachOh God. I know where this is going
>VillageWe should probably free them
>>34713No, that was for Infernius, who only has one horn
>beachNo
>villageIts the sjw village Infernius raided
>>34712"what you want to eat. me trying to show you some respect."
>>34715"At this point I'd eat your other horn if that's what was available!"
>>34716"hmmm strange but okay me be back."
*goes to the kitchen and gets Minotaur horn soup for him and some roasted dark elf for me*
>>34712I get itSo, where are Tracy and Trump, and what's around them? Did any of those checks detect anything?
>>34717*chops up a psychedelic mushroom and adds it to the soup along with some carrots and potatos and some pepper.*
>>34714So... Um... what do Trumcy see? I think Tracy is specifically looking for living things, and Trumpaladin is looking for roads, houses, wells, ruins, or freaking anything besides nature
>>34718The climate is a bit colder but not terribly so. There is more wildlife in the area flitting about, and observably more birds. Its not terribly different than the Port Barry area, but it seems less travelled. Instead of roads here are small trails (mostly animal) and the apparently human transit routes show a lack of carriage/coach wheels, just foot/hoof prints. The squaking of birds can be heard from tall grass nearby, and the general scene seems like people don't visit often.
>>34720Out of curiosity, where did he
get shrooms? Asking for a friend. Seriously though, I shouldn't allow that,... but I will
>>34722Any signs of those creature they were chasing?
>>34722What kind of wildlife are we talking about here?