This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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>>35436*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
>>35439"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."
Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
>>35440".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy.
Anything. Can you say the same...?"
>>35441*hangs in the air, motionlessly*
>>35443".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
>goes to sleep
See y'all tomorrow
>>35439*Trumpaladin winces*
"Tracy... I'm not allowed to do literally anything... But I am willing to go very far for you. For us. What do you need me to do?"
>>35447Goodnight!
>>35449*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*
"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
"I need this, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer..! I've wanted to kill her since the day I first met her, and I can't hold back anymore. It hurts to even look at her now; she makes me want to scream.. it's too late, there can only be one of us...
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
>>35451*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
>>35452"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to
finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
>>35452"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
>>35454[Happy, hysterical pony noises]
"...... Th-thank you.. Flashy.. I love you..."
*continues moving towards tower once again*
>>35455"I... I understand the feeling of
needing to do something... That I do.
I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it
But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"
>>35456*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"
>>35458*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
[Read more] >>35459*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
>>35460*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
>>35461*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
I'm waiting for this section of the session to resolve its self so I can binge it all at once
>>35462"Tracy... If I may. Ask something from you"
>>35464".... What is it, Flashy?"
*is still speeding towards the tower*
"You seem to have picked up that I sort of already have a large number duties and obligations. Paladin of Trump, proclaimer of the truth of Football, and defender of Port Barry. I'm not great at it, but please understand that I have duties that are high priority.
Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
>>35467".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
>>35468*hugs horsey*
"I really want for this to work, pony"
I'd hate to cut it here, but I have to sleep soon.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
>>35469"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
>>35470I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait>>35471"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
>>35473Those lyrics match too well
>>35475Dude,... don't get me started,... its too deep on so many levels
>>35474"Oh, don't act like you don't know,..." Thez quips, her arms crossed challengingly.
>>35476I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy characterUm... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
>>35478Its done. Trump and Tracy come skidding into the tower. a bit winded.
>>35480I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
>>35479Darlkie wanders by, having
thoroughly washed himself,... several times
so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
>>35481As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
>>35483Fucking this
>>35483Trumpaladin is thoroughly surprised
"I see you got your cup of chamomile tea"
>>35482*continues grinning at thez*
>>35485"W... what?" she blushes and looks around.
>>35484He flashes a cheesy grin. "Alas, I couldn't find it so I went with Chai."
>>35486"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"
Looks away for a moment
"Only moderately successful....
What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
>>35487"better, he agreed to help get our gold back."