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>>34569So, wanna go through woods looking for monsters or talk to darkie, or go to cardishore?
>>34571Gotta figure out where we are first...
>>34572>>34571Both materialize,... alive,... on the golden X in pic relted.
For the record, you would have both died, have woken up in the entertron, with no equipment. You're welcome.
[1d20 = 7]>>34572We were not charging for very long, and movement in the Ethereal plane is half as fast as the material. We'll be fine.
Search check surroundings, as if Trumpaladin could tell one strand of trees from another
Future note, don't run off like an idiot. Strategy (which ur opponents had in spades) can defeat ANY level opponent.
>>34573Shit... I didn't realize they'd gone that far.
*chill runs down spine*
*stops*
>>34573>>34572Fuck yeah! Dragons!
>>34575I'll repeat what I said to Tracy's faggot to you
">Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treasure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it"
>>34574>Movement 1/2Why would you think that?
>>34576Oh calm down. We're in great hunting territory. Wish I had Fae though. Can she get here quickly?
>>34579Do you think you're in range for empathic link?
>>34578>>34578Because that's what the wiki page says
>An ethereal creature is invisible, insubstantial, and capable of moving in any direction, even up or down, albeit at half normal speed.http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/etherealJaunt.htm>>34580When you call a mount, they appear the next round right next to you from the celestial plane
[3d20 = 10]
Alright
Spot, Search and Listen
Wtf are we?
[1d20 = 16]>>34581What is the biome we are in?
Spot check
Detect Evil
>>34584What a shitty fucking roll that was.
>+5 on spot and listen >>34585Detect Good, because why not?
[1d20+19 = 26]
Rolling to Hide
>>34590Why? Also can you outrun a dragon?
>>34591Well, she could out-maneuver one, if it didn't just breath fire at them..
>WhyWhy not?
>>34582See, here we're in a pickle. The rules listed by Ethereal Jaunt describe an individual who is otherwise non-ethereal, moving at base speed. When one considers that Tracy was spurred, she can be assumed to be moving at greater than 'base' speed. In addition, I disagree entirely with the rulebook on movement speed in the ethereal plane, with regard to self-propulsion, which Tracy has. I'm of the mind that self-propelled characters/entities - given that there are no obstructions or landscape to deter - would move at
twice their base movement rate.
>>34593>would move at twice their base movement rateWow, add a run check to that and she could move... really fast.
Don't worry, Thez and Torcuil will find themselves in equal a pickle.
>>34593There's no block on something like a road. If anything it should be the same, since there's air resistance in both apparently
>>34596But there's no air resistence in the ethereal plane, hence the accellerated (in my design) movement
>>34597You said a few posts ago that wings work. They wouldn't do anything with no air resistance. But whatever, I'll argue about this when it becomes an issue later
>>34599The kind that gives treasure
I hadn't planned it, but for now the party's biggest issue is finding their way back to Port Barry
>>34598Hmmm, you're right, thats contradictory. One moment
>>34601Well, if we encounter a dragon, and it is small enough to kill, then we can take it's treasure. I think a lot of monsters and barbarians give treasure. You wanted to grind xp, well, you're in precisely the right place to do it
>>34603>small enough to kill>in the mountainsYou mean babies/teenagers?
Sure, that's something to do.
It's getting close to 2:00AM...
>>34604You got like a 140 HP don't you? I think we could take on up to a full adult. And if we encounter something larger... you can move at 3x speed right? If nothing else, Ethereal Jaunt
K. Trump is right, wings would not work. Since however, no one is using wings (or air resistence) as a propulsion method, its a moot point. The 2x speed is still in play, and Torcuil and Thez will find themselves approximately 166% the distance Trump and Tracy crossed, except to the east rather than the north.
Also, I think now is a good time to adjourn this "casual" weekend Xp
>>34529>>34521and i thought i was bad at roiling.
Figured out the easy way out. I still think the hard way may be more fun
>>34612Are you talking about the teleporting helmet?
Is there a machine at the tower that assembles golems/constructs?
>>34611Seriously, I had to check the script to make sure that wasn't a 1d1 troll.
>>34615There might be, you'll have to wait until you're not ~150 miles away to check tho. ^_~
>tfw you move so fast you don't realize you're speeding all the way across the continent right into the jaws of doom
>>34618You wheren't the one with leprechauns spewing out your anus
>>34618It wasn't the speed that would have done you in, it was the opponents and their methods. Some opponents do and will make it a practice to kill things much bigger and badder than them
>>34619If it's any compensation, that shit was fucking hilarious.
>>34620I wonder what they were... Idk what kind of creature moves faster than Tracy and can use Ethereal juant..
Oh well, time will tell.
>>34621Not gonna lie, those rolls had be in tears