Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15701This.
Leave a spot for Thez, alright?
>>15713I thought Stonewall was the guy next to him...
Let me sort out my folder.
>embarrassed >>15714The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
>>15709hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
>>15714No, I could swear Stonewall is next to Lee in the Baltimore monument.
>>15717>Didn't already do itDon't forget to mark it as sacred.
>inb4, Soros sends antifa army to destroy it, but we build it back bigger and better >>15717>can't stop laughingGo for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
>>15719There should be other globalists as its heads, Rockefeller already being cut off.
>>15717Fountain in the central plaza
>>15715So we can purge it
>>15716It's okay, I tried and failed to woo Trollestia, and holy hell this unicorn has been and will continue to be difficult
>>15721I did not mean to post that picture
GM, how's the date going?
>>15721Don't purge Thez's hang-out.
You have your grill, she has her whorehouse.
>>15723Say something: make her laugh.
>>15724oh and joseph stalin is a head too
>>15728Draw/shoop it for maximum holiness.
>>15720Okay, rockefeller head on the ground
>>15721>purgeAt your peril
>>15723Its going marvelously. Both of you have eaten, though nothing has been said. Awkwardly.
T> So what inspires a wildish Scotsman to take a unicorn on a 'date'?
>>15728added
>>15723If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date?
would she accept?I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date
>>15725I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
>>15732Your going to really regret doing that if your serious.
>>15732Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
>>15733Seriously this
>>15734>>15735kek
All this to-do about a whorehouse, while a crazy mutant gigantor dog strolls about the Football field,...
>>15732i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion >>15737Isn't the football field supposed to be sacred?
Sounds like a duty for a Paladin.
>>15733We don't have to burn it. We can just demolish it
>>15736>>15737Probably should do something about that
>>15738Oh come on! I pulled a knife out of your asshole
>>15739I hate to say this, but yes
>>15738>Forgetting Paladin is immune to diseaseUse Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
>>15730"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning >>15741No no, let him do his thing. I promise it won't ever come around and bite him in the ass. I'm sure of it. ^_^
"WHAT... ARE... YOU"
Shush now, I got this.
>>15744>loveWhoa,... whoa,... whoa. Really? Gah!
>>15745This
>>15746This
>>15747And this
Im belaying T's response for the moment.
>>15749can i go to ben really quick?
>>15750Yes, please please go to Ben
>>15752>>15750Follow, just for the sake of bullying Ponimaru.
>>15749>>15751Guys, Torc didn't talk to anyone for years, was in a cave, and studied memes for the love of god!
Do you expect him to handle a date well?
>>15753"Um... Tracy. Do you want to..."
>>15748T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
>>15758Better learn spaghetti-bending, Torc...
>>15753Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.
>>15756"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"
Legit has no idea what Tracy likes >>15761REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15763"Um... Sorry. I was trying to impress Tracy... Get her to be less mean to me..."