Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15558Sorry, I refreshed before I could screen-cap. I think you know why it was edited tho. Xp
>>15563>cuz Torcuil is >>15563Dude, I produced better memes than you could have
>>15554>20732037 at the latest
>>15564I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech
and free religion.
>>15566"Thou shalt have no gods before Football" is how I recall the commandment.
>>15564>>15558>>15566It's almost as if a GET thief, banned from taking them himself, steals GETs anyways...
>>15566>Free religionThis is a Denver Broncos board boy
>>15568Thank you for reminding me
>>15568Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
>>15572Wait, It wasn't sarcasm?
>>15565Torc's timeline, not ours
>>15559>>15561Now do you why he's always salty?
>>15569Um... What did I remind you of?
>>15571You've been trying to take every single GET Quad and Trips on every board since at least May. You be grateful you are tolerated
>>15574At least I didn't troll with deliberate intention to piss-off the userbase.
>>15575I don't know...
People weren't happy about so many "Praise Kek" posts
Okay fair point >>15574>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies>blogpostThe other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
>>15577This, this is a beautiful story
>>15573You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
>>15577Praise be
>>15579Does this include Trumpaladin?
>>15579"Sure"
Torc takes the banana thanking Trollestia.
"Thanks for the help the other night"
>>15579>This cunt still claims to be good-alignedBe careful, Torc. This is dangerous territory...
>>15580I only regret that the goofy-face Elway pic (with annotations) isn't available on a mug.
And
sigh maybe, yes.
>>15582fukking kek
She's good-ish
>>15583Praise Elway it isn't pic related
>shuddering >>15585Trollestia had better find that hilarious
>>15587... Are you trying to sleep with her too now?
>>15531>>15584You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies
kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587Hella
>>15590*blue pony suddenly reappears, looking glum*
If I wanted to be a dick, I COULD bring up the fact that Tracy's distaste for Trump stems largely from the feud between waifu-thief (who did nothing wrong) and Tracy (who is anti-multi-waifus) and is technically inadmissable in game,... and though I AM a dick, I'll let that matter slide.
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
>>15591"Are you not afraid she will be spirited away again, or harmed if you wait?"
>>15592"D'aww. Why you sad little pony?"
*rubs down pony head and down her neck*
>>15594[pony purring sounds]
*Brushes cheek against leg*
>>15593>Evidence admissibility rulesKek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now
>>15595"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"
>>15596"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."
*tries to pet her*
Lenos wanders though amidst all the huggery.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
>>15597"Carry on with the hugging, its cute," his voice is even more distant
>>15598"Are you willing to help?"
>>15597[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
>>15601"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?
In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"
>>15602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg >>15603The real Trump wouldn't treat me like this
>>15581Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
>>15603lol
>>15604When you put it that way it almost sounds,....
>>15603[confused and depressed pony noises]....
>>15598"..I saw that. Some fag dressed as a clown just beamed-in on a giant monster griping about lunch money or something. We should probably go check it out now."
>>15605No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.
The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes >>15604The banana isn't a MEME ITS HELL
>>15606"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
>>15609Wrong
>>15608*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
>>15610Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you
don't fucking like bananas.