Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>15868
Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
>>15870
>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic Roleplay
I'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic Roleplay
I'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
>>15886
Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
>>15887
Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
>>15890
I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
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Why am I dignifying this? Go to sleep
I'm going to sleep
I'm going to sleep
>>15896
>Ouch
Which hooves?
>*picked lock*
*phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath
>Ouch
Which hooves?
>*picked lock*
*phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath
>>15898
Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
[5d8 = 2010]
Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889
It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895
Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890
I'm wondering that too
>>15901
Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10
Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889
It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895
Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890
I'm wondering that too
>>15901
Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10
Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
The dice didn't work the way I wanted, but Trump is knocked the fuck out
>>15908
>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake.
"Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake.
"Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
"YOU'RE not off the hook either!" um, she's pointing at me,....
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
>>15909
>>15910
"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless
I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.
Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it
>>15910
"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless
I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.
Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it
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