Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15861its a belt, me have time also why is big lizard in the football field?
>>15864Hold on, I'm filling up a pale of water
>>15868Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
>>15870>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic RoleplayI'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
>>15870They must have slipped out
>>15872You don't even have the Skill to pull them out of the bag, even I can't make a pickpocketing check like that.
>>15873I know what they do.
>>15875Well
someone is getting >raped tonight...
>>15878Yeah, Tourcil. I can act out murdering you though if you like
Which legs did he apply the shackles to?
>>15880Torc is in the process of being >raped.
>>15883He was raped
>>15882Which ever disable you and leave you unable to attack
>>15885>four legsPick a pair, because the rodeo is starting now.
>>15885>unable to attackThat was never part of the 'bargain', those just eliminate teleport/phase/w/e shenanigens
>>15886Lets assume the forelegs.
>>15886Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
>>15889How do you rig a 1.5 ton animal to the ceiling?
>no Use Rope Skill >>15887Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
>>15890>Still thinks his D&D bullshit will help himTie rear legs next and now she's disabled
>>15890I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
>>15890Ooh. I'll take your bracelets as well. I like those
[3d20 = 48]roll to pick locks this round
>>15892>attack of opportunity*buck with both hooves*
[3d20 = 29]>>15895Bees
Quick draw Vanderiem
Slash, Slash, Slash at your hooves with Vanderiem
Why am I dignifying this? Go to sleep
I'm going to sleep
>>15896>OuchWhich hooves?
>*picked lock**phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath
USER WAS SHACKLED FOR THIS POST >>15898Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
>>15900>>15898>>15899"Engagement's over Tracy"
[5d8 = 2010]Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890I'm wondering that too
>>15901Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
The dice didn't work the way I wanted, but Trump is knocked the fuck out
>>15903I was going to reply to Thez, but okay
>>15904You're welcome to,... except Trump is KTFO
>>15902oh she goes to trump first huh? i see.
[jealous minotuar noises]
>>15902>>15905"I hope you don't think I wanted it to be this way. Nor do I think it had to be this way. But here we are"
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>>15908>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake."Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
"YOU'RE not off the hook either!" um, she's pointing at me,....
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
>>15909>>15910"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless
I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.
Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it >>15913Tracy's faggot: I got b8, because salt.
>>15915>saltBecause I'm not putting up with your autism while I have class in less than 8 hours