Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15662>Trump is always GoodThis. Just because y'all don't always understand my 4d chess moves doesn't mean I'm wrong
>>15658"Ever given a nerd a swirly in toilet?"
>>15662I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw. >>15665"Yeeeah. Wo0t!"
>>15666Thats,... kinda disturbing
>>15666"Let's test out the wedgies we'll give to the mage on Tourcil. He can see just how clean the bathroom is as well (Do the staff even wash their hands?)
>>15665Paladin is pretty nice too
>started >>15667That year's Bronycon was especially disturbing...
>>15669>pic 2That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>BronyconThat's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
>>15668Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
>>15660Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
>>15673>too pureRiiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about
ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff
I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it.
kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed >>15675You never answered
>>15648>>15676>cuz Korak is a douchePlease tell
>wicket is unhallowedDo I have to burn it to purify the city?
>>15677"He better NOT"
Ahem. May I suggest that is inadvisable.
>>15676Can't Infernius use Hallow to designate the site as holy?
>>15682... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
"Its okay faggot, I can always pick another place. I just liked it cuz it was quiet and there's a piano."
>>15676Oh yeah, the staff.
Ehh, going on a date, it can wait
>>15685T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
>>15665>anti-hero ftwthats why i pick ghoatic good.
>>15686I meant game time, but Torc's fag is on estNah, I'm here just had to feed cats
>>15690T> Lead on good sheep-fucker (scotsman Xp)
>>15683i cast hallow on the city.
What about the freak?
>>15693Don't. It'll piss-off your waifu.
>>15693Hallow has a 40' radius. No on city.
"Its okay, it only itches really."
>>15694What about him? He's not going anywhere.
>>15695Can we go see what his deal is? His pet is bothering the townsfolk.
>>15695is there a more op version of the spell i could use?
>>15698Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"
>>15698Just go house to house. You'de do it to purify from Jews, so why not from Demonic elements?
>>15679I really wanted to hear this, or get some character development...
>>15701"This ain't Amsterdam. We have standards"
Use Meld stone daily to build multiple Confederate Battle Monuments all around Port Barry, and designate each one as holy.
>>15701>no comments on the dateI should have kept Torc a virgin
This gonna be a disaster
>>15704confederate and NSDAP Monuments coming up.
>>15703>having standardsOh right
>>15706In the style of the Legend of Bagger Vance
"Oh no sir, its been a disaster for a long time now"
>>15708It'll take quite a while to do, but the Stonewall will be pleased.
>>15703this actually pretty smart.