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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
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No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
1224 replies and 134 files omitted.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15917
15918

Sorry I'nis, it'll just be a sec
>>15911
"And hasn't it occurred to you that that's how she shows affection? That maybe she hasn't been conditioned to behave or act or express emotions in the 'normal' way people or ponies do so? You're trying to hold her to a standard she can't fulfill, and then ostracizing her when she doesn't. That doesn't sound very much to me like a conscientious leader!
>>15916
Sleep, this is a lecture in its own right, and there won't be any combat until next weekend.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15918
>>15917
"She has no affection or love"
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15919
15920
>>15915
"And you! Maybe some people don't LIKE being pinned to a wall! Maybe some people like the idea that they're participating or - dare I say it - INITIATING intimacy or sexuality! I swear, I'm gonna have to beat all'y'all about the face and torso!"
Bad Pony
jX/y2
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No.15920
15921
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>15919
"....*whimpers*........"
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15921
>>15920
D'aww. That's super cute
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15922
15923 15924 15925
I just want to say, aside from the chaining up I wasn't too offended by how things were going.
"Yeah, and that's ALSO the problem! In what world is that sort of shit acceptable? Do you REALLY think that condoning this type of thing is okay? Are you that much of a sick pervert that you'll allow a pregnant mare to get strung up to the rafters?! OOOH I'm so mad right now! You! (pointing at Infernius) Show me that there that there so I calm down.
She storms off with Infernius.
The scene is dead silent.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15923
15925 15927
>>15922
> that there that there
what did you mean by this?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15924
15925 15927
>>15922
"She was intending to attack me and do far worse while I was vulnerable. There was no other way, and I had no other options"
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15925
15926
>>15922
[shocked and frightened pony noises]
>remembers
*offers horn*
>>15923
"...... You stupid bovine..."

*Goes to bed irl*
>>15924
She never tried to cut your legs off,
faggot.

Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15926
>>15925
Oh yeah, the hacking. Okay that was too far. But was salty from the hoof attack
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15927
15928 15930
>>15923
Uhm, she's talking about your now 11",.... Please don't make me go into further detail.
So yeah. Thez is back, just in time to fight the nerd and his psycho-dog, while also preventing the party from cutting legs off and all other sorts of degenerate shit.
>>15924
Lesson learned, sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity.
Anonymous
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No.15928
15929
>>15927
>sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity
Definitely regretting all instances

Honestly though, I thought I would be forced to call in Thez because of a break down in group cohesion much earlier. So she can be angry but the situation was and is bad and she really should be grateful it took this long to break down completely.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15929
>>15928
Fair point, and (though not explicit) the compliment is noted.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15930
15932
>>15927
they dont call it the gay bath house for anything
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15931
Now I'M going to sleep, cuz I have to be up in 5 hours. G'night, and don't get knocked out! (too late for some Xp)
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15932
>>15930
LESS TALK, MORE,....
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15933
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I'm sorry...
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15934
15935
"... I swear to Hitler these faggots,... all it would have taken is a few well-placed"Hmmm, what do YOU think?" or maybe a bit of "I have a differing opinion, how can we accommodate one another?" and thus avoid cutting fucking legs off! I've met demons that were more reasonable when going about THEIR business than these FUCKS. Seriously, this is entirely the sort of situation I was hoping to avoid and NOW who knows WHAT is gonna happen and of course my faggot is going to be bitching 'cuz all fucking day long he's gonna be assessing thresholds of possibility and concocting what "should/would/is" happening, and of course that's going to mean a giant fucking shit-storm for all involved,...." she'll be less pissed after some coffee.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15935
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>>15934
>>tfw you convert your waifu
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15936
>the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
LIES
Stupid Nerd Who Learned His Lesson
jX/y2
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No.15937
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>wake up hung over
>Really wish I had classes Monday to distract me from doing retard crap like this on lonely Sunday nights
>Finally recover memory
>read thread
>Oh_shit.jpg
>Torc get's date>raped after spilling all his spaghetti
>Tracy's faggot had the retarded idea to spoil a date by trying to out>rape Troll
>shit goes sour immediately
>party, after weeks of passive-aggressive boiling, finally descends into anarchy
>multiple >rape attempts made, because I'm that fucking retarded
>horsing-around escalates into meaningless violence
>then the sword comes out
>Wtf.webm
>Thez kicks down dimensional door
>OhShitShesBack.jpeg
>gives everyone a brutal, but deserved tongue-lashing
>still pissed as fuck
>Bull has to be sacrificed (willingly) to appease the wrath of the Pit Fiend
>Travel band suspended
>Cosplaying Freak is still waiting for his lunch money, with his mean dog
>Whats_Going_To_Happen_Now.png
W E W
E
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I'm sorry... I do love you all for this shit though (no homo)
Anonymous
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No.15938
15939
...O.O..
Anonymous
VFaAx
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No.15939
>>15938
I'm watching you
Trumpaladin's Faggot
VFaAx
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No.15940
15941 15944
I have a hell of a lot of things I want to say, but I would rather see what others have to say first
Flowchart Faggot
wY00c
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No.15941
>>15940
This...

Yeah.. I haven't really been the best sport recently.. or at all...
Scottish faggot
Ym655
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No.15944
15947 15949
>>15940
Uh idk, what are we supposed to say?
Anonymous
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No.15947
15949 15952 15953
>>15944
Idk. I'm waiting for someone else to say something.
Trumpaladin's Faggot
tAR7W
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No.15949
15955
>>15944
I have a lot to say about that godawful date last night and why you deserved that outcome, but I don't have a problem with you

>>15947
Wall of text coming
What I want to say, part 1
Anonymous
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No.15952
15954 15955 15965 15974
I guess I’ll start with what I’ve been doing that is inappropriate and over the line.

I know I have been abusing my position as an imageboard moderator by doing things against those who piss me off. This includes changing the flags of, well, basically everyone on an occasion two weeks ago. Likewise, I threatened bans. I also actually did ban Tracy’s faggot (from the vx board for 8 hours) to stop the character fight last night. This is an unfair use of powers entrusted for different purposes, and I am sorry. (Although mods always reserve the right to bully with flags.

I’ve also been editing GETs because I am still salty that Atlas banned me from regular GET theft… Sorry

Also, I'd like to apologize for the following text, because it's pretty emotional and autistic
>>15947
There’s really exactly one person here who pisses me off, and that is you
You’ve been given extreme liberties with what you can do with your classes, which pisses me off because you are such a hypocrite about what the rules do and do not permit, and because you’ve used these powers mostly to fuck over other players. Most of your powers relate to what in D&D terms is known as “wild shape,” a level five druid ability, which you shouldn’t have because you are not playing as a druid. Except that you are not using level 5 wild shape, because a cauchemar is “huge,” and that is limited to Druids of class 15 or higher. The particular class of entity you are transforming into – cauchemar – is a creature the D&D rules don’t seem to permit transformation into, but the closest analogy is the “magical beast wild shape” epic feat, which is, well, an epic feat which requires “Wis 25, Knowledge (nature) 27 ranks, wild shape 6/day,” which makes it frankly a god-tier feat. You also don’t seem to have any limit to your transformations, so like an epic – level 20 druid. Remember that not even Korak was a level 20. Besides your epic druid powers, the power you’ve been using the most is Etheralness. You’ve been using this power mostly to be an asshole to the other players by stealing things and hiding the stolen loot, or by physically attacking other players. Were a normal player to try to obtain that spell – you know, by means other than fiating that you have a god-tier feat – they would need to be a level 9 Sorcerer. And you have zero ranks in being a sorcerer. They would also be limited to a small number of uses of the spell a day, but you are claiming at will transformation because of Cauchemar qualities. Except that – inexplicably – you are claiming at will ethernalness even while you are not in Cauchemar form. So you have a spell only a level 9 wizard could have from a feat only an epic druid could have that you use more often and under circumstances than either the epic druid or the level 9 wizard could. And at the same time as you are using your druid and sorcerer powers, you are making liberal use of the class powers you actually have ranks in – you use the stealth, lock picking, spot checking, and other powers of the Rogue class in. And besides these three classes, you also want powers in Blackguard. I want to add that even as the rules have been changed to give you the special powers you want to use to fuck over the other players, you then use these special powers to fuck over the other players to gain even more powers by stealing for yourself all of the special equipment. Even after you were called out for theft and kikery you took more power-increasing goods than any other individual.

But you’re not content to play by the new rules made specially for you, you want to violate them in your favor. You do this especially for the purpose of fucking other players over. You want to go ethereal in the same round as you do something else, like grapple loot that you want to steal, grapple a body that you want to steal, or grapple a player that you want to assault. But Etheralness requires a standard action under the rules. Grappling a body or whatever requires a separate action. So if you want to steal shit, you will need a round and a successful grab to take it, and then go ethereal in a different round. So yes, we have the chance to fight you back and stop you from stealing shit if we are playing by the rules. I also want to state again that Etheralness, unlike Etheral jaunt, allows the etherealness to be transmitted by touch, so yes, you can be grappled into not getting away. You also want to have weapons when you transform. But that isn’t permitted under D&D rules regarding wildshape. You lose all gear and equipment when transforming as it is melded into the new form. You want to attack with the rear hooves in Cauchemar form. But there is nothing in the rules saying that is permitted, it only says “two hooves” as weapons. You seem to want to transform in less than a full action, even though a druid’s wildshape takes a full action. The feats that allow for a quick transformation only allow you to transform into a creature that is permissible under 4 levels lower than your druid level, and I would like to remind you that you have zero levels in druid. You kept saying “but she’s 1200 pounds and charging, where does that weight go?” during the fight with Korak, apparently not understanding that D&D rules don’t give you more attack points for being heavy, and that Korak could have easily just moved three feet to the side to avoid it all. And yet last night, when you charged towards a wall attempting a grapple but rolled a one, you want to claim that she didn’t have momentum. No, you cannot have a horse who both is difficult to stop but also suffers no consequences when she charges at a wall and rolls a 1. She cannot go ethereal, that is not a free action. If Inferius can fall and break his legs, or if Trumpaladin can have his sword slip from his hands twice in the same battle, yours can hit a wall.
What I want to say, part 2
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15954 15955 15965 15974
>>15947
The reason I care that you refuse to play by the rules is because you insist that everyone else play by the rules, and you get the rules wrong. You are constantly policing the actions of other players for whether it is within the d&d rules. You constantly say things like “you can’t use that spell,” or “that isn’t in your class” or like yesterday, when you first claimed that “wild empathy can’t allow you to know that” and then “sense motive can’t tell you that,” both of which were possibly wrong. On multiple occasions, you have complained when I do spot checks, because you claim that I am not playing a correct character class to do spot checks. You know, because if there is any one person who has any room to complain about powers not allowed by their chosen player class, it is you. Except that a paladin can do spot checks because it is an untrained power, so yes, I can do it. Yes, I know your character could do it better, but you’ve been playing as such an asshole that you split away from the main party on its quest for the specific purpose of fucking over other players, so you can’t be fucked to even show up so you can use the power. And if you were there, your character is such a malevolent liar that she couldn’t be trusted with whatever task. So I’m going to do the spot check myself.

And please, for the love of God, do not respond to this post with “but actually the D&D rules are…”. I don’t care. I do not want to spend vast amounts of time memorizing a set of rules that would never apply to my character, for the specific purpose of arguing with you. I don’t want to quibble about bullshit rules, because I already do that in real life. In Law School and my internship I have to study and memorize rules about anti-trust, ethics, copyright, administrative law, evidentiary law, relation-back under the statute of limitations, and other bullshit. I want to escape lawyering in my free time. I do not have to out lawyer you in every session so I can do an action the rules already permit, or to prevent your character from stealing from mine.

In gameplay your character spends probably easily half of all of her actions towards the specific goal of fucking other player characters over, specifically mine. She has attempted forcible rape on my character on three occasions. She has stolen the collective property of the party for personal use on two occasions, and while the unicorn was not “mine” in the strict sense, it was my plot element, and she went out of her damned way to steal that. She always secrets it away, and usually breaks from action where she is need to do that. She has physically attacked my character by kicking on two occasions, although these have context. She has lied to the party or me in big ways on two occasions. This is besides edgy actions that were arguably justified by humor and the situation, like stabbing Inferius in the asshole (twice), killing two horses, castrating Inferius, and so forth.

Yes I know you are playing as a character who is supposed to be a complete asshole. But there is an entire universe full of NPCs who deserve being a dick to. Be an asshole to them. You want to be a thief? Steal from someone that isn’t me? You want to be a liar? Lie to someone that isn’t me. You want to be a kidnapper? Kidnap someone who isn’t me (or my unicorn). You want to be a rapist? Well you’re banned from that outright, because no raping me and no sex with other characters. You say you want to play a Ghost Rider like anti-hero who does edgy evil shit that’s still technically morally justified in a way. That’s great, but Ghost Rider isn’t a movie about a guy who spends all of his time trying to be a complete asshole to Roxanne, his love interest. It’s a movie about a guy who is a dick to a couple guys that actually deserves it. So stop spending all of your time being a dick to me and the other player characters.

And if you are playing as the thief, well, remember that I am playing as the police officer. With all the shit you do to him and to others, there is no way in hell anyone honestly playing a lawful good alignment would not try to kill your character. Frankly I don’t think there is anyone who could be in the position of being lied to, stolen from, and so forth as many times as your character to mine, and not come to the conclusion that a duel to the death was the best option. I’ve tried to kill your character twice in game, but got blocked by Inferius both times. I had an opportunity last night to do a proper one on one duel and try to kill your character, and I regret not taking it. I chose to just prevent another rape attempt (after you had already done it earlier that night) and go to sleep instead.

The bottom line is that I would rather the RP be about a group going on adventures and doing things, than have to spend the whole damn time trying to stop your character from fucking mine over. It’s infuriating.
\r
Anonymous
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No.15954
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>>15952
>>15953
While I wish I could have phrased all of this in a way that were more actually persuasive and less invective, it at least gets my feelings out there
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15955
>>15949
Fuck off
>>15952
>>15953
Nigga I ain't reading that
But you are forgiven
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15956
15957 15959
Sorry for not joining when I said I would, but it looks way more complicated than what I first thought. I have written a small life history, perhaps a bit too little, but then again my character is a filly. Haven't thought of name or what skills it has.
>also been a bit busy lately
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15957
15958
>>15956
Well look what the rape drug in...
JK welcome back
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15958
15963
>>15957
Battle cry probably have to be "Not for sexual" just to be on the safe side.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15959
15960 15963 15964
>>15956
No. It's not complicated at all. We're all total nufags to /tg/ games. It just became really dramatic at one point. Please join the fun.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15960
15961
>>15959
But I am serious though
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15961
15962
>>15960
Let me build up the patience to actually read it first.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15962
>>15961
Don't be needlessly insulting
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15963
>>15958
Kek
>>15959
This

Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15964
15966 15967 15969
>>15959
Is there an easy checklist I can use to choose traits from? Or is this something I let the GM decide? Haven't really thought out what the personality of the character is either.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15965
15967
>>15953
>>15952
I agree with everything you said except the fact that you want to kill tracy.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15966
15968 15973
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>>15964
We're not really constrained by rigid rules, but gm bases his stuff largely over 3.5e D&D. You don't need to be an expert though. He's been very accommodating so far.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:System_Reference_Document
>haven't really thought of personality
Just roll with the bants, m8. Better to have things revealed through gameplay.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15967
15968
>>15964
I can refer you to the relevant parts of the D&D wiki if you can tell me what you want

>>15965
I was just pissy at the time writing it
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15968
15970 15971 15973 15976
>>15966
>>15967
So if I look at the "For Players" section I should be able to find most info.
But is it enough to choose a class, or can my Filly be a bit I want to be a Baker on day and a Fireman the next, but perhaps have an inert skill that my Filly don't know what is yet?
>not sure how to play they way I described it
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15969
>>15964
Welcome back to the gay bathhouse, norway anon.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15970
>>15968
Serious gameplay won't start until Saturday, but we'll help you out with making a character.
>Baker on day and a Fireman the next
I don't see why not.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15971
15972
>>15968
There are a set number of classes, generally based on martial style. You must chose from one of them
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15972
>>15971
I wonder what sad Alex would be.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15973
>>15966
Mixed nuts:
50% memes
20% >rape
30% actual adventure
>>15968
I would just choose a class, do some leveling in a second maybe?