Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15813You forgot Nicholas Cages's greatest weakness
As a free action, call,
THE BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk [2d20 = 16]>>15815>implying you have alliesFirst, intimidate check on any suicidal faggot who dare to interfere
Then, improved Bull Rush to push him against the wall and kiss forcefully
>>15817And, she trips over herself
Trumpaladin goes home, realizing why he didn't want to marry her in the first place
"That's not how you woo a man, Tracy"
>>15814Combat ERP is
that ga- oh who am I fucking kidding...
I'm SO glad I decided Kefka fell asleep for all this.
>>15822Yes, no
>>15821>rape (just a suggestion)>>15810"I am really disappointed in you Tracy. And your faggot too"
>>15823Can we have one horse, just one, who isn't psycho?
>>15825Mayb...
>>15826And there you just killed it.
>>15821>we'd be over by now if you'd just grabbed her by the pussy earlier[confused hoers noises emanate from every direction as you walk home]
>>15824How would you play a >rape-proned character?>>15825NO!!!
>>15828>NOThis, the non-psycho hoerses are the domestic ones.
>>15828Is she amenable to being violently raped herself?
>>15830O.O I'm not sure you're up to the level of >rape that could subdue Tracy,... I'll leave that to her faggot
>>15830You have to be
REALLY violent, desu, but that wouldn't be very Paladin-like and it could hurt the baby...
Better to go to bed and wait until she inevitably teleports into your room, and then just endure.
>>15831I feel like she'd say "you just ruined it by asking first. How the fuck is it rape if you ask first"
>>15832Don't worry, I won't target the womb area when I beat the ever living fuck out of you, and then fuck it back in
>>15834If yours ran full charge at a wall, and then rolled a 1, she's probably in a hospital
>>15837She could just phase through the wall.
>>15835In bed?
>>15840Not if she were intending to plant a kiss. She rolled a 1
>>15840Sitting and thinking about how disappointed he is in Tracy. It's like she wants to stay single forever.
>>15839"Hey there and welcome to NOT what is going on elsewhere in thread! Can I interest you in blah de blah blah, just to further divert attention from blah blah. Can I interest you in blah? If not we have a lovely selection of blah. Please peruse the blah to your heart's content. Blah blah, praise Football"
>>15841Bull Rush is a maneuver to push a target 5 feet; that means she would've had 5 feet to save herself.
>>15841If your character isn't about to go to bed, I'm going to do other things.
>>15843I'm guessing none of those things involve being an attractive potential waifu
>>15844It matters what your kink is.
Gosh... Chikun was kind of right...
>>15844"I'm disappointed in you Tracy"
>>15845Unless you want to get punched repeatedly, chocked by your dog collar, and maybe strung up by it, well, I'm not sure I have anything to offer you
>>15842infernuis wish to comminsion a piece.
>>15850The amulet will ensure that her fetus gets all the oxygen it needs.
>>15849>>15850I can also try to drown her I guess
>>15848"I'll be happy to oblige. What did you have in mind? Are we talking a piece to be enchanted, or perhaps some bling for style and aesthetics?"
>>15851I'm sorry, but if you want a realistic experience, you're going to have to take it off. Where is the thrill otherwise? Don't worry, the child can go longer without blood than you can
>>15854"me actually bring drawing with me here you go"
>>15856but instead of dollar signs they are swastikas
[1d20 = 3]>>15853Also, endurance feat (extra check on constitution while holding breath)
>>15855>the child can go longer without blood than you canThis isn't even close to true.
"You'll have to grab me first, ~Flashy."
*grapples*
>>15858Why do all my >rape attempts keep failing?
Your turn.
>>15856"Hmmmm, a diamond-encrusted bracelet,... or garter,... or wherever one decides to put it... on the body. Well, mounting the stones will take some time (there's >100), but its not outside my skillset. Is this a rush order, or are you flexible for time?"
"Um... Are you sure you want to do this?"
>>15860Oh! OH! Thats gonna sting. I know, you MAY know, but that was NOT inconsequential. Carry on. ^_^
[1d20 = 12]>>15860You have no shackles!
momentarily phases out of your grasp and grapples again
>>15862"Show me what you're made of, ~Flashy."