Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15762Undetermined yet, but he's lvl 5 nao and training to be a ninja pone.
>>15754Troll thinks for a moment. "Waiter, I'm going to need a drink. The green stuff." Turns back to Torcuil.
"What's your game?"
>>15761>Asking Element of Unoriginality what she likesTracy has no class or sense of taste anyway, so she's just happy with whatever you want to go with, so long as she feels you're excited and being genuine
but she likes steak"Steak sounds wonderful!"
>>15763[hungry nightmare noises]
>>15759Way ahead of you
>>15758Torc glows red enough to cause a severe fire concern
He then wonders how much stabbing himself in the leg would hurt compared to this
T>"I... I guess I don't have a game. Its nothing, I'm sorry. If you want, you can go ahead and leave."
>>15766Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy
"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"
Looks directly at her
"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
>>15765Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class) [1d20 = 19]>>15774grapples the split second your in the air
>>15767T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
>>15772goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time
>>15769Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes
Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy
"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
>>15776>grappling a ghost>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planeslol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
>>15777Torc>Pretty sure all my "neuro-peptides" are dead with how stupid I am tonight
>>15779>mfw 20th caster level Etherealness at will[smug ghost-pony noises]
>>15782And you sense her thinking about forcing Ponimaru into hilarious outfits like a birthday party animal, for no other reason than that she wants to
>>15783"So you like dressing animals?"
>>15784"Not really. It's fun to mess with him."
>>15783>She doesn't want to form an army of ninja horses with him*Sad Megalomaniac noises*
>>15781T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape >>15785"Didn't you like stsb him before or something? Do something humiliating with his hide?
>>15787Did he just get a horn up his ass?
>>15786>>15787tfw im the only party member not on a date.
>>15788>He has no way of knowing that"...I just like to bully weebs."
>>15790I really want to go on a mission to the lower planes.
>>15787What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
>>15788Not just stab, she gutted him from head to toe.
>>15786There's already a (small) army, but he's (Ponimaru) the only hoers.
>>15785It is
>>15792Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
>>15791I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of
"They are indeed fun to bully"
"Want to tell me about yourself?"
>>15794Oh...
Oh god
This isn't what I had predicted at all
>>15796It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.
>>15796He's not a virgin anymore at least,....
Though he wasn't the dom Xp
>>15800Lets just say she was leading the dance.
>>15796I thought I would piss her off that much but I'm really surprised you did it
>>15793She slashed him straight from shoulder to seem (was immitating samurai-kill, but didn't expect perfect roll)
>>15794I see why she was suspicious of alcohol
...God dammit! I wanted them to have a "normal" date, but I can't let another equine out>rape Tracy..!
>>15803Better step up your game. I didn't plan that, but it made sense given the context and all
>>15790"Don't worry I'nis, its only a matter of time" tail whaps the ground
>>15789No, that's just for rowdy paladins.
"Tracy, do don't want to tell me about yourself, or your day? Pony Things?"
*Sad Flashy noises*
>>15805A horn up the ass sounds a lot more pleasant than whatever happened to Tourcil
I'm goign to sleep, I'll deal with the horny ass unicorn in the morning
>>15805Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I
show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers [1d20 = 13]>>15812>no ride check*grapple the man and drag him into the shadows*
>>15809Oh, you'll deal with the horny unicorn all night long. Couldn't resist.
>>15810>>15812And now I get why Germanon called this the gay bath-house